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Politics / Re: NUC Orders Closure Of Universities For Elections by Coolturbo(m): 2:25pm On Feb 09, 2023
What if the election is postponed
dem postpone the closure too. Very simple. We move.
Religion / Re: As A Christian, How Do I Resist The Urge To Watch Porn? by Coolturbo(m): 12:29pm On Oct 25, 2020
Good morning.

Please I need suggestions.

What kind of prayers should I pray when the temptation arises, which Bible verse should I read?

Please know this is someone who's been addicted to porn for more than 7 years.
Stop using smartphones. stick to "palasa"
Politics / Re: Ekiti Raises Alarm Over Looting Of Poisonous Food Items by Coolturbo(m): 12:26pm On Oct 25, 2020
Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Benue (Graphic Photos) by Coolturbo(m): 10:04pm On Oct 12, 2020
This is not suicide. He was murdered..

I will break it down.

look at the desk next to him. There's no way he will be struggling for life and the desk will be intact and he wont use it to save himself.

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Celebrities / Re: Teni Gets Emotional As She Wins Best New Act At Soundcity MVP Awards (Photos) by Coolturbo(m): 11:31pm On Jan 06, 2019
Let her continue getting emotions y it last, very soon she will return back to where she came from......
Rubbish, Shapeless dirty Yoruba poo, always singing trash.....
Oloshi no girl yi sha. You are so full of hate.


Celebrities / Re: Sola Sobowale Celebrates Her 53rd Birthday With Beautiful Photos by Coolturbo(m): 7:59am On Dec 27, 2018
Mama the mama! .,
But truth be told tho, that 70 something year old grandma that's getting married looks really younger than this woman. That's why they say, black don't crack!
Happy birthday ma!
let's see your mum picture. yo people can talk shit a out others. Show us ur mum and tell us her age.

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Crime / Re: SARS Used Power Bank To Charge My Phone For Check-Up Today In Delta State by Coolturbo(m): 6:33pm On Jun 15, 2018
Mr Op. hmmmm, u mentioned that your phobe was dead and it was charged a little by the SARS. No phone accepts facial recognition or finger print scanner without asking you to use the PIN to unlock after you just switch on a phone.
Car Talk / Re: These Are Top 5 Expensive Car Problems That Are Not Worth Fixing If They Go Bad by Coolturbo(m): 7:07am On Oct 26, 2017
I dont agree with you. changing the whole engine is cheaper than buying another car.

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Wished He Woke Up Like This In Nigeria by Coolturbo(m): 8:07am On Sep 04, 2017
Well I like my room to be cottoned

i like my room to be "jeansed"
Celebrities / Re: 1000 Flies In Tonto Dikeh's Son's Room: "We've Been Facing Spiritual Battles" by Coolturbo(m): 12:08am On Sep 03, 2017
Let her check her batroom floor drains. If they are still working.
Family / Re: How Can I Stop My Husband's Phone Addiction? by Coolturbo(m): 4:46am On Jul 22, 2017
Your husband is not alone. I'm more addicted than him. I don't think there's a solution other than get a non browsing phone. Deep down I know I'm addicted to phone but planning to shut down and deactivate all by September first. Discipline

Why till September, thats like5weeks from now. i can bet you,you will shift it again to December
Celebrities / Re: Dj Spinal Brags About His Nigerian Passport [PICS] by Coolturbo(m): 6:36am On Jun 21, 2017

Please I'm seriously in need of a job(part-time/FT) , being jobless for a while. thanks
Bsc mat/comp.sci
location: Lagos
Contact me for...your any of these
1. Desktop-publishing
2. Web designing/training
3. Online registration
4. Corporate training
5. Software Training
6. Graphics designing
7. systems repair, installation and troubleshooting etc

But your office is located in Lagos,why not Aba,Nnewi or Onitsha.
Education / Re: Oni Babajide Emerges As OAU Best Graduating Student With 4.86 CGPA by Coolturbo(m): 6:55am On Dec 09, 2016
no comment. I was xshokced when I didn't see any comment on this topic.
Too bad.
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by Coolturbo(m): 6:37am On Oct 27, 2016
The girl was paid by a known politician to make d sextape buh was betrayed by her close ally who perhaps thought she was cheated out of the cash sharing. Now the politician has warned her not to mention his name or risk being killed. N.B, D blackmailer is on d run.

A big lie. From the video,it was shot in a very local room with 3 girls involved. They were just catching their useless fun. Nobody blackmailed her.
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke: "My Blackmailers Will Shoot Me If I Talk" by Coolturbo(m): 9:02pm On Oct 26, 2016
I still dey wonder how became Miss Anam bra. From that video,that her private area and yansh look irritating..
My observation though
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Ministers Have No Accommodations - Kachikwu [VIDEO] by Coolturbo(m): 8:29am On May 25, 2016
So na under bridge dem dey live abi

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Celebrities / Re: I Have Been Paid Fully For Emergency Beat Production – P Loops Denies Saying He by Coolturbo(m): 4:39pm On Feb 25, 2016
D banj ...eja na. I knew this can't be true.

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TV/Movies / Re: Brilliant Movie Quotes You Find Inspiring by Coolturbo(m): 10:05am On Feb 07, 2016
Ologuj ni e mi o, emi o kin soro ju.



Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe In Black Bubu With Ankara Bag (Photo) by Coolturbo(m): 8:11pm On Feb 05, 2016
She no dey but all these clothes, na marketing she dey do. And the funniest part is that she will still put them back in her store to sell to people. I don't why she must put on these clothes ad forming big girl
Travel / Re: Photos From Inside The Medview Plane That Crashlanded On Nov 5th In Lagos by Coolturbo(m): 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2015
Oxygen Mask!
Nigeria buying scrapped aeroplanes since 1900.
I don't think you dey fly plane. Wetin u wan see before.

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Crime / Re: Man Beheads VIO For Seizing His Cell Phone by Coolturbo(m): 5:39am On Mar 23, 2015
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Movie Mistakes by Coolturbo(m): 2:23pm On Nov 29, 2013
The whole crew are funny. Enough mistakes. From the mic showing to the camera reflection showing via car glass or the sunglasses the actors are putting on. Unrealistic gunshots, being shot without blood stain....just to mention few.
Fashion / Re: Ladies, Would You Rock 'Pepeye' Heels? by Coolturbo(m): 4:57pm On Oct 23, 2013
Pepeye ko, akuko ni....
Health / Re: Kpomo Sellers Arrested In Sapele For Using Embalming Fluid To Fatten Kpomo by Coolturbo(m): 3:58pm On Sep 19, 2013
This is serious. These people want me to stop eating pomo. End time things


Food / Re: '2GO Bread' Spotted In Asaba by Coolturbo(m): 9:40pm On Jul 17, 2013
2go bread ko, whatsapp puff-puff ni


Science/Technology / Re: Man Attempts To Control Electric Current by Coolturbo(m): 4:45pm On Jul 06, 2013
Pls laff wan kill me for here. Wetin fall the guy? Was it the current or he lost his grip. 3rd to comment
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Buys Another Porsche? by Coolturbo(m): 6:00pm On Jun 27, 2013
Na the same car, the car still carries "W" as the plate no. Dem just repair the car
Religion / Why Happy For Easter And New Year While Merry For Xmas by Coolturbo(m): 6:36am On Mar 31, 2013
Just wondering why we say Happy new year, happy easter but use. Merry for only xmas
Celebrities / Re: Recent Photos Of Mercy Aigbe by Coolturbo(m): 1:44pm On Mar 15, 2013
But why is that all the pictures have the same background .........abi na only me dey see am like dat?
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Shows-Off His Louis Vuitton Sneakers by Coolturbo(m): 11:16pm On Jan 29, 2013
Yeoal: http://www.yeoal.com/2013/01/peter-psquare-okoye-shows-off-his-pairs.html?m=0

The price of a real LV sneaker nor be beans. 3 can buy u a small car. These guys r making serious money.

U be ode. Ow much dem$ dey sell d shoes.
Politics / Re: Man Tattoos Coat Of Arms On His Back by Coolturbo(m): 11:12am On Jan 27, 2013

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