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Music/RadioRe: Don Jazzy's Rising Star Awards by corkpikin(m): 1:24pm On Nov 17, 2016
kingDELE:
shey olamide call him name. Ode. Abi which link olamide music career get with don jazzy own.

Emi l' ODE abi ARA ni o san pa o angry

PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets John Kerry In Morocco (photo) by corkpikin(m): 1:03pm On Nov 17, 2016
Bros Akinwumi i beg help me pass that man some lectures how a country is govern i was expecting Audu Ogba the French teacher to be present here

Where is he?
angry angry
PoliticsRe: Senator Barnabas Gemade Caught Sleeping In The Senate For The 3rd Time (PIX) by corkpikin(m): 12:59pm On Nov 17, 2016
O ma shey o! i guess no youth in that hood he represent.
PoliticsRe: Corrupt Nigerians Fighting Me With Stolen Wealth, Buhari Laments by corkpikin(m): 12:48pm On Nov 17, 2016
U see , he don dey change mouth ... My God ! common corruption you can not technically win it you are complaining that U.s is at your back .... Which U.S.A angry angry angry

Shey d one wey Trump don take over? you are systematically clinching baba angry angry

Over to You Reno undecided undecided

sorry Bros Fani is back

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Music/RadioRe: Don Jazzy's Rising Star Awards by corkpikin(m): 12:44pm On Nov 17, 2016
SpicyMimi:
Where is Airforce1 huh
At cybercafe composing lyrics angry tongue
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Created Another System Of Corruption - Emir Sanusi by corkpikin(m): 12:39pm On Nov 17, 2016
Buhari u see ur life outside huh Even a corrupt Emir is accusing you of #Bringbackourcorroption angry angry
Music/RadioRe: Don Jazzy's Rising Star Awards by corkpikin(m): 12:36pm On Nov 17, 2016
e try sha! for this recession na person fada wey won try epp other people since olamide say who e epp?



PoliticsRe: Trump Will Stop Buhari From Islamizing Nigeria – Fani-kayode by corkpikin(m): 1:14am On Nov 17, 2016
Reno Omokri: Bro Fank welcome back 9ja dey hot now oo dat mallam spoil tinz ber me dey for cali u fit show if ur passport no dey efcc hand or pass desert I hear say road clear now.
Fani: Ren u foorrrrrk up u no fit just write about me atleast make nigerians remember me ..Oga fun ee ..

Reno : Baba no vex d little change wet dey na him oga jona say make I clear sharp sbarp sheybi I tell u ? A u say u go defend bros u dey try oo chop knocl3

Fani: Ori e o da.. ja mi what's tne niche? Make people feel me small
Reno: AH AHAH ! Baba no talk too much oo make E.f.c .c no come hold u ..but as for me na Trump matter dey hot oo and u fit dis Fashola but abeg bros just becareful ehn!
Fani: Guy! U too dey fear..Haba ! U dey yankee u still dey fear mallam for hai?
Reno: Bros!!! Na little I fit talk oo ! Make I charge my phone small
Fani: BuZz!!
Guy u there
Helloooooooo
Fani: Renooo u there ?
BUZZ!!
•Idle 6hours ago...
Fani: I won go do something buzz me when u r back
Ok?
Fani : signout....
angry
BusinessRe: Planned Kidnappers Of Femi Otedola Arrested (Photos) by corkpikin(m): 12:55pm On Nov 16, 2016
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Foreign AffairsRe: Photos: Checkout The $5.3million House The Obamas Will Be Moving Into After They by corkpikin(m): 10:40pm On Nov 15, 2016
Obama interior resemble in character. E be like winch coven wey dey newcastle angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Expensive House (pictures) by corkpikin(m): 10:38pm On Nov 15, 2016
That bed can aid spiritual f angry k
TravelRe: Ghana Opens The Highest And Longest Flyover In West Africa (Photos) by corkpikin(m): 9:53pm On Nov 15, 2016
African leader causing traffic on bridge since 1812 Resturant on bridge angry angry
BusinessRe: Ayiri Emami Teaching His Son How To Use Money Spraying Gun (video) by corkpikin(m): 12:34pm On Nov 14, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Shatta Wale, Flaunts His $1m Home by corkpikin(m): 12:14pm On Nov 14, 2016
henrydadon:
grin grin grin

y'all should forgive him he meant to say

1millon cedis

1 million cedis is like 150 million in Naira undecided Haters
PoliticsRe: Fashola Lists Achievements Of His Ministries In The Last One Year by corkpikin(m): 10:16am On Nov 14, 2016
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TravelRe: Attention: Temporary Closure Of Lagos -ibadan Route by corkpikin(m): 10:09am On Nov 14, 2016
In case angry
TravelRe: Ghana’s $120 Residency Fee For Nigerians Unacceptable, Says Gaya by corkpikin(m): 10:08am On Nov 14, 2016
richidinho:
Stop wailing and fix ours at $500

I will be the one arresting them

Would be glad to join the team angry angry
TravelRe: Any Nairalander In Abidjan? by corkpikin(m): 5:31pm On Nov 13, 2016
[b]The French government really tried but one thing I have noticed about here is that the real estate here are not organized.

They love enjoyment pass their future.
If you want to know. I was in a bar at Alade market along Riveria around 8:00 pm then a police man came and instructed the bar man to reduce the volume of the music.

Girls here are dope # If u are married problem if you are not married bigger one.

I like Yopougon ... I cll the area Young people .. If you have money I won't advice you to patronise Abuja 50k for what ? Haba ! That is Kworroption and BUBU must look into it.

Meanwhile with your swag and confidence

Me: Hallo cava cherry
Her: halllllo Mesiour cavaa a ( French ascent )

Bouncing and trying to look straight into eyeball
Me: Qui cava pasque moi pallay French Empe ..camarat isi la
Arrive one moi 2 weeks je'compre week?
Her: qui in semmien ..Daccord Commons tu ta appele?
Me : Je ma appele corkpik moi Nigeria tua pallay Anglais?
Apre toi moi become bien monamiee ( feeling excited )
Her: Daccord
Me : Don mua ton Numero apre mua appele
Her: portab gartay speak deep French angry
Me: you mean phone no good ? Number yepa pattay undecided
Her: deep French! angry
Me: Well cherry moi je pa compre o French empe OK? huh Writes my number in paper give her cool

Some collect and text while some don't bother meanwhile thanks for Google translation .

Ivoriens are friendly but would never trust you because they don't even trust themselves.
Maybe because they love drinking if your wife get pregnant ivoriens are bad oooo I no see but I hear and have seen close to that .
No job angry

Nigeria is better . If you can maintain your champion.
I thought SouthhAfrica was expensive grin
Mo wa l'enu e bayi.
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TravelRe: Any Nairalander In Abidjan? by corkpikin(m): 9:58am On Nov 13, 2016
roughdiamond:
Hello house, I plan to come probably by March next year after my Youth Service. I have read this topic from page one to this current page. Honestly, I must commend your efforts. My plan is to come and establish a business, though my budget is low (500-800k Naira). What businesses can I start with this amount and which areas should I look forward to? Can I get a flat sharing there (I would like to start with a low life)? Lastly, owing to CBN's ban on Naira card abroad, what can be my possible means of transferring my money. By cash seems at risk to me. Please I would like to have your opinions on this as I want to intensify my plans. Need to leave immediately after my passing out. (May not withstand seeing my CV used in rapping Akara)
Thanks
[b]let say N1 million

That's 1million CFA

Accommodation in areas like Cocody,Riveria and Palmeria extention

100,000 cfa per month at Riveria Jardin studio apartment.
Landlord takes 3 months rent + 2 months Caution + Agent fee equals 600,000 Cfa . I had no choice. Trechville,Grandbassam, Macouri faya, is a no no for me Average house rent overthere is 50,000 to 60,000 cfa.
Youpogon hmmmn! it's a choice though house rent there is btw 35,000 to 50,000 cfa see! fine girls full here o most especially you can't speak French prepared to be loved by FEMME here unlike no woman for u in Nigeria if u can't speak good english.

Taxi from Cocody to Trechville 2,000 CFA woro woro cost 700cfa ... Normal Naija money remember CFA and Naira are almost the same

10 eggs cost 1,000 cfa
Can coke cost 500 cfa
Table water 500 cfa .... Though they have one of the best h20
SK something that make's boiz smile ask tinubu .. 1 wrap is 1000cfa and naija 100 Naira .... No wonder they traffic drug here but if thier police catch you ehn! 20 years bye bye ur pikin don grow smoke that shit in ur house .

Your 10,000 Naira in Nigeria is one paper here.

Now i want to do e spending

wake up in the morning and i brush up my teeth.
visit suprette
Bonjour man. I normally don't use the word Messouir

Me: Bonjour Man
Him: Bonnnnjour mesiour common tu va
me: Fine! Mercy . Frowned face naija calculation on my head..
Pardon don mua . Eff avec delo combien?
Him: Mill cent cang..
Me: QUA? pardon ecript write. pulls out my calculator to press the figure ..Oh 1,500 Cfa egg and water .. Nawaooooo!
give red bull how much ?
Him: 1,000 cfa
Me: for my head Red bull 1k naija inside west Africa wey i no dey Europe damn! Abidjan is expensive Ghana dey learn work.

3G internet 10,000 cfa

10gig cost 30,000 cfa

If you have a job here you are good to go. [/b]
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Snubs Buhari, Calls Other World Leaders by corkpikin(m): 12:08am On Nov 13, 2016
FakoMaybach1:
To those people that think Nigeria is not important to the US i say they are not quite correct,

Up to last year or so the[b] United states was the highest importer of Nigerian crude oil,[/b] Nigerians are the most educated immigrants in the US, Nigerians are the most intelligent Black race in the world!!....so dont give me that line of out of 146 countries bla bla bla

As the most populous black nation and key to any country's african policy, trumps disdain for buhari is not a good omen and something has to be done, (even though i am happy that trump dislikes buhari, i am pained that it will affect naija).
Trump called the Egyptian prime minister and we all know that africa has only 3 countries: Nigeria , south africa and the rest....

all these grammar i dey blow can be summarised in one sentence:- Buhari is in deep Poooo!!!

TRUMP will BOMB the hell out of ISIS and take over their oil u dey jones angry
PoliticsRe: Why Obama Never Visited The Most Populous Black Nation On Earth. by corkpikin(m): 11:52pm On Nov 12, 2016
gidgiddy:
Nigeria has a very bad human rights record, a high corruption profile, political instability, militancy and terrorism. People such as me would prefare if my fellow ethnic Igbos left Nigeria to create their own independent nation because we tired of 'one Nigeria'

So why would Obama want to visit a country like Nigeria? America has issued several travel warnings to their citizens about going to Nigeria, let alone their president.


ODE !! And Clinton could visit
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RomanceRe: Lady Gets A Brand New Benz From Boyfriend To Mark 2yrs Of Dating (photos) by corkpikin(m): 11:30am On Nov 11, 2016
would save this fo future purpose
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Undergoes N500,000 Treatment To Curb Armpit Sweating (pics,vid) by corkpikin(m): 10:49am On Nov 11, 2016
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Foreign AffairsRe: These Are The 2 Nigerians That Are Richer Than Donald Trump | PHOTOS by corkpikin(m): 10:44pm On Nov 10, 2016
reportnaija:
Donald Trump is the 156th richest man in America and 324th richest person in the world with a net worth of[b] $3.7b.
[/b]
The 70-year-old entrepreneur and TV personality was elected President on November 8, 2016, defeating Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, and will take office January 20, 2017.
These are the two Nigerians richer than the new U.S. President-elect:
1. Aliko Dangote
https://i2.wp.com/thenet.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ALIKO-DANGOTE.jpg?resize=840%2C562
Dangote wants to make Nigeria a proud country again with a rather ambitious project; a mega refinery. The expansive refinery reportedly costs $9b and will be among the world’s largest when completed, with an estimated 650,000 barrels of crude oil being refined there per day. Credit: Various
Net worth: $11.9b
Source of wealth: Cement, Sugar, and Flour
Africa and Nigeria’s richest man, Aliko Dangote founded and chairs Dangote Cement, the continent’s largest cement producer.
2. Mike Adenuga
https://i1.wp.com/thenet.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Mike-Adenuga.jpg?resize=600%2C450
Adenuga’s Globacom is the second largest telco in Nigeria. Credit: Various
Net worth: $6.6b
Source of wealth: Telecom and Oil
Mike Adenuga’s mobile phone network, Globacom, is the second largest operator in Nigeria with 32 million subscribers; it also has operations in Ghana and the Republic of Benin.

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/11/these-are-2-nigerians-that-are-richer.html

cc lalasticlala


The guy fit sue you for quoting this figure.
Foreign AffairsRe: Weeping Hillary Blames Obama And FBI Director James Comey For Loss. Video. by corkpikin(m): 10:39pm On Nov 10, 2016
GEJ on ma mind angry angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Wins US Presidential Election- 2016 US election results by corkpikin(m): 10:54am On Nov 09, 2016
Goodluck will be laughing so hard right now... Re cool
TravelRe: 20 Most Dangerous Bus Stops To Avoid In Lagos And Why by corkpikin(m): 11:30am On Jul 10, 2015
Panshow:
This topic should be 20 most dangerous places that needs police and military protection, so as to call on the government to do something about it. Remember, human beings are still living there and they can't run and leave their homes. The place is for humans and not miscreants[/color].
[color=#000099]That reminds me of my past shoeless Otueke hat master angry
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Man Resting In His Grave by corkpikin(m): 3:24pm On Jul 07, 2015
Can someone show him way to Sambisa or Goza? Hmmn! Cerious frovosal angry
Car TalkRe: How To Check For Tyres Expiry Date by corkpikin(m): 10:37pm On Jul 04, 2015
Up
RomanceRe: Two Sisters Turn Wolf For Lover Pics★★ by corkpikin(op): 8:31pm On Jul 03, 2015
undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Help! My Husband Is Under A Spell!! by corkpikin(m): 12:52pm On Jul 03, 2015
Learn fromhome movie


ConfessionsNgr:
I married my husband about five years ago. Before I got married to him there were three of them that were going after me. My husband was the least person I had expected to get married to of the three people. Apart from the fact that he was a lit bit older than me, he was not the trendy type and he looked timid and native to me so I wasn’t even considering him at all at that time. If somebody had told me that I would later marry him I would have denied it. However, of the three people that were after me he was the one that appeared serious as at that time. He proposed to me and told me that he didn’t want an affair with me he just wanted to get married to me. The other guys on the other hand never proposed to me all they wanted was to have a go at me and then move on and considering the fact that age was no longer on my side and with the advice from my mother, I eventually agreed to marry my husband. When we eventually got married, I did everything to transform my husband from the timid and native guy he was to a trendy fashion man. I made sure I changed his entire wardrobe and bought him trendy clothes so he would look presentable as my husband. Everything has been fine with us until I had my second baby over a year ago. My husband just changed completely from the loving and caring man that dotes over me to a complete monster. He started out by keeping late nights and coming home drunk. Then I noticed that he was no longer interested in having sex with me. My husband that will always find any opportunity to engage me was no longer interested in sex; the whole thing took a turn for the worst when he stopped talking to me in the house. I don’t know what I did to offend him because as everything has been fine with us before now. It was at this point that I noticed he was having an affair outside. When I confronted him, he didn’t deny it, instead he told me that if I was not happy with the situation of things I should pack my things and leave after all I wasn’t planning to marry him initially that he practically begged me, so I can as well leave if I am tired. It got up to the extent that he picks the calls of his girlfriends in my presence calling them pet names like baby, sweetie and all that without regards to me. The straw that eventually broke the camel’s back was three days ago when he brought his girlfriend home. I took my baby to the hospital and when I got back, I noticed his car was parked outside. On entering the house I found him with the girl cuddling on the settee I didn’t know when I threw my baby down and gave the girl the beating of her life for daring to come into my home. He has called my people to say he is no longer interested in the marriage. I don’t know what I have done to deserve this and I have been begging him to tell me what I did wrong but all he keeps saying is that I never wanted to marry him in the first place, but all that is past and I have been a faithful and loyal housewife to him so why all these? Please my people tell me how to go about this before I run mad because my husband is behaving like somebody that has been bewitched or under a spell.


Posted anonymously on www.confessionsnigeria.com
http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/120/help-my-husband-is-acting-funny
RomanceRe: Two Sisters Turn Wolf For Lover Pics★★ by corkpikin(op): 12:29pm On Jul 03, 2015
trips4 d gods undecided

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