₦airaland Forum

harristo:
What a rude thing to say.

Where is the proof of your assertions...

harristo:
Where is the proof of your assertions?

There we go - another jambite who just got admission this year.

DikSin:
Which kind witchcraft do obaGoal this shiit?
See belle like Edo runs girl wey just born pikin

U r a wicked soul.......LMAO

According to the latest information reaching my desk which is also being supported by the graphic image below. Seun has decided to go 1992 on the bloggers who spam threads with nude materials in a bid to turn up their traffic stats.

While he wields a very sharp knife to curb the menace, it's been gathered that the Association of Annoying Bloggers have also finalised a back end plot to massage Seun's head with an anti-justice baseball club.

More story after the cut...

Pervs will get this wrong....totally wrong.

egift:
Funds in my Payza are income from digital product sales.

When digital products no Kon sell nkor?.....lollzz

Ajibel:
Lol. But I don't have a return/refund policy

Baba....create one o. Hehehehehe....cos I see you coughing that money through your anus.

Hello folks, please I need someone who can sell me dollars via transfer to my domiciliary account.

I would want us to meet in person so I can hand you cash before you initiate the transfer. I require this for online payments.

Serious sellers should kindly drop their rates and contact number.

Thanks...

Ajibel:
Yup Mastercard. My webhost just deducts from my acct when due and they did just last Sunday. Hmmm! And I have a domain to register next week ooo. Client don pay upfront already

I jes hope say u neva chop the money make your client no go chop u.....

Macelliot:
The environment of that pics looks more like Osogbo...

You are a useless man. What has my community done to you and your generations?...lol

Na joke o...

Ajibel:
I am a web developer but I was still able to pay for hosting just last week or is it that the policy is yet to commence? I am confused by this new initiative from CBN.

What card did you use. Naira mastercard? I also was able to make payments last week until yesterday.

Both my naira mastercard and Visa card got declined.

[size=15pt]The way I see it. If the policy isn't reversed asap at least for the benefit of web developers who need to pay for hosting and other Web related stuffs. CBN might end up not having a website anymore after a while.[/size]

PROVACATEUR:
I hope SEUN is part of the protesters

Lol....is Seun the one designing your p0rn site

According to the latest information reaching my desk as at 6:35am. Thousands of web designers have converged at the CBN head quarters in Abuja to protest the recent policy restricting foreign payments on naira cards.

One of my correspondents was able to speak to an highly pained webmaster to get further clarification on the movement. This is what he revealed - "As of now, we are unable to pay for hosting, we can't buy domains anymore. All because they have decided to restrict foreign payments. How do you expect us to serve our clients. Foreign payment is what our business thrives on, without paying an hosting company, our clients can't have their business in the digital space. This is totally not acceptable and we won't stand by and watch a couple of unserious characters take us out of business".

Well, after a thorough analysis and scrutiny of the information received thus far, it seems the CBN policy wasn't well thought out.

According to the leader of the movement, it's only a matter of time before Nigerian sites get shut out of the digital space because all websites that are currently online and active will be taken off the digital radar when the hosting timeline elapses and the merchant is unable to receive payments for renewals.

The policy has been viewed to be a stir in the wrong direction as it's running timeline remains unknown.

More story after the cut.

Another awesome feature of the productive monster called BlackBerry Passport

pretydiva:
Op pls grow up

Pls grow down....lol

Most people wouldn't see the obvious about this....but from that piece up there....it would be unfair to throw shades at SoundCity.

A good turn deserves another....and often times we let our damming pride blind us to the extent of spitting in the plates that once fed us.

For the young man saying it won't affect the money psquare is making....yes you are right....to an extent. But this is not about money at all. It's a case of loyalty.

My work is media related and I can tell you it costs a fortune to be on any TV platform. So it ain't like SoundCity ain't got their kinda money yea. Just that the duo is getting the fame into their heads now, and trust me, that ain't good for nobody. Same way it wasn't good for MJ my super rich childhood rockstar.

Yustash001:
Na from the back your baldness wan begin...

Lol.....haterz gon hate

toyeoye:
Looks like you dyed the hair

Nah brother....not an ounce of dye....you can see my scalp ryt? Dye wuldnt make dat possible...

DashMeYansh:

Op what hair products do you use?

Most times I use Arella Hair Perfume cos asides the fact that it makes the hair smell nice.....it makes it wear a neat look and texture too. I can hook you up with the product if you want me to.

YOLO

exotiqueify:
Hmm.......who is d lucky female huh? but thought u people needed more than one female nau.....its not fair o rily......Corper's corner tell us what u are into nau?

Not just one female.....the screening process is still ongoing.

I am sure someone here must have been picked for the job.

Its a priceless feeling if you ask me.

Raiden:
Only female?

Yup.....unless you sound very objective and pretty much like one.

You might want to consider this temporary offer if:

If you feel you are sound and intelligent enough to handle an holiday job which would run for the first two weeks in October.
If you don't think earning N10,000 per week is such a bad idea.
If you spend most of your time at home and would want to do something that wouldn't involve stepping out.
If you have lived in Lagos almost all your life.
If you have a good english accent or can feign a very nice speaking accent over the phone.
If you don't have anger-issues of temper management concerns.

PLEASE NOTE: This is not a marketing job at all. I am very certain you wouldnt have any negative affinity after getting to know the full details and specifications.
ALSO NOTE: Nobody needs your money. This is not a scam and we wouldn't need you to pay 10kobo to nobody.

You are basically going to be working from home.

Just trying to reach out and help. Kindly send an email.

info@robocall.com.ng

Thank you.

This is now becoming a trend in the vehicle seizing industry of the FRSC.

My candid advice will be for these FRSC officials to start carrying sedatives and dopamine syringe about while they do their job.

With that....believe me, no man would ever want to feign madness knowing fully well that you'll be injected and transferred to the psychiatric ward for proper treatment.

FRSC had better announced a partnership with the Red Cross society before things go kaboom....

Na joke o.....enjoy your madness jare.

You guys shouldn't reconfigure this thread na....

Take your personal vendetta else where abeg...

Donald3d:
Sir if someone can utter out such statement,then its time to create a spiritual shield around yourself,start praying fervently today

I say na joke na.....why u Kon kari d mata put for head...tnx anyways....lmao

SUGARBEE:
Lol.. Dogbanger would do



[size=15pt]#SUGARBEE[/size]

U get sense?

The cute boy's name is Richard and his dog's name is Princey...

Fellow Nigerians pls suggest a username for him here on nairaland.

What is a Tinubu?

Is it a specie of an owl cos we don't know what that is over here in Russia