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[size=25pt]And we told breeze to leave that water dispenser o.....he would have escaped too.

Thank God they didn't catch me.[/size]..

Oga OP.....tho I ain't a fan of the noise maker.

But shey na bcus of this thread you go photo studio go snap pics. You just handed yourself over to the noise maker.

Remember the Ogun state blogger that was tortured last year? Well....I won't say anything again at this point. Continue insulting your elders...

Just like a cat.....hez got 9 lives

He dies everyday...

And wizzzy be falling hands sha....

Your first babymomma once called you irresponsible cause you ain't looking after your child. You kept on sharing pen1s until you had a second 'born by mistake'....now u sayin smtn like sending 1000 kids to school.

Mehn.....you are the one who needs to go back to school to learn about contraceptive usage and social etiquette...

Mno taking sides....but srzly....why wait till now bfur bringing dat shit up. Another lie....i know this boy is not 25......someone shuld tell him to stop giving us 80% o his cumulative age.

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After Wizkid took a smooth bashing at Linda Ikeji over the news making rounds regarding his eviction from his lekki home. The Starboy vented on the blogger's IG page and said nasty stuffs like 'your pvssy stinks' - 'my director fvcked you' - 'marry your laptop'...and so on...

Not long after that, Linda Ikeji had dropped a comment addressing the pain of the 'Holla at your boy' crooner on her initial post. Below is an extract of what she said:

'kid, take a chill pill and start looking for another flat to rent already. It's never too late to stop sharing pen1s upandan and start living a real life'

OP....

Thanks for sharing.

Could you share your email so we could discuss on this.

Thanks

Jf

Come in and suck....

Nairaland Wanksters.....wey una

Ori Oryan

Vaseline boys.....wey una

Nippples

April fool

Ashawo

naughtynaughty:
Shift Mke I join u abeg

Madam saje, pls gimme one fresh cup of palmwine.. If d palmwine isn't fresh enof u can gimme 3 origin instead wit isiewu

*adjustingMYbraHand* and *chewingGUM*


Ehm..op, I hear Goodluck d village headmaster beat his wife black nd blue lastnyt, dey even said he remuvd one of her teeth wit stone, hw true is dt?

*stilchewingGUM*

No mind dat one

Na yeye man.....I go mobilize boys make dem comot hin joystick

Lala - wey dis snake peppersoup na.....

Oga seun......try dey do sponsored post abeg.

I'm not with my tie today - So make I just nack you better pidgin cos your mods just free me from one yeye ban. I no kuku knw wetin I do.

But I feel it would be of more benefit to your platform and to small businesses if you decided to integrate sponsored posts into your AD offerings.

I can bet it with you that people wouldnt mind paying 100k for it. Which is x2 of what Auntie Linda charges.

Think about it please - Olohun mo fi beey.

Biko nu.

Thanks mate....srzly. Tnx

Lalala - wey you?

Abeg gimme some snake pepper soup to take celebrate my release from the yeye ban wey u put me...

Eyin boys - I have mentioned snake o - Oya come and ride with me to the front page

Ori cocoa

Jadeite:
@Op....Just want to say God bless you...I felt real good reading this...Be you! Thanks for giving hope to a selected few...

Thanks ma'am.....*hugz*

Dklef:
You see, the society we live in has made the wrong things look like the norm and when one try to act mature and be morally upright, people starts calling you a coward.

Our society has 'mis-prioritised' many things to the extent that; a man who neither smoke nor drink alcohol is seen as weak and 'e nor jasi'

I had an elderly friend, a married man. Now his friends, all married used to visit this sex-house to carry women and ofcouse, cheat on their wives.
So the day this my friend was call to join them, he refused and they began to laugh and call him all sort of satirical names like, 'husband material' 'bole' 'weakling' 'mr lover lover' and all.
We have made things of frivolity to become our topmost priority. And OP you've shown how strong of a 'man' you are!


Kuddos to You and you should never allow people make you believe you did anything wrong.
You're a man, human too and so i wont actually fault you for going as far as taking a lady home (and undressing bla bla). Cos all that is just carnality playing out.

Reading your essay alone, one can read through your mind and that you're a real man with conscience and principle. Bravo!

Thanks bro....most of these guys bashing me don't really know me. Its funny they'v decided to judge me away though.

Thanks anyways, comments like yours - I appreciate and hold with high esteem.

McCarlito:
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U're just deceiving urself....

Dignity adds more value than you could ever imagine...

McCarlito:
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Move along now or go to the kiddies session or something...

MRBrownJ:
@corperscorner
let me be the bearer of bad news, if you brought a gal home , "touched" her everywhere (possiby kiss her too) and undressed her fully, then you have already cheated bro!

if you believe that cheating is only when you penetrate someone then you are clearly mistaking....
here is a clue: would you allow your gf to be "touched" and undressed fully by some other dude?!

You made a point.....but the fact is. Both wont be on the same scale when quantified.

Do you know what sex entails? It goes beyond sticking that thing hanging btw ur legs into something. Its deeper than that.

I admit I must have crossed the line by doing some stuffs. But I didnt allow myself to be consumed, Thats the essence of this. You didnt bring a bad news sir. You only came to seek clarification.....at least, thats the way I see it.

ClassCaptain:
Great stand.

But this will only be reasonable in a situation where the man is 100 percent sure of the loyalty of the girl..or at least to the extent of not commiting the same act elsewhere.

Imagine all this self control only for u to hear later that one guy dey pipe her steady for where she stay..

Na sorry case be that oo

Tnx for the encouragement bro......but she ain't that type..........we made our acquaintance some 6 years back. Trust me....shez that type who would tell me everything....I mean everything. She would even go as far as giving my number to guys bugging her - just for them to try calling and hearing a male voice over the phone. We've been like a team and it felt awkward trying to ruin what we've had coming a long way. The attempt is what I regret.

Its been a couple of months since my girlfriend traveled and the frequent rain fall haven't really been helping matters. I initially felt I could contain my urge but sometimes it gets out of hand (GUYS WOULD UNDERSTAND BETTER).

So yesterday, I decided to invite a particular girl over, she happens to have been hoping I would do that a long time though.

To cut the long story short, the touching began and it got to the stage where she gave in and allowed me pull off her entire outfit.....like down to the last. At this point, it must have been so certain to her that we were going to get down.....

But to the glory of God, it suddenly flashed through my mind how my girlfriend would call frequently and how she would often profess her love for me.......the fact that we've grown to become an item over time made me feel a prick in my conscience and all of a sudden I started feeling disgusted with myself. While these activities were going on in my head, this particular girl that came over had already arrived cloud 9....waiting for me to 'enter the place'. But somehow, I was able to knock senses into my head and attempted to help her back into her outfit while she completed the process herself. (IT TOOK AN EFFORT - BLIV ME)

She turned to me and asked? 'Whats the problem?'...........I said 'nothing, its not happening'. Then she pulled away hurriedly and vowed never to visit me again. I was really glad but concealed this so it would not be obvious though.

Anyways, with all that past me now........one thing I can say is that. I have no regrets and if any at all, it would be inviting her to come over in the first place. I realized we guys can be faithful, it only takes a little effort towards self control. I called my girlfriend a few minutes after the drama and we spoke at length for close to an hour..............and from the conversation, all I could deduce was......I care about her feelings much more than I thought.

make person near am whip am beta koboko,,,,

u go see ow d dude go drop d plywood turn to floyd mayweather

VampireeM:
Mumu Policemen don think they ve landed big fish... I hope he will be taught a lesson that will make him not collect bribe again. OP, be careful cause if they mistakenly catch you, na real GOBE oh

A colleague just told me that too.....i pray our paths never cross again. Lol

destinychildolu:
Super story because no police man would ever collect cheque as bribe

And you must know this....how? it all depends on how you package yourself bro...