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Axis313:
USA and Pissrael started this war, Islamic Republic of Iran will decide when and how to end it.
Also know that the so called "only democracy in the Middle East" Israel has threatened Israelis with five year imprisonment if they are caught recording and sharing the extent of devastating damages Israel is currently suffering in the hands of Iran.
Their casualties are heavily censored, their supporters here believes them even more than their own parents.

Whatever you're saying. Israeli league still dey go on while Irani league don pause. Abi Iran no know their stadiums. If na me, dem no born dem well to even go play ball. All their citizens go receive the sins of their leaders.

masterfactor:
The way Nigerian hype the USA and military personnel, you will think that they are immortal. When USA AND ISRAEL brings there casualty in the war, it accepted and no argument but Iran brings it own, you will hear sentences like, it fake, it AI, I cannot be true. If American and Israel are sincere, why controlling the media on what to report about TEL AVIV

See you.

People wey even disown their own ancestors and see themselves as bastard children of Abraham, na dem you wan reason with?

In their mind, the US has the avengers and superman, so their soldiers can't die.

Smh

HacheNoire:
Wall street stocks for body bags and coffins going through the roof on Monday!

No one cares if anybody dies! If the stock prices are going up, y’all can all die!

It's all mostly business as usual. Whoever wan die, make e die, those wey go cash out go still cash out....

OvertheTop:
As How naa?

If i am Saving 20k per month in Opay, can I achieve it ?

Impossible is nahtin.

Just discipline yasef, you'd be surprised what you can achieve.

Lols...

Now, what's left is justifying their madness by manipulating the thoughts of the masses through the media. So when they do this again to someone else, everyone will passively accept again as usual.

Political suicide...


SMH

Beautiful.

Now, what's rdt is what she plans to do with the 1m.

It's easier to do now. Try OPAY target saving. Even in 3 months, you can save over a million. And use it to boost ya other investment plans.

All things are achievable, just discipline yasef and you'll get many things done.

givedemwotowoto:
Tens of thousands of Kurdish fighters will join other Kurdish armed militia groups in Iran to launch a ground offensive against over 100k IRG members. With the help of air support from U.S. and Israel, IRG is at a huge disadvantage on this one.

That's the issue all the time.

There's always dissatisfied pawns on the inside that believes the outside help would help them achieve their internal goals. Forgetting the outsiders wouldn't spend money and the lives of their soldiers just to make you happy. Look at the price first and you'd understand it pays mostly the outsiders.

Painful circle it is

Kobicove:
He's just doing it to avoid being deported to Ghana because doing so will elongate his prison sentence in the UK

Tor.

He even went online whilst still in Europe. Europe wey documentation jhus full their head. There's hardly anything wey dem no dey document.

E be total werey

Troy007:
If stupidity was a person.

E papa name for be Boakye shey?

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

Mattswaggz:
E don cast ooo e don cast....las las e don cast!!!. .

After the werey finished celebrating his immature victory hand touch am.

He go escape again. Na escape artist... Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

Gods, this will be another arsenal for our Kemi to yab that "Stammerer" guy again.


The wan no wan give the old man peace at all.

SMH

Lastmessenger2:
The downfall of North Korea will be internal and mostly by those very close to Kim who have grown weary of his dictatorship

True. Especially with the secret support of mossad and the CIA as usual.

Person wey dem go let do as e like....

Okay, wetin dem save for now?

These nosy wereys..

See these mumu nairaland dey do poll about such an obvious matter.




They can't touch oga Trump. He'll mock and laugh at dem but they'll do nahtin.

The weakli6will eventually let him do whatever he wants without interference. Las las, they'll beg him for a share

Watch and see

I no even wan read anything again.

If that's the case, whose silly child would still think they have a life partner?

Shey na until dem put knife for ya neck you go understand say dem wan kih you?

Gods forbid such useless descendants...

SlavaUkraini:
America na your Paaapaaa mate ?

Israel na your Paaapaaa mate ?

We are waiting for the next Supreme Leader.

That one will also Join his Predecessor.

God Bless Donald J Trump and America

God Bless Benjamin Netanyahu and Israel

🇺🇸🇮🇱 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🇺🇸🇮🇱

Oga, na because dem never meet barbarian like this ancestor.

Me go immediately hide somewhere first and then raise hell in civilian occupied territories before I go.

I go take millions of ya citizens with me. Abi you get power pass me, I too get pass ya citizens.

Dem never just see crazy person wey ready for problem. Khamenei wey do nahtin after Trump end Suleimani? He's weak and sane abeg.

Will still make one wonder where the wereys at his press conferences are now.

Short and long is... The masses are mostly stupid and unaware of the real issues and are easily led by these murderous leaders. Both his supporters and these idiots celebrating his death.

Was that not how wereys celebrated Gaddafi's demise until reality begin slap their faces swollen?

Awón òní yéyé

Why una no go talk so?

When the blockheads have agreed to do as you say. Accepting self destroying conditions for una nonsense loans...

Kalulu44:
And the failures will continue with higher proportion. The moral decadence we have deeped into now is just alarming.
In my area, hear where know fraudsters now nickname themselves "agba yahoo" "yahoo prophet" "Alpha yahoo" "Yahoo pastor" and it's now normal to their families, girlfriends and co. Nobody berates each other for it.
Or is it the intake of drugs and smoking by this same young generation, the staggering percentage into each of the crimes are just alarming.
I'm 45 now, I have never in my life taking drugs or even wrap an ordinary sheet of papers in the name of smoking. Drinking is an occasional thing for me.
So everything happening now is just baffling

Lols @ agba yahoo...

That's why I say people are no longer aware of themselves as they once were...

There's a massive shift in the ether and higher dimensions where the mind operates from. Wherever that may be. I feel it.

That's why one has to regularly be aware of themselves anytime they let anything pass through their own mind space. Else, you would never know when you'd be taken over and replaced.

Ah, it's all confusing and simple at the same time. I just don't know how best to pass what I feel...

Kalulu44:
I swear down, the past really sweet die

Maybe much interaction with the world corrupts and saddens our innate spirits. Especially when you operate at the level we operate from.

Truly, the price for "experience" and "knowing" otherwise called "knowledge" is always accompanied with the loss of whatever could be called "innocence"...

That's also maybe why those who claim to be "woke" appear strange to those of us who somehow preserves some form of innocence. As barbaric as I seem with my views on certain matters, I'm still very innocent even at over 4 and a half decades. I always make sure I preserve something so as not to lose myself entirely as I often feel I'm too welcoming to everyone and everything. So, I consciously protect somethings about my perceived perception of who I expect "ME" to be.

At least I'm aware something is corroding all of humanity should stand for, for a better world. Replacing it with total impossibilities as logic. But most people seems to be unaware of the subtle corrosive influence of whatever they expose themselves to, especially now where the internet is trying to replace the ether. That's if it hasn't already happened. I doubt it'll take much time to become reality and all of humanity will be totally in the palms of these sick wereys.

There's too much danger that I pity my seeds. I just hope they somehow resolve it all. We've failed them like our predecessors.


SMH

guass:
With UK just joining the war shows something huge is fishing.

Maybe... It's brewing already....

The man no even sabi vex. E pretend like say e be anything until dem send am on his way. Since oga Trump boldly "ended" Suleimani back then, I already knew the old geezer is nothing but noise.

Person wey for scatter the whole board before e exit... Or maybe the true shadow controllers don tell am to go in peace and not make noise.

SMH

Was just smiling as I read this... It brings up memories....

Make I no talk pass like that.

Why the past always be like say e sweet pass the present sef?


Gods abeg o 😁

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, One of the most hilarious event in my secondary school days.

1996, J.S.S 3 Ojo High School, Ojo Lagos State.
We were preparing for our Junior Waec. In our J.s.s 3 C was one beautiful girl named Cordelia. Just saying she's beautiful is understatement. Cordelia was gorgeous, and I can bet she'll be among the top 5 in the whole school.

Added to her beauty, she's intelligent and came from a privilege home. Her father is an importer in Alaba int'l market and from Imo state.
But there was one thing negative about Cordelia, the beauty, the intelligent and the coming from a wealthy background got into her head. She wasn't humble.

Cordelia was saucy, arrogant and boastful.
She only had just one friend in the whole class of 52 students, and never talk or mingle with anyone else except rolling with S.S.2 & 3 peeps.
By rolling with those seniors, all of us in her class are not her mate or in the same level.
Guys and some girls had tried to make friends with her, but the snubbing is out of this world. She will berate and be little you and always let you know you're not in her level and if you tried to beat or threatened to beat her, she will send the seniors after you.

Those ones will come like zombie and start punishing the person.
Those were the time when students still respect their seniors, not now a junior student fit change am for senior especially if them don join that their mumu cult.
.
So bcus of this, everyone avoided Cordelia like a plaque. But there has been tension brewing between her and a girl name Shekinat sitting next to her desk.

Shekinat, a Yoruba girl from Ibadan, Oyo state. Has always told her that one day she will beat her that she won't get the chance to go call her seniors boyfriends.

Cordelia has always mocked her that it's bcus she's jealous of her beauty and intelligence.
Then came the D-day, lunch break bell was rang and many students started walking out.
Me being an introvert person, it's only football matters that can take me out as at then. So I stayed back in class and started re-reading An African Night Entertainment. A book I have read many atimes.
I don't think we were up to 10 or 15 people remaining in class. So my head was buried in the book I was reading, when I heard the slap. I looked up and saw Cordelia just gave Shekinat a dirty slap. (Oya nah, the Royal Rumble fight we all have been waiting for has just started). Mehn! I dropped my novel and sat on top of my desk. Likewise other students in the class, (who wan go separate, something wey we all don dey wait for)
Shekinat replied with her own hot slap and then the dragging of shirt and pulling each other back and forth began.

Shekinat eventually overpowered her and pushed her hard backward untop of a desk and Cordelia flipped and fell to the other side raising her full gown up exposing only her pant.
.
Then everybody saw the unbelievable. Cordelia the most beautiful girl, wealthy, intelligent and proud was wearing a rainbow color pant that is torn in three different places exposing a slight of her [.....].
Like a rehearse and choreograph thing, almost everybody exclaimed! Hey, Cordelia tear tear pant.
And the singing and chorus and clapping started: "Cordelia, tear tear pant." "Cordelia, tear tear pant." It got loud that it attracted other students passing our balcony and they all stopped and leaned on our window to watch the show. Shekinat herself couldn't help but was laughing.
Meanwhile, Cordelia landed badly with her back and I guess the pain and shame didn't let her get up on time.
And when she eventually did, she faced down with tears rolling down her eyes, walked to her desk, opened it and gently carry her bag and then walked out of the class. Some people still followed her singing behind her while me and others still in the class started discussing about what just down and we walked up to Shekinat who was by now sitted and calm.
We stood her up and raised her hand singing "Winner oh oh oh" She was somehow shy but later received the accolades and said "let me see how she will go and call those seniors" All of us said "lai lai, dem no born am well" with this shame and humiliation, she no fit.
Before long, those that escorted her came back and said she left the school and went home. She lied she was sick.
.
Before you know it, words had spread round the school about what happened.
School closed we went home, the next day everybody was expecting her at school. We all want to check something, whether she go don mellow or still dey feel herself.
Cordelia didn't come to school the next day.
1 day became a week, a week turn to a month and that's how Cordelia stopped attending our school.
It was that her close friend who later hints us that Cordelia has been transferred to Owerri to go do her Waec. She said her parents told her so when she went to pay her visit, but no reason was giving for the change.
Guys! Na so our beautiful Cordelia take vamose and carry her shakara comot for our miss, all thanks to Shekinat who exposed her unintentionally.
Sometimes in life, God and nature have a way of dealing with people like.
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Have a lovely weekend ahead.

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Helpfromabove1:
For where in Lagos or Nigeria because Lagos Lastma and police get diff one


For example No.12 failure to wear seat belt - 2k (urgent 2k)

Which Lastma or police officer go collect 2k for lagos dere money start from 5k

I am even surprised at the penalties listed here

Ordinary expired spare tire, na 25k Dem dey ask for. E later enter asking for tax ID before they'll allow or accept payment and other matters.

Like most Nigerians e be like say me sef dey guilty of not knowing and using the law properly. Such ignorance, gods abeg o...

OP, thank you o jare

Win12345:
Deluded Islamists with nefarious agenda for the world. God will punish and expose all of you. You guys think that you have Nigeria already wait till Iran is finished been dealt with. No room for Islamic terrorists in this world.

Islamic terrorists wey the West hand dey inside abi?

These powerful world leaders are all the same.

Hardeybohwarley:
Serves her right. What kind of nonsense was she thinking.

He shouldn't take sorry for a response, Sue her and if she doesn't have money, let her go to jail.

Meanwhile Ftc in Ramadan.

Wuked man 🤣🤣

Still I don't see any reason to speak against this.

Even if she no get 15million. At least 5million suppose fall. Make her family go sell whatever and pay or she serve 6months for talking anyhow.

Make this be an example for all the very stupid people wey like to dey talk anyhow.

The era of doing anyhow in this country should end. We need to make use of our courts. No need to fight anyone, just go to court and receive compensation and if dem no go fit compensate, make dem go inside for 6months to a year. Na dem go begin preach and advise anyone wey dey talk and do anyhow.

Lols...


Some men go even know say a woman is taken, dem go still get affair with her and even make her pregnant.

Humans eh? Serious crazies. I even experienced where one yéyé fine boy was being beaten like a thief. His crime was disturbing a pregnant girl for affair not knowing the girl guy na street soldier. And if na one of those girls wey dey always dey itchy and almost always needs their itch scratched, na so both of dem for do the do...

Animals

SMH

donMIG:
Dracular has awaken
Mk we go soak ourselves with garlic

No forget to add salt and pepper. So that you go sweet well well when e wan chop you....


Lwkmd 🤣🤣

SMH

This one wey never master hia emotions sef dey go do DNA test.

Ya own heart will attack you na.

A pity and a waste...

SMH