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brain54:


I dey dull sometimes o...

Na you never notice am!

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣

Emeskhalifa:
Lols and you don't think of bankruptcy, legal battle that may engulf the company abi?

Na only person wey no sabi turn 1 naira to 100 naira (aka 9 to 5) go go pick 1k weekly

Plus these dubious people might just decide to rinse and repeat moves. All the people choosing 1k per week go end up stranded...

brain54:
Make I go choose weekly payment for life...

Make the company go fold after 2 years due to mismanagement, bankruptcy, legal cases or whatever uncertainties of life that exists.


Oga give me the complete cash make everybody find their way. You and who want do that one.

I don't roll that way biko!

You too geh sense. Try dey dull small

Carazon:
These are all street rules in Nigeria, not an advice to a broke nigga.

A broke nigga is someone who's down and fear no fall

Lols...

As if kidnappers wey dey sell human parts care if you dey broke.

Just no meet these animals...

helinues:
That can never happen in Africa .

Poverty of the mind won't allow African leaders to resign honorary

You supposed to know na.

They won't dare do anything their Oga at the top didn't sign.

And who's to say all these matters are not directed by some Oga in the shadows?

They create and force motions into the head of the public. An example is this but with the opposite narrative in Africa. All for a shady reason

Ah, something is whispering in my ears that I'm right.

essentialone:
You too na dear. Hahahahha

But I believe in TuFace song that songs, you cannot trust everybody but you got to trust someone. Meaning all online people cannot be that bad. So whether offline or online, who is ok is ok, and who is not ok, is not ok. If I like someone, or like the things I know about that person, then the person has become my dear.

Na true o...

Nothing do you brother. You spoke well.

Las las, everybody na "dear" in one way or another to different people.

abiodunbright:
You are very funny, I hope and pray it never happen to her this kind period

I'm only funny on nairaland o. As I come here to play hoping no one that knows me will catch me misbehaving... Lols


Its annoying to speak to someone who did business administration in school about matters like this repeatedly yet they insist on being silly. That my elder sister na yéyé old girl and if she experiences losing her money through this Ajo, I go vex for her.

essentialone:
Shore means Land.

OnShore means to work on Land.

OffShore means to work on Sea (Water).

That's what I think dear.

Some men sef...


Jhus now now, you don rush geh dear for nairaland.

Na una dey spoil Nigerian women with una anyhow characters

AqualinaXYZ:
Which position Tinubu hold



E get who creat content more than him?



Useless man

See this man o. Mama Peace will finish him anytime, any day....

Most women no dey hear word.

I advised my elder sister to instead open a mmf account if she wants to do Ajo or how do they spell that saving thing.... She's still saving with one woman that works about with red pen... If e happen to her, me go draw her ear and shout inside.

I don't know why Africa was mentioned but I know without roads, linking points a and b, civilization will collapse...

Gods... Imagine just now read the topic properly... May the forces save me from laziness.. smh

Its things like these that gives men like me joy..

Taking care of those we believe are in our circles... SMH

Every reasonable man do exactly that. After all, for this life, wetin man get to enjoy pass his experience and feelings when he's still breathing? Wenya children will chose their mother over you, no matter how you kih yasef to make sure they don't go through what you went through as a child.


Man dey suffer abeg. That's why even as you're doing anyhow as a man, take care of yasef ad enjoy yasef...

Even if it was all done by his subordinates, the man should just resign abeg. Life no fair to any of us wey ever go dey inside this kind of story.

When e happen, just man up and let go. It's easier to let go for wereys like my Royal Self. Our eye no too big.....

Recommendable if you ask me.

African nations need to man up. Make e no be say because dem give you food chop, e go come be say you no go fit geh mouth talk again if Dem offend you. Especially say we know say whatever they give, like the proverbial Satan, dem go collect am times hundred. So, let's just conclude it's business. So what do you owe to be doing yes sir upandan?

The number skull in Abuja is sending Nigerians to Cotonou currently and I tell ya, I don't need to ask IFA to know that was an order from his bosses.

Something e no fit do against children masquerading as terrorists in his own country, e dey do am against trained military men and e dey win the struggle. So tell me again say the government is not complicit with whatever is going on in the country.... Abegi 🤧

erniok2:
Death to America geng exited the group chat.

That's if na only America dey na. Someone like me no fit go their massive chaotic country for any reason. E get places wey I get interest to visit, and the US is not in the list.

Better places full the world na the US, middle east or northern Nigeria I wan go visit? Gods forbid badt thing. I dey currently move from state to state in Nigeria but I'll never go anywhere north. I just thank the gods say I visited Kwara already before their craze start. From now onwards, Kwara too don enter my list of places I no go near. I no want wahala abeg..

Kemetian:
FUNNY HOW THE ''WORST GOVERNMENTS'' EXCLUDE ALL THE COUNTRIES THAT LOOTED AND PLUNDERED AFRICA OF ITS WEALTH AMOUNTING TO AN ASTONISHING $5,000 TRILLION ACCORDING TO AI CHATGPT.

THE COLONIAL LOOTERS AND PLUNDERERS THEN LISTED THEIR VICTIMS AS ''THE WORST'', WHILE SITTING ON OUR $5,000 TRILLION.

THE AUDACITY OF THESE PEOPLE.....

PAY US BACK OUR REPARATIONS, TO THE ACCOUNT OF EACH AFRICAN.

THEN WE WILL BECOME THE BEST AGAIN, JUST LIKE WE WERE IN HISTORY - THE CRADLE OF CIVILISATION - BEFORE YOU INVADED WITH YOUR GUNS AND BOMBS TO STEAL AND DESTROY.

Chuckling.. 😁

Fiscus105:
Hi


Men are loosing it big for several independent ladies, gone are the day men take pride in maniputing ladies to submission, but now guys start fidgeting wen they meet classic ladies.

The so-called classic ladies that we will now later hear is "collecting" from their gateman?

Abegi.

Well, no matter who, I see women as the same as I have too many of them in my life. Mother, many sisters and two daughters. Not to mention female friends. Yes, even this old boy has female friends.

Plus I have never been the type to show uncontrollable lust and stupidity. In fact, I go ignore a classic lady wey nothing concern me and her and I'll focus on the business wey bring us together. If anything go happen, that might be later as I no dey do strangers, as I hardly trust anyone aside those in my circle.. (no matter how beautiful) never in my life..

Me like ignoring some kind matter just to spite the person involved. I just like to dey annoy them like that....

Righteousness2:
The devil has manufactured various things to Destroy young men and ladies in the name of Getting high and feeling fly.

You dey take
Cana
Igbo
Colos
Arizona
Loud
Mkpirumiri
Akpuracheya
Grass
Shisha
And so on and so forth,

You dey use your Hand Destroy yourself, here on Earth and in Eternity in Hell.

You no need all these Nonsense.
The devil is in a Haste to Destroy souls.
Amend your ways. Cry out to JESUS CHRIST for Mercy and Help.
There is No more time.

Oga there's wine in heaven. 5he type that'll make ya other Abrahamic brothers fly like air-lo-plane and land on top of the pitiful virgins that'll be distributed to them.

Only ya street in heaven won't have virgins... SMH

Fiscus105:
You staring from head to leg and Ur 3rd legs raised inside Ur trousers, yet you have so many reasons not to approach.

Oga, which kind woman go even agree to a man wey ordinary staring, propeller don stand? That one fit later do "forced entry" o..

I don't admire anything and anyone that's outta control. Such wereys are too predictable. Predictable is too boring. I enjoy unpredictable. Even if it makes lazy me uncomfortable . At least my heart go shake small...

Before nko...


Who'd be adverse to being the inlaw of some wealthy thieving politician? Abuja na where you fit meet their relatives na.

After all, the national cake is for efribodi

Reverseng:
Understanding that I have to help myself first before helping others.
I can't give what I don't have.
The first step to loving others is to love oneself, as selfish that that might sound

Now I no longer force my opinions on people. I tell them what I can and try as much as possible to avoid arguing.
Suffering truly is relative.

2) Making an attempt to read Vincent Guillem The Spiritual Laws" and repeatedly reading Helpyourself post here on nairaland.
The insights are breathtaking

3) Not skipping NYSC. I thought it was going to be a waste of my time because an American employer is likely not to ask for my NYSC certificate

Now I understand that the place one find themself can trigger their evolution.
Some thoughts can never occur to you when you're in some particular environment. I had to change my environment, by way of NYSC to become this person right now and I'm grateful to God

Well, this daddy has discovered that "selfish" is okay. How on earth do you put ya interests last? Unless ya interests are those that makes others think you're altruistic...

Well done madam. How's oga and the kids?

jchioma:
Lol! Funny. The guy be like if I perish, I perish!

Truth is; as humans, prone to mistakes, we tend to regret certain things that we’ve done or happened in our lives, and marriage is not exempted. They must learn to accept and manage their differences.

Funny thing is, in most situations, that strange feeling pops up once in a while and at other times, you find you are praising yasef for choosing right...

Its all part of being human. Fickle yéyé specie

IzunnaOkafor:
By Izunna Okafor, Awka

Dangerous Tattoos Discovered As Police Nab Suspected Killer Of Anambra Lawmaker

The Anambra State Police Command said it had recorded another major operational breakthrough, following the arrest of a notorious armed robber linked to several violent crimes, including the killing of a serving member of the Anambra State House of Assembly.

According to a statement issued on Wednesday by the Police Public Relations Officer, SP Ikenga Tochukwu, operatives of the Rapid Response Squad (RRS), Awkuzu, carried out the successful operation in Ogbaru Local Government Area on Monday.

The suspect, identified as Ugochukwu Uzor, a 26-year-old male, was said to have been arrested at Iyowa Odekpe in Ogbaru LGA during what the police described as a major offensive operation against criminal elements in the area.

SP Ikenga disclosed that the suspect was apprehended after a fierce confrontation with the operatives, during which a locally made Beretta pistol and eleven live rounds of ammunition were recovered from him.

He further revealed that Uzor is a dangerous criminal with a long history of violent activities across Anambra State and neighbouring states, adding that he also bears a large tattoo on his body with the inscriptions “No Forgiveness” and “No Mercy,” which the Command described as reflective of his hardened criminal disposition.

During interrogation, the suspect reportedly confessed to being the leader of several criminal gangs operating within and outside Anambra State. He also reportedly admitted his involvement in the abduction and murder of Hon. Azuka Justice, a member of the Anambra State House of Assembly, who was killed on December 24, 2024, a widely condemned crime across the state and beyond.

The Command described the arrest as a significant breakthrough in its ongoing fight against violent crime and criminal syndicates, noting that the development will greatly aid further investigations and possible arrests of other gang members.



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after a fierce confrontation with the operatives, during which a locally made Beretta pistol and eleven live rounds of ammunition were recovered from him.

So how e come use be "fierce confrontation"?

Just a Beretta and 11 rounds. She the police dem carry sticks and stones?

Abegi 🤧😩

Vowed to confront Israel?

See people wey wan confront Israel... Their lives na already garri garri.

To collect wotoporously just dey hungry these ones..

Yéyé dey smell

PapaNnamdi:
Lol, my crush, I can persecute you for this

Ah, person wife...

Jay no go need pay anyone, people wey go beat you for free go dey beg am to just say yes and ya own go over done... Lols

Bahamas95:
I don't think I have used anything weird to save someone's number before.

What I do most times is attach the location where I met the person to the name for me to remember easily.

I have five girls named Blessing in my contact, I differentiated them with where we met.



I also use the occupation of people I'm not too familiar with to save their numbers.

Na me and you tie the same wrapper...

Who even get time to dey brainstorm names when you can simply be straight and let ya woman know what you want?... People might not believe this but most women really don't mind. Na that hide wey una dey hide dey cause problem for una.

EarthKing:
This actually reminds me of my teenage era. I and my guys usually name ladies after players, depending on the role she plays. I can vividly recall the one we named after Rosicky. How time flies.

Looking at ya comment, I just dey wonder the person pikin una go name Onana. Gods abeg o 😁

ElevationD:
So we have troops to deploy to another country, while the same government talks about shortage of security personnel in the country. The same government that withdrew policemen from VIPs, has security personnel to deploy to another country. While not remove the log in your eye before taking off the one in another person’s?

Why not get more troops to troubled areas of this country to ensure complete peace in the country? Insecurity in our country plays a major role in poverty and hunger in the nation, with terrorists and bandits claiming large swaths of lands in the country.

All you have said is only applicable if the country is truly independent of outside influence. I've always said the tenants at the Aso Villa are all puppets, managers handling the business of a master that loves playing from the
hadows.

The masters have no excuse to enter that country so they gave the puppet in Abuja the order to do the work...

Plus whatever the loud mouth currently occupying the white house said would only happen if their interests continue to face problems in this country.

brain54:
Chuckles...


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Bad man killah.. ya chuckle says more than a thousand words...

My own is I need someone to explain the physical exam the elders did to conclude our dear Miss Iyama is an untouched mine...

Elzazzi:
I wonder what will be going through the mind of that man that showered praises on him on his birthday. Lol

Money is a tool created by man just for means of exchange. But look at what people are doing because of it today. Damn !

Its mostly because many people these days are too shallow minded...

Not like one is asking anyone to shun having the legal tender or supporting complacency, it's just that some people character and extreme no geh difference.

No boundaries, no principles, even societal morals no dey... Many don turn devils because of mundane matters.... The werey dem wey geh the board try...

SmartPolician:
I thought black Americans always claimed to be more disciplined in raising children than the Caucasians. If so, why are they having useless ho..mos and l..es?

Do you not know that a goat that walks with dogs will eat shiit too? - Prophet OBJ