₦airaland Forum

PapaNnamdi:
Beyonce

Dat one no even normal at all.

Soulsymbol99:
What is really happening with all these celebrity's kids?eg,Magic johnson,Elon musk,Brad pitt etc.will Smith son,u can't believe itz the small cute kid in pursuit of happiness and karate kid that turned to what I don't know.i just hope it was the other normal son that he did the song JUST THE TWO OF US for even the celebs themselves. was heart broken when I heard my man Ed sheeran (the white R kelly of songs)have joined his brother Sam Smith

Ed Sheeran wey get face like person wey dem wan beat? The kid has fear and timidity written on his face.

Anyone could tell the mumu kid can be made to do anything as long as you don't beat him

Orlandoo:
Women always doing the absurd. Why should a sane person be dancing in front of a married man on his wedding day? Only evil people do that.

Ya last sentence got me rotfl 🤣🤣

The conclusion be like odumeje own.

omooba969:
So why do you feel the need to cry out now, after 6yrs?

Ah...


I like how you think...

Stolen:
AFTER, THE PEOPLE WEY CAN NEVER GET SENSE WILL EXPECT ME TO PITY THEM OR FEEL SORRY FOR MILITARY.



NEVER!

Wetin ya pity or sorry go fit accomplish for the military? You wey be part of the masses...

As if you too na gun wielding bandit now, we for troway salute to you for being pitiless towards the military.

Gods...

In other words....

If you do not stand up to the Wike in ya life, forget, you don lost already....

And this picture of Yerima kissing, no be problem ai dey cause so? Thank the gods o, I don get who I go blame in case I was caught doing yéyé things...

Mariangeles, our in-house food goddess.... Ya husband and children go dey enjoy o..

Lalami3232:

Some of una wives get big yansh and una no wan do DNA test, oga you and person wey plant corn by the roadside dey get same problem. . You wey marry a nonvirgin (fairly used) partner, I have these questions for you:
1. Why do you think your nonvirgin wife is the different from others?
2. Why you think say your preeq na the sweetest wey your nonvirgin wife don collect since she don dey swallow preeq like local anaconda?
3. Why you think say person wey fit open legs to other men before you came into her life will automatically stop opening it now?
4. Why you think say person wey fit give out virginity wey God carefully seal with blood and hide am in between her legs go fit dey 100% faithful? Was she faithful to God wey give her the virginity to keep till wedding night?
Oga I get lots of questions to ask you wey never do DNA test but make I stop here for now. Some of dem go dey tell me say "Did your father conduct a DNA test for you? ". So because my papa make mistake, make I continue? Did my dad use facebook, 2go, nairaland etc? So because he no use am, make me no use am too abi? Anyways, insult me for all I care, my one point agenda na to enlighten men with DNA test.
Back to the story, Oga you for no beat the boy to death, he was merely servicing madam's porous engine . Joseph was able to resist Portiphar but Nengak couldn't overlook madam's fresh thighs and yellow orange. Rest in peace young lad who died in active service!!

What do i even now sef aside .........................................?

Good gracious, whatever it is you drink, cut small for me, I wan check something...

Sonnobax15:

Omoh,this pastor still dey?

Just reminded me of the various numerous encounters I had with his pretty daughters in the Lord way back on campus . And one thing I really love about that his Christ embassy church is the fact that they are always known to be dishing out pretty bannies.....They taught me how to not my first tie ever ....And it was this the same church that made me leant how to pray . Speaking on unnecessary tongues that year . How am I even sure I didn't mistakenly curse myself with those tongues I use to *spark* back then in poly, unknowingly

Anyways,happy birthday pastor Chris....I may forget every other thing but I will never forget the fact that your church gave me the first opportunity and platform to press nyash for the very first time in my life, and ever since then,my love for it increased

Talking about the now defunct Delta state polytechnic,ozoro.

By the dead gods... You be total werey... Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe...
They're simply the ones playing and moving pieces on the board.

The owners of the board are the true powerful I think...

MarketDispatch:
But they cannot strike fleeing bandits and Boko haram in sambisa forest because it is too thick

Its a wonder...

All these just to prove the narrative of christian genocide is false....

Christian or not, there are terrorists terrorizing citizens in the country and it requires the proper "treatment"....

Almajiris continue to supply manpower. Abegi

See might....


Yet they're expecting people to believe they can't handle some gworo eating nomads wey drugs don finish their lives....

I tell ya, the govern-ment are aware and complicit ...

lordm:
Acting. Religion is becoming something else in Africa.

You mean people do not experience what the mumu child is experiencing?

This ancestor agrees with your royal sef bro that religion is something else in Africa.... (Whatever that something else is escapes me)

But know this...

In the so-called saner climes, they have the nonsense they call dual personality and the rest. Wetin you think say dey happen?

Gods hep us or themselves according to the wahala wey dey ground...

Oh...

So fighter aircrafts dey the country?

People just dey play with calling their own famous people goats... I remember when there was some kinda info about the goat headed being. E come be like say Baphomet don go underground.

Gods, we hear..

But wetin those eediots carry out for head? By the dead gods. SMH

Staying alive is already a game...... one of chances.

Richtaiwo:
Read it again.

The entire North wasn't lumped together as one.

Contributions by each of the 3 regions in the North is there alongside what each received.

The least from the North is greater than the East.

Anyone could see that's total nonsense talk...

SmartPolician:
How fast can a man change from wearing a uniform to a mufti?
Either way, congratulations to him! Just rid the military of fifth columnists!

E no dey take time. No makeup needed.

matify83:
This lady has dropped our case for weeks now and oga Boris has gone to remind her that she has Nigerian ancestry.
Watch how she will enter "scatter everywhere mode" on our plight by tomorrow and her combo with the American Parliament can cause seizures in Abuja.

The Chinese would say.... If you don't want people to talk about it, do not do it and even if you do, make sure no one tells the tale...


In as much as her character dey pain me enter bone, she's on point with it all. Or, you fit in good conscience say she's spouting untruths? If you know the magical experiences the average Nigerian has to be forced to experience, you go understand.

Even simulating it in ya head fit make you go crazy. All in all, we still love the nation and want the best for her. SMH

Shivisee1:
Only a southwesterner can attain such heights in Nigeria ! Maybe southsouth too!

Another pitiful matter... SMH

ibedun:
We in the SW won’t fall for that BS!

We are not SE’ners who marvel at such delusional hailing

If you no be small pikin again and you still continue on this path, it's a pity.... SMH

Kukutente23:
Be like they want this girl to remember us and start shading Nigeria again

That girl no geh joy at all...

But for herself, she's doing everything right.... That I must say. And I really be one of her silent supporter and admirer. She be action lady when needed, and a very gentle woman....

Kaliningrad:
We love you Daddy Putin 🇷🇺 ❤️

May God bless and protect you from the eyes of the wicked. God bless Russia.

I been think say you no be Nigerian. But this comment shows you're a full blooded Nigerian.

brain54:
😂

Correct guy leave the short black boy from Jos alone.

You know they is always a kind of rivalry during generations in certain sectors? I mean like Davido/wiz, Ronaldo/Messi, omotola/Genevieve etc.


I was member of Genevieve's crew. I have never really send omotola. I have never understood the hype about her either. 🤷

Do you know what mi meant to me that year?

Anyway time really flies!

No be like that. MI meant something to me regarding music back then too. I listened to his songs until I began singing the lyrics right. From anoti to beef, me and Abaga dey go well but which kind matter be that na? Why would this daddy want to look at that short black man when Omo Sexy dey available? My eyes fit shoot lightning wound MI o.

If na play, make dem stop abeg.

As for the rivalry between them celebs, wetin concern me? Its too uninteresting in my opinion. Some mumu go even dey argue who geh money pass, who fine pass, like say na their business... Smh

KingDashx:
Na them won still sign haaland, how many players Madrid won sign

Na still dem sign full all stars back in the days. Madrid and craze for trophy no be play...

That's ya own reality and honestly, I for like e happen as you wish.

But Baba has told you all the undisputable fact about the political situation in the country.


He said..... "EMILOKAN"

And like a prophet, that's how it became.

Let's see if ya projected reality can beat his....

brain54:
It happens...

You can't swear you haven't done same to an upcoming.

No hard feelings.

I loved this guy so much back then. Na me be him 1 fan!

I like him too but even now, my Royal Self will still use plank chase him away where Omotolani is concerned.... He no suppose complain sef. Abi, between the two of dem, who people go like to look?

Go and push okada Abaga

Thundafireseun:
Fools grow old too …

This old man needs help

True...

Sometimes, age does not come with wisdom...

A billionaire, a senator, yet still a boy...

Abi na Regina infect am with this social media foolishness? So old man now wan dey do pepper dem with small pikin...

eleyi lagbara

Hismercy234:
Very simple case, get evidence when you bought it from the system and when the kidnapping was carried out. You don't need an expert lawyer to win this.

True. And maybe sue for unnecessary arrests or something. Is it even possible to sue on matters like these? Especially knowing our olopa must've given the usual treatment?

Lawyers you people should epp check this, so the so-called authorities would be careful Incase of ext time...

osuofia2:
Annie is not better than Natasha, He Tuface is unlucky with women. All the women in his life wants to possess and control him. I feel bad for him, he is too innocent for all the women coming his ways

Just letting things be is easier don't you think?

After all, e no pass die wey person go die. So why worry too much about thing you could easily ignore?

And whatever you mean by "trying to control him?".... The old boy has always been out of control, if you ask me. Control, is exactly what he needs and he needs to relax and get sated and maybe find "satisfaction" in what he already has. Excess greed for even food no good.

Morning