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The lie some people tell themselves is just too much. Ahn ahn... 🙄

Number 1 made waves back in the days.

You might even have that oversabi neighbors that would claim to have seen someone disappear or turn to tortoise or yam for picking money.... Smh

How about you add...

Disappearing blokus if strangers touch you...

Once believed this, not anymore... E get why.

I repeat, this is not war but a brawl.

In a real total standoff, Russia will pocket Ukraine immediately and block any aid.

The real matter is unknown to the general public, they're just busy killing ordinary people, using them as cannon fodder in a fight that's never their business, a fight they didn't start.

The main people claiming to have beef with each other and fighting (for whatever reasond) are in their palaces playing chess with the lives of the common people.

Just like Israel and Palestine. Wetin Ukraine get wey dem wan use fight Russia. And e make any sense to think Russia can't prevent aid from reaching Ukraine.

As Israel serious with Palestine, shey even food or fly fit enter there without Israel permission?

Na the same scenerio but this time, the alagbara let the ólè receive help and drag the battle. Even when the matter started, Russia had to agree to a ceasefire to let grain move and they still allow Ukraine grains to continue moving out o.

E just be like two pipu dey fight, dem come tell dem say make dem wait make one breath well or remove cloth, na serious fight be that?

Plus dem still dey play soccer matches for the two countries o. Their leagues still continue.

Abegi, there's no war. They just want to kill their people for matter wey their people no know.

iwaeda:
This man is either from Kwara or Kogi, it will difficult to trace this man, unless providence work in her favour. Let's help her find her dad.

Lols...

Na Kwara come my mind as I read the write up.

Only to see say someone else get the same suspicions...

😁😁

So there were no head coverings before ya colonial Ogas came?

I dunno o. But some werey said we were not eating garri, starch and fufu until colonial Ogas brought cassava over. I'm yet to hear how this same colonial masters brought all the varieties of soups we have over here. As you can hardly mention the foods I mentioned without their accompanying soups.

Everything you see online na truth abi? Continue ..


Awón òní yéyé

Chidibe212:
And we should fry beans?

This is news?

Mtchewwww.

SMH...kai

See the woman our kind admired and followed.

Men are scum abi na baboon impregnate her?

Boss lady scummed man don give you belle

You know if she go buy sperm from jankara market?

We hear say sperm dey gbanjo for some places.

Worst is..... Na the men wey most of dem be the real scums dey donate am....

E no bad sha. Her life no be my concern until e disturb or disrupt any of my interests.


SMH

SHIVA001:
Learn trade Learn business, be a sales man,.

Don't think that salary Earning will be enough oo. Unless u dey work for chevron or other oil company if not Start Selling Something make sure you are seeing money daily not Monthly only...
Lord Shiva Sees all

Shiva teaches us that every end holds the seed of a new beginning.

Om Namah Shivaya

tuoyoojo:
Oh boy this one serious

These guys don ungrade their game so tay dey scamming Nigerians

As e be now, no country get monopoly of scamming o

These guys have been perfecting their scamming tactics

Once a deal seems so good to be true, most times it's not

Some yéyé people stoopidly believe say na only Nigerians dey do xthat kind thing" ...

Firebox123:
See coach way wan win afcon and qualify for 2026 world cup

Nigeria don't value Nigerian coaches

They won't value Nigerian coaches as bringing someone from outside will enable those involved in bringing the outsider to plan and be pocketing osusu na.

All their eyes dey super eagles. See the female teams wey them no take serious just dey always do better than super eagles, even with Nigerian local coaches o..

essentialone1:
Naira has a really long way to go.


Imagine the possibility of one day having Nigerian Naira as the overall highest Currency in Africa.

Oga, the topic says BY EXCHANGE RATE . Do go online anytime and do comparison of prices of goods like blue band and even alomo bitters that's supposed to be made in Ghana and then do the Naira equivalent.

You'd understand the Naira is still better than most currencies in West Africa mostly.

Do not mistake something as worldly as exchange rate for purchase strength.

Brolinetrading:
How can you be racing in a country that lacks good road and no assurance of emergency medical treatment when things go bad

Idleness na devil workshop.

That's the cause. They've been too idle and we're itching for some crazy fun.

Nonsense people.

Kastonkastroll:
Is like these tiktok people are cashing out from that app if not how will the government tax this boy so much. Of course I know tiktok pays some of them just like YouTube and Facebook, but I never knew the tiktok people cash out this big.


Na to go buy ring light and better camera phone suppose be my next plan. 💃 🕺 Dancing on tiktok; here I come!

And Oga seun, when will nairaland start paying us for our comments and gbas-gbos we drop here. Is high time you start paying us

Sorry o. Na wetin dem dey post for the forum wey warrant payment? Ya gbas gbos wey nobody send una?

And as for dancing on TikTok, you go dance tire. You know how many people dey dance dia? Better find another market enter for online presence. That dance market don full.

Kastonkastroll:
But musicians have been stealing each other's ideas for years. Even blackface still dey accuse 2face of stealing his glory. Na wa ooh

There's hardly any entirely original content.

One way or the other, one must "take" from others. Either consciously or subconsciously.

That's what most researches are all about. You take from already existing stuffs, build on it. And gbam, you get to be a genius creator of something.

So what's the kid talking about

Beremx:
It's his time to steal national wealth. Everything na turn by turn. He should enjoy his ministerial position while it lasts.

What more can I say?

You've said it all my brother.

I come be dey wonder if prison dey keffi here for Falomo as I no know any apart from ikoyi prison and that no dey keffi.

The ancestor don forget say keffi na place for up North....

Smh

MrPOTUS:
Dey play!

D guy is obviously a jihadist and a fanatic

Dey hate everything America, but give the zombie option between American and Russian visa and see him pick America

So anybody wey hate America na zombie? Me no get love for America. Neither do I have any for Russia.

Na we wey no dey involved dey see more clearly than you people. The both of una no wise to dey support those two grand demons.

Una go turn blind eye to their excesses and even help justify anyhow behavior.

Na una sabi sha, when e red, dem go still blow una up.

Eziokwu

The thing release itself...

MrPOTUS:
This zombie carry people wey no send am for head

How you manage reach conclusion say dem no know am?

The guy might be earning dollars secretly with all this his messages. If e never dey earn, maybe he's on his way to be earning.

The guy mean business

Dialpad:
This guy ……. what’s your problem with America … any negative news about USA excites you so much

Why ?


God bless America.

It's good like that.

America too like to dey torchlight other people's mistakes.

So whatever is good for the "Greek" is good for the "Ugandan"...

Adaumunocha:
Still tiktoking on her wedding day? Let's allow the phones to rest

Noticed the phone "wielding" bride but like my usual character... Na to give her benefit of doubt maybe she dey expect alert. Cos I no sure say anything apart from osusu go make me hia any excuse...

One would think that day is her most special day (as they're wont to pretend) and that she'll forget just for those moments that she owns a phone and give all attention to her "special day"
..

Abegi, wetin me even know say dey go on for marriage pipu minds sef...

TheBillyonaire:
"she has not met the man that fit her specs". Whose spec is she at the moment. I guess, 'dry-bones-shall-rise-again' specification.

I did not know that we were designer goods until now. She must learn her lesson, and use that lesson in the next life time.

A grand question. Especially for women like her who hide behind this pompous talk of having "high standards"....

How about...

Using offering money to buy puff puff?

Did that back then. I would even go watch the big uncles dem playing street soccer while munching on and enjoying whatever snack I bought (sometimes kwili kwili of 2naira go last me until when I perceive church don close, that's when bobo will run to wait at the gate, pretending I came out first so my elder sisters wouldn't notice.

They didn't bother sitting with me too, maybe they had their own children wicked business to do.

The gods knew I'll end up an unbelievable unbeliever....

SMH

HeadNigga:
Survive in what situation? Being chased by the animal? Being thrown into a cage with the animal? If it's the latter no one can survive it but if it's the former only the likes of Usain Bolt stand a chance. $100m can't make you a biblical Samson nor Usain Bolt. I will pass and keep hustling...I will get there some day

With enough canes, any brave man can survive lion and the rest except hippo.

Just dey flog am and raise ya voice shouting as if na you dem dey flog... The mumu beast will act tame and avoid you.

I did it before...

In my dreams o.. lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seunpapa65:
This one don turn the presidency to his birth right
The west will turn a blind eye as they use to do

Na their person na.

If na pesin like Ibrahim Traore wey no wan romance with dem, dem go don put mouth begin call am names and begin find ways to get him either out of office or out of life.

Awón èyàn double standards.

Factcheck0001:
At least her body go calm down now, imagine that audacity?

Despite having camera in your face u still dey slap the air hostess dey go,at least some things are best done behind camera.

She messed herself up

You know, she be real ódè...


Real mutual

The 11th commandment preaches about not being caught and this yéyé oversabi girl let herself be caught on camera doing nonsense.

Na she sabi, cold water don pour for her body, she go dey bite finger now dey regret.

Òní yéyé

Mrfixitt:
Agbero has spoken. Tinubu will be remembered as one who breed agberoism in the highest level

It's called "yoots empawament"

Fiscus105:
Life is complicated beyond human's compression, when I see teenagers here talking rubbish, I normally laugh in Swahili.

When life not too odd at you, you think those that are struggling to achieve what you have achieved are lazy or not serious.

When life favours you, every little thing you lay your hands upon, would become success.

Not only younger people are guilty of that bros.

There are many so-called matured people who somehow forget their own days of struggling. They'll praise and raise their hustling days to high heavens just because they finally reached a higher point in life and look down on all others genuinely hustling.

I don meet people bro. Even had to decide myself not to get close to some former friends as they even have the guts to look down on this ancestor. Me wey to even ask for loan from my own sisters dey shame me, not to talk of outside pesin.

Thank the gods, my small business dey do me and my family well and I no send any werey with their forming.

Hardworkingguy:
The way these Israel and Iran war is wasting their citizens life is just too bad.

It's exactly what we've been saying.

They're not fighting themselves. They're just creating an environment of suffering and despair. Those kind of emotions and environment are useful to further some shady goals and businesses.

Like say dem no know where dem suppose attack. Na the ordinary population dey always collect.

Look at what happened between Israel and Iran, how about Ukraine and Russia? Even Big Sam did same in many of their military operations in both the Middle East and Vietnam.

Truly, when elephants fight, the grasses suffer. Yet some grasses who no dey aware of their position dey nairaland and Twitter dey run their mouth, dey happy for something wey go happen to them too if e red reach...

SMH

Exceed15:
He should remain girl friend o biko. Marriage is a scam

With prenups, if he wishes to be called a married man, everything will be okay.

Sonnobax15:

Imagine dating a Banny that talks too much,as in, a garrulous banny under your roof at night alongside this insect . Omoh,no sleeping for you for that night

Funny thing but not too funny if the talking is about matters wey can vex person.

Else, it's alright... I guess