₦airaland Forum

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Only God knows the bile that the moniker "GodPunishOsu" spilt above.

TheChameleon:
RIP.

Respect your hosts rules and regulations.

Or stay where you're locked up every Monday mornings. 🔒. Yes this will annoy you, but please stay in the East where there are zero Owomidas and you don't pay any taxes. Isn't that good advice ?

Stubbornness doesn't always work. Anyone who has a life worth living wouldn't equate his/hers with that of a tout. Let somethings slide, not because you are soft but smart

Those mentioning me - whatever you wish me, I promise you, your family harvests a trillion-fold.

cc Mindlog , Karlman, 1mansolder, monex et al

The quoted is a comment by someone supporting the killing of an Igbo woman over her inability to pay jizya at the unfortunate time.

Since when did it become rule to pay for Muslim festivals? How many christian festivals have Muslims paid for anywhere in this country?

I keep on saying it, whatever evil that Nigerian rulers want to foist on the people, they start it with the Igbo in order to get support from west and north.

Jizya is a fine placed on non Muslims by Muslim administrators, and they are testing it out on Igbos in southwest.

In the nearest future, the entirety of the non Muslims in Nigeria will pay jizya. Mark my words

agulion:
Tinubu will handle economy and shatima will handle security, my brother if you are deceived again in 2027, then it means you are a born fool

Rest.

You've been saying this since after 2015... Yet the people have shown that they are not just stupid, but want to remain stupid willingly.

You no dey tire?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
I have zero pity for Elon.. He's the one who pressured Trump to sanction South Africa.

South Africans would knight anyone who sanctions Nigeria or causes it. Why inheriting beef for them?

Dtruthspeaker:
We are all the same exactly how all lions are the same

Only God knows what goes on inside your big hard head.

pocohantas:
No lies. I knew I have finally been released from the stronghold of free things when I paid for YouTube Music and Grammarly Pro.

Did you pay for your Windows?

buygala:
Just as Fulanis butchering his people in Plateau State is for unity not hatred


Such consistency in self-deception even at old age is very miserable to watch

Don't you know there's a way one would lie so much to himself he would start believing it to be true.

Dtruthspeaker:
Bros, sorry o, I no believe you. You know how much you don bleed troway already?

Men no dey troway money for woman wey dem no penetrate. And from the way you still allow her hang around you, e be like say you dey collect release

Don't paint everyone with the same bad brush you paint yourself with.

dkidd:
Lol don't chase her away angrily oo
Omor this thing funny die but to U I know it's very painful cos I been there a lot. The greatest mistake U will make is to knack her for whatever reasons. The day U try it is the day U buy Ur own coffin in the matter. No try am!!!
She's evil and is working on U. She may use that job to frustrate U but don't react angrily unnecessarily, forget about her intentions they're just what she's obsessed with always let her know her boundaries gently but with authority.

No dey act like say U dey consider her proposal

No dey act like it's affecting U by showing any form of emotions (-+) when she brings it up

And do not hate her for wanting U at least try mask am make she nor conclude say U hate her.

Some girls the moment they start being with U, Ur already their property. Na God save U say U never knack na sorry for be Ur name

Op in whatever you do, follow this advice.

MaziObinnaokija:
*Singing Love wan tintin ❤️ love wan tintin . Give her a chance . Use CD to enter the oil rig oo .Dnt impregnated her now make she nor show u her true color..U can date her for 6 months/1 year to knw bout her/attitude first.



Marriage/relationship isn't by FORCE .If u too aren't interested in her,find somebody and she'll move on

Op, no matter what you do, don't take this advice, or any advice coming from this character.

Mariangeles:
Seun, do South Africans pay to promote their country/brand on nairaland?
What is our business with a brand that we no longer have business with?

Also, why are they allowed to talk down on Nigeria, on a Nigerian forum however they please?

No one stopped you from promoting your country, that's assuming you have something worth promoting.

olaiya2007:
He must have died fulfilled with how brainjotter brought him to limelight... RIP sir

Brought him to limelight? Omo eh,, before I say what's in my mind, is that 2007 in your moniker your birth year?

cjudy:
I pity Nigerians. Always siding injustice

Exactly.

Just like naptu2 and ishilove sided with the Enugu reverend sister who used heavily armed policemen in two Hilux vehicles to abduct a journalist.

Kaycee9242:
There is machine for it

Please point me towards it

Kaycee9242:
Once he gets the mum's approval on this one he will clean it and tattoo his babe name

How do you clean a tattoo?

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Assfood international college

Hmm

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Hotfreezing:
In 10 years, those herdsmen would be legally recognised as indigenous people of those areas in the East.

As stvoopeed as it sounds, that's what Ben Kalu is proposing in the National Assembly.

He's working for the Fulani

SusanOpeyemi:
Maybe they meant south east of Oyo state.

Playing the ostrich never helps anyone.

DeltaBachelor:
You must be a phool. No need to indulge you

Look in the mirror and repeat.

Chegesnd:
Bandits/Herders/Terrorists are mowing people down with AK-47 Riffles somewhere, some stupid folks are celebrating a collaboration of Soldiers, Police and DSS in impounding wades of Cartridges in the east, which they hurriedly claim was a supply to IPOB/ESN.
Cartridges which Hunters and Rich men in the East use with their Double Barrel Guns during celebrations.
While I detest the activities of ESN, pictures and videos you see about them, they don't use cartridges but bullets.

You will never find people like TimeManager here. Reason is simply because the plan to exterminate christians is known to people like him, and in full swing. Igbo remains his biggest problem.

DeltaBachelor:
Chai. Them sha want to cause total mayhem. Make una sha nor enter PH, Abuja or Lagos o

Myopia.

The bane of Nigerians. As long as e no reach me, wahala no dey.

Nigeria land mass is 70% rural, and 30% urban. Majority of your country men and women are in the rural areas. Majority of your staple food comes from that 70%. Some people are at war with that 70%, with your majority, but it's not a problem to you because you're too myopic to see and reason clearly.

SlavaUkraini:
Where exactly is the corruption here... ?

1.5 billion naira is peanut when you really want to properly electrify communities...

We must understand that our naira holds no value anymore...

What was done before with 200 million now goes for like 800 million naira.

Read. This is exactly how politicians kill Nigeria and Nigerians, because people like you who just won't read, are in the majority.

Menclothing1:
Lagos is ahead despite below sea level flood in lagos is always flash flooding come and go within hours after rain stop understanding because it’s from sea
Why is state with dry land no Sea always flooding
Niger Kogi Anambra Benue this are gross incompetence

All these places you called, have you checked their respective heights above sea levels? No the flooding in Lagos is from the rains, not from the sea.

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Chemical reagents that react violently to anything Obi are seriously reacting... SMH
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Time to divide Amnesty international into factions.
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Rubyjade:
Bro… relax. You're acting like you showed her your bank app and she morphed into Thanos.

1. Not Every Woman is a Villain in a Netflix Drama
Not every woman is sitting there, rubbing her hands together like, “Once I see that last zero… he’s finished.”
Some just want to know if you can split dinner or afford to fix that one squeaky door in your apartment.

2. Financial Disclosure Isn't a Horror Film
You’re acting like telling her your balance is like summoning a demon.
It’s not an exorcism, it’s adulting. If you're dating someone seriously, finances will come up. Eventually, she’s gonna notice that your “savings plan” is just a jar labeled “DO NOT TOUCH (unless emergency snacks).”

3. Plot Twist: A Lot of Women Are Balling
2025 called—they said many women are earning their own bags and don’t need yours.
In fact, some of them are looking at your account balance like:

“You know what? We’ll build… together.”
Or worse: “Sir, please leave the table. We don’t split bills under $10.”

4. You Might Just Have Trust Issues, Not Riches
If your account has $1,287.43 and you're guarding it like it’s Fort Knox, maybe it's not women you don’t trust—it’s math.
Let’s not act like every woman’s a gold digger when there’s not enough gold to dig.

5. Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe
If you're always checking if someone’s after your wallet, you might miss someone who was after your heart.
Try attracting people who vibe with your energy—not just your income bracket. Because guess what? If she’s a real one, she’ll roll with you whether you’re ballin’… or budgeting.

In conclusion
Tell her your balance if you want. If she runs—she did you a favor. If she stays—you might’ve just found your MVP. Either way, the right one isn’t looking for the end of your account… she’s looking to build with you.

Now go fix your online banking password. Not because of her—because you probably forgot it again.

This one just got out of a feminist online conference. Look at her living in lalaland

Christistruth02:
You just watch the thread the usual suspects are going to be furious with the Gov for dealing with the Criminal

They prefer protecting criminals

It's all in your head my boy.

madridguy:


Macaroni, go and read the story of Victor Banjo. Your eyes go soon open.

No one is saying you must support APC or Tinubu but don't allow the outsider to use you to attack Yorubaland.

You can be in any party and still be representing the Omoluabi.

Same you that wants Sharia law in Yorubaland is claiming love for Yoruba?

Zionmdde:
Abandoning that ring road is plunging some road users into untold suffering, especially the oyigbo axis
I don't blame them
Rivers people were there when they criminally imposed an administrator on them. The state has almost been on a stand still.
Since they can't mobilize themselves and say no to such imposition, let it remain that way

Victim blaming at its finest. Very easy to do. But one thing common among those who do it is that they think they are enlightened and courageous.

Supreme court imposed Hope Uzodimma on Imolites. You've never done any protest about it. Some akin to that also happened in Ebonyi and Enugu. Where were you?

Watianoengineer:
I don't know why those Arab nations can't come together and defeat Isreal. Isreal can't stand ordinary Afghanistan Talibans let alone entire middle east. Maybe Arabs fear too much

Lol... Developed middle eastern countries like UAE and Saudi know that the stability of the middle east, including their own countries which they built, lies in the peaceful existence of Israel.

Muslims will always find a reason to fight and cause catastrophe. With the attention turned on Israel, full blown chaos will be kept at bay.

Henix:
Fashion madness!
You want to go naked in the name of fashion, to impress who exactly?
I actually don't know what is wrong with most ladies of this generation.

They say that many are mad but few are roaming

She wanted attention and to trend, and she got it