₦airaland Forum

DeltaBachelor:
Chai. Them sha want to cause total mayhem. Make una sha nor enter PH, Abuja or Lagos o

Myopia.

The bane of Nigerians. As long as e no reach me, wahala no dey.

Nigeria land mass is 70% rural, and 30% urban. Majority of your country men and women are in the rural areas. Majority of your staple food comes from that 70%. Some people are at war with that 70%, with your majority, but it's not a problem to you because you're too myopic to see and reason clearly.

SlavaUkraini:
Where exactly is the corruption here... ?

1.5 billion naira is peanut when you really want to properly electrify communities...

We must understand that our naira holds no value anymore...

What was done before with 200 million now goes for like 800 million naira.

Read. This is exactly how politicians kill Nigeria and Nigerians, because people like you who just won't read, are in the majority.

Menclothing1:
Lagos is ahead despite below sea level flood in lagos is always flash flooding come and go within hours after rain stop understanding because it’s from sea
Why is state with dry land no Sea always flooding
Niger Kogi Anambra Benue this are gross incompetence

All these places you called, have you checked their respective heights above sea levels? No the flooding in Lagos is from the rains, not from the sea.

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Chemical reagents that react violently to anything Obi are seriously reacting... SMH
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Time to divide Amnesty international into factions.
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Rubyjade:
Bro… relax. You're acting like you showed her your bank app and she morphed into Thanos.

1. Not Every Woman is a Villain in a Netflix Drama
Not every woman is sitting there, rubbing her hands together like, “Once I see that last zero… he’s finished.”
Some just want to know if you can split dinner or afford to fix that one squeaky door in your apartment.

2. Financial Disclosure Isn't a Horror Film
You’re acting like telling her your balance is like summoning a demon.
It’s not an exorcism, it’s adulting. If you're dating someone seriously, finances will come up. Eventually, she’s gonna notice that your “savings plan” is just a jar labeled “DO NOT TOUCH (unless emergency snacks).”

3. Plot Twist: A Lot of Women Are Balling
2025 called—they said many women are earning their own bags and don’t need yours.
In fact, some of them are looking at your account balance like:

“You know what? We’ll build… together.”
Or worse: “Sir, please leave the table. We don’t split bills under $10.”

4. You Might Just Have Trust Issues, Not Riches
If your account has $1,287.43 and you're guarding it like it’s Fort Knox, maybe it's not women you don’t trust—it’s math.
Let’s not act like every woman’s a gold digger when there’s not enough gold to dig.

5. Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe
If you're always checking if someone’s after your wallet, you might miss someone who was after your heart.
Try attracting people who vibe with your energy—not just your income bracket. Because guess what? If she’s a real one, she’ll roll with you whether you’re ballin’… or budgeting.

In conclusion
Tell her your balance if you want. If she runs—she did you a favor. If she stays—you might’ve just found your MVP. Either way, the right one isn’t looking for the end of your account… she’s looking to build with you.

Now go fix your online banking password. Not because of her—because you probably forgot it again.

This one just got out of a feminist online conference. Look at her living in lalaland

Christistruth02:
You just watch the thread the usual suspects are going to be furious with the Gov for dealing with the Criminal

They prefer protecting criminals

It's all in your head my boy.

madridguy:


Macaroni, go and read the story of Victor Banjo. Your eyes go soon open.

No one is saying you must support APC or Tinubu but don't allow the outsider to use you to attack Yorubaland.

You can be in any party and still be representing the Omoluabi.

Same you that wants Sharia law in Yorubaland is claiming love for Yoruba?

Zionmdde:
Abandoning that ring road is plunging some road users into untold suffering, especially the oyigbo axis
I don't blame them
Rivers people were there when they criminally imposed an administrator on them. The state has almost been on a stand still.
Since they can't mobilize themselves and say no to such imposition, let it remain that way

Victim blaming at its finest. Very easy to do. But one thing common among those who do it is that they think they are enlightened and courageous.

Supreme court imposed Hope Uzodimma on Imolites. You've never done any protest about it. Some akin to that also happened in Ebonyi and Enugu. Where were you?

Watianoengineer:
I don't know why those Arab nations can't come together and defeat Isreal. Isreal can't stand ordinary Afghanistan Talibans let alone entire middle east. Maybe Arabs fear too much

Lol... Developed middle eastern countries like UAE and Saudi know that the stability of the middle east, including their own countries which they built, lies in the peaceful existence of Israel.

Muslims will always find a reason to fight and cause catastrophe. With the attention turned on Israel, full blown chaos will be kept at bay.

Henix:
Fashion madness!
You want to go naked in the name of fashion, to impress who exactly?
I actually don't know what is wrong with most ladies of this generation.

They say that many are mad but few are roaming

She wanted attention and to trend, and she got it

Skoonheid:
You really have to be blind or at least pretend to be blind to NOT see that macrons pretend wife is an actual MAN, albeit an inverted one

And you think political opponents wouldn't have dug back to when the "man" was a school teacher? With all the records available?

TONYE001:
Did NAFDAC say that all the traders in the said market deal on fake medications?

I think most of us just say anything that pops in our head....probably because we are not affected directly.

It's, however, not a good way of life to only speak the truth when we are affected.

Let's just hope it never gets to a day where the police will pack everyone in an entire town because one criminal committed a crime.

The military already burns down villages because of the actions of some criminals who may actually be passersby. The day is here already. Stop hoping.

makavalley:
A once peaceful State has turned to death zone. Oh i remember when one could drive around Anambra at 1:AM without fear of anything. There was peace and serenity but now its the opposite
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Apart from Lagos and Abuja (some parts o.) , there's literally no where in this country you can drive by 1am without fear.

The days are long gone when kidnappers targeted only rich people. Times are hard now and if you're not scared of criminals, you'd be scared of the police.

xjiggy:
It maybe true, since they can collaborate with the Kenyan government to arrest him and bring him to Nigeria. Just like the Finish Govt. arrested Simon Ekpa. The different will be the way we Africans treat extradition matters. We don't care about international laws

Well the problem is that the Kenyan government and police has distanced themselves from the whole thing.

Mkairbag:
"It's time we reclaim our country from those who do not uphold its values and culture."

Please, what values?

Love800:
What's the difference between dandruff and hair lice?

Dandruff is shed skin of the scalp. Hair lice is a living animal living on your hair and scalp.

Love800:
Your comment is confusing. You said i should not wash my hair regularly, yet you said i should bath two times a day!

What I meant is, you shouldn't use soap on your hair regularly.

Gbadugbakun:
Men should be careful about who they marry. This is just a simple case that would have ended peacefully. But the yeye woman with her sharp mouth just escalated the whole matter.

People like you are why countries don't rise above impunity and negligence to the rule of law.

So which law gives the army the right to manhandle someone because someone else talked.

We should be holding our officials to the rule of law, not to petty sentiments and bigotry like you just did.

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The balding pattern is a dead give away.
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helinues:
But you people claimed nothing like hardship in your region

Never to the extent of abdicating their responsibility of buying their own toilets to the government.

helinues:
That shouldn't be so in the land of the bullionaires

At least they're not begging government to buy them toilets.

deathtoLeo1:
ayam yisreal chai

Am. Not ayam. It's a Jewish chant, with Jewish meaning. Look it up.

Smartcitizen:
I don't know NLC's problem, Fulanis and Yorubas are brothers so I don't understand the issue here.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There's a difference between "are one" and "are brothers". Kindly apply.

PressMyButton:
If you're dull, you're dull and if you're good, you're good. Check the type of students behind notorious activities, they're most likely dull students. This girl is not only super dull but also ill- mannered and lacks home training. Rather than pay more attention on how she could improve her life, she was more dedicated to chasing clout on social media. Personally, I don't have pity on dull and ill-trained kids. By the time she rewrites the final papers atleast two more times, she will learn to focus more on the important aspect of her life.
Even our billionaire neighbors were happily singing " na our papa be this " when Mr President visited Anambra, how much more a bunch of little girls still relying on their parents pocket money or being fed by some sugar daddies. These are people changing names from Obidients to Rat-tels or whatever they call themselves. They are so dull and have nothing upstairs, the only thing they contribute to the society is nuisance value.
2 down, one to go.. if you know you know. Parents, train your kids, if you don't, they will collect it from outside.


After God, na Tinubu 💪 God bless Nigeria

You call her dull but the PTS she passed through, you can't pass it.

Mariangeles:
Nah! I don't believe he's that significant.

Doing time in Nigeria will definitely humble him.
Nigeria is no respecter of rights.😬

He is o. Think about it. A group he formed and led (autopiloters) killed Akunyili, allegedly killed Ahmed gulak, killed lots of politicians, mostly opposition politicians in several eastern states, nearly killed Ifeanyi ubah, killed scores of military and policemen, changed the working days of the week in an entire region impacting revenue to the states, and consequently to the federal government.

Nigerian politicians value this kind of violent people especially when they are in their payroll.

PS ... I know people who have been to prison, and they tell stories of criminals going out to commit crimes (mostly assassinations and armed robbery) and come back to the prisons by conniving with prison officials. Personally, I think it's safer if he remains over there in Finland under lock and key

Mariangeles:
Extradite him to Nigeria already! 🙄

Hopefully not. Hopefully never.

He should serve his time over there. I still don't believe Nigerian politicians have nothing to do with him especially those in the APC.

He will just be calling the shots from Nigerian prison if he gets extradited.

SmartPolician:
Since I have known Uganda and Cameroun, they have only had one president! I trust Nigerians! You cannot try that NONSENSE here!

A lot of things they said can't happen in Nigeria has already happened and been happening.

Seyi is already testing the microphone in Nigeria, and doing final IT in Lagos.