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onismate:
more photos. lalasticlala ...

wristbangle:

nickxtra:
Spoilt child

Vickynap22:
The Boyfriend/Girlfriend Story... Very sad... Made me
cry... READ!

[b]One day when boy and girl just finished their date, the girl
went home and her boyfriend called her.
"Hey baby, how are you?" he said.
"Good," she moaned.
"You don't sound good."
"I'm fine."
"I'll call tomorrow to check up on you. 'Kay?"
"Alright. Bye."
"Bye."

And when they hung up, the girl and her dad went to sleep.
The boy stayed up all night and thought deeply about his
sweet girlfriend. When it was about ten o'clock in the
morning, the girl called her boyfriend. She called him and
asked him if she could stay at his house for the night. He
said okay and at five o'clock, she arrived at her boyfriend's
house. Now I know what you're thinking, the boyfriend does
not abuse her. The boyfriend loves her more than his own
mother. So he asks her, "What's up with you today? You're
so quiet. So solemn. What's wrong?"

"Nothing. It's nothing. You know what? I'm gonna go home
now. I didn't mean to waste your time. Sorry. I'm going
home."
"I'll walk you home."
"Okay."

So the boyfriend walked her home and kissed her on the
cheek and left her to go inside her house. Her checked up on
her when she went in the house and if she peeked in the
window. She did, but with someone familiar. She didn't
cheat on her boyfriend. But it was her abusive father trying
to push her out of her bedroom window with a stick.[/b]
Read-The-Rest Here

ageraGT:
Ever wondered why girls never look at you seductively, and slowly lick their lips yearning to kiss u? well i know why! It’s because your lips are thick, hardened, black, parched, and scary!! yes I said it...pink lips is a very attractive facial feature most guys take for granted, even if u look like a malnourished African Ostrich your pink lips is gonna get you laid, ask wizkid and co. why they spend thousands of naira just to tattoo their lips to look pink. If u were unfortunate enough to be born without natural pink lips well good news to you my black thick lipped brother getting pink lips is not so hard it just takes determination, patience and you letting go of some habits. let me share with you my personal secret for my lips.

1. Avoid sunlight
Dudes, Chronic sun exposure can also cause slight darkening of the lips, so u gotta avoid those uv rays man.

2. Quit smoking
This one is lips 101 and pretty basic (if u think i have to explain further why u shouldn’t smoke then you are a retarded bovine creature)

3.Exfoliate your lips
This is where u actually have to do some work. Exfoliation means removal of dead skin on the surface of your lips. Personally, i do this by mixing honey with lime and applying it on my lips with a soft brush, you use the soft brush to slightly brush the top layer of the skin, do this every morning for 20- 30 minutes.

4. lick your lips
Yeah, when you see that pretty girl coming lick your lips while using your teeth to slightly scrape the surface to avoid excess disgusting mouth juice smothering over the lips, this will make your lips look brighter and pinker for few secs before harmattan returns your lips to its default settings.

So, this is what i Ageragt do to get dem pink lips... here are some of my photos (trip at your own risk i have a girlfriend)

DesChyko:
Is this right? Publishing people's private details in public? Sahara Reporters are overdoing it really. This is something that should have gone through the proper channels, but is being made public for all and sundry.