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I dont like this unclad word

Ive used similar format before. It worked flawlessly.but if geh no like u no try am

An oil tankker seized by gunmen close to the Ivory Coast's port of Abidjan has been released after being hijacked last week, the Nigerian ship owner said on Tuesday.

"The entire cargo on board was discharged while the crew were locked up in the junior officers' mess room," said Rowaye Jubril, the chairman of Brila Energy.

Jubril said that an inspector had been sent to assess the damage done to the vessel, which had been carrying about 5,000 metric tons of fuel

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/01/22/us-ivorycoast-pirates-idUSBRE90L0NM20130122

They should have seen this coming.the guy doesnt really support obama

So ur saying there is nothing wrong with the varenda and toilet.

There is a competion going on for poor state of government colleges. Nigeria police have shown us there own, now its medical school. Let's see who wins

People are looking for children and some are throwing there own away. Anyways one man food is another man poison

Lupe Fiasco was kicked off stage at an Obama Inauguration party in Washington D.C last night after launching into an anti-Obama rap during his set...

He was booked as the headliner for the StartUp RockOn concert in celebration of Obama's reelection, and during his performance of 'Words I Never Said' Lupe spit,
"Limbaugh is a racist / Glenn Beck is a racist / Gaza Strip was getting bombed/ Obama didn’t say s--- / That’s why I ain’t vote for him / next one, either / I’m part of the problem / my problem is I’m peaceful"
Next thing you know, Lupe's mic went silent and the lights on stage went out. Lol. He refused to leave the stage so a team of security guards came on stage and asked him to go. See the video after the cut...

Toolz is perfect for dis guy

ARSENE WENGER is cracking the whip at Arsenal with an amazing catalogue of fines for players who breach his strict code of conduct.
The Gunners boss dishes out punishments to his young stars for offences that range from failing to bring in a pot of urine for testing to reading newspapers in the dressing room.
Photos posted online by a fan showed Wenger has stuck his signed crimesheet to the wall at Arsenal’s training ground and promises to double the amount if fines are not settled within seven days.
Defender Per Mertesacker is the Gunners’ ‘debt collector’, who has to collect the cash when his team-mates step over the line.
Arsenal’s millionaire players even get hit in the pocket to the tune of £1,000 if they fail to turn up for matches they are not involved in, without prior permission from the boss.
Forgetting their sample of wee two weeks in a row costs them £200.
But, above all, the list of punishments reveal Wenger is a stickler for punctuality.
Being late for travel brings a flat £500 punishment, with a £250 hit for not being on time for a team meal or meeting.
Being tardy for training, treatment or a massage costs £250 for up to 15 minutes or double that for longer.
Making a phone call inside the training HQ at London Colney in Hertfordshire is deemed worthy of a £500 fine — although texting is allowed. The smallest fine is £100 for taking a newspaper, laptop or phone into the medical area or dressing room — where wearing outdoor shoes is also banned.
The Gunners boss even tries to control the clothes his players wear and anything deemed inappropriate will cost another £100.
The list of naughty boys and their punishments is put up on the info screen in the dressing room at the end of every month.
Wenger’s hitlist came to light after a supporter took photographs on a private visit to their training HQ last Friday.
Both Arsenal and Wenger are furious after the fan, apparently a friend of club doctor Gary O’Driscoll, published behind-the-scenes pictures online.
One image of a whiteboard revealed German star Lukas Podolski was OUT of yesterday’s crucial game against Chelsea — potentially giving the Blues an advantage.
An Arsenal spokesman said: “The pictures are genuine.
“We understand that they were taken by a friend of a member of staff during a private visit to the training ground.
“The manager was made aware of the picture being published and we are very disappointed. We will review our procedures.”


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4754650/Arsene-Wenger-fines-Arsenal-stars-if-they-break-his-strict-rules.html

The Nigeria Football Federation on Thursday night sent spies to observe the friendly match between Burkina Faso and Swaziland.
The Stallions of Burkina Faso are in Group C with Nigeria, as well as defending champions Zambia and Ethiopia at the South Africa 2013 Africa Cup of Nations.
The move, our correspondent learnt, was part of the federation’s efforts to ensure that no stone was left unturned before Monday’s Group C clash between the Super Eagles and the Stallions.
The West Africans recorded a comprehensive 3-0 win over Swaziland in the game but the ‘Nigerian spies’ reportedly brought back positive reports ahead of the Group C opener.
Eagles media officer, Ben Alaiya, said there was no cause for alarm, assuring that the Eagles would claim all the three points in their first match of the competition.
Alaiya said, “Some members of the Technical Committee of the NFF were sent to spy on Burkina Faso during their friendly match against Swaziland on Thursday.
“Most of their players are known to us. Majority of them play in France’s first and second divisions. They play the West African game with a French touch.
“Burkina Faso have never been a problem to Nigeria. Remember we beat them 7-1 in Lagos during a Nations Cup qualifier in 1991. They should be the ones worrying over their chances against us.”

http://www.punchng.com/afcon-2013-countdown/eagles-spy-on-stallions/

Sleep paralysis is a phenomenon in which people, either when falling asleep or wakening, temporarily experience a sense of inability to move, similar to when an arm or leg goes to sleep, but not associated with numbness. More formally, it is a transition state between wakefulness and rest characterized by complete muscle atonia (muscle weakness). It can occur at sleep onset or when awakening. It is believed a result of disrupted REM sleep, which is normally characterized by complete muscle atonia that prevents individuals from acting out their dreams. Sleep paralysis has been linked to disorders such as narcolepsy, migraines, anxiety disorders, and obstructive sleep apnea; however, it can also occur in isolation.] When linked to another disorder, sleep paralysis commonly occurs in association with the neuromuscular disorder narcolepsy.

Nigerians call it attack from witches for sure. Has this happened to anybody?

1. Texting/talking and driving.
2. Spamming your friends FB feeds.
3. Phone chat in the toilet, even letting the drop of your shit over-head on the other side of the line.
4. Talking via Bluetooth and giving the appearance of a madman talking to himself.
5. Holding up the queue because you are on the phone.
6. Going to the service counter while still yapping on the phone.
7. Talking loud about personal shit on public transportation.
8. Being oblivious to the fact that everyone is staring at you as you make a total ass of yourself yapping away.
9. Telling your spouse you will call him back because you are busy on the gossip mill.
10. Letting your phone ring in the movie theater.

Pls i need ur input

Facebook (FB) CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced a new beta service called Graph Search.
Think of Graph Search as a way to navigate the Internet through the data Facebook owns.
Graph Search allows you to search across different friends' Timelines without having to go to each individual profile to figure out if they like a specific place or thing.
ABC News describes Graph Search as, "turning some of the personal information people have shared on Facebook into a powerful searchable database."
A potential graph query would look like, "Who are my friends that live in San Francisco?"  Graph Search will scan all your Facebook friend's pages and spit back the relevant information about friends who live in San Francisco.
Another potential search term could be, show me "friends who like Star Wars and Harry Potter" for a big movie night.
Graph Search is Facebook's way of searching for objects on the Internet by how they are mapped out in likes, not links. Metadata and connections are also factored in. Facebook is using Graph Search as a way to get back to its roots and allow people to use the graph to make new connections.
Graph Search is currently in beta but people, photos, places, and interests are at the foundation of the beta. If the data from your Graph Search is too general, you can refine the search to get specifically what you want.
Zuckerberg told an audience of journalists and Facebook engineers that, "every piece of content on Facebook has its own audience, making Graph Search very challenging to build."
Here's some more information on exactly what Graph Search is via ABC News :
Until now, the search bar you saw when you logged in to your Facebook page wasn't very powerful. You could only search for Timelines -- your friends' pages, other people's public pages and business or product pages.
But now, after close to a year and a half of development, the new "Graph Search" will allow you to search and discover more about your friends and other information that's been put on the world's largest social site.
In case you were wondering, Graph Search is privacy aware too, every piece of content has its own audience, most content is not public, and you can only search for content that has been shared with you.
Graph Search is rolling out slowly, it will only be available to a limited set of U.S. users at first. Users can sign up for the wait list here: https://www.facebook.com/about/graphsearch.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/facebook-announces-graph-search-181026334.html

Please does anyone in the house know how much PDMS designers earn in some of the oil and gas or marine companies out there, specifically in nigeria?

I went to church late last two sundays ago and the pastor literally made us walk in front of the whole congregation. Everybody was just looking at us. I was really pissed and discouraged

I know some people are present in church now with dere mind somewhere else. Either from last nights flexing or some recurring memory u tot uve forgotten. Do u go to church willingly of forced by your parents

Too long to digest.sahara reporters should pack dere face joor

Nice

You guys are really not serious. So deres politics on nairaland too

She cute tho

That girl has more front elevation than genivieve. If its her daughter, where did she get it from. I dont think thats her daughter

Hey guys i just want to know which mobile network asid from mtn that offers unlimites bis. Am currently using mtn but with this upgrade going on network has been horrible.

Please does anyone in the house know how to check glo data balance on ipad?. I dont seem to know how to do it unlike mtn and etisalat.

The Catalunya club has claimed nine points from its first three matches, and a win in Glasgow would see the Spanish power qualify for the knockout stage with two games remaining. Pep Guardiola's successor has admitted that the Scottish club will put up an almighty fight on Wednesday night, with Barcelona needing a late goal to ensure victory in the 2-1 Camp Nou result last month.

"The match against Celtic is possibly the most important match we have left in 2012. If we win we'll be in the next round," Vilanova told reporters on Tuesday. "We know how dangerous Celtic are. We need to be wary of their set-pieces and their counterattacks. The players are aware of how difficult tomorrow's match will be."

The Blaugrana coach also confirmed that Gerard Pique could return to defense, but that he will make a decision after Tuesday's training session.

"The sooner we can get players like Gerard Pique and Carles Puyol back, the better," Vilanova said.

Source goal.com

Why has it suddenly become ur business or are u talking for urself?

Thats why deres google.

Why is nigeria still underdeveloped when properity is the main topic in most churches nowadays. I just came back from uk two months ago and what i observed is that most of the churches are being converted to clubs and bars etc. is god blessing them more than us when we are the ones that seem to seek him more on a regular basic unlike the white guys?

MRbrownJAY: @OP
before anyone can help you you need to give us more details about your problem:
1) why did you write ATTRACTED instead of ADDICTED ? are you saying that you want to be in a r/ship with an ashi?
2) why do you love ashis? is it because they provide you with the amount of sex you desire or is it because of something else?
3) are you attracted to such type of gals?
4) do you go for a certain type of ashi?
5) do you have fantasies or "special needs" that most girls would look down upon, but that ashis will gladly perform (for a fee)?
6) if you were in a club, would you choose an ashi over a "seemingly" normal girl
7) have you EVER had a REAL gf?

Gud questions, not all dis unsensable people here.
Cant be in a relationship with anyone. Jus to cool my temper.
I dont love dem mind u.jus like dem cos dere no strings attached. Gf wahala too much
Attracted yes. D fair ones with good shape. Big backside
Most girls dont give bj. my current gf finds it difficult whenever shes around
A club scene is a diff whole parol all together. I dont go to the club alone.
Yeah i currently have. Its long distance tho.

Hope this answers ur questions

[quote author=Mynd_44]Get a stable girl who will Fûck you more than you want[/quote]Ur the only person making sense here. Thanks bro

Hello guys, i seem to be attracted to prostitutes. Have tried to stop for some time bah its not easy. Any guys here with such problem