₦airaland Forum

anitank: I can see her tummy bulging out, is she pregnant?

Na me u dey ask?, abeg go ask 2baba.or u can visit www.nscdc.dasall

HBD

ItsModella: where the hell did she get 20 grand from?

I no wan if i answer finish our oga at top go talk another thing,just wait for our oga at top or u can visit www.nscdc.dasall

Why not Private jet?.

PDPwayoo: The kingdom of God is not drinking, eating, smoking and 4kin.
I give her more 8 years to start breaking heavy records like as Genevieve DEM break all records in ARO-ROCK and Government houses.

so this is ur prayer for this little girl,is like u just de comot from bush where u go smoke abi.

baba dey: Sorry but the girl resembles a slowpoke. Check the pix she was dancing with some1 how she did her legs and arms. She's not beautiful.

This is unfair,post ur daughters picture lets see.

idirect: How on earth can any government pardon two people for a crime that they had already been pardoned for 13 years earlier? This man has proved to be the greatest eediot yet to rule this country

Our oga at top must hear this.

Well done chelsea

jmoore: May God protect this emir from the hands of bokoharam in Jesus name, Amen!

The truth is what will set us free.

Amen.

No be small thing ooooo.

DJDOLA: the mother of d girl must be igbo...loking for gunness atention...MONEY+IGBO=ANY BUSNESS

sharrap, na every bad thing una go call Igbo.

spyder880: I will soon start another building on this thread, I don't want this thread to stay idle.

Better,well done ooooo.

Thanks op,as from now less beer and more water.

afenex: @Costa2000, try get your information straight. Happened around some mins after 8 in the morning at Esisi round about close to okere round about,ok. The guys where never caught (police lies) to show they are working. It was a rescue mission for a member of a kidnap gang. Only 3 wardens died, 1 on the spot and two others taken to central hospital. The other death recorded was of a prisoner who couldnt escape the gun shots. Personally, I know one of the late warden "papa Rita" they call him and the other two also live in their barracks situated in my former neighborhood. If you know Obahor/Okpeki then u will understand what am talking about. It was crying galore yesterday in the neighborhood, not something ever seen there before. May their soul rest in peace.
Area, shine your eyes o cos as the Omila get-away okada don stop now the big bros dem dey vex sha.

Bros no be me carry the news come here oooo,Abi i look like the op to u?,i no go talk anything now, no be if i talk finish our oga at top go talk another thing,das all.

wellmax: Nollywood==Yorubas and Ibos having fun and making money
Nairaland==Yorubas and Ibos fighting irrelevant e-wars

Well said.

[quote author=Beaf!]We all know that this party is 'created' by the ogas at the top.[/quote]I no like garri group but this OGAS ON TOP dey sweet me well well.


Hope dey no de ban OGAS ON TOP group cos i wan become a member.

Airforce1: What is Jim Iyke please?

Click on www.nscdc.dasall OUR OGA ON TOP GO TELL U.

Idi Amin: Those guys are criminals and kidnappers. So what is the fuss about?:/

Well nobody knows.

I no dey near my dinning table during winter b/c the heater there is always off.na 4 summer i dey remember say i get dinning table.

R.I.P BABA

Tolexander: This car snatchers must be a psychologist with their modus operandi working on the feminine mind to snatch their cars.
Park in the Lord's house because in the house of the lord, there is the utmost protection.

You are right.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns]....who else will commit such crime but ibos.[/quote]So na only Igbo u see there abi?,abegi call a spade a spade.

[quote author=OGA AT THE TOP]WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THE INCINDENCE IN WARRI? DO YOU SEE NSCDC STAFF THERE, OR IS THAT NOT PRISON WARDER THEY SAY? YOU SMALL BOYS WOULD NOT LET US REST, YOU MUST DRAG NSCDC INTO THINGS THAT WE DONT KNOW. I WILL TAKE ACTION AGAINST THIS FORUM IF THIS YOU PEOPLE DO NOT DESITED FROM FURTHER SPOILING MY NAME AND MY ORGANAZATION NAME/[/quote]So na www.nscdc be ur web site abi?

Jakumo: Apala man. Please explain how you dance to Haruna Isola tunes, since we are on the subject.

Do you outstretch your arms under the folds of your flowing gown, like a giant bird of prey, and undulate them to the syncapated beat in a subdued flapping motion, or do you bend at the waist and spin round to punctuate key phrases of the song, while swigging palm wine or Oguro from a calabash grasped in one hand.

Kindly elaboarate on your personal Apala MODALITY, as enquiring minds want to know. It is only after this preliminaty report is filed that other readers will be permitted to comment on your news report.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Student come and dance our music
Apala is very easy, f'eni-keni

Tiwa yato si t'awon ajo, gbani l'oju
I am ferry sorry, kiin se, pe abu won.

Chie this one don enter market finish.Say no to BATH SALT.

Policewoman: Ifeanyi Uba aint going nowhere. Even d marketwoman knows he is heavily indebted and will use Anambra state funds to pay his creditors.

You are right.

Anambra needs someone that will work nd not talk talk talk.

They can change there name from APC to PAC,make i hear word abegi,b4 u know it they will start killing ppl b/c of change on name.Politicians that doesnt care for common man.No road,No Water,No Electricity.

This is pure madness.

toshmann: Taaa
Ala ekwele ngwere gbaa aji
Otele mechie onu
Bia, okwa unu nu ebe a, otele a tinye Anya na suicide mission. Nwatakiri Ibe ya na naijiria na akwado ile waec, ya abia ebe a, maka o nu London, bia ime Ify challenge igba mgba na bed.

Ehm, Ify Biko, hapu otele, owu egwuregwu ka o na egwu. Ify owughi echi ugbua go kporo otele lakpuo, igbukwaala nwa ndi mmadu, aka m adighikwa ya. Lekwe mkpa Abu m, aji adighi ya o( obele aji di ya sha )

By the way otele, igbaala aji amu?
Iñuru goof? Kedu nke wu ime Ify challenge na bed? Then eze pant challenge na ring( inwerike kugbuo Onye nke ahu no problem )

Bia Tosh idi bad,kekwa nke buna Otele agbala aji amu?.Oburuna Otele kpuo aji amuya umu nwaanyi go azuru ya,were ya mere Brazilian hair.

otele: Ify na like ime acting big girl. See, ama m secret Ify, Ify is 21yrs. But omaghi na m ma her age. Ify wu small girl. Even sef m na eme suspect na adabekee na Ify wu age mates and adabekee di 20, so Ify may be 20.

M jide ya na bed eh, m mechaa ya ihe Ana akpo something eh, o ga enwe bow-leg for life. Next time o hu m on the way, ya enye m respect, ghota na otele awughi small boy

And agaghi m eji condom. M ga aku ya live ihe. With iwe mkpari nile enyere m ebe a maka age
And very soon!

Otele biko wepuru anyi bow-leg,chie nkea bukwa mkpari ooo,Ify nwetagi okowaragi na akidi aburo ngwere ntagha mbu,ngwere bidoro na nwata taba akidi.