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CultureRe: “Take Your Osun And Orisa To Ogun, Oyo…” Kwara Imam To Yoruba. by Couldntfigurean: 7:39am On Jul 10, 2023
I think this deserves front page,where are the mods?
PoliticsRe: Eluu P Don Go Back To He Normal Hustle by Couldntfigurean: 1:51pm On Jul 09, 2023
I no really blame agbado people,if anybody in your lineage owned a car you’d know how much these things costs
I guess in that region,if you are not mining skills you are not working

Tufiaaa

Car TalkRe: Subsidy Removal: Mechanics Decry Low Patronage As Motorists Abandon Vehicles by Couldntfigurean: 1:25pm On Jul 09, 2023
The one no go affect tinubu agbado supporters,we just want to teach Ibos a lesson they will never forget
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Vs Igbo E-war Made It To American Liberal Twitter by Couldntfigurean: 12:59pm On Jul 09, 2023
SOSinNigeria:
Every unbiased Nigerian knows that Yoruba girls are naturally fugly and grimy in nature. If you want to make a Yoruba girl extremely excited, just tell her she resemble Igbo cheesy cheesy

Yoruba men also see Igbo women as premium, and they can go to any length to have them as girlfriend or wife.

On the other hand, Igbo men don't fancy yoruba girls/women maybe because of their natural undesirability. You can't blame them anyway, because if their own men detest them, why then should an average Igbo man find them attractive?!

Igbos should ban any form of intermarriage with these people to avoid polluting our gene pool with inferior genes.
No mind them brother
imagine a Yoruba calling people ugly,it’s funny and at the same time not funny
The same people that beat their people for looking beautiful and well kept during the elections thinking their were “omo ibo” coming out to call a people ugly
Nobody outside yoruba find their gurls attractive not even the Fulani they love to lick their bumbum

Go to idumota and see them in their numbers,not only are they ugly,they are dirty too,they can tire one wrapper for months without washing them
PoliticsRe: Their Culture Celebrates Big Thieves And Crucify Small Thieves by Couldntfigurean: 12:51pm On Jul 09, 2023
Isn’t it funny that they want little Mmesoma be killed while the chief forger be rewarded with Presidency for the same crime
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju Cries Foul Over Tinubu's Appointment by Couldntfigurean: 9:09am On Jul 09, 2023
Our dear Yoruba ronus that were monitoring Peter Obi’s legal team will form blind eyes to this
If you talk about tribalism,Yoruba people carry am for head,a Yoruba owned enterprise can never have other tribes in them
Check Yoruba owned churches,even here in owerri,MFM will bring a Student pastor from one university in Yoruba land to head a church here even when there are many non Yoruba pastors that were there before
PoliticsRe: Imagine The People I Share Country With by Couldntfigurean: 7:48am On Jul 09, 2023
Coming from a people that supported Buhari who didn’t have common Waec twice and now supporting a man who dont have primary and secondary school Certificate,you also threatened people for trying to expose Kemi adeosun with her fake NYSC result
Nobody take oluwole people serious
CultureRe: Why We Cancelled Yoruba Cultural Ceremony, Isese Festival – Emir Of Ilorin by Couldntfigurean: 7:42am On Jul 09, 2023
Razakki1:
LL lol Lagos is a Muslim pupulated state. we are more than you people there. Even osun. We Yoruba Muslims are over 65% of the population, keep dreaming. You said we are poor in kwara but you come to kwara for jobs. Kwara is blessed with lot of untapped mineral resources. I know you are from Ekiti poverty state
i thinks that was last year,this year yoruba muslims will have grown to like 75%
Majority of Yoruba states are majority Muslims,even Ekiti has like 50% Yoruba muslim

PoliticsRe: Obidients Scammed The Elupee Singer by Couldntfigurean: 3:22pm On Jul 08, 2023
donbrowser:
Lmao grin

The fact that you don't even understand my post even makes you dumb and unworthy of a reply.
how was he scammed,you want him to live in heaven or Dubai because he supported Obi?
PoliticsRe: Obidients Scammed The Elupee Singer by Couldntfigurean: 11:55am On Jul 08, 2023
donbrowser:
Abeg come Dash me 1 car from your fleet
You must be a kid or just dumb
Why you think the Young man here is suffering is beyond me,do you know how much a tokunbo engine costs?
PoliticsRe: Obidients Scammed The Elupee Singer by Couldntfigurean: 10:35am On Jul 08, 2023
Nobody owns a car in this useless o.p’s family,that why he thinks This man is suffering,do you know how much tokunbo engines go for?
CrimeRe: Police In Rivers State Arrest Cult Leader, Recover A Human Skull And Arms by Couldntfigurean: 8:07am On Jul 08, 2023
LikeAking:
Igbo guys one change an for every body.
Khana is Ogoni,they just used the name ojukwu for their cult,dosent mean they are Igbo guys
PoliticsRe: Police Kill Four Gunmen Attempting To Enforce Sit-At-Home In Enugu by Couldntfigurean: 8:04am On Jul 08, 2023
Thts great news
If they are really IPOB/ESN/DOS terrorists
We don’t need them
I think the police allowed these linger for long,they should have followed them with fire when they started their madness
CultureRe: Go To Yorubaland And Practice Your Culture - Ilorin Indigenes Tell Yorubas by Couldntfigurean: 9:42pm On Jul 06, 2023
Some ilorin born and brought up in Lagos will say they are Yorubas
EducationRe: Finally, Pastor Kumuyi Speaks Up On JAMB UTME Top Scorer. Shocking!!! by Couldntfigurean: 4:05pm On Jul 06, 2023
stuffs2002:
Being evidence or getat
I should bring evidence to show you that tinubu did drugs,how old are you?
You didn’t see where he wanted to pass a law to stop discrimination of drug users,why do you think that was his first priority when he assumed office?
EducationRe: Finally, Pastor Kumuyi Speaks Up On JAMB UTME Top Scorer. Shocking!!! by Couldntfigurean: 3:41pm On Jul 06, 2023
stuffs2002:
Everyone's life would be better because criminals should be behind bars
but tinubu is not behind bars and you are happy
You only hate criminals who are not from your tribe?
EducationRe: Finally, Pastor Kumuyi Speaks Up On JAMB UTME Top Scorer. Shocking!!! by Couldntfigurean: 2:04pm On Jul 06, 2023
stuffs2002:
Who stopped you from bringing their evidences
ok,meaning they are innocent but Mmesoma is your problem
If she is arrested,your life will be better
EducationRe: Finally, Pastor Kumuyi Speaks Up On JAMB UTME Top Scorer. Shocking!!! by Couldntfigurean: 12:33pm On Jul 06, 2023
stuffs2002:
We will start from somewhere. We arrest yahoo yahoo boys, baby factories, armed robbers, etc

Mmesoma will go to jail. She is 19 years old and hence an adult that is fully responsible for her actions
how you stylishly avoided Skull miners is another world wonder,you should also add ritualistic alfas too
EducationRe: Finally, Pastor Kumuyi Speaks Up On JAMB UTME Top Scorer. Shocking!!! by Couldntfigurean: 11:42am On Jul 06, 2023
stuffs2002:
When will the Police arrest and prosecute Miss Mmesoma Ejikeme for forging her JAMB result.

Mmesoma Ejikeme is 19 years old hence an adult. She has done the crime, she must do the time
You are right

Mmesoma is the reason Nigeria don’t have light,she is the reason bandits are killing and kidnapping Nigerians in the north,she is the cause of the high price of petrol I.e she removed fuel subsidy etc
PoliticsRe: Tribunal: Senator Bamidele Says IPOB Behind Presidential Election Mayhem In Kano by Couldntfigurean: 10:32pm On Jul 05, 2023
Make no Mistakes
Senator Bamidele might talk like a fool,people around him might perceive him as a fool and he might also act like a fool,don’t be decieved he is really a fool

PoliticsRe: Ebonyi State Is The Only State That Doesn’t Observe Monday Sit At Home by Couldntfigurean: 10:26pm On Jul 04, 2023
basilo102:
Nwa Abakeleke how market? We all know it's Ebonyi miscreants that cause trouble all over the East
Stop that

This idiot bubu is not from ebonyi state,he is a Yoruba muslim
PoliticsRe: BIAFRA: "Give Igbos Biafra. The Right Time Is Now" - Prof. Adoga JDP by Couldntfigurean: 10:24pm On Jul 04, 2023
Princessstee:
Busted, how? there are 6 yorubas on that list while there are just 2 igbos
we are talking about the first here,an Igbo girl
Quality not quantity
Nearly can’t kill a bird
PoliticsRe: Allow The Igbos To Go, We Don't Need Them - Asari Dokubo Beg President Tinubu In by Couldntfigurean: 10:22pm On Jul 04, 2023
Emperormartin:
Please Buhari listen to him
this one is high on colos
Na buhari still be your president,well no diff between buhari and tinubu sef
PoliticsRe: Gas Prices Have Fallen In Other States Except The South East by Couldntfigurean: 9:33pm On Jul 04, 2023
I think it’s because Yorubas don’t use gas,they use mostly wood and charcoal to cook their oily soups
The people of SE are not complaining
PoliticsRe: Mbah Appoints Ladi Akeredolu-Ale MD Of Enugu State Broadcasting Service by Couldntfigurean: 2:19pm On Jul 04, 2023
Cooly100:
Over to the Yoruba Ronus cheesy cheesy
Ronu people no dey get sense
The governor should have just looked for an enugu person to fill that slot,very soon the Yoruba man will fill that station with yoruba people
Look at redeemed,mfm etc,if you ain’t a yoruba pastor,you are getting nothing
FoodRe: Hauwa Indimi Laments High Cost Of Tomatoes by Couldntfigurean: 2:14pm On Jul 04, 2023
Na Yoruba people I pity pass,igbos only need tomato when they want to make tomoto stew for rice
All Yourba main dish need tomato
All their oily soup needs pepper and tomato
PoliticsRe: Video: I Will Not Recognise Tinubu As President. Pa Ayo Adebanjo Declare by Couldntfigurean: 11:42am On Jul 04, 2023
He is IPOB
Every Yoruba Muslims is supposed to love and cherish tinubu else they are ibo

PoliticsRe: Anambra State Fire Service(photos) by Couldntfigurean: 10:48am On Jul 04, 2023
Thank God for internet and the limitless free information online
If not,Yoruba ronus would be misinforming and “deforming” people like they did back then when there were no internets and they(yourba propagandists) were the only source of informations

And their peacemaking brothers won’t see them now that they are celebrating a tragedy because it happened in Anambra where there nemesis(Obi) hails from
No problem

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