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PoliticsRe: Abia Now Enviable Under Otti, Says Governor Uzodinma by Couldntfigurean: 9:23pm On Dec 17, 2023
The People of Abia are happy with their Governor and his Good works
Even a Sitting Governor of State of one of the states which shares a border with the state of Abia is pleased with the works of the Governor
But some people from a certain region who don’t even live in the State are the ones helping the Governor dissect his Budget

PoliticsRe: 400billion Loan, Abia Is Finished! ;Stats Don't Lie by Couldntfigurean: 4:15pm On Dec 17, 2023
Pakute:
See dis muntula, in villges you have rivers, plenty well water to fetch from, clean. How many rivers do you have?, God punish you with water, you don't have rivers, you don't know how to swim, you are a stone.
the way you Yoruba people turn yourselves to “Know all” of all Nigerian regions even when y’all are born and lived all your life in Lagos and would probably die in Lagos,you are somewhere in Makoko slums and conclude we don’t have rivers in the east,the same lies your uncles put in your heads
We do have many rivers in Anambra but we don’t drink from them,we go there for leisure

Where I went to in Ekiti(I don’t want to mention the area cos of my good friend),we couldn’t even see hotels to lodge until we entered the state capital Ado
Here you are selling Ekiti to us as rich and powerful
Baba go siddon for gutter
PoliticsRe: 400billion Loan, Abia Is Finished! ;Stats Don't Lie by Couldntfigurean: 3:56pm On Dec 17, 2023
Pakute:
Ekiti the home of Proffessors, the fountain of knowledge, you want to compare them with 70% peasdnt farmers in Abia?, or Osun with OAU, you want to compare with ABSU?. Osun has better public schools infrastructures and road networks than Anambra. You don't have manners.
Haha common ekiti

Wonders shall never end
Just imagine Somebody from ekiti calling Abia poor
The ekiti I have been to or which one
State wey many people depend on river for drinking water,the same river they bath and poo?
Ekiti ?
PoliticsRe: 400billion Loan, Abia Is Finished! ;Stats Don't Lie by Couldntfigurean: 3:36pm On Dec 17, 2023
People should not bother replying the Op
If you ask the idiot his homestate let’s do comparisons with Abia
They will always mention Lagos
Imagine one from Ekiti,osun faulting the Governor of faraway Abia state
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Reacts To Emir Of Kuwait’s Death by Couldntfigurean: 12:06pm On Dec 17, 2023
Mumu man
You think say you dey wise
You are a Mumu man
Music/RadioRe: Share Your Music Player History For 2023 by Couldntfigurean: 10:08am On Dec 16, 2023
I don’t use sportify

These two South African songs

I don’t know the meaning but I can’t sing them word for word
Any song by Ami faku
And sometimes Oliver de coque and Osadebe and Chíke

PoliticsRe: Chinedu Mmom Resigns As Rivers State Commissioner For Education by Couldntfigurean: 7:08am On Dec 15, 2023
rigarmortis:
Bro, the R is part of their dialect. I'm from Abia state and I know some use Rumu for Umu and some even use Oma.

It's a dialect issue
Not so
Many of them use umu and also omu,but they saw some towns in imos state also uses Omu so they decided to use “R” to confuse everybody
I am not asking for much,I don’t want to see somebody bearing Igbo name and start asking them wether they are igbo or not
Ikwerre should have their own native different from igbos
PoliticsRe: Chinedu Mmom Resigns As Rivers State Commissioner For Education by Couldntfigurean: 12:06am On Dec 15, 2023
Isobug:
All Igbo people claiming not Igbo again because of Oil and fear of domination, including their Chief Actor, Wike. Ndi bobo juice
I expected them to add “R” to their Igbo name the same way they added them to make their towns sound less Igbo
Richinedu sounds good
PoliticsRe: Chinedu Mmom Resigns As Rivers State Commissioner For Education by Couldntfigurean: 11:58pm On Dec 14, 2023
jamesversion:
Dry. undecided
I am not here to make you laugh please
No be me be the cause your life problems
PoliticsRe: Chinedu Mmom Resigns As Rivers State Commissioner For Education by Couldntfigurean: 11:28pm On Dec 14, 2023
What’s happening in Rivers state
First,it was Remeka Woke,Now it’s Rchinedu momoh

Whose next?
NYSCRe: Brilliant Igbo Corper by Couldntfigurean: 5:00pm On Dec 14, 2023
Scarrr:
One of the few raised in SW and not a baby factory...God bless him
I doubt he was raised in sadwaste,if he was,he would have mined their skull instead of helping them with wheel chairs
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill One, Kidnap Seven On Lagos-ibadan Highway by Couldntfigurean: 1:31pm On Dec 13, 2023
It didn’t happen in the South East so Yoruba Muslims will not be intrested in this news

They love the south east than the igbos themselves
PoliticsRe: Obi Is Still Campaigning Spending Money He Hopes To Recover by Couldntfigurean: 9:34am On Dec 13, 2023
TimeMachine2:
7 people were brutally murdered in Oba, Anambra State but the idiot went all the way to kaduna to go and do eye service and shed crocodiles tears.
People skull and body parts are mined on daily basis in the sad west,what is Tilumbu the drug fiend saying about it?
HealthRe: Hit And Run: Policewoman, Utabor Helen, Cries For Help by Couldntfigurean: 11:54pm On Dec 12, 2023
Asake sampled her voice in his Song,infact her sampled voice is the only thing I like about the song

So he should be able to foot her bills and give her some of the royalties too
PoliticsRe: Cash Scarcity Are We Still Going To Blame Godwin Emefiele by Couldntfigurean:
Because his name is Olayemi Cardoso
I remember when Emefiele was so sweet in their mouth,any Yoruba man that loses erection,Na Emefiele
Our Yoruba only remember to cry when it’s others,the same way they were crying like they were about to die when it was Jonathan now they are telling us to bear with the Chicago criminal
PoliticsRe: The Southeast Wants To Control The Politics Of Southwest - Segun Sowunmi by Couldntfigurean: 8:16am On Dec 12, 2023
Brenbentondiaz:
You guys are petty traders. You are not intelligent enough, or in a position to understand what an educated person is saying. Since it's not naira and kobo, it will sound like emptiness to you. I understand your plight.
no kobo is coming from this petty trader to your bambiala brothers

Why are you vexed,why do you feel entitlement to my own money?
PoliticsRe: Benin City Is A Hellhole by Couldntfigurean: 12:16am On Dec 12, 2023
Catapault:
GO FCK YOURSELF, ASSWIPE.

It is okay for you animals to hate Nigeria, but not okay for Nigeria to hate you?

FCK YOU A MILLION TIMES THERE.

NARCISSISTS.
Foolish fool

I didn’t/can’t stop anybody from hating on igbo(which btw is embedded in yall Blood),I just want you hateful Nigerians to be sure of whom is attacking you before you start roping Ndigbo into your nonsense


Now bugger off
PoliticsRe: Watch Angry Igbo Man Speaking Against Yorubas And Their Leader by Couldntfigurean:
spinna:
The sweetest revenge is to keep smiling and walk tall...

Even some girls selling shawarma were looking at me miserably telling me sebi my brother was in charge. What the f"*k does that have to do with shawarma im buying?

This demented jealousy will soon lead some people" go where they no know" soon

Guess what? On the street sometimes they will walk aggressively towards you as though you should move..but walk straight on .smiling and they shift.. because they daren't start anything in this Lagos
bro why you self go dey price shawarma?
PoliticsRe: Listen To An Igbo Man Hating On Yoruba people And Tinubu by Couldntfigurean: 11:29pm On Dec 11, 2023
Hahaha

But on a serious note,any sane person wey no hate tinubu is not sane

Old dirty Chicago criminal

PoliticsRe: Obviously Niger Hasn't Forgiven Tinubu. by Couldntfigurean: 10:41pm On Dec 11, 2023
Make we lie

Tinubu deserves all insults being hurled at him
He deserves it all and even more

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