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Politics › Re: Women Will Leave Their Homes With Their Children To Sleep In Churches- Soludo by Couldntfigurean: 5:40am On Nov 26, 2023

BabaRamota1980:
This is no different to ugm today. Anambra has always been epicenter of criminality and home of criminals.

better to part with your belongings in Anambra than part with your head or private part in Ogun state

Can you stay in shagamu,ijebu ode at 10pm without seeing old Alfa smacking their lips at you?

Politics › Re: Soludo Becomes The First Governor To Visit A Forgotten Community, Olumbanasa. by Couldntfigurean: 9:33pm On Nov 25, 2023

igwebuike01:
Shut up. It should be Soludo vs your governor not Soludo vs Obi. It should be Obi's tenure as governor vs Tinubu's tenure as governor. Be guided

They are all from Lagos state

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Politics › Re: Ekiti First Ring Road Project, Game Changer In My Devt Plan, Says Oyebanji by Couldntfigurean: 7:41pm On Nov 25, 2023

No wonder they are all lagosians

The useless state looks big on paper(Yoruba gdp,igr propaganda) but in real life is not more developed than Oba

Politics › Re: List Of Panelists At Alaigbo Youth Summit Causes Controversy by Couldntfigurean: 7:26pm On Nov 25, 2023*

They suppose allow the Ada Ogunstate come and make them mend her useless brain with slap

Even other tribes that supported Obi didn’t push their kinsmen under the bus to defend Obi

God will punish her and whatever the Bleep she stands for

Imagine somebody who hates the igbotic accent coming to panel the same people she hates their accent

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Agulu Vs Tinubu's Iragbiji with pictures by Couldntfigurean: 2:30pm On Nov 25, 2023

chukadiho1:
must you insult ur brother in order to pass a message. Try and change your attitude. Udo

Udo
I was just coming from X(formerly twitter) so my temper was boiling then

Sorry

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Agulu Vs Tinubu's Iragbiji with pictures by Couldntfigurean: 1:20pm On Nov 25, 2023

chukadiho1:
My anambra ppl have started again with there usual chest beating...if PBAT should allocate heavy federal government resources to the development of his native town, You guys will start crying. No need for this unnecessary chest beating and competition. Peace!

Shut up
Yoruba people started it,i think its time to set the records straight
And no amount of money pumped into that cesspit called Irabiji will make it okay

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Two Palestinians Are Said To Have Been Executed By Crowds Of Hamas Supporters. by Couldntfigurean: 10:51am On Nov 25, 2023

It’s normal in Islam so there will be no outcry

I tell you,Israelis ain’t Christians but I will take them over African and Arab Muslims anytime anyday

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Politics › Re: What Happened To Orient Refinery And Why Is It Not Producing Petrol by Couldntfigurean: 10:49am On Nov 25, 2023

Orient oil all the way in Anambra south east is causing heart break and convulsion in the South West

Yoruba Muslims no go kee person with their Generational mumuness

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Politics › Re: Why Is Tinubu Hated by Couldntfigurean: 10:47am On Nov 25, 2023

Why shouldn’t any sane person hate tinubu,Where should I start
The idiotic man brought buhari,Tinubu is an ugly old theif and a result forger,he is wanted in Chicago

Infact if you love tinubu,you need to get your head check,you are more than a FOOL

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Politics › Re: Mr Peter Obi's home town Agulu (photos) by Couldntfigurean: 10:03am On Nov 25, 2023

When you hear them talking ill about Agulu,most of them have not even been there but they think they are an authority on Agulu matters simply because they hate Obi

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Crime › Re: Man Armed With Knife Attacks Passers-by, Including Children, Shouts Allah Akbar by Couldntfigurean: 7:17am On Nov 25, 2023

Religion of Piss

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Crime › Re: Christians Hospitalised For Winning Christian-muslim Debate Organised By Muslims by Couldntfigurean: 8:42pm On Nov 23, 2023

Muslims?

I am not suprised at all
The only good Muslim is a dead one

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Politics › Re: Posh Mama And Matters Arising by Couldntfigurean: 11:05am On Nov 22, 2023

Ola9ja23:
As a matter of facts, death is inevitable

As followers of Tinubu die so the followers of Atiku die and the one of Obituary also die.

The useless followers of Obituary has been amputated despite being a popular celebrity while many have died silently because they don't have value to be noticed.

So you are free to cry on this one bcs someone that's doesn't support your candidate die and you start mucking her.

This Igbo and their bitter and evil souls bcs they loss election. Na so you will cry for next 90 years 🤣🤣🤣😄😄

Can you repeat this without crying?
The said “mama posh” mocked Dr chinelo when she posted that she has been shot and dying on twitter because chinelo was igbo and believed chinelo was lying to Spoil buhari and osibanjos government

So I don’t pity the said mama posh,she kept defending this failed government and can’t even afford 150,000 to treat herself

She should rest in the hottest part of hell and all others who mocked Dr chinelo

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Politics › Re: Living In Nigeria,what’s The Power Situation In Your Area by Couldntfigurean: 10:59am On Nov 22, 2023

Are you ibo or Yoruba
Power supply depends on the ethnic group you belong to

As we are teaching ibo a political lesson they will never forget in their life,they will be getting only 5-7 hours of power,while others will get uninterrupted power supply

Politics › Re: Buhari Failed Nigeria, North Should Wait Till 2031, Arewa Think Thank Declares by Couldntfigurean: 9:29am On Nov 22, 2023*

I am glad that Hausa/northerners are coming back to their senses but sadly we can’t say the same for Yoruba people,My Yoruba Muslim friend still thinks that buhari is the best thing since sliced bread

Maybe because he sees Fulani as his lord and saviors(ie Fulani brought Islam to Yorubaland),so the Fulani man can do no wrong in the eyes of the average Yoruba Muslim

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Crime › Re: Breaking: Heavy Gunshots As Adamawa Police Command Under Revenge Attack by Couldntfigurean: 8:20am On Nov 22, 2023

Beverlyjean:
The mentality in this country is totally flawed.... I have heard of police in America shooting and killing a soldier off duty... there was no reprisal attacks by soldiers on police... a yoruba Muslim terrorist man killed a serving military officer in London and beheaded him... we dint here about a reprisal attack by soldiers in that community where he was killed ... Nigeria really has no hope again

Fixed

Education › Re: The First Secret Cult In Nigerian Universities by Couldntfigurean: 10:41pm On Nov 21, 2023

Answer is D.wole Soyinka
Baba cultism

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Ikem Nando In Anambra State And Girl Spits On Its Ground by Couldntfigurean: 9:51am On Nov 20, 2023

Let’s not even talk about Agura gberigbe,Ikorodu in almighty Lagos that was built by the almighty Tinubu

Normal transport of 300 naira is now 1500 from garage to gberigbe/agura

Lololo

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Ikem Nando In Anambra State And Girl Spits On Its Ground by Couldntfigurean: 9:45am On Nov 20, 2023

Afonjas always waiting for pictures of bad road in Anambra to use to shame Peter obi,like their Lagos and Ogun are not worse

I remember when I went to ifo in ogun state,the road you see here is better than what they have there at ifo but Yoruba Muslims don’t bother about those ones

Politics › Re: Tinubu's Government Lacks Legitimacy- Wole Soyinka by Couldntfigurean: 10:58pm On Nov 19, 2023

Nobody takes the old cultist serious

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Politics › Re: We Do Not Have Job For Graduates' — VP Shettima Tells University Graduates by Couldntfigurean: 4:57pm On Nov 19, 2023

I don’t expect much from Boko haram commander

Politics › Re: Rivers Governor Fubara Speaks Igbo (Video) by Couldntfigurean: 7:02am On Nov 17, 2023

People who are well traveled know the truth about the relationship between Ndigbo and her southern neighbors
But just Nigerian politics of Oyel

Education › Re: Ogun Student Arrested For Allegedly Poisoning Girlfriend, FUNAAB Clears Student by Couldntfigurean: 12:09pm On Nov 16, 2023

Tommydare:
Dey play. Igbo and yoruba still dey marry big time.

see where it landed her

Education › Re: Ogun Student Arrested For Allegedly Poisoning Girlfriend, FUNAAB Clears Student by Couldntfigurean: 4:01pm On Nov 15, 2023

Mmasichukwu,You do yourself
Out of everybody to date,eh

People that pride themselves as demons

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Politics › Re: Omoluabi Culture Under Attack by Couldntfigurean: 3:54pm On Nov 15, 2023

Goodvibes007:
Fixed..

The poster did not mention Ibo but ibos jumped into the thread to act as victim as usual.

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Politics › Re: Omoluabi Culture Under Attack by Couldntfigurean: 11:40am On Nov 15, 2023

Yoruba Muslims and their Victim mentality

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Crime › Re: Bandits Kill One, Kidnap Two In Oke Ogun, Oyo Community by Couldntfigurean: 9:03am On Nov 14, 2023

We Yoruba Muslims are only intrested in what happens in the south East so we can shout “afghanistern” and give unsolicited advices

Thank you

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Romance › Re: Why Is It That Akwa Ibom Girls Don't Like Marrying Outside Their State (pics) by Couldntfigurean: 8:34am On Nov 14, 2023

Ebubu:
Yet I went to uniuyo and all the girls I discussed about marriage were reluctant about marrying Igbo.

They said we are too loud and use our wives married from outside Igbo land for ritual, then marry our own tribes woman with money and enjoy.

They are also very reluctant to move into Igbo land to dwell and base.

The few Akwa Ibom women who married Igbo men, married Igbo men who dwell and base in Akwa Ibom full time, if you dare mention that you’ll be taking her back to the East, that marriage will not hold.

You went to Uniuyo just to go discuss with their girls if they would marry Igbo guys
Are you that jobless?
I guess you are doing the Job you are paid to do,i.e insulting and demarketing Igbo people at any slight opportunity you get

I guess my uncle (who married an annang woman) and Peter Obi lives in Akwaibom because they married Akwa ibom ladies?

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Politics › Re: Breakdown Of How Much Oil Each State Contributes To The Federation (Recent) by Couldntfigurean: 5:02pm On Nov 13, 2023

Kogi State

Who made this damn list?

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Crime › Re: Abiola Tijani Rapes A Woman In the UK by Couldntfigurean: 4:29pm On Nov 12, 2023

Sctests:
Reno the hypocrite will turn a blind eye. I am sure he was busy praying that the culprit be Igbo. I can imagine the consternation on his face when he realized it wasn't so.

Don’t mind those hypocrites

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