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PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Northerners Issue Eviction Threat To Yorubas Over Igboho by Couldntfigurean: 12:10pm On Nov 02, 2023
According to the frog eyed thief
Una be one na

Abi wetin dey sup?

Foreign AffairsRe: Pakistan To Expel 1 Million Afghan Refugees Living There Illegally by Couldntfigurean: 7:26am On Nov 02, 2023
Muslims are all standing with Palestine online but none will ever take them in
Lebanon took them and regretted it,they almost killed the sitting President and tried to take over Lebanon to make it 100% Islam/sharia,Lebanon fought back
PoliticsRe: First Lady Remi Tinubu Proudly Gifts Man One Carton Of Indomie(photo) by Couldntfigurean: 7:17am On Nov 02, 2023
I am glad that this tenure is exposing Yoruba yansh
They have always claimed suffersticated and educated
PoliticsRe: What Is A Presidential Yacht? Countries With Presidential Yachts by Couldntfigurean: 7:16am On Nov 02, 2023
Abi na
We should endure for seyi tinubu to enjoy
Yoruba people and “suffering and smiling”
Fela really knew his people that he wrote and composed the song for them
EducationRe: Bukateria, A Nigerian Pidgin Term Enters Oxford Dictionary by Couldntfigurean: 7:07am On Nov 02, 2023
Adeshinau98:
Watch how it peppers OBI boys grin
Mumu
You use Igbo words everyday in English and pidgin and don’t know it
Everything is dick measuring contest for you yoruba Muslims
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Budgets N7bn For Renovating President, Vice Official Residences In Lagos by Couldntfigurean: 9:45pm On Nov 01, 2023
I wonder why anybody think that tinubu means good for the country

I am proud of ndIgbo,whomever we reject turns out big failures
HealthRe: Depreciating Naira Value Pushes Medical Care Beyond Nigerians by Couldntfigurean: 11:00am On Oct 31, 2023
Tinubu should know that propaganda does not run the economy
Employing your praise singers all over the internet does not improve the country’s welfare
EducationRe: Homophobic Teacher Probed After Primary School Boy Commits Suicide in SA (PICS) by Couldntfigurean:
What’s the world turning into?

When I was in Primary 6,my whole thoughts was coming home to watch cartoon on Silverbird tv freekazoid,pinky and the brains etc
me and my brother don’t miss 4’o clock cartoons
I had no business with female folks talk more of fantasizing my fellow gender’s asshole

The world is going crazy
Foreign AffairsRe: While Standing With Palestine,remember These People Being Persecuted By Muslims by Couldntfigurean(op): 9:01pm On Oct 30, 2023
CodeTemplar:
Deep.
Most of them are standing with Palestine because they are Muslims,nothing more
Foreign AffairsRe: While Standing With Palestine,remember These People Being Persecuted By Muslims by Couldntfigurean(op): 9:01pm On Oct 30, 2023
Persecution of Christians in Pakistan has been recorded since the country's independence in 1947. The persecution has taken many forms, including violence, discrimination, and blasphemy laws.

Foreign AffairsRe: While Standing With Palestine,remember These People Being Persecuted By Muslims by Couldntfigurean(op): 8:59pm On Oct 30, 2023
Tens of thousands of Assyrians in Northern Iraq have fled persecution at the hands of ISIS, which demands that Christians living under its control take down their crosses and pay the jizya, a tax on religious minorities. Those who do not pay face a choice between exile and death.

Foreign AffairsRe: While Standing With Palestine,remember These People Being Persecuted By Muslims by Couldntfigurean(op): 8:58pm On Oct 30, 2023
God save Christians

Foreign AffairsRe: While Standing With Palestine,remember These People Being Persecuted By Muslims by Couldntfigurean(op): 8:56pm On Oct 30, 2023
You all know about this one
No need to spoon feed yall

Foreign AffairsRe: While Standing With Palestine,remember These People Being Persecuted By Muslims by Couldntfigurean(op): 8:56pm On Oct 30, 2023
ARMENIAN CHRISTIANS FLEE AS AZERBAIJAN MUSLIMS TAKES OVER NAGORNO-KARABAKH

Foreign AffairsWhile Standing With Palestine,remember These People Being Persecuted By Muslims by Couldntfigurean(op): 8:54pm On Oct 30, 2023
The Turkish invasion of the island of Cyprus has led to the destruction of the ancient Christian and Cypriot culture. The NATO country has occupied the EU member island nation since 1974. Some 40,000 Turkish soldiers remain in the northern part of the country after Turkey established the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus (TRNC).
Cyprus was a majority Greek nation with a deep Greek Orthodox and Christian heritage. Since the Turkish invasion, Greek Cypriots have fled their homes and churches in the north. Christian cemeteries and churches were converted to mosques and assorted businesses while other religious monuments were vandalized or destroyed.
Ninety-year-old Greek Cypriot citizen, Spyros Hadjigregoriou, passed away in November 2021. Although he died in his native country of Cyprus, he was deprived of his final wish, to be buried in his home village of Gerolakkos. Hadjigregoriou, like many Cypriots, spent years attempting to receive permission to visit his home village and to be allowed to be buried in his home. His requests were regularly denied. He regularly advocated for peace and promoted community in his area. Hadjigregoriou visited his requested burial place and discovered that the majority of the gravestones were no longer there, after years of neglect and vandalism.

PoliticsRe: We Must Reclaim Our Stolen Mandate-abia APC Chieftain by Couldntfigurean: 2:46pm On Oct 30, 2023
For more Jokes
Text “APC” to 419

PoliticsRe: Bishops Who Supported Tinubu Say They Have Been Vindicated by Couldntfigurean: 1:13pm On Oct 30, 2023
It’s too early to conclude
Your tinubu haven’t even done one thing worthy of praise
Wait till like two-three years
Na that time we go conclude
EducationRe: Sunday Akorh: Bandits Kill Only Teacher In Kaduna Community by Couldntfigurean: 10:27am On Oct 30, 2023
Remember before the elections that Ebube muonso said that one Igbo man is equal to 1000 Hausa/Yoruba men,I was part of those that was against him for that statement because I thought our neighbors are all human being
But it seems now that I was wrong,one Igbo man death go done reach 2000 pages with other ethnic groups advicing us on how to love Ourselves but 2000 can die in other states/region,no wahala
They can kidnap 30 church goers in ondo,no news
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Soldiers Sleeping At The War Front by Couldntfigurean:
Yoruba Muslims no go rest
The same way AI generated People with floating bottles of Pepsi were celebrating tinubu the other day at Ojuelegba
Now it’s dead isreali Soldiers generated by Artificial intelligence

Tufiakwa

CrimeRe: Young Boy Caught Getting High On Gum by Couldntfigurean: 7:02am On Oct 29, 2023
Yoruba and Hausa people,na the the same people
Gum,gutter water,battery acid are some of the ways these two tribes use to get themselves high since Alcohol is haram and weed no longer gets them high

On another though,I like how the community handled the matters,if it were in SA,they will leave the boy and go after foreigners and use that as an opportunity for xenophobia
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Leads In School Completion Rate Across Nigeria by Couldntfigurean:
I think we need re-orientation,some people in the East still erroneously believe that South West are the most Educated,me and my cousin had the arguements some time ago,she thought the same
It’s only Yoruba and Hausa you will see a grown man that don’t even know common pidgin “e mi ogbo gesi” and they are in their millions
Wonder where they got their most educated statistics from
Most Educated my ass
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Vs Chiamamamnda Adichie Et Al by Couldntfigurean: 8:01am On Oct 28, 2023
Yoruba Muslims wey no fit tie Chimamanda shoe lace done dey cry for here
Their cry and insult ends online
Hahahahha

EducationRe: Touts Collect N2500 Per Junction From FUTO Students In Imo To Matriculation by Couldntfigurean: 7:51am On Oct 28, 2023
yarimo:
Touts in developers land where everyone is millionaire and billionaire grin grin
these girls would prefer parting with their money than being raped by ronu demons
You heard how they robbed and raped your sisters in their hostel in ogun state
Ofcourse you won’t know,news from SAD WASTE DONT concern Yoruba people

PoliticsRe: Declare State Of Emergency In Abia by Couldntfigurean:
Yoruba don’t care that their Alfas are raping and killing their people for rituals,na faraway igboland be their wahala

What a people
LiteratureRe: 12 Novels Considered The “Greatest Books Ever Written” by Couldntfigurean: 9:32pm On Oct 27, 2023
MeaslesMumpsRub:
Lol.
Wole Soyinka has a Nobel laureate, Chinua Achebe think say na degree certificate.
Award does not mean one is better than the other
Busta rhymes,nicki Minaj,2pac and snoop dogg don’t have one Grammy award,does that make macklemore better than them because he has Grammy awards?

Your small brain can’t comprehend
LiteratureRe: 12 Novels Considered The “Greatest Books Ever Written” by Couldntfigurean: 7:42pm On Oct 27, 2023
Airlord2030:
achebe was so jealous of soyinka that he died of heart attack grin grin grin
Ok I done hear

Poor cultist
Them go still post your pics with “graphics” here one day
LiteratureRe: 12 Novels Considered The “Greatest Books Ever Written” by Couldntfigurean: 7:22pm On Oct 27, 2023
Airlord2030:
Another bullshit

soyinka nobel prize really pain igbos no be small grin
you be cultist,na cultist you go support before na
He is your father in cultusm
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LiteratureRe: 12 Novels Considered The “Greatest Books Ever Written” by Couldntfigurean:
MeaslesMumpsRub:
Remove Chinua Achebe and Put Mario Puzo.
Dont be jealous,wole Soyinka name will be listed in the list of greatest Cultists in the world
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PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Dances As He Celebrates Obi's Defeat (Video) by Couldntfigurean: 6:36am On Oct 27, 2023
dahmie2013:
This man has more sense than Atiku. He keeps attacking Obi because he knows Obi is the cause of Atiku's defeat.
Anyways, congratulations to Tinubu. Let the work continue.
Nobody is anybody’s cause of defeat,they didn’t sign any deal to help each other win
PoliticsRe: To My Naive Igbo Family, Are You Not Tired Of Being Disgraced? by Couldntfigurean:
anungangampu:
My brother. God will bless you. Nnamdi Kanu did damage in our people psyche and it hurt me when no one is thinking of rebuilding alaigbo like before but some fancy Biafra that would solve all problems.
Nnamdi Kanu really messed with their brains,you can’t reason with them,NK have really made them believe that they can’t amount to anything except through biafra
And when you try to see reasons with them,boom you are suddenly not Igbo or you have Fulani blood in you

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