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Who cares, let him release it 2035 I still won't buy

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Husband: u will never run dry
Wife: impotence is not ur portion

All naija celebs get one bastarrd son... Its becoming alarming. I hope korede bello doesn't have one

neoapocalypse:
It's not a sin but it's shallow

Who is digging?

Dem dey adult-erate water... Wen dem go toddler-erate am

deltateam:
Pm me your digits its not yet late to DHL it to you.

My digits? Tooor. Make I giv u my matric number: m1548hr5esddc

Where is d revenge? she got wat she wanted, but d guy stil got wat he also wanted so... Everybody wins, dats no revenge

See meat

Orikinla:
Are you sure?
What do you think made Nollywood the second to third largest home videos industry in the world?
That put Genevieve Nnaji on the Oprah Winfrey Show and then Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde on TIME 100 Most Influential People in the world and boosted the Nigerian economy to make it the largest in Africa.

I don't care if dem put omotola for obama bedroom, I'm tellin u I personally can't recall nollywood being anythng but boring...

There's dis condition dey call "latex intollerance" maybe ure allergic to latex... U knw condom/medical gloves etc... Lwkm na lie bros, na d witches wey dey ur village dey haunt u

why wud my mom rape me... Oh my goodness! U jus spoilt my imaginative brain... Oh no! If my mom rapes me it will even shift my preference AWAY from women sef cos anytym I wil b havin sex wit anoda woman I'll be picturing dat rape scene...

I seriously can't recall nollywood ever being booming... Boring sure

Ah ah! Pls be patient naw... Ur miracle is on d way...

Is it a sin to be addicted to beautiful ladies

This question has been asked so many tyms on nairaland dat its bcome absurd.


Hw many tyms do I have to tell u, I go to church to show off my dance moves.

Tell her its a selfie stick....

Looool... Dis selfie stick sef

Number 20 made me wish for a slight second dat I was a pig... Number 1 tho... WTF

Wow. New trend, fayose ure next

Nobody cares abt men, u shud have figured dat out by now

Just have a question, what is stock?

purplelips:
I no talk am? Nurse Titi!!!! This patient needs your attention.

Pls stop embarassing urself... Its enof. Its a new day

purplelips:
They've forgotten to administer your antipsychotic again. These psychiatric caregivers sef ehn. Them con put phone for your hand.

Who's in care of this patient sef? Nurse Titi!!!!

Failed attempt at humour...

purplelips:
The level of stupidity of certain peeps amazes me..


Okay.. I've noticed you. Now swerve..

U will always be amazed, everythng is amazing to a cow... Maybe u shud check for ur IQ cos I won't b suprised if ure d stupiid one

purplelips:
The level of stupidity of certain peeps amazes me..


Okay.. I've noticed you. Now swerve..

"Swerve"? Which year do u think ure in old woman? Looooll... Nobody says "swerve" anymore sorry... Bittch u better yeet!

purplelips:
Geez.. Are people still this backward?

Wat wil u say before... When u can't comprehend u tag and assume ure d one dats too smart. Dumbasss

lack of opportunity

Wow... Let's put ur words to action, Lemme go to lekki nd look for cynthia morgan, I must runs her today

halfrica:
Here i are

Loool... Where's ur picture let us see ur face