₦airaland Forum

Marriage is a death sentence. I still don't knw why people celebrate and jubilate wen dey are abt to b sentenced. Anyways. B expecting a counter thread soon

menix:
U just contradicted the bible, He knows the beginning and the end right

If u didn't catch dat dat was a joke I don't knw wat to say to u

menix:
Was Eve not God's plan for man but the devil took her.

Today, the most peaceful nd healthy man is one without a woman...

Eve was never In God's plan from d get go... Dats why He used man's rib... It was like an emergency situation... "Ahh! It seems my creation is bored and lonely and super-Hot, lemme give him something to play around with, its jus a toy, lemme use dis extra bone in his groin, it will even reduce d pressure on his diaphragm sef... So its killin 2 birds wit one surgery"

Ahhh! Guy d gods want to fvck ur asss... Dey ar tryin to trick u into changing ur gender... Gay gods. Fast and pray for 6weeks. Everythng wil b alright

All dis igbo guys wey dey sell shoe for us don build something inside us, cos wenever u wan buy somthng dem go give u twice d price... "Hw much is ur timberland?" "Bros bring 30,000"... Naturally we don't trust anyone anymore. So wen d mama tells u d banana na 100 naira ur instincts kick in and tells u dat u can buy it for 50naira... So u can't really blame d customers. Its d sellers dat wil misuse d pity u have an exploit u dat u shud blame

greatiyk4u:
I accept corrections dear..........or is ur conscience striking?

Google "hymen". Ooh and I bearly hav a conscience, science took care of dat

menix:
Seriously
But don't u think its a Default setting by God for all to experience the boring, tiring nd depressing work out..

God's plan is never of evil

If I brag I'm insecure, if I don't brag I'm insecure. what shud I do? Ehn?

menix:
Can't wait to break mine nd hers soon..
Wondering wat it would look like.

It will b boring and tiring and depressing

a membrane of blood? If ure talkin abt d hymen u really need to get ur facts ryt

U might also employ someone who's reputation wil destroy ur company. Take for instance, (BH) shekau's son (who has no criminal case) is seekin employment in ur company, let's assume he's a genius and u knw it. Will u still employ him? Assume ur company is a media company dat involves a lot of publicity

alexistaiwo:
till then but I sense jealousy

More like Ur senses are jealous

Na lie. If u see my mom floogin my lil sis u will knw they are not emotional at all

And wen she will hate u, she will say d same thing. I don't knw why I hate u

Go and buy Canoe u people won't listen

Propaganda.

If there will b any blackmails it will b me doin d blackmail

Phoroshop

Its like re-eating ur vomit

My neighbour has like a dozen sims and 2 china fones dat carry 3sims each and den an android dat carries 2 sims... Now if there's one of my neighbour in each 100 active users... Recalculate

Is the name of the app : We are Legion?

Half d country dey suffer... Dem dey use us crack jokes... And if u dey there now weytin dem dey talk no really funny ooo, but if ur oga crack joke u better laugh

Fine men! Handsome men!

Look on d bright side; free Swimming pool... Na to buy canoe come sch bfor semester begins

Niceeee

Bosso Bread

Ben Bruce. He always has tym to tweet...

My advice; copy ur post and paste it on ur whatsapp message to her...
If dat doesn't work I don't knw what will... Maybe u shud watch "50 shades of grey" or jus find anoda girl

Is it located near heaven?

quiinnBee:
that is what makes us different from the whites.we dont do that in public

When it comes to breastt enlargement ure cool wit it. But kissin in public is suddenly too freaky for u! Nigerians sha

benedictnsi:
Na slap abi

No na breastfeeding

Dojupyo:
Jealousy ... I dey see u

can u cure my jealousy?