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simplex2:
Seriously though, 14yrs is like...ss2 in sec school? Omoh! Forgot, those teenagers are in a world of their own. They develop fast and technology has made knowledge closer to them than we got.

With less than 15mb of N30, they can watch full clips of po'rn

d sad part is wat u jus said is totally true

What does he need all dis cars for?

If dis post reaches front page barca wil loose tonyt

Dnt let nollywood hear dis story, d next film u wil see is "walking dead"naija edition featuring jim iyke,funke akindele

simplex2:
Blame that on your stunted development

Teens of nowadays are 'nuclear'

Loool... Stunted? Really?
Well its scary to knw dt by d tym I hav a child teens wil b more nuclear dan they are now

winetapper:
You are truely a man

It takes a true man to knw another!

Godmother:
Seriously ? That's not possible naa

Nthng is impossible

dharay99:

this is suuuuuuper stoooooory..!!

A life of strife and sorrow!

14 years? Wen I was 14 I didn't even knw wat sex was

winetapper:
hehehe thanks you must like palmwine too

Any wine at all I like!

winetapper:
And understanding too very necessary, cos with it she would know when and how to gain favours and how to easily get his heart when in need

Yes! I like ur moniker

femi4:
Kilomode e mo

Afi ju kinjaye lo

koyyess:
Don't get ahead of yourself. Frustrated olodo F@ggots don't think. I only hyped you a little but seeing that your case is hopeless, you might as well commit suicide since you can't even afford a black and white tv to know what's happening around you. Dirty cave baboon.

*sigh*
Ok u win!

femi4:
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Dis picture na photoshop and ur news is fake news

Godmother:
I need help on qualities that make a woman a good wife or a man a good husband. I am writing an article for a project and I'm not married. I don't want to start writing theoretical points but want my project to stand out.

Also qualities that will prevent divorce

D wife can't single handedly prevent divorce, if a husband doesn't want a wife anymore dats it...
People wil tell u all sorts of qualities be obedient, b dis b dat bla bla bla... Me I wil say d wife shud jus knw d husband and learn to love him, d being a good wife ideas shud come easier

1. Be perfect

younghartz:
Okay! Thanks!

Ure welcom. Its good to hav ideas tho... And who knws u might find a way

younghartz:
I was just saying it na

Like I said earlier "any city that has water" I was using lagos as example

D idea is bad for business dts why nobody is doin it dear

SAMBARRY:
Haba you wan use your mouth divorce them . fear God o

U wil see nau... No b Naija celebs

koyyess:
Speechless much? Next time think before you air your foolishness.

Atleast I can think... Ure an insect, a pest, u just won't stop, just always tryin to make people notice u, notice hw irritatingly stvpid u are... U shud think abt dt next tym ure typing, a housefly has more reasonable things to say dan u. Watever ure gonna say next is goin to b anoda dance of stvpid words from ur extrinsic semi-empty brain, bt I love u sha! Ure a fool and a disturbance bt I stil love u! Ohhh who am I kiddin? If u were hangin by a cliff and abt to fall to ur death and all it wud take to save ur life is for me to "give a fvck abt u", I am very happy to say I wudnt give a fvck

younghartz:
From anywer
Get tankers from lagos any city tht has water

With time you'd make it

Are u listenin to urself? Tankers? From lagos? To ABU (zaria) in kaduna? Dnt u knw wat business is?

Mark shut up!

younghartz:
Now this is a business idea Start supplying them water at 50 naira each During exam period increase it to 100 Just saying sha

And where wil u get d water dt u wil b supplyin?

No b only ABU my brother...

Online4u:
If you don't call that a good performance, then what? I am also happy that he was determined not to concede a goal at the Emirate. If Valencia's keeper is so good, why don't you the gunners pay money for him.

C. Ronaldo is great, messi is great yet they ar nt in arsenal, does dat answer ur question?

Fialm:
I nid ur advice

Why? Are u tired of breastfeedin d baby already?

sameer1212:
LOL... Replying u is big waste of time...

As if u hav smthng better to do... Better go and learn english language bfor ur situation bcoms too embarassing, at dis jet age u stil can't say a whole sentence without errors

Yesternight was a nightmare really. Ospina flopped

Stingy coach

sameer1212:
Oh my GOD and u think I don't understand English? Or it because I type with pigin sometimes? Well, its not your fault.

Of course its nt my fault... Hw cud it ever b my fault? Ure d one who's mixing verbs wit pronouns and making a sentence dats too jibberish to read