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RomanceRe: Hilarious Photo Of The Day by CountDracula(m): 11:35am On May 12, 2015
Socrates said if u marry d wrong woman u wud bcom a philosopher... Dats wats happenin here
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Too Poor For Our Leaders To Act Like Multi-billionaires-ben Bruce by CountDracula(m): 11:32am On May 12, 2015
Bruce lee... Ure starting to talk too much. Be careful
PoliticsRe: May God Forbid That Any Government Will Repeat What Gej's Did – Oby Ezekwesil by CountDracula(m): 11:31am On May 12, 2015
koyyess:
Are you done? Now turn that latrine you call mouth else where and crawl back to the cage you came from. Frustrated baboon of a dumb a*ss f@ggot like your stuupid self.
Dry
SportsRe: Some Arsenal Fans Blamed Goal Line Technology For Their Woeful Defeat by CountDracula(m): 11:30am On May 12, 2015
Online4u:
Thats not a good excuse. I hope you still remember an outstanding performance from the Arsenal old boy Lukasz Fabianski yesterday. He was the star man of the match. I hope the gunners learnt something valuable yesterday.
which kind of star is dat? Did u see d ball dey played towards him?? Even my grandma wud hav stopped any of dem like he did... Nthng outstandin at all. If ure lookin for an outstandin keeper try watchin real madrid's match against valencia and see dt valencia's keeper
CelebritiesRe: Meet Dr. West! Kanye Can't Hide His Joy As He Receives Honorary Doctorate...... by CountDracula(m): 11:28am On May 12, 2015
sameer1212:
LOL...so u don't understand what I wrote Mr English Language? People like u who claim to be perfectionist on nairaland are the dullest any one can ever come across. Are we in english class? U typed nonsense and could not defend it, then u are looking for a way out. Carry face commot for here joor. Mtchewww.
Defend? Wat am I defendin? I'm sorry u feel dat way... Bt its nt abt bein a perfectionist really, its abt u learnin fvckin english
PoliticsRe: I Was Trained By Obasanjo – Ms. Welsh On Laundering Scandal by CountDracula(m): 11:24am On May 12, 2015
Nobody wil believe dis fake news. Where's d source? And if its nt CNN dnt bother to paste it
RomanceRe: Pickup Artists In The House- I Need Your Tips by CountDracula(m): 11:20am On May 12, 2015
laivwire:
I'm not bad with women but this is the second time this scenario is playing itself.
Actually u are... U are so bad d girl gave u her number so u wud leave her in peace and she's tryin to let u knw she's nt interested by ignorin ur calls and msgs... Dnt make a fuss abt it, let her go, aiye pogan
EducationRe: Can You Answer This Simple Question? by CountDracula(m): 11:17am On May 12, 2015
sexyseun:
99% of people will fail it grin
Dats nt true
EducationRe: Can You Answer This Simple Question? by CountDracula(m): 11:16am On May 12, 2015
The aboves av answered correctly
SportsRe: Some Arsenal Fans Blamed Goal Line Technology For Their Woeful Defeat by CountDracula(m): 11:15am On May 12, 2015
Ospina is simply nt good enof! Deres no excuse for dt
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Hubby Regret Their Lavish Wedding by CountDracula(m): 11:14am On May 12, 2015
Who cares? Dey wil soon divorce so...
CelebritiesRe: Meet Dr. West! Kanye Can't Hide His Joy As He Receives Honorary Doctorate...... by CountDracula(m): 11:12am On May 12, 2015
sameer1212:
Damn! And u think every university is like a nigerian universities? Look, even in naija, its not in all universities money can buy Doctorates. Is he the only rich guy? Man u have to think againhuh
D way ur english is givin me headache tells me a lot abt u!
PoliticsRe: I Will Expose Anybody That Offers Me, Other Senators ‘ghana Must Go’ — Ben Bruce by CountDracula(m): 11:10am On May 12, 2015
All the best for u Mr. Bruce Lee ben
Christianity EtcRe: Meet Succubus & Incubus. by CountDracula(m): 11:09am On May 12, 2015
Immaangel:
Succubus(female, left) and Incubus(male, right) are sex spirit demons that are in charge of sexual activities that occurs in the dream and as well premarital sex and adultery.
An incubus is a demon in male form who, according to mythological and legendary traditions, lies upon sleepers, especially women, in order to engage in sexual activity with them. The same thing goes with succubus.
This spirit demons come into people in their sleeps/dreams and have sex with them. This is to steal virtues, good health, gifts, and many more from them and atimes DEATH.
They also monitor sexual activities outside marriage (by unmarried people) and the spirit remains in them after the act. Most people in the world today have enough succubus(es) and Incubus(es) in them to populate a nation. Haba! **smh**
Keep running from it, the TRUTH won't change, the very second you engage in sex outside marriage, or sleep with another man/woman outside your marriage, you automatically have a copy of this demon spirits in you. # FACT!
This is the reason why some men cannot stop adultery or sleeping around though they wish to.
This demons also manifest in physical form, succubus can possess your secretary/fiancee/girlfriend, to seduce you and Gbam! You don grab a copy too. This isn't funny! After music, sex is Satan's biggest tool!
I once had an encounter with succubus in my sleep. In that dream, she came in form of an attractive lady, I stood looking at her as she walked past, tying a loosed towel around her, then she came to me the towel fell off, she very close and pressed my head against her breast in a seductive manner and God's mercy kept me I was awoken immediately. If sex had happened. *sighs* it wouldn't be funny for my life. I prayed to God for deliverance from any such spirit that isn't His and He did answer.
This Spirits don't make you misbehave or run mad o.... **smh** once they get into you, you won't be able to stop, you ll want more sex shaa ni, and will wait to get seriously at you when you finally marry or start dealing with your marriage (divorce, broken homes, domestic violence etc)
Only God can deliver you... If you wish.
Loool... Dis is hilarious
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Anna Banner's Baby Bump. Seen At A Wedding In Enugu With Fla by CountDracula(m): 11:07am On May 12, 2015
All these fake news. I don tire sef
RomanceRe: The 9 Worst Type Of Women You Can Date by CountDracula(m): 11:06am On May 12, 2015
ginawest:
hehehe..
See as u dey laugh! U don fall in love like dat ooo
CelebritiesRe: Meet Dr. West! Kanye Can't Hide His Joy As He Receives Honorary Doctorate...... by CountDracula(m): 11:04am On May 12, 2015
sameer1212:
its not about money here bro, they have their reason for given him the award.
And u knw dis because ure part of d team dt accredited him ryt? Do u knw wat people do bfor dey get doctorateshuh? Do u even hav any idea?
CelebritiesRe: Meet Dr. West! Kanye Can't Hide His Joy As He Receives Honorary Doctorate...... by CountDracula(m): 10:59am On May 12, 2015
There's Nthng money can't do
Foreign AffairsRe: The 10 Most Corrupt Countries In The World: Nigeria Not On The List! by CountDracula(m): 10:57am On May 12, 2015
Appleyard:
Is fake the only word you could use for this garbage?

It should interest you to note that this witchaunting List is the brain-child of the CIA, and it mostly conprises of Nations who have, in one way or the other, resisted the Satanic quest of the US to interfer in and dominate their domestic affairs and their economies viz their notoriously greedy Multi-National Coporations.

And Where they failed in achieving their devilish aims and objectives, they create false flag scenarios, psyop the unsuspecting and zombified populace to get the needed motivation, and then invade, bomb and rape their hapless victims.

And where immediate rape is not possible or the opposition is strong, then they resort to political and economic witchhaunt through the deeply controlled Main Stream Media, or outright coup cum ''colour revolution,'' the HALLMARK of the CIA.

If all these aforementioned countries are corrupt, then the US, by virtue of its Multi-Nationals activities world wide, should be the NUMBER ONE ON THE LIST!

Rubbish!

Nigeria didnt make this one because, THEIR MISSION HERE WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL!

No thanks to a Cluesless regime headed by a clueless water side man called JONATHAN.

Thank God he is going back to the creeks!
Hmmm... Bt calm down naw, dnt let d man's cluelessness give u high bp
HealthRe: 10 Benefits Of Sleeping Naked by CountDracula(m): 10:52am On May 12, 2015
Dry!
BusinessRe: Employment: Is It Right To Employ Your Friend In Your Company? by CountDracula(m): 10:50am On May 12, 2015
Imagine u were d friend and he was d one who had d power to employ u... Wat wud u do? If u think u wud b cool wit it if he doesn't employ u, den u dnt hav to employ him
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photos Of Gen. Sanj Abacha A Day Before He Was Killed. by CountDracula(m): 10:45am On May 12, 2015
If someone had told him he wud die d next day, he wud hav killed d person for treason
HealthRe: 16 Natural Ways To Get Ride Of Headache Fast by CountDracula(m): 10:40am On May 12, 2015
MarshRiley:
I prefer paracetamol o
Loool
PoliticsRe: How To Calculate Fuel Subsidy (part 1) by CountDracula(m): 8:12am On May 12, 2015
sagr:
Wait lemme finish reading it..fp tins
If it makes front page I wil buy fuel for all nairalanders
HealthRe: 16 Natural Ways To Get Ride Of Headache Fast by CountDracula(m): 8:10am On May 12, 2015
MarshRiley have u really tried all dis?
HealthRe: 16 Natural Ways To Get Ride Of Headache Fast by CountDracula(m): 8:09am On May 12, 2015
Op have u really tried all dis?
PoliticsRe: My Ministers And I Will Be Persecuted, Says Jonathan by CountDracula(m): 8:04am On May 12, 2015
Don't they deserve it ni?
EducationRe: 5 Common Sense Students Must Have To Secure Admission Into University - Image by CountDracula(m): 7:58am On May 12, 2015
If u do all these and u no stil get admission... D matter is beyond dis physical world
PoliticsRe: Trouble In Tinubu's Household -the Guardian by CountDracula(m): 7:53am On May 12, 2015
shachris:
http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/05/backlash-trouble-in-tinubu-household/
U weren't expectin people to actually check ur source ryt? Buncombe!
RomanceRe: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by CountDracula(m): 7:38am On May 12, 2015
So wat ure sayin is I shud marry someone dats nt physically attractive because she might stop being physically attractive after a while? undecided lol. Stvpid topic, u shud hav said I shudnt buy my fine fone because it wil loose its beauty after a few years...
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Decides To Send Message To All #extraordinary Women Out There. by CountDracula(m): 7:33am On May 12, 2015
He's jus indirectly pasting advert dat he needs a wife ooo!

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