₦airaland Forum

LadyExcellency:
Maybe a better Nigeria.
Argentina elected a new president same time we did President Tinubu and every gainsayer can see progress in every facet of Argentine society but we got it all wrong with Tinubu.

This is sad but true

HellVictorinho6:
Dont be stupid

Don't be a beggar .

Fool

MrCork:
Son..be nice to me & i will send u £3 to buy nice suit there in Nigeria (THANK ME LATER)

Scumbag don't go stealing that old lady's pay checks again..🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank goodness there was no disaster.

MrCork:
Really??
Son..am in London..u stuck in Nigeria with no hope
Son..i have moiney..u dont
Son..i drive range rover....u can never aford
Son....u need help...i dont
Son...i get women...u cant ((((nuff said))))

Am in London? Am in London? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man is a fool. 🤣🤣 I started coming to the UK &NI since I was like 14. Spent most of .y childhood in Stratford!!!

You are just dumb . I am 29 own my own property here in Nigeria babe a Greta job. 2 kids and living my best life.

My wife is there in tyneside visiting her mom currently.

Dude your life is the epitome of wasted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are so dumb and stupid I can't even.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bītch arse dolt , gorilla faced welfare thieving scumbag 🤣

HellVictorinho6:
Yeah nairaland is ur evidence that i steal or that am jobless if being jobless is even a crime


Ride on

Dude you are a career beggar . That is just terrible.
Have some dignity a d go get a job

HellVictorinho6:
Just pay me 2 stop if you really av other tinz 2 do


Anytime, if necessary,i must seek such assistance instead of dying in pride

But on a real guy you are so stupid and shameless. You think because this is a faceless forum your begging doesn't affect your real life ? You become what you practice most. You are a senseless homeless thief . Better go find a job . In real life you will start to look like a beggar because thats all you do mostly here

MrCork:
.....GO & LOOOOK FIND MECHANIC JOB...U SANGRATOROTOLICKAT LAZY YOUTH.....stop beggginn for moiney on nairaland sir!! ((no oofencsece))

Look whose talking? This geriatric trash impotent old head.

Dude you are no better than that stupid guy. Better go fix your life cos you may die alone. 💯💯🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hmmmmm

Exousiang01:
You are one of those that should be thrown into tye river to drown.

The bitterness in you heart is so much you hate anything positive.
Is this not the same thing you fools have been asking for?
Now government is trying to train young people in science and tech you are still crying.

Nigeria is unfortunate to have you as a citizen.
You will be a curse to any country at all

This is one of them. Now you all see what I was talking about ? 🤣🤣🤣

Hmmm

meditator:
No, he's not like Obi that launders state's money in millions into Lagos, he's also not like Obi that stashed money meant for development into his family's businesses, and I'm sure this one would not use the state's money to build brewery so that his people would miserably drink and forget his woeful governance like Obi did. Tell us another story pls

What are your talking about retard ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wtf you mean obi? Who gives a fūcj about obi you illiterate?

Don't ever quote me again you ignorant illiterate ritualistic Ibadan tout.

Now cry more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They are looking for a way to steal again!!

Okay this explanation makes sense. When I saw the photos I was also guessing maybe they are testing it since it hasn't been commissioned yet.

otipoju:
E reach time to prove yourself as a man now. You dey cry like "bush baby".

You big boy for your family and friends no mean sey you no be small boy for other places.

That you are the only one that goes to office in your family no mean sey some people can not carry their lap top and work remotely from any country.

Humble yourself and reduce the "igbo" wey you dey smoke. I no be your mate for anything in life.

Smallie sey him wan dash me 100k to prove big boy to him papa. $68 wey no fit pay for ordinary phone bill for one month.

Proper muntula

I ain't reading your gibberish. Armed robber 🤣

otipoju:
Let me help you. Premiership dey end next weekend. Buy ticket to London and let's meet at in London face to face .

Me sef go buy from my location.

At least 6 hours no too far for you.

armed robber thief scammer. 🤣

CorperKola:
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I wassaid this same thing to someone yesterday

It is obvious to even the blind what is going on. The fact Sim has the guts to openly declare that he wants to investigate Wike's administration so very clear that Tinubu is backing Sim .

This will be their way of getting rid of wike finally and ending his threat to their future presidential aspirations

Sim wants to send Wike to jail o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🔥🔥
The Yoruba modus operandi at play, make two brothers fight and kill each other ..

Unfortunately these two are falling for it. I am starting to believe this is what Tinubu has always wanted. Tinubu is afraid of wike because he knows wike wants to be president and he knows whe can't come out and fight wike openly because wike will provide evidence of how the elections in Rivers state was rigged to favour Tinubu, so what does the Yoruba man do?

He does nothing , knowing fully well sim and wike are fighting also knowing that wike used sim to hide all hos stolen loot.

So Tinubu has having a win win situation if sim sends wike to jail.

Because I it will solve his wike problem while keeping his hands out of it

Tinubu knows the only person who can send Wike to prison is sim this is why Tinubu has not come out to stop sim 🤣
ODP is too weak to stop wike , Atiku couldn't stop him, so Tinubu knows wike is an real threat to 2027 or beyond. And Tinubu knows wike can't be trusted based on his history.
Smart man 🤣
Sim is actually doing tinubu's work for him .. while making sure Tinubu doesn't have to stain his hand. So tomorrow wike can't accuse Tinubu of betraying him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
See brilliant strategy 😄

48 laws of power , the enemy of my enemy is my friend
Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer.

EDITED

Before you rush to counter , remember when Tinubu wanted Ambode impeached , he went to Buhari and got the support and ensured Ambode was denied every support.

Tinubu has not come out to stand with Wike against sim 😄

Secondly everyone wike is against like the Odili's etc the Federal government is suddenly honoring them.

Mark this comment , this sudden investigation into wike will get so much traction and efcc will go for him , and Tinubu will not lift a finger to help just as he is not helping wike now. 😄

otipoju:
If to say you no dense ni, how linkedin profile go be wetin you want take identify person on an anonymous forum.




Your mumu na first class.

Armed robber..

Scammer

Sim wants to send Wike to jail o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🔥🔥
The Yoruba modus operandi at play, make two brothers fight and kill each other ..

Unfortunately these two are falling for it. I am starting to believe this is what Tinubu has always wanted. Tinubu is afraid of wike because he knows wike wants to be president and he knows whe can't come out and fight wike openly because wike will provide evidence of how the elections in Rivers state was rigged to favour Tinubu, so what does the Yoruba man do?

He does nothing , knowing fully well sim and wike are fighting also knowing that wike used sim to hide all hos stolen loot.

So Tinubu has having a win win situation if sim sends wike to jail.

Because I it will solve his wike problem while keeping his hands out of it

Tinubu knows the only person who can send Wike to prison is sim this is why Tinubu has not come out to stop sim 🤣
ODP is too weak to stop wike , Atiku couldn't stop him, so Tinubu knows wike is an real threat to 2027 or beyond. And Tinubu knows wike can't be trusted based on his history.
Smart man 🤣
Sim is actually doing tinubu's work for him .. while making sure Tinubu doesn't have to stain his hand. So tomorrow wike can't accuse Tinubu of betraying him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
See brilliant strategy 😄

48 laws of power , the enemy of my enemy is my friend
Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer.

EDITED

Before you rush to counter , remember when Tinubu wanted Ambode impeached , he went to Buhari and got the support and ensured Ambode was denied every support.

Tinubu has not come out to stand with Wike against sim 😄

Secondly everyone wike is against like the Odili's etc the Federal government is suddenly honoring them.

Mark this comment , this sudden investigation into wike will get so much traction and efcc will go for him , and Tinubu will not lift a finger to help just as he is not helping wike now. 😄

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otipoju:
Lol..100k...to do wetin? E be like say na you be the first recent graduate for your family. That's why the thing dey shack you. Stop embarrassing your family.

With the way you are jumping and vibrating I am sure you be small pikin.

If na University graduation....think of where you were 20 years ago.

If na foreign university degrees ... we don run that one pass. Two seperate universities.

If na by employment, your one year salary for Nigeria no go fit pay my bills for one month. E sure me wella

I go advise you to just calm down and stop jumping up and down.

I don dey this nairaland since 2007. I doubt if you do old enough to use phone then. You are not moving smart at all. No let that " igbo" wey you dey smoke dey deceive you sey you don achieve.

Me wey dey plan retirement in 5 years time na him you dey ask wether him dey employed. When you become valuable to the point that you are being head hunted for work or receive poaching emails with nice offers...then you can talk.



You wan dash me 100k. Na the max wey you fit do be that? 100k wey no fit buy decent wristwatch sef.

Before DNA tests dey available men and women don dey run things. If pikin no resemble you physically, he must resemble you with gestures and character. If the two no dey, you do spiritual verification to confirm.

Last last you be small pikin. Go and learn about Dominant and Recessive genes and stop exposing your ignorance with your arrogance.

I didn't read this rubbish tears laden epistle. You are an armed robber , and you are an illiterate. Simple thing post your LinkedIn URL.

This thief is typing epistle. I thought as much illiterate criminal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7. Last but not the least, if you notice cleaners from offices coming there with tke awya packs to come and buy food for workers back at an office
Then please sit and be ready t chow down some amazing food
Dont worry they are easy to spot, they usually come around lunch tine with 5 or 6 different takeaway packs

6. When the place is over crowded , hot, lots of sweaty eaters chowing down
then trust me the food is fire

5. When you they have a spread with all sorts of beef \ meats and foods some of which you have never heard before
then trust me the food there will be fire!!

4. When they food shop doesnt have a kitch but they have to cook outside
Or under a makeshift canopy with torn tapolin cover at the backyard then trust me the food there will be fire

3. If they have all those big Iya Ojo looking fat mamas cooking in the back
When you walk in and see some fat pre surgery looking iyabo ojo mamas that wweight 200kg upwards then trust me the food there wiill be heaven The more they are in the back cooking like 3 or 4 then trus tme the food will be amaZing

The economy is really bad now in Nigeria but we gotta eat, so its best to get valiue for money spent. As someone whose job carries him around the country i have lives and eaten in 22 states so far and counting and i have found a sure methid for finding the best places to eat irrespective of the state you are visitng across Nigeria

How you enjoy

1. The food will be very good if they use calculator and dont use pos , dont have a mobile app or socialmedia page
Sounds like a joke right? Turst me this is facts only. The best food places are not on facebook or instagram and they never have a website. They usually have those big calculators on onr plastic bench with one mama waiting to calculate your money after eating


2. You will never find the best food spots in those high brow , rich neighbourhoods like Lekki, Victoria Island, WUSE 2, Gwarimpa , no way!!
If the areea looks ghetto , dangerous like somehere you can get robbed in, trust me, any food spot you find there will be fire!! If the neighbourhood looks like you can loose your life in the street corners then you know the food is about to be 100% fire
Lagos, Mushin, Ikorodo, Isale Eko, Oju Ina Lagos Island, Ojuelegba back streets , off ishaga, Karu and maraba axis in Abuja, Onitsha
iweka street axis, Egbu and Orji axis in Owerri etc

oluztx:
Agbadox right now, this omo Igbo again.

💯🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

tuoyoojo:
God help u if u have a 65 inches ultra high definition TV.

It does to data what V8 engine does to fuel

Only if streaming 4k content. It has nothing to do with screen size...Are you a graduate?

otipoju:
Mad man. Na the same request you dey ask for everybody. I should post my linked in profile on an anonymous forum. You dense no be small. E be like sey you just discover linkedin.

Shebi you be big boy. You suppose take up my challenge. Empty barrel.

Illiterate pig. Is LinkedIn not for professionals? Will employers not see your profile before ? You are a pig and an illiterate tout 😂😂😂😂

I am sure you are an armed robber, a thief . Show is your LinkedIn profile if you are a graduate and let me verify it I will give you 100k now now.

You can't because you are a thief and an armed robber.

Do you have a job? Thief. Oleeeeeee
.thief

😂😂😂😂😂💯🔥