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Maybe she is ur real mum...





Crime section please...

*Dancing Sekem on thread*

84m naira + the head of d Zulu king...


That's a fair deal I guess!!!

See as Ojukwu come fine like Obj...

It is cos Nigerians are poor at heart...

Lala247:
Yea lol just schooling some guys lol
U know me hater just dey follow me sha ni

Direct me to d thread, make I come laff small...

Lala247:
Lol dats my guy.. I knew u were joking . Was like wetin do sparrow today men
Neway hope ur day is going ok

Yeah, thanks and I hope u are having a splendid time too...

Lala247 my heartthrob...

pretydiva:
Like I gve a hoot of who u saw ..mcteww

Get d fuq outta ere, who knows u
U can always ignore if u have nothing sensible to say...

Lala247:
Lol many = not me
I never follow , im one person hun anything i type coming from me. Hence y i said that .. U see ur getting emotional now oya come lets talk. Its true bored leads ppl to this

... I was just having fun Lala, almost all wat I wrote up der is a lyric to a song, I just felt like putting up a meaningless thread like many others do... So u see, many comments ere don't affect me and I won't get emotional over trivial issues...

Lala247:
Coutsparrow check urself in today
We have free space

U need therapy honest .. 5 months will do . .
We have two therapist on call today. Do d needful we cnt b seeing topic like this early morning

Lala247, it ain't my fault, this section is dry as hell... So me posting a topic dat falls along dat line shouldn't be seen as a sin... And please why do people always join d bandwagon


Many of u don't have a mind of ur own, assuming d first comment was encouraging in a way, y'all will follow suit... no pun intended

Sad peeps...


This section of d forum is freaking boring already, so adding another boring topic to d list isn't an offence...

I was down on d island 'bout a week ago
I wanted to see 50 shades of grey,
so I held a cab and I headed down to silverbird cinema
They said they sold their last ticked the day before,
so I kinda just hung around the backstage door
and down the steps she came, men oh men...
My favourite female nairalander,
she waved her friends and headed for her car
Her tire, unlike her body, was very flat
She said, could you change my tire
I said your wish is my desire
As she raised the lid, I grabbed her bomber jack
She said I sure do appreciate you're changing my tire


If I told you who it was, You'd say I was making it up
You've seen her posting comments and recording voice notes, You'd think I was making it up
She said it was our little secret and my gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it anyway you wouldn't believe it, if I told you who it was...

She said you need a lift and I said well, you can drop me of at my place, so we headed down to my crib...
I told her I read all ur comments on NL ma'am,
she smiled and said well I be damned
She said, you're kind of cute fellar, wanna mess around?
When we got to my room just to be polite
I said sure wish I could've heard you sing tonight
She smiled at me and said what do you wanna hear?
Well if I was one of them country music folks
I'll tell you, she'd sure get my vote for the best performance of the year...


If I told you who it was, if I told you who it was
You'd say I was making it up
You've seen her pictures on NL and heard her voice notes, You'd think I was making it up... She said it was our little secret and my gully, Oh I'm gonna keep it
Anyway you wouldn't believe it, if I told you who it was

Well I tell you this much,
when I put my arms around her and squeezed her real tight
She looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes,
took a deep breath and she sighed and said:
" O Lord" I'm just so proud to be here!"

if I told you who it was, You'd say I was making it up
You've seen her profile pictures and heard her voice notes, You'd think I was making it up
She said it was our little secret and my gully,
Oh I'm gonna keep it
Anyway you wouldn't believe it
If I told you who it was...


Thanks hun, sure it is gonna be our best kept secret...

Ok

Immaangel:
Hmmm... What do u expect from a cattle rearer? Even as a lecturer his mind is still on his cows milk. That's why after drinking cows milk u behave like cows. #just thinking aloud

Ed Sheeran, if u like think inside sef, u are entitled to ur opinion... I don't give 2 fuc.k.s

Chiefia:
nothing like 'University of Borno' nothing like 'University of Borno'

In university of Borno, things like dis don't happen... In fact we join our lecturers to drink fura denunu and nkomboti...

This boobs can suffocate a good man like me...

Samiceman:
Lol, on earth we still say 'thank you'

@samice u sef wan make d guy play logomachy with u

TheSonOfMark:

Do you want a logomachy with me, mister? I could oblige your request.

Logomachy ke!!!

Sonofwords u won't kill us on NL

sinaj:
Karma is waiting for him at d junction

Babe, Karma is on holiday at d Caribbean...

B-a-b-y m-a-m-a

This goes out to all my baby mama's , I've got love for all my baby mama's

Who cares

@Op, Get something doing...

Which women


The women I know don't do such...

GentleMimi:
"A" hypocrite , dear OP. Thanks in advance.
And where did u get such absurd analysis from? Your imaginary cap? 89%? You carried out a survey? Or from your skewed personal experience? Issorait. As for hell fire, the ppl who need the advice most are ur fellow males. Happy Sunday to you.

U see, let's say u are my girlfriend and I breakup with u for misleading me on "A" hypocrite, ("AN hypocrite" dats how i see and read it in my bible, King james version )would u still stick to dat same ol' all men are d same s##t


Watch, listen and learn... @gentlemimi, thanks in advance

dharay99:
ehm cuntsparrow...u gastu be ryt on this.

Don't insult my title...

This is in response to Lalasticlala's thread dat made front page today...


Why is it dat every time a breakup happens and ladies are adviced to give d gal in d relationship words of advice or console d lady, d first thing that comes out of der mouth is " he aint worth u" or " he doesn't deserve u" even without knowing the root of d breakup.

To be fair to d guys, most of d breakup dat happens is 11% our fault, d ladies carry 89% of d blame, but still it still boils down to, "All men are d same"

Please ladies, if u don't want to go to hell fire or be tagged an hypocrite, desist from dis nasty behaviour of yours...

Thank you