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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Spice Up D Romance Section (come In U Gonna Love Dis) by countsparrow(op): 9:44pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Lala247:MzNelly my crush  1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Spice Up D Romance Section (come In U Gonna Love Dis) by countsparrow(op): 9:40pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
An Akokite, also an aspiring pharmacist, with little or no butt, who likes to bamboozle people with big grammer when having an argument... Who am I? 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Spice Up D Romance Section (come In U Gonna Love Dis) by countsparrow(op): 9:33pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
The mean guy who suffers fools gladly, who am I  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Spice Up D Romance Section (come In U Gonna Love Dis) by countsparrow(op): 9:30pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Lala247:Orijin101 I guess |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Spice Up D Romance Section (come In U Gonna Love Dis) by countsparrow(op): 9:26pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
She has a piercing on her nose, and she sometimes likes to show off her butt, who am I? 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Spice Up D Romance Section (come In U Gonna Love Dis) by countsparrow(op): 9:14pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
So no one is coming up with anything I rest my case, let's go back to our days of reading threads on sagging boobs, how I sleep with my friends Gf, and categories of fools on NL I resign... |
| Nairaland General › Re: Categories Of Fools You Will Meet On Nairaland;d by countsparrow: 8:29pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Chiam55:I think I am starting to like u...  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Categories Of Fools You Will Meet On Nairaland;d by countsparrow: 8:28pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
starlingslimnet:Thank u... |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Let's Spice Up D Romance Section (come In U Gonna Love Dis) by countsparrow(op): 8:27pm On Apr 11, 2015*. Modified: 8:43pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Think its time to spice up d romance section a lil bit, and maybe get members to know each other better... There is a game I would like to introduce, interested members will come on here, leave a clue or a riddle about a fellow romancelander for others to decipher, if anyone knows d answer, quote d question and put ur answer underneath.... Reward: for d reward, u get to ask d person u got his or her answer correctly, a personal question or a request, either way u like it... Note: answer/communication should be done privately, either by mail or whatever You are only allowed to ask a question at a time... If u know u don't have d mind to answer peoples request, don't bother asking a question... Let d fun begin... Example: there is a guy in dis section who people assume a classy chic likes and his moniker is dat of a Manchester united footballer... "Blackett" SIMPLE |
| Nairaland General › Re: Categories Of Fools You Will Meet On Nairaland;d by countsparrow: 8:03pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Wen Nairalanders descend on a poor Op, u start to feel for dem.... Chiam55, please come help clean dis up... |
| Crime › Re: The Day Water Almost Pass My GARRI... (karmo Experience) by countsparrow(op): 6:44pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
SporaD8:Hahahahahaha Maybe next time I go wait Tell dem |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romantic See This Nairalander 6 Pack - photo by countsparrow: 6:06pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
∆∆∆∆∆ see ur bobby, carica papaya |
| Crime › Re: The Day Water Almost Pass My GARRI... (karmo Experience) by countsparrow(op): 5:26pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Litmus:Thank u... |
| Romance › Re: Motion For Debate by countsparrow: 5:19pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Na wa o... |
| Crime › Re: The Day Water Almost Pass My GARRI... (karmo Experience) by countsparrow(op): 5:16pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Baddestguyp:Continue my guy... U get mouth 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: The Day Water Almost Pass My GARRI... (karmo Experience) by countsparrow(op): 5:15pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
SporaD8:Na for only Naija soldiers dey wear Camouflage |
| Romance › Re: What Would You Do by countsparrow: 4:03pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Smile and give d guy a handshake... Go inside get my daughters things and send dem on der way... She just got married  |
| Crime › Re: The Day Water Almost Pass My GARRI... (karmo Experience) by countsparrow(op): 3:57pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Jaypea98:Thank u... |
| Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Policewoman In Delta, Snatch Ballot Materials by countsparrow: 3:53pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
One Funny guy said d way him dey hear gunshots 2day, u go think say today na military remeberance day nii 4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: The Day Water Almost Pass My GARRI... (karmo Experience) by countsparrow(op): 3:07pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
ani33:Hahahahaha... Shakira jeans na him do d magic dat day o |
| Literature › My Karmo Experience (water Nearly Pass My Garri) by countsparrow(op): 2:57pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
This thing na true life tory o, as I don learn my lesson, I talk say make I share am with una... Na so I dey feel cool one sunny day o, I don chop belle full na him I dey find bekun bekun... I carry my yansh wear Karmo dey Bounce, as if dat one no do, I carry bus go one area for my side, i wan go see one fine chikito... As I dey waka for road, na so I see one truck wey soldiers dey use transport demselves pass me, if u see d soldiers as dem strong face, u go think say dem just dey come from Bornu state... Next thing na red light I see for d back of dem car, na dat time my head tell me say... WATER DON PASS MY GARRI... As d soji boy wey I be, na so I pick race, see as d soldiers jump down dey chase me... As I dey run, I dey cry inside, as I dey cry inside, I dey see my grandpapa and grandmama face wey don die since 1913... As I take recognize dem face, na only God sabi cos dem neva born me and dem neva dey take pics dat time... Na so I dey pick race for road dey dodge passersby, d soldiers dem sef no relent, d thing be like temple run, na so I see one IBO man boutique, and I just run enter am commot my short kia kia... As d IBO man bin wan raise alarm, na so I start dey speak in tongues, cos as at dat moment, English don commot my brain... Na wer God save me o, d soldiers no see me, na so dem go one company go dey accuse dem say one person run enter d place, dos pple talk say nobody enter.... 30 minutes later, I don dey forced to buy jeans from d IBO man for 2,500 naira, to make matters worse, d jeans na for Onitsha dem do am, na so dem draw Shakira put for front, but as my life important pass shakara dat moment, I no mind. 40 minutes after I commot d boutique d soldiers still dey find me, d thing pain dem as I take escape, but God wey get my life use, spare me... Na so I waka reach house dat dat they think wat would have been to say dem catch me o... |
| Crime › The Day Water Almost Pass My GARRI... (karmo Experience) by countsparrow(op): 2:49pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
This thing na true life tory o, as I don learn my lesson, I talk say make I share am with una... Na so I dey feel cool one sunny day o, I don chop belle full na him I dey find bekun bekun... I carry my yansh wear Karmo dey Bounce, as if dat one no do, I carry bus go one area for my side, i wan go see one fine chikito... As I dey waka for road, na so I see one truck wey soldiers dey use transport demselves pass me, if u see d soldiers as dem strong face, u go think say dem just dey come from Bornu state... Next thing na red light I see for d back of dem car, na dat time my head tell me say... WATER DON PASS MY GARRI... As d soji boy wey I be, na so I pick race, see as d soldiers jump down dey chase me... As I dey run, I dey cry inside, as I dey cry inside, I dey see my grandpapa and grandmama face wey don die since 1913... As I take recognize dem face, na only God sabi cos dem neva born me and dem neva dey take pics dat time... Na so I dey pick race for road dey dodge passersby, d soldiers dem sef no relent, d thing be like temple run, na so I see one IBO man boutique, and I just run enter am commot my short kia kia... As d IBO man bin wan raise alarm, na so I start dey speak in tongues, cos as at dat moment, English don commot my brain... Na wer God save me o, d soldiers no see me, na so dem go one company go dey accuse dem say one person run enter d place, dos pple talk say nobody enter.... 30 minutes later, I don dey forced to buy jeans from d IBO man for 2,500 naira, to make matters worse, d jeans na for Onitsha dem do am, na so dem draw Shakira put for front, but as my life important pass shakara dat moment, I no mind. 40 minutes after I commot d boutique d soldiers still dey find me, d thing pain dem as I take escape, but God wey get my life use, spare me... Na so I wake reach house dat dat they think wat would have been to say dem catch me o... 16 Likes 5 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Women Enjoy Sex More Than Men. by countsparrow: 2:12pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
I love d last point Any gal wants to have a long and healthy life should hollar at der boy... |
| Politics › Re: Agbaje Laments Poor Turnout Of Voters In Lagos by countsparrow: 1:55pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Y dem go vote, wen dem know say na Lagoon get dem... 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Agbaje Laments Poor Turnout Of Voters In Lagos by countsparrow: 1:55pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
D fear of Lagos Lagoon is d beginning of wisdom... 6 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Soldiers Beat Up Voter For Taking Their Pictures In Surulere by countsparrow: 1:50pm On Apr 11, 2015*. Modified: 2:52pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
D day wey I wear Karmo wey soldiers chase me, na dat day I sabi say... Hellfire hot pass inside molten magma. Read d full story here www.nairaland.com/2250088/day-water-almost-pass-garri 24 Likes 4 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Check Out This Instagram Babe, Temitope Flaunts Her Heavy Backside [see Photo] by countsparrow: 1:44pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Gosh!!! This is too much na... Kilode fa!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Resurrection/ Incarnation Of Sexkillz And Oguggua88 by countsparrow: 11:59am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Okay |
| Romance › Re: Young Rich Guy Coming Back Home by countsparrow: 10:33am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Chiam55:Hian!!!! Like I said b4, i don't like u I only tolerate u...  You are wicked, inhumane, and I will like to rid u of ur power... |
| Romance › Re: Three People I Would Love To Met Personally by countsparrow: 10:30am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Imagine, a silly thread is about to start an e-war... Oga o!!! |
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