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kilokeys:Deltans are in d ugly section, plz go check them there. |
englishmart:Jealousy isn't good for your health, plz desist. |
Rather than buy N500 per litre, I rather use d money to buy a packet of candle. Its cheaper for me.... |
Nope, I can't even marry just any woman, unless she signs an agreement that she'll speak nothing less than 450 words per day.....yeah, bcoz a woman's mouth can send a man to early grave. |
Before, everyone was trekking from one part of d country to d other. That was not enough......Now, swimming from River Niger to River Venue? This is suicide, d man should first write his will, bcoz his pple will need it wen he swims to heaven instead of River Venue. |
Whatsapp is my favorite app choice for chat, I hardly use BBM or any other. With this voice calling, I've been enjoying it. Now, video calling!! That's a bomb is disguise....I'm waiting patiently for it to blow. |
This might be funny but it creates an identity for Nigeria. GOD BLESS NIGERIA! |
This extremely beautiful girl has really got a sense of style. |
The modus operandi of this gerontocratic incoming administration, is highly unfavorable to our healing Nigeria characterized by an outrageous teeming youths. |
vicechancellor:Then what u doing here? Plz go n pray! |
[b]I attended a govt sec sch, where it was compulsory for all students within ss1 to ss3 to belong to literary n debating society (d only club that had its meetings on friday). My dad was a prof of English language, so I spoke well from childhood n subsequently became d "president" of d largest club in my sch. There was this girl (Omowunmi), who always accompanied her frd (who was d Secretary of d club) to present d minutes to me. On all occasions, while my Secretary read d minutes to me, I was busy gazing lostfully at wunmi. I was in ss3, while my Secretary n her frd (my crush) we're in ss2. This continued till I started loosing sleep after her. I happened to be d library prefect, so I sometimes decided to conduct assembly myself (so I could see more of her). I was so crazy that I'd stare at her from my class (upstairs) while she visited d food vendor during break. Hmmmmmm! Then I made a grave mistake..... I confessed my feelings to my Secretary who, asking her to plz talk to her frd 4me, instead of doing as told, she broadcasted to her entire class my intentions...I noticed d way, girls in thst class stirred at me during assembly d next morning, wunmi was absent. It took me abt a week to finally no what happened........I couldn't n wasn't bold enough to talk to my wunmi, then wen she often smiled wen I entered her class, now she always frowned and I had to apologize, then tell her my mind myself, with her frowning face? HOW COULD I? I then resorted to letter writing, it took me abt a week to compose my letter (full essay). I sent someone to deliver it for me, it took me another one week of improper feeding due to loss of appetite to finally get her attention. I boldly called her bck one Friday after sch, I looked at her but couldn't just say a thing.....shockingly, she smiled n just walked away. I RESPECTED MYSELF AND NEVER DIALED THAT NUMBER AGAIN [/b] |
Merlissa:Yeah, could be you, just hv faith. |
Tashaamania:Wooow! That's an unfortunate situation. Thanks for d enlightenment. I appreciate. |
Tashaamania:No opening? Is thst really possible? How then does she urinate? |
Many offices n positions upheld in Nigeria are totally unnecessary, n serves as a "leaking pocket" to d federal government. THEY SHOULD BE SCRAPPED......BUHARI KNOWS THEM ALL. |
remsonik:Excuse me plz, who is sambo? Sounds like d name of a place in zamfara state. |
Damn!! Why is this girl always making headlines n front pages? Is she d only celebrity in Nigeria? By d way, y are all her stories always revolving around men? Celebrity indeed! Her face now looks so regular to me that there's nothing to celebrate anymore! |
Everyone seeking favour from all angles.... Not good for a recovering Nigeria . |
Yeah, it's very possible, let me help u like someone did to me.... U can do that in 2 ways...use of WiFi wireless or d use of cable (d one u charge with). Let me explain d one of wireless, which is more popular. Switch on your laptop WiFi, then go to your phone, under "settings", under "tethering and networks", click on "WiFi hotspot", there u will be able to make a very easy n quick configuration, by simply putting in your name of network n password. Password is so important so others don't hack into your data without your concent. THAT'S IT.....YOUR GOOD TO GO. |
Patience Jonathan is 5mths older than GEJ.........that's y she rides him like a horse. |
Age is nothing but a number, shun age n listen to your heart. TRUE LUV IS HARD TO FIND. |
In addition to d above, we need to realize that Nigeria is our home. Our brothers n sisters experiencing xenophobia in SA look forward to returning to Nigeria....their true home. Fellow Nigerians abroad who suffer from racism, still console themselves bcoz they got Nigeria. LET'S JOIN HANDS TO MAKE IT BETTER. GOD BLESS GMB! GOD BLESS NIGERIA!! GOD BLESS NIGERIANS!!! |
Not at all, he wasn't shy.....such attitude is usually common bcoz... 1. Seeing members of her/his family there, both cheering, plus d earlier pronunciation (as husband n wife), it's now Crystal clear that he's a married man henceforth....what goes on in his head is what is politically called "transition program".....trying to switch marital status. Its like your first day in d university, where u happy but everything seems strange. Secondly, he's calculating all d expenses he's accrued n thinking of how to pay bck to pple he may hv borrowed from, or how to replenish his dried account.....esp if she's an......lady. Finally, he's trying to check if any of his ex is present, so he may know what to do b4 hell breaks loose. So bro, pardon your frd, but sympathize with him, u will understand better wen it's your turn |
Do u see how foreign police work? They heard of d incident, swung into action, salvaged remaining members of d family, gathered evidence (promptly), pronounced d woman guilty n took judgement.......EFFICIENT N PERFECT. Our Nigerian police? Oh God! They'll first arrest Temitope (including her kids) n her neighbors, then keep asking stup*d, questions, then police PRO will tell us that d case is still under investigation......all this while, d man's corpse will keep rotting in an unbelievable manner..... I KNOW GMB WILL MAKE THINGS RIGHT! |
Yeah, I really agree with u.....she's good! |
peeparty:Not exactly, Bcoz I've earned her trust MAJORLY by being transparent.....especially when/where she least expects. |
This woman is truly a beauty to behold |
TRUST......that's my strongest n most reliable weapon. It works like magic. |
Idrismusty97:AGREED |
Hello! Those aren't guys, those are maids.....I'm sure u no d difference! |
OBJ now trying to be d saint after his own saga, during his tenure.....kettle calling pot black. |
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