₦airaland Forum

Caleycash:
Man u sound naive about soccer...most popular sport in the world?!

nwala85:
SACK THE DUNCE NOW. HE IS COMPROMISED. HE IS INCAPABLE. HE TELLS LIES. JEGA MUST GO.

falconey:
it works!!!!! Am in love again!!!!!.....thank you OP...........now I need the one to get my d*ck go extra gaga

achinaboy:
just looking

FriedPlantain:
Seriously, Football? Hahahaha bro, you must be joking.

vjsmiles:


YOUR ROBOTIC OS IS WAY OUTDATED..
BETTER UPGRADE TO LOLLIPOP 5.00

lovely17:
which planet did you originate from

humphrey1356:
this one is a gay

this one is a gay

MrHighSea:
When i say it, guys start to dy halla. Football does nt entertain me at alllll. F1 tight. Above all, gimme 2pac, YMCMB, Lupe Fiasco, August Alsina, Minaj, etc. while i'm moving chess pieces.

Krasid:
Which sport do you prefer?

Dammyjohn:
Omo!If to sey I get the way I fit video the wey
I dey laugh eh,you self go dey laugh

lomprico:
I will like to know what ur most exciting sport is

NigellusHosan:
Seriously i wonder why d obsession...
I'd rather watch spongebob

Justinakusu:
May I know your best sport

Frankmishael:
I hate u for this, watch Chelsea vs barca u know football is sweet

adeakeem:
There was laughter at the Sharia Court, Samaru,
Gusau, Zamfara State, during the week, when a
housewife, Aisha Dannupawa, asked the court to
dissolve her one-week marriage to her husband, Ali
Maizinari, because she could not bear the size of his
joystick.
When the case came up, the woman told the court
that she married her husband after her first marriage
failed.
The mother of three revealed that before she packed
into her husband’s house, as the tradition demanded,
she was invited into his parents house.
She told the court that “when he came, we had sex
but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of
enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else
because his joystick was too big,” she told the court.
She also told the court that after the experience, she
took some medication, which was given to her by her
mother.
“I told my mother the experience but she told me to
endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She
then gave me some drugs,’’ she added.
According to her, “two days later when he came to
visit me, we had sex again, but the experience was
too much to bear. It was then I knew that I could not
continue with the marriage because of the size of his
joystick.’’
The husband, Maizinari, did not deny what his wife
said. He told the court that he was willing to divorce
her but that she should pay back the dowry and all
that he spent on her during the courtship.
When he was asked to state the amount, Maizinari
disclosed that what he expected from her was
N60,000.
President of the court, Alhaji Mamman Shinkafi, told
the couple to try reconciliation
– Tribune


headlines.ng/news/cant-cope-big-manhood-wife-tells-court/

Blackett:
You're a schizophrenic _idiot. . . Fooool of the highest order!