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linusbnn:
Oh God please allow dose without certificate to head this man in his office,since he doesn't know what it takes to be a graduate..Amen. Certificateless pple will be ur boss

BRO, IN NIGERIA, CERTIFICATE DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, ITS WHAT U CAN DO, YOUR PERSONALITY N WHAT YOU'VE GOT WITHIN.

NA CERTIFICATE DEY KILL US HERE.

He passed out?
Woow! Whats d title of d movie?

B4 u no it nah, d small boy will become a movie director.

NIGERIA AND STUNTSSSSS

sauceny:
Shhhhhhh,[size=20pt]keep calm[/size] cos.....You knw not of what you say

HOW OLD ARE U?
WHEN MEN ARE TALKING, PLZ STOP INTERUPTIING. GEJ IS CURRENTLY RULING, DOESN'T MEAN HIS D BEST OPTION. HE'S A SHAM.....OPEN YOUR EYES, OR BETTER STILL, GROW UP!

Hay! Does your dad know you've not taken your drugs?


Na only wen e reach woman, u dey sabi write letter............*NEXT!

So after all these years in university, baba still can't tweet? WOW!!!

I wan no your project supervisor?

Woooooow
Is all that foe one man alone?
I think a man should marry her front while another should marry d back. No single man can survive what she's got.

Na her project be that?

I've always known n said that GEJ no sabi rule, now he's proved that he can't talk too.


*Prayer* OH GOD PLZ ALLOW THOSE WITHOUT CERTIFICATE TO RULE, SINCE THOSE WHO GOT IT CANT DEFEND THEIR'S'

Op nah inside your head d pix dey?

kmcutez:
At least he is better than Jonathan that stole our public funds to buy his form.

YOUR TOTALLY CORRECT

What is RED TAG?

Mr Buhari don't worry, since u could borrow 27 million to buy presidential form, I'm sure u can also borrow to clear d National debt.

The Lord is your strength!

ronald4lif:
Romance with empty wallets, in this 21st century ni

Bro, it's never all abt money. Most guys think it is and thereby making these ladies see u as a "maga".

They come just to spend your money, while their heart truly belongs to someone else.

This is remarkable, with all her achievements, she still maintain d good looks.


Nigerian women should learn from this and start looking good. They make a few million n begin to dress like my grandma, and expect their husbands nit to look outside. AFRICAN WOMEN SHOULD ENLARGE N KEEP THIS PHOTO IN THEIR HOUSE, THEY SHOULD STARE AT IT EVERY MORNING B4 DRESSING.....

pweetixandy:
exactly,u guys think u are romantic but the truth is that YOU ARE NOT!

GUYS WHO AREN'T ROMANTIC END UP LOOSING THEIR BABES TO THOSE WHO ARE. MY WOMAN SENT ME A 2MINUTE RECORD OF HER EXPRESSING HER LUV FOR ME. I USE IT AS MY RINGTONE. I LUV HER VOICE MORE THAN ANY 2FACE OR P-SQUARE U CAN THINK OF. ITS MY WOMAN N MY CHOICE

chillingbabe:
I love flowers and Teddies, and I'll accept if its offered to me..

Nice one OP

THANKS. You're a real woman"

Yomieluv:
Op,please change the topic to my dog slept with an Alfa,till she sleeps with your father,before you send her packing..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[b][/b]Even though I've always wanted to share this, I'm actually doing it now bcoz of sth I just read here (still on front page), asking "if it's wrong for a guy to wash his woman's clothes"?(Or sth like that).
Based on my experience, findings, chats etc, I've been able to figure out where most of we guys, esp here in Africa (Nigeria) are described as "not being romantic". I'm sure that all guys hv at one time or the heard a lady say "all guys are the same". This hurts me whenever I hear it, despite my difference, I feel bad when a guy loves a woman and doesn't know how to go abt it.
1. ENSURE YOU LUV HER FOR REAL: When u luv a woman, be sure u do. GUYS, STOP HOPING TO SLEEP WITH HER AND TAKE A WALK, most ladies see it coming, and run. Think of keeping her, work on keeping her, try to be 100% sincere and she'll stay with you.
2. BE MORE ROMANTIC: From experience, keeping a girl is more difficult than getting her. This is where most guys get it wrong, as they aren't romantic. Being romantic isn't only on bed. ALWAYS MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A QUEEN, TAKE HER PROBLEMS PERSONAL, CALL OR TEXT AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY (ESP B4 SHE SLEEPS), ENGAGE IN PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION (LADIES LUV PDA), KNOW THE RIGHT PLACE TO HOLD, TOUCH, PET, SLIGHTLY SQUEEZE, PECK etc,
N.B: BEING ROMANTIC CAN NEVER BE OVEREMPHASIZED WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN. Studies have proven that WOMEN are moved by touch, (in the right places).
Guys plz avoid mouth and body odour and maintain proper hygiene. I wonder why guys with nasty month odour often like to whisper (lolz)
3. BE A GOOD LISTENER: Most guys dont wanna listen, forgetting that women like to talk, so a guy must be ready to listen. You may not be interested in what they're taking abt (try to like it), BUT U MUST LISTEN, try to contribute occasionally to make it more interesting (to her). Maintain a lively environment, by talking n making her smile (as often as possible). Most guys play deaf and dumb....too boring for all ladies. A sense of humour will be great.
4. KEEP HER RECORDS: Preferably done off-hand. Records like date of menstrual flow, her interviews, date of birth, no abt her past (in full details) etc. This will help in making her feel u care.
5. ASSIST IN CHORES: Now this is sensitive. There's nothing wrong with a guy doing d cooking, washing.... including her undies, Yeah, under wears. GUYS SINCE WE ALL LIKE D CONTENT, PLZ LETS BEGIN TO WASH D CONTAINERS.
NOTE: It must not be a habit, but come on, if she can wash yours, y not u her's?
6. GET CLOSER TO HER FAMILY: In most cases, the seriousness of a guy and his responsibility is usually measured by his enthusiasm to meet her family. I DON'T MEAN YOU SHOULD OFFICIALLY MEET HER FAMILY (AS HUSBAND), but ask of them often, try to meet them, basically try to establish a relationship with her family. Aside making her know you're serious and caring, it will put her family members on your side in case of........ U will also know the kinda family you intend to marry from someday. Also, somethings she can't tell you, her sibblings will.
7. BE PROUD OF HER: Ladies like when their men are proud of them. Walk side by side with them. Hold her close in public, Open doors n make way for her etc. They luv it. (My babe always smiles)
8. ADMIRE AND ADORE HER: Learn to constantly appreciate her dressing, photos, make up, smiles, skin, eyes, lips, body shape, hair do etc. I even go to the extent of using her pix as "display pix" on social sites. This I've done constantly since I started dating her. She's crazy in luv with that act of mine. U COULD TRY THAT GUYS.
9. LEARN TO READ HER MOOD: "NIGERIAN GUYS, PLZ BECOME OBSERVANT ". Learn to look at her face and know what's on her mind. Despite d fact women basically enjoy talking, most times she just can't say what's really on her mind. I once read that heart of a woman is an ocean of secrets, BUT A FOCUSED ATTENTION AND ANALYSIS ON HER FACE COULD GV U A CLUE TO WHATS IN THERE. Guys, doing this perfectly could often make u know when he sad, menstruating, hiding sth, seeing someone else, abt to breakup, Hot, etc. ITS ALWAYS THREE FOR THE OBSERVANT GUYS TO SEE. Ladies are thrilled when a guy constantly n properly reads their mind. Its no magic, just focus (like your life depends on it)
10. BE FAITHFUL: This is an abomination to most guys. Truth is, that's a major difference between blacks and whites. Pick a woman and stick to her. Personality I don't admire other women bcoz I'm too busy loving the ONE I've got. There is no lady (even a slot) who doesn't desire a faithful man. All ladies know that fidelity is a rare virtue, so once u can prove to them your faithful.....(among other things)OMG! She focuses on keeping u.

WE MUST REALIZE THAT LOVE CAN'T BE SEEN OR TOUCHED, DO ITS BETTER PROVED. LOVE IS A COMPETITION, ITS NOT ONLY YOU WHOSE INTERESTED IN HER, SO U MUST MAKE A DIFFERENCE MAKING HER SEE HERSELF IN YOUR FUTURE (most guys dont) AND SIMPLY LOVING HER FORCWHO SHE IS. WHEN THE LOVE IS PRESENT, THERE'LL BE NO BOUNDS IN SATISFYING HER.
NOTE: DONT SCARE HER WITH YOUR DESIRE TO HV SEX, BUT BE PATIENT, WHEN SHE FEELS YOU DESERVE IT, YOU'LL HV MORE THAN U PLANNED FOR.

PLS DON'T CRUCIFY ME, ITS JUST MY CANDID IDEA, WHICH WORKS FOR ME, SO I FEEL LIKE SHARING, FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.........

Honestly, I would hv suggested u forgive her, but her lies show she's a habitual cheat. I don't no abt u but I can't live with a liar.

I don't no abt other guys, as for me, a monkey is a monkey and an Angel will always be an Angel.

My woman isn't so crazy, abt all these things, bcoz her beauty is natural n obvious. Only ugly ladies are crazy abt make up, bcoz they no they r deficient of beauty.

It's ok to wash her dress n even more ok to was her undies. Y DO GUYS HATE TO WAS WASH HER UNDIES, YET LUV TO HANDLE D CONTENT?

I DONT JUST WAS MY WOMAN'S CLOTHES N UNDIES, I ALSO ASSIST IN DRESSING UP N MAKE-UP (VICE VASA). WE BOTH CONSIFER IT ROMANTIC N IT MAKES OUR BOND STRONGER, GUYS TRY IT.....

Prayer warriors.....

Rossikk:
That's because you're an imbec.ile with nothing upstairs.

IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. BESIDES, YOUR FATHER MUST BE A BASTARD

Hay! Relax bro. I surely no how u feel bbcoz my girlfriend isn't just a bad cook, but a lazy fellow too. I'm just glad she's willing to learn (bcoz I've been correcting her with luv). U should be lucky that she's a total novice (virgin). So u got work to do. I've worked on mine b oz I luv her, so u work on yours if u really luv her......LOVE IS PATIENT

I'd rather buy American 3rd hand than Nigerian brand new.

My brother, thst money plenty nah. So I suggest u sue them and paste this story on more social site n news papers. Trust me, no financial institution would like thst kinda scandal.

I beg, if u no get watin to talk, make u begin blow whistle.........GEJ for, HIV no...

Where are those who say GEJ should suffer (rule) Nigeria for another 4 years?


THUNDER GO FIRE ALL THEIR MOUTHS.....

Trust me, ladies r generally not rude, but ALWAYS attempt to be noticed (and admired), so unconsciously play rude in order to get what they desire - attention.

U mist also know that most Nigerian guys r Just too poor in romance n lack simple knowledge of how to get a lady, as they ask her out today n attempt to fvck her same day (So impatient). So Nigerian lafies mostly see all guys a same (without honour n dignity, so attempt to treat them accordingly, hence RUDENESS

wiringdpt:
Soft boys qualities

NOPE, CHARACTERISTICS OF ROMANTIC GUYS N TRUE LOVERS.

They all hv one thing in common - "exposed white teeth". U mist be selling close-up since that's your only criteria for cute smile.

She's after your wealth and u no that, that's y you're scared. U hv seen d inevitable, don't let pregnancy deceive u. Besides, are u really sure d pregnancy is yours? BROS, A STITCH IN TIME SAVES NINE.