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Celebrities › Re: Ramsey Nouah Still Slaying At 45 by CplusJason: 1:09pm On Nov 19, 2016

[color=#ff9999]Mr.Tokunbo Noah, always humble and looking good.

More blessings.[/color]

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Doesn't Need To Qualify For 2018 World Cup - Sports Minister Dalung by CplusJason: 12:38pm On Nov 19, 2016*

[color=#ff9999]Here we go again. The ludicrous varlet plonker never cease to amaze me with his scurrilous way of speaking about the National team.

I don't blame the autistic minister, i blame the dumb grotty bullock who appointed this irreverent dude.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Swallowing Or Spitting? by CplusJason: 10:58am On Nov 19, 2016

asuo27:
Eww!.

[color=#ff9999]If i beat you ehn.[/color] grin

Romance › Re: Swallowing Or Spitting? by CplusJason: 10:56am On Nov 19, 2016

Masonic:
Good morning boss man!

[color=#ff9999]Odogwu, blessings bruh![/color] cool

Romance › Re: Swallowing Or Spitting? by CplusJason: 10:51am On Nov 19, 2016

asuo27:
I don't like strawberry flavoured ice cream but vanilla.

[color=#ff9999]Vanilla it is then.

Just visualize it.[/color] wink

Romance › Re: Swallowing Or Spitting? by CplusJason: 10:43am On Nov 19, 2016

asuo27:
But, i can't swallow that...not my fault.

[color=#ff9999]Just close your eyes and visualize swallowing a strawberry flavoured ice cream.[/color] wink

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Romance › Re: Swallowing Or Spitting? by CplusJason: 10:35am On Nov 19, 2016

asuo27:

[color=#ff9999]It's good for the body.[/color] wink

Romance › Re: Swallowing Or Spitting? by CplusJason: 10:16am On Nov 19, 2016

asuo27:
Spitting it out.

Romance › Re: Swallowing Or Spitting? by CplusJason: 9:58am On Nov 19, 2016*

[color=#ff9999]One of the many reasons i adore her. Always the acquiescence type of girl.

Taking the "quality vanilla vitamin" i give to her with pleasure and gratitude.

Goodmorning Masonic. [/color]

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Christianity Etc › Re: Oritsejafor At Celebration Of Life Of Falegan In Ekiti (Pics) by CplusJason: 10:51pm On Nov 18, 2016

Evaberry:
Theives

[color=#ff9999]Why you dey call them thieves? Dem don rob you before?[/color]

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TV/Movies › Re: Which Of These Movies Did You Watch Back Then? by CplusJason: 10:09pm On Nov 18, 2016

[color=#ff9999]Last Burial, Cry for Help, and End of The Wicked ought to be on that list.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Official List Of Most Feared Nairalanders by CplusJason: 9:42pm On Nov 18, 2016

Masonic:
As far as you don't hurt yourself, carry on.

[color=#ff9999]Lol, i don't do that bruh[/color]

Romance › Re: Official List Of Most Feared Nairalanders by CplusJason: 9:31pm On Nov 18, 2016

Masonic:
Hehehe.. Mary Jane is a cold hearted bïtch, bruh. Take it easy..

[color=#ff9999]No problem Odogwo! Though, i will like to use a metal chain and fasten it around the biitch ankles to restrict movement.[/color] cool

Romance › Re: Official List Of Most Feared Nairalanders by CplusJason: 9:15pm On Nov 18, 2016

Masonic:
Im in high spirits boss, I'm currently having my nightly fix of Ed Sheeran's tunes.

How your side baba?

[color=#ff9999]Cool bruh, on a "kush mode"[/color] cool

Romance › Re: Official List Of Most Feared Nairalanders by CplusJason: 8:59pm On Nov 18, 2016

Masonic:
Its Masonic_ now, bruh..
They ought to be afraid, Jay. Not every two dozens come complete with niggaz like you.

[color=#ff9999]Odogwu, greetings bruh, how do you do?[/color]

Romance › Re: Official List Of Most Feared Nairalanders by CplusJason: 8:52pm On Nov 18, 2016*

Lawlahdey:
What if i don't have torch now

[color=#ff9999]Then you'll definately get flagellated thoroughly leaving you in a pang. Just keep your distance or better still, efface yourself completely.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Share That Songs That Makes You Go Emotionally by CplusJason: 8:36pm On Nov 18, 2016

[color=#ff9999]Playing By Heart- Yanni.

For All Seasons- Yanni.

Right Of Passage- Yanni.

Amarantine- Enya.

Storm In Africa- Enya.

China Roses- Enya.

Only Time- Enya.

See You Again- Wiz Khalifa.[/color]

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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Disgraceful Habits Displayed By Nigerian Policemen In Public Places by CplusJason: 6:12pm On Nov 18, 2016*

[color=#ff9999]That's how the ordely of a retired Deputy-Comptroller of prisons threaten to shoot me, i quickly check for his name and then pretend to call the DPO, he and his boss started acting solicitously towards me.[/color]

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Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by CplusJason: 4:43pm On Nov 18, 2016

[color=#ff9999]And the tattling League Of Morons successfully embarrased themselves.[/color]

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This A Scam Or Real by CplusJason: 1:57pm On Nov 18, 2016

[color=#ff9999]I smell GNLD bro!

Same old format they used last year december to trick my sister.[/color]

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This A Scam Or Real by CplusJason: 1:56pm On Nov 18, 2016

Romance › Re: 11 Things All Girls Do After Sex But Never Admit To by CplusJason: 12:29pm On Nov 18, 2016

Estharfabian:
Thanks.

[color=#ff9999]Enjoy your day.[/color] cool

Romance › Re: 11 Things All Girls Do After Sex But Never Admit To by CplusJason: 12:22pm On Nov 18, 2016

Kingjude1:
i wanted to quote that comment too, but say what you said
Jinx respect boss

[color=#ff9999]Maximum respect bruh.

It seems your #MNGA slogan is getting due recognition.[/color] cool

Romance › Re: 11 Things All Girls Do After Sex But Never Admit To by CplusJason: 12:15pm On Nov 18, 2016

blaqorbit:
That cuddling shaa dey hard me after sex. Just lie for your side make I dey my own while we gist

[color=#ff9999]Lol, that's the truth right there bruh.

No extra strength to waste.

BTW, merry birthday Estharfabian.[/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Muma Gee Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today by CplusJason: 8:59am On Nov 18, 2016*

[color=#ff9999]Check the third pics, it seems she was a two time brand ambassador for bleaching cream before her contract was terminated due to age cheating.

Happy birthday to you.[/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie's Support For Gambian President, Yaya Jammeh, Got Her Blasted by CplusJason: 8:52am On Nov 18, 2016

[color=#ff9999]Man of the people or man of your pussy?

When did you become a campaign manager?

My friend carry your pussy back to Nigeria and leave that Ewu Gambia they call president.[/color]

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Celebrities › Re: 2face, Omawumi, Sound Sultan join Annie Idibia as she concludes her birthday by CplusJason: 8:25am On Nov 18, 2016

[color=#ff9999]2face and Sound Sultan friendship ehn........... Legendary Hustlers.

Good looking out to OmaWonder, always looking beautiful.[/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Spotted At MMM Anniversary In PH [Photo] by CplusJason: 7:45am On Nov 18, 2016

MMM till cow lay egg?

[color=#ff9999]No problem. But just like a stick of cigarette, MMM will burn your hope slowly.[/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Performance At Tanzania Fiesta, 2016 by CplusJason: 5:32pm On Nov 06, 2016

Fresh laps. tongue

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