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Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by dhurlarpur(m): 4:36pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
omonighoblessing: The past tense of shit...............una no go kee person |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Nobody: 4:36pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Mine was in yr 3. I was in the lodge sleeping when i dreamt i had an assignment to submit(power and machine lab)-one of those elect elect engineering lab practicals where a manual is filled with data, deductions inferences and conclusions. So i woke up, pulled up my pants and left straight to wherein forgot the manual. With sleep in my eyes a walked straight past a seminar presentation by PGDs, the light almost blinding my eyes. In attendance and as supervisors were three of my lecturers and the HOD. WHEN I DABBED, I HIT MY KNEE ON A SIDE STOOL and all eyes were just fixated on me...at this moment apologies wouldn't do any good but i felt my lips moved. I hated that moment and gave up filling up my manual. #shoutout to all the tuskites and engine guys (09/EE) 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Nobody: 4:39pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
baba11:ok then let me give my own, well it was a few years back,I was doing my IT, the woman we normally get food from didn't come around that day,so I bought from some random woman that was passing by, after some time o started feeling pressed,so I used the toilet, thinking that was all, few hours later we were asked to leave because traffic was building up because of the on going road construction, I boarded a bus only to meet gridlock on the way, then all of a sudden I started feeling pressed again, that was the day I realised that holding your sh1t can actually kill you, we were trapped in traffic for more than an hour, after finally getting to my first bus stop I boarded another bus going to my house, and unfortunately we met another gridlock, at this time I started feeling dizzy and loosing strength from holding my sh1t, after more than an hour thirty minutes in traffic I finally got to my junction and came down, immediately I came down, it was like because I was sitting down so it was easier for me to have held it in, right there at the side of the bus I excreted on my body, but the luck I had was that I was wearing trouser, so i just allowed everything to come out,and held my bag with one hand, used the other hand to hold my ass and started running home and straight to the toilet,pulled off in the toilet and washed off 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by maximus10: 4:39pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
That ackward moment when yhu are sleepinG and yhu hear yhur self snour for the first time... 9 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by blingxx(m): 4:42pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
i once farted in class at the front row.....it was so bad the lecturer had to leave ....but no one suspect me sha 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by CplusJason: 4:43pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
And the tattling League Of Morons successfully embarrased themselves. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Sunkyphil(m): 4:45pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
ucnwafor:oloshi gerrowt of my mentions 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by baracutie(f): 4:45pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
jst came here to read comments. lwkmd with some comments here o!! 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Franky826: 4:47pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Jummyjay99: you stretched out your hand to pour if from the window, then cos you jerked hesitantly it now poured on your head Ayam not understanding the chemistry and kinetics of that sh*t o. either it's a flying sh*t or a wonder sh*t. hmmmmm 4 Likes
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Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by mrsfavour(f): 4:47pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Mine was when i was about being wheeled to theatre for C.S for my first baby,my husband had already shaved off my pubic hair, on getting at that point , my doctor (a woman) asked a male nurse {a small boy } to thoroughly re-shave my pubic hair again. oh i was embarrased to open my legs wide for a boy who wil call me Aunty. Me And My Husband Was Totally Embarrased. I Cant Forget That Day At FMC OWERRI. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by ilevic(m): 4:48pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Jummyjay99: JUMOKE, so u still remember this funny incidence? Gone are those days really. |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by MVLOX(m): 4:49pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Mattkent: My brother I still don't knw ooo. All I remember was that I invigilated an exam and saw dem doing malpractice. I frustrated them they got angry threatened me. I was still young so I wasn't intimidated. It was December so the school was so rowdy especially with fire crackers. It was in the midst of all dis that one took me unaware with the dirty slap. I wanted to like retaliate but I remembered I was an old boy of same school with very good records and I already had impressed my HOD and principal with my work during my TP so I quick stepped back and went to the principals office to report the matter. He was later expelled while I further reported the matter to his brothers who took more disciplinary actions towards him. In the end I am so happy I didn't spoil all the good reputation I have managed to gather both as a teacher and student in my former school. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Franky826: 4:50pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
2dugged: that poo unleashed the creativity in you though 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Jummyjay99(f): 4:53pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
ilevic:abi na |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Franky826: 4:53pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
mrsfavour: awww sorry at least you are alive to tell thus story. hope you and baby are fine? 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Nobody: 4:54pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Franky826:hehehehe I had to go and buy milk to drink after washing off, didn't know that holding your sh1t could zap your strength, I seriously thought I was going to pass out when I started feeling dizzy, seems the food vendor used agino motto 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by danidee10(m): 4:55pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
When i wore Rice and beans slippers (Two different colours of slippers) and walked in front of a crowd of over 500 girls...The pair of slippers weren't even the same size I nearly died that day ehnnn 7 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Franky826: 4:58pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
2dugged: Next time just walk into any bank or any corporate office. explain yourself. you are at an advantage as you are a lady too. most people gladly oblige. s/o to fidelity bank and diamond bank. they have been helpful to me in this area 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Jummyjay99(f): 5:00pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
c how many pple day for this room o i just came back because of my mentions. |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Psittacus(m): 5:01pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Do u know that moment when u suddenly change from an hero to zero,that's my story! I was in Jss1 very flexible, in one of our PHE classes, the topic was gymnastic. Everyone knows I could do dis acrobatic posture dat I walk wit my hands and my legs will be hanging above my head. Everyone begged me to come and do it for d class. I thought about it as an opportunity to impress Tosin my crush. Unfortunately for me I was given one oversize sportwear,and I forgot I was nt wearing any underwear, as I got into my my acrobatic posture,my john thomas (prick) hanged out from one side of my hip side,waving hello is it u to everyone. For my mind I was expecting claps and cheer, instead it was dead silence......and long stretch of Jesus! The teacher did her best to distract everyone but d deed was done. I felt like dieing dat day 33 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by mrsfavour(f): 5:01pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Franky826:Oh yes dear. GOD has been faithful. |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Nobody: 5:05pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Franky826:my dear after that day I learnt a big lesson,i thought I could hold it till I got home when I got to my first bus stop plus the traffic didn't help either, learnt my lesson, seriously I could have passed out o, even some months back almost got into the same situation, only that I wanted to pee,held it in through out my journey, when I got down it was impossible to bear, had to enter a transport company and beg them |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by micochid(m): 5:07pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
dat time when chillin with niggas and bae and then a joke is casted den u laff so tey kater commot 4 ur nose 8 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by iykekelvins(m): 5:08pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Lmao! I've been laughing real hard since.. Damn! 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by urahara(m): 5:09pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by crown08(m): 5:10pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
back then when one girl told me she loves me n i said no. my friends nearly bullshit me. |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by NOBILITY22(f): 5:11pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
globalview: |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by mengho(m): 5:13pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
globalview: Lol, so dat was you |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by YhungPablo(m): 5:16pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
many experience had... I CNT forget alot of experience oh.. I don't even know what to say ..wanted to type before but I CNT even day it |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by 3mmyz(m): 5:16pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
herzernn: lmao.... you're fired. |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by bigerboy200: 5:16pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
omonighoblessing:past tense of shiiiiitt.lol |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by AuroraB(f): 5:17pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
Okay mine was I changed my mind Tralalalalalalalalalalalalalala |
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