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[quote author=Sabotage4700 post=31358977]Already made goat

It is wa

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I just have to do this.

FTC

My time has come.

I dedicate this all those still trying to comment first. Chill ur own time is coming.

Back to the topic, its rilly pathetic. l'm certain they wd v already collected egunje n given the jobs to thier pple.

Chei. Itis well. But will oil ever rise again.

Op, u missed banking and finance.

Let me tell u how dis story wd end. Ur ex will call u in a few weeks time n tell u she is preggss.
Just be watching.

Nice. But it shdnt take over 3yrs to deliver judgement. At most 2 hours.

midolian:
I luv this man..he is the only PDP governor that isn't afraid of speaking the truth.

I will never forget when he said "Buhari is the only sincere person in APC. Take him out of APC and you ll have a bunch of criminals" at the PDP presidential campaign in jigawa state. And to a large extent, this is true, even though the criminals in APC cannot be compared with those in PDP cos It will be very unfair to do so.. "Sleep"(APC) can't be compared wit "Death"(PDP) even dou they are both forms of unconsciousness.

Can't wait to have him join Buhari's train (cos I know he will)..very sound and straightforward man.

#CHANGE

I don't thnk he wd b joining buhari anytime soon.
SULE LAMIDO 2019.

soe:
This Lamido man is a FooOL i swear


Still shouting that "i am a betrayer, confirmed". Thats nonsense

How can someone boast of being a betrayer...in a sane society, such a man should be deserted

Nor b him fault. PDP got dirt on him.

Referrals

tola9ja:
WHY DID BUHARI USUALLY WEAR WHITE ?



WHY DID MR JONA USUALLY WEAR BLACK ?




WHY DID GOOD THINGS USUALLY COMES IN WHITE


WHY DID BAD THINGS USUALLY COMES IN BLACK

WHY DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH

Parks*

NNPC slowest

In nigeria dere is no fastest. All r slow but na NNPC be champion

helphelp:
PHED would mean what exactly?

Portharcourt electric distribution company.
PHEDC

dominique:
It's a bacterial infection so it's best to treat it with antibiotics (ampiclox). Applying heat also helps a lot. When I had it back in uni, I used to put the affected finger on any hot surface I could find, I will melt wax on it and also dip it in methylated spirit. My sister made hot eba and held my finger into it. It was very painful but I felt some relief afterwards. The pus eventually released while the finger was on a hot pot after just over a week. Afterwards, I applied spirit on the wound till it healed. People gave me so many remedies like battery acid, petrol, using pin to rupture the pus etc. I never used those methods, antibiotics and heat worked well for me. The finger looks normal despite the scary stories I was told that it will be disfigured.

I wd use ur method. d jik method seem to b working too sha. thnks a lot

achinaboy:
just get a girl friend or a girl on the street, start your speech like this,please baby, I get wtlo, can I put it inside your veejay,,the girl will be like what did u say,,and u repeat again,,please baby I got witlo on my finger, can I put it in your veejay, and then if she agrees,,then say goodbye to your witolo

Try get sense small na

Mods o. Pls help ma finger.

Lalasticala

Immarocks:
apply palm oil on it then keep the finger close to heat.it helps it to broke the pours and remove the mucus inside.the take a pain reliever..sorry oooh

Thanks

Please what is the best way to treat whitlow.
I have heard put the finger in very hot water, putting it in Jik, putting it in fuel, hydraulic etc.

Please what is the best way to treat whitlow.
I have heard put the finger in very hot water, putting it in Jik, putting it in fuel, hydraulic etc.

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almasterpiece:
Geology 2011 set who be this. na Masterpiece

Coordinator! This na chima obiukwu.

BeeBeeOoh:
Kwakwanso would have been a better option than Buhari..

My broda God bless u for this statement. & buhari was picked because of his popularity, & dt is why is still sticking wit Ebele

Lmao, lwkmdh lol

MarvellousGod:
Oga, you dey everywhere ooo... You be MTN??

Na madam she be o.
MarvellousGod indicate ya sex na. U nor dey tire for pple to dey mistake u for male

Please cud u help wit the invite? I wd like to gatecrash. Help a bro please. Slizzychimzy@gmail.com

Mehnnn!


Regret mail gotten and filed.

One day I wd bring out my 'regret mail file' and use it as a testimony. It is well.

Nna worforce if una nor wan send me success mail. Send me the reject mail(make I file am for my reject-mail-file). U owe me dat much.


I'm tired mehnn!

#frustratedJobSeeker

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Isn't this wickedness

shadowgwalker:
locate the woman -child organisation(s).
they take cases like this serious, it's an abuse to the rights of a woman/child.




...but, why didn't you take Postinor2?

Hahahaha. Bet why u not ve sense.

Oh mehn, my network messed me up plus My system went off like 3 times. Each time it started afresh. But wen I had finish n clicked submit, I ddnt get a confirmation. Was there a confirmation that acknowledges dat u v submitted?
Ayam so sad ryt now.


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Had I known...

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Goodluck to those who haven't written. May you have better luck than I did.

3-6 thursday 12th. Ur time starts now.


Wish me luck.

Was just going tru d thread, Some actually went to workforce's office for past questions. Lmao. Oh mehn! This is the height...

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