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FutureIsFemale:
There are cases where midwives swap babies either intentionally or otherwise.

How many are those cases compared to sleeping around and misappropriated belle? Its one thing to be a feminist, its a whole new thing to be pretending to have dementia or wallowing in ignorance, stand well well...

typicalgamer:
Last thing to do on earth na to purchase something from a fresh nairaland account

Lol.. Some pipu go still fall

I like fair skinned ones

Corporate2020:
We knew they all all fraudsters. Useless criminals.

But, we won't release them to you. Our politicians that stole our money and are keeping them in your fraudulent banks, you have not reported them and given us back our money. So, leave our Yahoo boys until you return the money our politicians are keeping in your country. You useless white pigs using our money to feed your homosexuals and drug addicts citizens.

Thunder strike una Mama

Not yahoo, read.

Nemesis4you:
New York Times , Washington post , CNN etc were making fun & disrespecting people who died due to COVID in India by publishing pics of their last rites and denying them the basic courtesy of privacy to those in mourning

Karma is a bitch

Na talk you talk so?

SportsHD:
Mehn, funeral services in the US made a killing.

Na talk be that?

FutureIsFemale:
Oh! What a relief. Finally a man who uses his brain has been unveiled.

NB: I don't support infidelity.

My concern is the emotional breakdown of the kids and the family at large.

Madam, na talk u talk so, how do you feel when you type some things, so a man should wait till someone drags his child, if not he should continue paying emotionally and financially.... U de ment

Depressed101:
you think the igbos would do this to themselves? Those who are doing this know themselves and why they are doing this... I don't think the igbos can have a beef so big to kill themselves.. Never.. We do not engage in senseless killing... Just take a look at theatrics these murderers are displaying wft is "return of the unknown gunmen"

Stop talking nonsense, igbos have been killing themselves for ages, they go to other countries and still fight over cult, drugs, cash etc. I LIE? And dont think i hate igbos, i posted this like 8 hours ago

Reviews needed

Let me push gaming to one side and practice my imaginative writing skills.I dont know where to post and get reviews for improvement

How do I start the conversation,do i say I'm sorry or good evening?
Its meant to be a simple question,but not every simple thing turns out simple once emotions are involved,
memories tore through my mind of years past as i walked to flat 302B,chike was as shy as they come,found it hard to talk to ladies,we grew up in the same barrack in oshodi,Lagos but never knew each other till we met at NDA Kaduna.
I am segun Jagunlabi,in our first year,i met him in the lobby where we eat our lunch ,he had accidentally bashed into a lady a few minutes earlier,he apologized and left I saw everything but kept quiet, he brought his food and sat next to me on a long food table that seats 15 men on each side.I started the chat with him "..O boi..na the general pikin you jam...u be super star,na the finest malawi for this jungle,she no dey follow anybody talk",he grinned "omooo,na mistake o...make dem no give me 500 press up punishment",we laughed and so the friendship began.
A week later,While we were doing our evening exercise,he ran towards me,i felt he had something serious to say,"O boy,na that babe be that,how do i start the conversation,do i say I'm sorry or good evening?"
I guess he is new to the social world,i warned him to leave her,if he wants to live long enough,to lose his virginity,we laughed and I hoped he would desist.
He had lost his dad about 5 year earlier,things have not been easy for the family since then,even retirees have not gotten their pensions talkless of dead soldier,he's mum has had to help lots of families with domestic work to get by,i have no idea why he still wanted to serve as a soldier but he was determined,he woke earlier than others and carried out his daily duties with happiness always,no complaints.
Several breaks that we had i usually spent days at his house,the guy was very funny,even though they didn't have much,they were satisfied,i couldn't complain about their living conditions because i know what they are going through and their mum will never allow me assist financially,i had tried about 5 times,she would always say,"Segun,just protect my boy for me,you know you are taller than him",she often wondered why we didn't go into normal jobs like computer engineering or banking and Chike was always quick to clear her that if he touched keyboard,he would do yahoo(internet scam).Chike was stronger and faster than me so I wondered why she felt I should protect him,he had a sixth sense and always knew seconds before trouble would come.
Fast forward to a few months ago,we had been deployed to 7 Division of Nigerian Army, headquartered in Maiduguri which became operational on 22 August 2013 to carry out high tempo counter terrorist operations in its Area of Operational Responsibility. As part of this effort, troops of the formation have conducted operations to pre-empt, dislocate and disrupt the insurgent’s activities in the North-East. In the process, insurgent camps located at Kitumari, Alkaderi, Kurunmati, Abali, Gajiram and Iza within the Sambisa Forest have been destroyed.
Chike stood out,was never afraid of being the first to go in and last to go out,he had two statements he always made..
"No be we get our lifes,any body fit get emergency checkout anytime"
"I hope to get to the top but more than that,i pray the people we came here to die for understand our plight and fight for us too,no be every fight gun de win"
I believe the latter had to do with government policies and how civilians have failed to speak up about the politics and policies that involve lives of soldiers and their families off the battlefield.
On thursday,we woke early to patrol the Iza area,it was a boring day since chike and i were in 2 different armoured personnel carriers(APC),there were 12 soldiers in each and 3 vehicles in all,he was in the one in front,his girlfriend as we call her was with him,she was driving the first vehicle,here eyes were the best because she could spot anything from anywhere,we felt they both had super powers,hers must be from benin.The first Apc came to a fast halt, the others followed suit,it was a bright day and the bushes were low so we were sure there was no enemy around,we were all perfectly silent and ready for action.
Chike got down through the back,bent and moved fast to the front of the first Apc,he was suddenly still,he brought out his dogtag,and threw it to his girlfriend.We knew there was great danger,he signalled us to drive back without getting down from the vehicle,we stopped about 10 meters behind him,he signalled his girlfriend who then ordered us to face all directions,then the shooting began,we were surrounded by the insurgents,about 60 of them,we shot from the vehicles,4 minutes into the onslaught i looked in chike's direction,i expected him to be flat on the floor,to avoid being an easy target,but he only bent and made very slight movements while shooting,then i realized what was going on,i got down from the vehicle but before i could make a run towards him,he moved his right leg.
All went dark,it wasnt night,it wasn't because of the bomb,i wasn't because of the few insurgents left as we had been able to kill most of them,it was because a part of me had just gone,a family,a friend,a brother.He gave 35 of us a fighting chance,the explosive gone off under any vehicle,there would have been deaths ,injuries and we would have been too disoriented to respond or protect ourselves on time,not all heroes wear cape and tights.
Now back to the question as I hold Chike's star,dog tag and items and I approach flat 302B one more time.
How do I start the conversation,do i say I'm sorry or good evening?

shege91:
I have used very clean and neat fifa 21 ps5 version for sale.15k..negiotable.location lagos.call or Whatsapp me on 08166955324.

Lol

boma, why post this?

Reposting for a customer

habsydiamond:
The future is no longer femail oo.. It's now science.. What can we do without science... Electricity, transportation, transmission, Information, family problem solving, investigation authenticity, accuracy and so much more like dstv..

Also dna analysis

duro4chang:
If that is their sin, we have seen some religious organisations blocking roads during their services and the government looked the other way.

You havr no idea how far their defiance goes, they dont have much history of violence but they dont care about any other persons right, nor do they care if the police or soldiers come and try and stop them or move them off the road they will continue with what they are doing like they are above all rules

duro4chang:
What was their offence? Wicked soldiers.

They disturbed the hole of Abuja by blocking roads, they use their freedom of association to disturb million others freedom to road or easy transportation and they are apologetic about it

Romanoff:
Who could have thought we had such experts here in Nigeria?

I was wondering if our police force even has a Special Victims Unit for Sex related offences cause I never hear am before.

It's commendable that we have social behavioral experts like this.

Wrong

Romanoff:
Who could have thought we had such experts here in Nigeria?

I was wondering if our police force even has a Special Victims Unit for Sex related offences cause I never hear am before.

It's commendable that we have social behavioral experts like this.

An expert that can use todays physical evidence to confirm [quote][/quote]

The demand for that property is high, thats reasom for high fees, they know someone would pay, it should be illegal

Who go laugh at truth

tdalfred:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4342535125783418&id=100000809218966


©✍️✍️✍️T.D. Alfred (September, 2021)
Storyteller•Writing Instructor.

What hard work

descarado:
Is it poverty that's causing this or we are naturally not smart and hard working?

Poverty erodes wisdom

How did this make fp

tahir01:
This is serious o

Even when it wasn't declared as illegal in China it normally Falls up to 5,000 or 10,000 then goes back up this is nothing new

Who does the school belong to, students or lecturers, online oyinbo tutorials go just replace lecturers.

Humanoid01:
I don't get you.

You select you think God did and what you think he didnt do, same god that flooded the earth with the exception of noahs arc and you think he cant cleance la palma with volcano eruption

Humanoid01:
God does not sin. Like I said, He's supreme and sovereign, so we can't judge Him by our standards because His standards are infinitely higher than ours. Mind you, I never said He was the one who caused the destruction.

Just like i said, you select what he did and what he didnt do probably according to your mood...

2020 took families and households more than 5 in days/weeks, i no too gbadun davido but no de demonise am, let the hard worker man breath, wetin hin buy for una showglass

PointZerom:
INCOHERENT

Expanciate abeg, nothing complicated in my write up.

Humanoid01:
God is supreme and sovereign over all things.

If He decided to let other properties get destroyed and leave just that one house, He had a purpose for that and there's nothing you and I can do about it.

Funny guy... So the supreme destroyed 999,so the supreme is the reason for everything including sin abi you choose which hes responsive for as you wish.