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Politics › Re: "Two Months From Now And No Change, I Will Carry Gun" - Nigerian Man (Video) by CRAPHA96(m): 11:23pm On Feb 03, 2017

AshawoGirl:
As a woman u don't need to carry gun. U no wat I mean.
U have it already.

hey chai ewo ooh...jesu gurl pls tellme how much will I pay for u to rob those boobs on my oversize cassava cry

Health › Re: Woman Hits Middle Of Highway, Strips Unclad & Dances As People Take Photos by CRAPHA96(m): 10:22pm On Jan 31, 2017

jonaifame22:
90percent of the guys there will have er'ections, infact their mind will be at work wth imaged of them fvckn the woman, some will self-service wth videos and pictures they took b4 sleepn at nite.

Modified

But she has meaty yansh and laps

Angel pls UnCloth lemme masturbate on ur pic laa grin

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Statue In University Of Port-Harcout, By Onyekachi Divine by CRAPHA96(m): 8:51pm On Jan 30, 2017

can I touch the bum bum of the woman in white dress...I lliking what ayam seeing

Crime › Re: Abuja Lady Slaps A Gym Instructor Twice (Video) by CRAPHA96(m): 1:37pm On Jan 30, 2017

CHAI I WISH I WAS THE GUY...GOD BEAR ME WITNESS.
MY HANDS WILL TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO AGHANISTAN LANDING ON HER FACE LIKE DYNAMIC BUMB....
IF SHE'S ABLE TO STAND UP IN AN HOUR THEN PROBABLY SHE GONNA MAKE IT ALIVE....

JAH PLS BUTTER ME WITH THIS KIND THING

Christianity Etc › Re: Suleman's Invitation By DSS: Some Nigerians Storm Unity Foundation In Solidarity by CRAPHA96(m): 12:38pm On Jan 30, 2017

durubrian:
he must provide the person that called him o....

Herdsmen wants to kill him, so his members should kill for him...

All those against my comments on this issue, how would you feel if an influential individual incites the public to kill your people, have you ever taught about the innocent Fulani Herdsmen that could be killed because of his statement?

He should be ready to face the law, the fact that (he said) others did something similar and weren't detained is not the case here... The fight against "incitement and attempt to cause public disorder" starts somewhere

I await another round of mentions...

THUNDER FROM PAKISTAN FIRE U AND UR ENTIRE

Business › Re: All Nigerian Banks Should Emulate Islamic Jaiz Bank Policies – Emir Of Gwandu by CRAPHA96(m): 5:56pm On Jan 28, 2017

na to emulate how dem dey take Bleep each of their seven wife's

Food › Re: Chinese Guy Eats Hungrily On Abuja Streets by CRAPHA96(m): 5:52pm On Jan 28, 2017

jaygiant:
my brother I bow ooooo

ur head touch ground huh

?? If not bow again

Family › Re: Sex-Starved Banker’s Wife Contemplates Suicide As Husband Abducts 3 Kids (photo) by CRAPHA96(m): 5:46pm On Jan 28, 2017

Lol......na so one olosho dey cry yesterday....RAPHA if u lemme I will commit suicide.... RAPHA dnt do this to me RAPHA remember I chased away all my male because of u.... RAPHA pls I love from the bottom of my heart....RAPHA remember u promised to marry me

WHILE IN MY MIND I BE LIKE......FOR MY VILLAGE WE NO DEY TAKE BEST GOAT TO THE MARKET...FREE ME JARE AS I DON Bleep BELLEFUL NA ANOTHER MAN GO COME WASH THE PLATES tongue

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NYSC › Re: Ilechukwu Onyinye Rocks Her NYSC Uniform (Photos) by CRAPHA96(m): 4:51pm On Jan 28, 2017

slimzypink:
i fine pass her na

u wey resemble sacrificial lamp...keep deceiving urself cheesy

Crime › Re: Racist Woman Confesses She Lied Sixty Two Years Later by CRAPHA96(m): 2:04pm On Jan 28, 2017*

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Politics › Re: Ambode Commissions Newly Upgraded Tinubu Square Fountain(photos) by CRAPHA96(m): 11:53am On Jan 28, 2017

LET THUNDER FROM AGHANISTAN AND PAKISTAN CONJOIN THOSE FROM IRAQ AND IRAN PICK UP FLIGHT FROM SOMALIA AND SUDAN LAND UNTOP ALL POLITICAL GOD'SONS IN NIGERIA

Health › Re: 24-Year-Old Kenyan Lady Living With HIV Narrates How She Found Out Her Status by CRAPHA96(m): 11:46am On Jan 28, 2017

SWEET HIPS....THUNDER FIRE ANYBODY WEY GO TELL ME NOT TO DATE HER....I NO NEED STUPID ADVICE....

I LOVE WHAT AM SEEING shocked

Health › Re: 24-Year-Old Kenyan Lady Living With HIV Narrates How She Found Out Her Status by CRAPHA96(m): 11:42am On Jan 28, 2017*

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Stormed Out Of The Church Today. by CRAPHA96(m): 4:11pm On Jan 22, 2017*

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Politics › Re: 2019: How South-west Will Shape Nigerian Politics by CRAPHA96(m): 1:04pm On Jan 21, 2017

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Politics › Re: Demola Fashola Meets Christiane Amanpour Of CNN by CRAPHA96(m): 1:00pm On Jan 21, 2017

NicoBaba:
was dat supposed to b funny..quit bragging on anoda mans language ..

haxaaaa walahi u dey find my trouble....na by force to comment in english....
Ogbeni I go wound you ooh tongue

Crime › Re: Police Shot Two 300L Uniosun Students While Parading School Area (photos) by CRAPHA96(m): 12:58pm On Jan 21, 2017

Jcan:
When will I hear good news in this country

when u finally start getting alert like dangote.....then u go knw say naija sweet die grin

Crime › Re: Police Shot Two 300L Uniosun Students While Parading School Area (photos) by CRAPHA96(m): 12:56pm On Jan 21, 2017

Eleniyan15:
she said one student dead

eeh sorry I no even read am....na only headline I view ooh grin

Celebrities › Re: Femi Anikulapo Kuti Accused Of Encouraging Drug Abuse By Nigerians by CRAPHA96(m): 12:53pm On Jan 21, 2017

I CAME HERE TO QUOTE ANYBODY THAT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AGAINST MY TAUGHT grin

Crime › Re: Police Shot Two 300L Uniosun Students While Parading School Area (photos) by CRAPHA96(m): 12:50pm On Jan 21, 2017

Eleniyan15:
RIP To GallantStudent

what the cause of the protest?

haba but the nigga never f die naw....abi u wan shoot am again cry

Politics › Re: Demola Fashola Meets Christiane Amanpour Of CNN by CRAPHA96(m): 12:47pm On Jan 21, 2017

omonla10:
Is he there to defend his father's incompetence? Cos I am feel the greatest act of corruption is when u collect PHCN charges and don't give us light..

fellow country people make una join me in condoling the family of language because this nigga just murdered their second son "English"

Travel › Re: 7 Things That Cause Unnecessary Traffic In Lagos by CRAPHA96(m): 12:41pm On Jan 21, 2017

KingRex1:
Pls don't be shallow minded, my post said nothing bout where I live.

and u should not be grave minded grin

Travel › Re: 7 Things That Cause Unnecessary Traffic In Lagos by CRAPHA96(m): 11:02am On Jan 21, 2017

[qu ote author=KingRex1 post=52996205]Traffic lights.. Some cause more problems than solution esp at ikeja

Toll gates - This is evident at lekki vi axis

Round abouts - Very big problem entering lekki, chevron estate and vgc

Road construction - Has anyone moved from alakija festac to mile 2 of recent?[/quote]haaaaaaa must u tell u live in lekki huh

so we that live in mushin will start crying embarassed

Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Departed Abuja For London (Photos) by CRAPHA96(m): 7:29pm On Jan 19, 2017

any educated slowpoke that will drop here with "lets not wish him death" MAY THE FAITH OF PEOPLE OF SOUTHERN KADUNA BEFALL HIM/HER

nigeria have never been really messed up like this...this sloppy that flies around as our president should ask himself hw many head of states has visited nigeria as part of their vacation leave...

ONLY GOOD AT CHEWING GWORO

Politics › Re: Nigerians To Buhari's Decision To Go On Vacation by CRAPHA96(m): 7:21pm On Jan 19, 2017

Kbraims:
I hav so many tinz on my mind bt i wl jst ask u a question: CAN YOU LEAD A LOCAL GOVERNMENT?

HEAD STRAIGHT TO UR VILLAGE AND POSE THE QUESTION TO UR PALE....
IF U DNT HAVE ANY COUNT-PROOF ON WHAT HE SAID...JUST SHUT THE F**K UP

Politics › Re: Nigerians To Buhari's Decision To Go On Vacation by CRAPHA96(m): 7:18pm On Jan 19, 2017*

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Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Slammed For "Being Pregnant Before Wedding & Trying To Hide It" by CRAPHA96(m): 7:11pm On Jan 19, 2017

optional1:
watching out for baby bump...

If she no born before August this year make my small small oranges small pass d wey e dey now...
angel if small Bobby is wah u want....here I am

I CAN PRESS FOR AFRICA

Believe it or not she is pregnant.

Christianity Etc › Re: Miracles For Money Church Banner In Kurudu-Abuja (Photo) by CRAPHA96(m): 9:10am On Jan 19, 2017

Walahi NIGILIA HAFF TIREDNESS ME... cry

goodbye fellow country people angry

I will be applying for gambia citizenship

Family › Re: ‘Family Cut Me Off Because I Married A Woman On Wheelchair’ by CRAPHA96(m): 1:24am On Jan 19, 2017*

Crime › Re: Man Caught With Human Head In Oyo State (Pictured) by CRAPHA96(m): 3:20pm On Jan 16, 2017*

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Crime › Re: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by CRAPHA96(m): 11:28am On Jan 16, 2017

GMBuhari:
Mr Wikipedia thank you, a reasonable educated person would know its phone's autocorrect function and the right word is watched

It's funny you are trying to correct me, went through all your posts, basically your sentences are fvcked up, you probably can't spell anything right which is why you always shorten your words, your grammar is wack and you mostly type broken English, why not make a good use of your own advise and start writing in full sentences

Sule bantu

both of u are wackos grin

simply englishing u cannot writing

Sports › Re: Ademola Lookman Helped Everton Defeat Manchester City. PICS by CRAPHA96(m): 11:03am On Jan 16, 2017

DeAvenger:
Wetin be Lookman?

man wey dey look too much grin

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