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Katsumoto: Ok, I have heard you.

Lol. I never asked for your approval dear
I just stated my opinion whether you hear or don't hear I don't give a damn

As I said earlier, Soyinka is also a mere story teller, but I doubt you would discount his opinion...I wonder why

Desola: Nice one. And that is how you should have responded to the nincompoop to start with.

Coming from the the queen of stupidity herself, irony indeed

Who wants to put money down the Desola's nighttime clients are Igbo She hates them with a passion yet her hate will forever remain on the internet, even with the little intellect she has she knows that keeping her mouth shut is good for business.

ACM10: What's the difference between a storyteller and a historian?

This is his "genius" in action

I never understood the hype around him. Really what separates him from the others is that he can put idiotic opinions shared on NL by some in Paragraphs and sentences. Color me not impressed.

Not everything I say is perfect or politically correct but its my own convictions and feelings not sponsored by Google

Katsumoto: People who resort to ad hominem attacks can not rely on the strength of their own arguments to win debates. I don't know who you are and I really don't care. So you can tell how successful I am based on your definitions of success. You must be a witch. I didn't realise that it was possible to define people on an anonymous forum. If you want to discuss folks rather than issues, perhaps you should join forums which cater to celebrities and the like.

Even unemployed folks have the rights to comment on anonymous forums; their unemployment has no bearing on their ability to discuss these issues.

You can continue screaming like a mad woman if you want, I have no time to dummies. If you however, want an intellectual debate, you can respond to my post above; you are even free to use your own version of google. bloodclaat

Yawn. One, I never asked you to know who I am nor do I care if you ever received that honor. This is the internet and unlike you my life doesn't revolve around it. Two, I never talked about success or made any criteria, I just stated my own opinion that you are a one-note person. Its great you know how to google I do to we all do, but the day I read a thought that is your own will be the day indeed. The irony is that under your guise of being "intellectual" there is a lovely shade of ethnic bias but whatever that's your business, I just wanted to bring it to your attention Third so, you've never judge someone on a forum based on their posts or are you making a straw man for the sake of it? Or are you saying that you have never insulted someone for their posts, because you are Jesus Christ himself Spare me the your high horsing.

So stating my opinion is screaming? I guess challenging you on anything must be high treason in your worldview
You have no time for dummies yet your fan base is stuffed to the brim with them, ok sir
If I want an intellectual debate, I'll look around because you are definitely not what anyone would consider an intellectual. Which is why in your infinite wisdom, you think that Adichie is unqualified to write her own opinion about a book because she is a mere author,I guess Soyinka better shut up in your holy presence All hail Katsumoto master of the Googles and Yahoos

Eko Ile: And what name are we talking about?

Writing and peddling the same biafra nonsense that only misguided ibo losers like ashebe and the rest of you clowns on NL swim in?

ibo people are shallow than 1 kobo sha.

Another loser that has to gain notoriety from someone else work

c.fours:
I will take this opportunity to admit that I wasn't all that impressed by "Things Fall Apart" when I first read it either. I couldn't even finish "Purple Hibiscus" because I just didn't find it to be a very good book srry.
Things Fall Apart became popular solely because at the time many African countries were gaining independence and it was an opportunity for westerners to promote a book written by an African. Of course there were other books written by Africans but Things Fall Apart was a simple book and it fit the uncivilized Africa narrative. same with Palmwine Drinkard, the other Nigerian book popular among westerners at the time. The funny thing is that most Nigerian scholars at the time were not impressed. But of course whenever the Americans or British promote something, it automatically starts to gain value in our eyes. Let us correct that attitude.


Achebe and Adichie are probably wonderful people. but their works and writings should not be above criticism.

And 50 years later people still seem to think there is value in reading Things Fall Apart Really, you people will do anything to challenge fact.

I took Modern African history and that book was required material in fact the part of the class that dealt with Nigeria focused mainly on the Igbo and the Hausa.

Katsumoto: Story tellers should stick to telling stories.

Coming from Captain Pseudo Intellectual She has a name for herself while you have to remain content with regurgitating other peoples' works to your bigoted hoard of fans on Nairaland. The day You have an idea, an original one dear, will be the day that Satan himself skates on the ice of the North Pole. What does Katsumoto know that hasn't been sourced from daily romps on Google? I always laugh at your "fans" who peg you for being clever, we all can be clever if we borrow every idea and thought in our head

Stick to recounting Yoruba history, its about all you are good at I'm afraid

stillwater: Those ankle and wrist bracelet what are they made out of? And are they heavy?

Someone once told me that it was made from Ivory? I don't know if ivory is heavy

Thanks, but I'm not the person who came up with Akagu
But yeah I agree that some of the script looks a bit time consuming, but maybe the guy behind it will work out the problems as time goes on

Jarus: Does Fashola have any name here?

Second coming of Christ
Messiah

shymexx: Go to bed, mate - I can do this shyte all night...

I've got NBA on one side and boxing on the other - never tired!

It's not like you have anything like a date to look forward to so we all know you can do this all day

The fact you literally cried like a punk when bittyend and your name were linked is proof enough lol

shymexx: Bladder infection is an infection you get when the a massive long johns smashes your pum walls and gets to your belly...

Hell yeah, I've never experienced it...

However, with the way you follow me around, you're probably salivating on how to be the first...

From bacteria from a guy...so which STD do you have and NHS won't cover

Ok bittyend you are welcomed to continue playing pretend lol

Figures, what woman wants to spend an hour looking for something no bigger than a quarter lol

Yep the first to finally see a pic of you and not have the urge to gouge my eyes out twice

shymexx: Nah, what's pretty telling is that what you need to give female stans is bladder infection and they'd leave you alone in peace...

Women don't just follow a guy around if they're not hungry for dycking down..

Why are you bragging about giving people bladder infections? That's usually a sign of an infection or STD on your part

Dycking down is something you can only dream about but never experience. How sad.


You wish, that would finally bring you groupie grand total to one lol something you pray and fast night and day for lol

One last question though if I'm a ugly tranny dyke as you claim why are you so eager to get down with me, it's pretty telling that you have a certain type of woman you like

You are a fan of Rupaul's Drag Race ?

I'm glad I don't qualify, what a miserable experience

shymexx: Tiny sword or whatnot, it's good for "butt buddies" as long as it can penetrate your smelly pum and get your moist...

Outs me? - like I give two fvcks about that shyte...

The same pricks claiming they "outed" me meare the same pricks obsessed with my handle - they follow me around this bytch quoting me out of nowhere, freaking annoying cu.nts!

Which we know will never happen with your equipment so stick to fun time with porn dear

Okay everyone with sense knows the truth not the approved shymmex truth though lol

shymexx: Nah, butt buddies with you and I wanna hit your flat batty, ar.se up, face down - and make you feel the wrath of what you've dreaming about since you have been chasing me around nl for no darn reason...

Which wrath, with such a tiny sword I doubt you can much damage to anyone lol. Disappointment is something you deal with a lot right?

Chasing you since when lol everyone who outs you is chasing you? Ok

shymexx: You want these nuts in your mouth, don't you?

We have to stop talking about hypothetical things dear. Hypothetically you have nuts, in reality

So you are butt buddies...butt buddies with yourself is that even possible

shymexx: I'm obviously your senior and you want these nuts so bad, hence why you can't keep my handle off your filthy fingers...

And whatever relationship we've got is none of your damn business, slime - just hop off and go play in traffic...

We have to stop talking about hypothetical things dear. Hypothetically you have nuts, in reality

So you are butt buddies...butt buddies with yourself is that even possible

shymexx: Nah, I have balls big enough to nut all over the circumference of your fvcked face, slag...

I highly doubt my face is 1mm long and wide lol anything more than that and we know you are lying

shymexx: Nah, you want to try another version of sucking a fat dyck...

Go shag yourself with a pencil or something, Hot slag...

Well I know that fat d1ck won't be coming from you, Señior one cm

How am I Horner you keep talking about d1cks left and right, if bittyend is real we now know what kind of relationship you two have

shymexx: Two tiny grapes or what not, it's none of your damn business...

I tell you what to do and I reiterate, fvck off my handle...

You do whatever the fvck you do on here, and I'll do me...

So you are admitting that you have balls the size of marbles? Pretty brave of you

Yawn. I'm still talking crap about you, so how are you telling me what to do again?

shymexx: I don't give two fvcks, slag...

Just piss and leave the shymmex handle off your crap...

How he acts is none of my damn business!

Yawn. You want to try another version of how you and bittyend are not one in the same
But I thought you guys were weren't friends

shymexx: I don't give a fvck if you're stillwater, or sweetwater - I'm just telling you to hop off my nuts...

I don't say shiit to you, do the same, ok? - and keep my handle off your posts!

You don't have any nuts lmao or are you referring to those two tiny grapes you pad over with tube socks to impress the ladies

And once again who are you to tell me what to do

shymexx: I reiterate, why the fvck do you care about who uses my shyte and what I do offline??

Are you cheddarking?

But bittyend acts like he doesn't know you but you know him lol. Bipolar schizophrenic in the house lol

I don't care I just find it funny lol

Ok bittyend you have talked your own, I'm awaiting for my own assessment of how I'm linked to Stillwater, Seun, Jesus Christ and whoever else you have to link


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Lol so everyone reading pretty much knows the truth okay

The sad thing is that it's not even a great double ID if you look at the two IDs they complement each other lol you should go to Idl Laki for tips she/he is quite the expert

shymexx: A who did I tell I was drop dead gorgeous? - I only talk about my height, body, and tattoos...

And I don't tell no one about my looks, I just let them see and fall in love...

Do I even chat to Mrs. Chima at all? - you're just dumb...

Well when one talks about looks your face is usually a part of the equation lol.

Do you need to talk to her for her to laugh at your retar.ded a.s.s

So you guys don't know each other but do know each other well not really its someone you may or may not know but you borrowed your laptop to this mysterious person that you do don't know

shymexx: Why would I keep that shyte? - I logged on the ID and PrintScr it now... I just can't post under it...

You're the one who's obsessed with me, saving my pseud-email address and shyte with screenshot, WTF?

Get a life, slag!

Ok dear if that's the story you are going with

So it's your psudeo-address now:

But that's not what you said here:


Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by shymexx(m): 1:35am On Oct 26
Damn! - this shyte again...

How many times am I going to say I know the person behind bittyend, and we might by friends or someone that I know?? To be honest, I don't really care if you lot think we're the same people but if I were the one behind the handle I would have said it time ago, when I told everyone about my other handles... All my handles on here always have something to do with South London twangs and Lagos...

I repeat, we're not the same people - and he used my laptop for his nonsense with a pseudo-email I used for viewing youtube videos and Nl, so what?? Why should I hide behind another handle and deny it, when I say crazy things on this handle as well??

Cheddarking, you live in the UK, I'll drop my pay as you go digits(can't drop the contract one) and I'll drop his and you can ring the both of us to check if we're the same people... We don't even sound alike - I've got a London accent with a little bit of Brummie twangs because I lived in Birmingham for Uni and work from 06 - July this year... However, the person behind bittyend has a pure London accent - and my voice is deeper than his...

I don't even need to prove anything to no one - but I'll do it just for the sake of it....

To avoid another 3months of stalking like what happened all through summer - I'll fvck this forum and return to the AA blogs I used to go on.. Thank God I said that yesterday in the culture section... You guys are sick in the head!!!

Fvck it, I'm lean and tired - and I just got a beat on a massive batty... You dyckheads can suck my nuts!!

I'm out, yo!!!!
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He might be a friend or someone you know and you let him borrow your computer? You just hand out your computer to strangers?

shymexx: I dare you to post your pics and I'd post mine, and let's see if you won't become the next shagging victim....

I'll just fvck you for the sake of it to prove a point...

Don't ever talk about my look, I'm cocky about it.. Just fix your gaping teeth.

I have nothing to prove, I'm not telling anyone I'm drop dead gorgeous like you go around saying

No thanks, I'm not fond of laying down with stray dogs like yourself. Be honest you know your a guy who enjoys a solo adventure with yourself

Once again my teeth are not gaping no matter how much you wish it so.

shymexx: Those two pricks were describing their bfs and why should I give give fvcks about what two slimes that don't know me, never seen me nor my pictures think?

And I took the hiatus because I was banned by Seun for posting someone else's picture, and the owner of the picture contacted seun and reported the forum to where he registered his domain... I had to fvck off the forum to save myself for posting pictures...

This is the freaking ban on my real shymmex handle:

Who keeps a screenshot of when they were banned? Do normal people do that

I'm going to take a screen shot of my account being banned on an Internet forum because I might need it one day

To help refresh memories

www.nairaland.com/attachments/864247_shymmex_png1ec8ca66e8e08ed17da41f0ddf009864

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Screenshot posted by bittyend

After the mistake is caught bittyend removes it from his post, if they are not one in the same why would bittyend edit his post?

Lol you decide

shymexx: Slut, I don't give two fvcks about you, and I don't time to look at your damn post... The ignore button is engraved next to your handle, hence why I have never quoted you till you started quoting me... And I look better than your whole family put together - and I'm cocky about looks, bytch... I know you look like a freaking tranny with dyke with gaping teeth! Add hairy chest and beards to that, slob... And my handsomeness got one of your Igbo sisters from nl running after me offline, ringing my freaking phone everyday, despite never returning her calls once... Fvck off! - and go ask her what I really look and she'd tell you, slag!

You wish you looked better than my family

No my teeth are pretty nice, one of the lucky few to not need braces

Why would I care who is contacting on your phone? It's not like we can prove that it's true anyway

shymexx: And where the fvck have I ever asserted that I met anyone online, slag? - and who do fvck do I from nl? You're a fvcking prick - and ur obsession is getting too muchn bytch... And show me where I was outed in the culture section? - or are you asserting that I'm shollypops as well? Even the dumbest prick on nl knows that I'm not..

You're a freaking stan! You low life gutty scrounger! Hop off my nuts!

I don't give two fvck about u, tbh... However, keep my handle off ur post.. I told you already 2months go, do that, slag!

I don't do nl famzing and whoever I know on nl, I introduced them to nl.. Eff off my posts!

Did I say you met anyone online? But do explain why bittyend had your name as part of his email address if you don't mind


Kandiike, Mrs Chima, and co were relaying the story, by the time I saw the thread the mods had cleaned it up, but what remain painted a picture that you posted you photo for a few people to see. When people began laughing at the photo which was nowhere close to the hype you had built up about yourself you start to claim that the photo was of someone else. When that didn't work you were trying to get the thread closed. Then shymmex when on hiatus for a while for some strange reason according to the story lol.

Obsessed with what? Who are you to obsess about. You're not handsome, particularly bright, or anything else that would attract anyone so what would I need to obsess about?

Like I said I can talk about whoever I like unless Seun has started shelling shares for NL there's not much you can do about it lol