₦airaland Forum

These oyinbo people. ...

























I commented my reserve....

barcanista:
It is not a crime for Buhari to travel abroad for medical treatment, what the PDP is asking to know is that the APC tell Nigerians whether or not Buhari is in the UK/US for meical treatment so that Nigerians can pray for him. Personally, I see nothing wrong with the PDP's position. On my own part, I will never play politics with the health of anyone, because it isn't worth it. But the APC should come clean... That is it!

The don has spoken

Where are the blog busters?

Qiewz11, I thought you guys said you don't insult unlike PDP, or you need barcanista?


Firefire, come and say your View.

Trinxie:
Lier lier, pants on fire...*bleh*

Am not like you APshits or PDP who waste their time fighting, say your opinion without insults and counter your opposition.

abacusCm:
excess of that weeds is not good for your brain

Say your View on it instead of insulting! Did I tell you am in Support of GEJ or Buhari, am a political apartheist, am sure you are not even up to 23 years.

This was sent to me on whatsapp, whats your View on this?

APC Phone Call To Bayo Adeyinka, Reveals Buhari As The Real CHANGE.
My Name is Bayo Adeyinka and lives in Lagos, Nigeria.

A Phone Call I Won't Forget In A Hurry...

I just got a phone call from a short code number 01228. The young chap at the other end, sounded very enthusiastic but this was one call he won't forget in a hurry. The conversation went like this:

Caller: I am calling from the Buhari/Osinbajo Organization. I want to know if you have your PVC

Me: Not yet

Caller: Why?

Me: I've gone there so many times but they said it's not ready. Can you help me collect it? I understand APC is helping people collect theirs.

Caller: No, sir. It is illegal. Just go there and collect it. But can I know if you will vote for Buhari?

Me: Please can you tell me why I should vote for Buhari because I am undecided?

Caller: It's a wind of change and everyone wants change, sir.

Me: What kind of change?

Caller: Real change, sir. So things can get better.

Me: How old are you?

Caller: I'm 23 years, sir.

Me: So I can assume that you were not born when Buhari was Head of State?

Caller: Yes, sir but I read about him in articles and some stories.

Me: Ok, but I was a witness. I'm going to be 40 next month so can I can give you a first hand account? Are you Yoruba?

Caller: Yes, sir.

Me: A proverb says 'Bi Omode o ba ba Itan, a ba aroba. Aroba ni baba Itan'.

Caller: Yes, sir.

Me: It was during Buhari's time that the economy collapsed and we had what was called essential commodities. We used to queue up for rations and that was the first time I hawked in my life. Do you know what is called hawking? Mo ta ate.

Caller: Ehn?

Me: Have you heard of Obafemi Awolowo?

Caller: Yes, Sir.

Me: Are you aware he was put under house arrest even though he wasn't convicted of any crime? Have you heard of Adekunle Ajasin before?

Caller: Yes, sir.

Me: Adekunle Ajasin was tried 3 times before a tribunal and each time he wasn't found guilty. But he was still detained for 15 months. Were you old enough to know Sanni Abacha?

Caller: Yes, sir. I know Abacha.

Me: Are you aware Buhari said Abacha was not corrupt and didn't steal any kobo?

Caller: Yes sir. I heard he said that.

Me: So do you call that a change? Abacha that is the most corrupt leader ever in this nation?

Caller: (He cleared his throat) Hmm

Me: Do you know Buhari's godfather is the JAGABAN, Tinubu.

Caller: Yes, Asiwaju Tinubu.

Me: Have you heard of Alpha Beta and the issue of the Lekki toll gate?

Caller: Yes, sir.

Me: Do you know Tinubu collects 10% of IGR that Lagos makes?

Caller: Yes, sir.

Me: And that is the kind of change you want me to vote for?

Caller: (No answer)

Me: Young man, I know you have a job to do and I encourage you to do it. But this wind of change is an ill wind that will bring this nation no good. May we never experience this kind of change.
Caller: Amen, sir. Thank you so much sir.

I put the call on speaker and I had some colleagues in my office as I spoke to the young chap. We rolled on the floor laughing.
APC has Nothing to Offer to Nigerians, that is why It is very Difficult for them to sell Buhari to any voter.
Nigeria is Transforming, tell them to Keep the CHANGE.
We BELIEVE IN GOODLUCK JONATHAN and supports his re-election.

Smallpenis

Bayswater:
Thank you. God loves a cheerful giver.
Can you confirm teller number please.

Teller number : 786

When I see people like the OP, im like

southniyikaye:
the way una dey talk this fp sometimes,I be think say dem dey give una money ni or one consolidation price...wetin fp mean? FRIED PORK? But I no go mind if una throw me there make I see as he dey be sha..

This is not going to trending, talkless of FP

southniyikaye:
Nairaland is a place where my anger wears off whenever am angry,a place where I always laugh my ass off whenever am tired or stressed.u come across some comments and u can't but laugh till u r tired....different types of people airing their own opinions either good,bad,crazy or unbelieveable..I spend most of my leisure time reading topics and comments,nairaland made my day always..e o ni shubu danu o...thanks very much..I do refer and canvass people here and they've never regretted visiting here...since we can't meet the govt one on one to voice out our grieveances,we do that here cos we may not know it,so many govt officials do visit here...I do say it,the fastest way to make ur voice heard is through nairaland..

So FP?

suretman:
Yeah.. I can still remember the game wella.. I was the local champion in my area then..

old man

Oyinbo people go still download!

suretman:
Space Impact.. Played the hell of this game

I love this guy! #NoHomo! You are not an indomie generation or semi indomie generation who only know snake and bounce, how did you find the boss?

I love to help people, so am donating #1.5 million

Back in secondary school, it was 1:10secs, Don't know about now though.

Dyt:

The days of snake and bounce

Bros, this is older than snake and bounce, this was the reigning killer game on nokia then, this is SPACE IMPACT!

You nova old

Oh! Boy, I don old oo! Killing the boss was very sensational for me

sexymoma:
It is so difficult for you to type "Happy Married Life"... PPle like you never appreciate good things in there life.

Cant you see congrats in the post? You guys like exaggerating every little thing into an argument.

for not doing blog redirection, I will click your link



So all those click here to see pics bloggers will learning

flinton:
One of OBJ's kinsman

Why such publicity now?! This should be a warning to all those youths that think artistes have money, all na wash o, Just trying to look good in public.