₦airaland Forum

Jenny1010:
A friend of mind send this to me, I told me to post it on nairaland. So it's not me oooo

This might sound strange, but after seeing chichi igbo's pix posted here on nairaland this morning, I was forced to ask myself some questions . Am i tomboy?

Now does this make me a tomboy?

atospet:
It's very typical of first bank. There was a day I got to the bank I saw a very long queue I turned back ni
I had to open another account with another just to get the BVN.

youngberry001:
tah dis ma wan kill person be dat

Echelle:
but Dino get small swag nah........ He should go ahead no shaking!

Dsegsam:
What is W.I.P?
I guess my account is safe then.

Eden1747:
She needs a fashion stylist.

Dsegsam:
Please how do I get the bank verification number?am currently studying offshore. .

stardragon:
which day is the final day of the account verification??


Whot if i've been depositing/withdrawing from my account, will my account also be clossed by those idiots??

squino:
Its been mad crowd today at the Eket branch of first bank, same as its been for the past two weeks which i have been trying to get mine done. Today is the worst as i got there by 08:00am and got number 111 as they now go serially. I realy anticipate the extension of this exercise.

Kachisbarbie:
Sweetie, pity your poverty level first. You have nothing on me as far as finance is concerned (or any other ramification_ including brains). Let that sink into your subconscious

You work in First tier bank, and I am displaying ignorant?

Hehe, work on your grammar first babe. Stop embarrassing your institution and First tier bank.

controlG:
In my organization, We have ET,EA, SEA, ABO.. If u 're that good and you get promoted every year which is very feasible .. that would be 4 years.

skypeople:
Awhhh creamish darling...na spam bot wahala dey cause ammm. D team appreciates you. Tommorrow remember him. Lovesplenrry.

Akposy:
U can vote up to 8.. Kindly modify and add me

skypeople:
My dear friend, yu can aDd scent.marlc nah...pls modify

Kachisbarbie:
lols
Where did Heritage bank see that kind money.
It's GTBank joor. I guess he approximated it to the nearest whole number, because they are paid 'bout 311k.

NOUN? I just don't trust that uni. Are they good?

Kachisbarbie:
the only thing I saw is ABO earning 330k/mth
Abi is ABO no more the level after ET?
What do BOs and SBOs now earn in that your bank? Guy fear God ooo

We are interested in that your bank o.
Make everybody submit application there.

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Anyway, so many people have combined both and are still combining it.
The trick is getting a school close to your residence, someone would give you notes and assignments. If you have developed a good relationship with your boss, granting you permission to write exams wouldn't be a hard nut to crack.

You might not gain the necessary knowledge, you would just have a 'Masters'.

Kockane:
Hello everyone,

Please I need your advise. I'm at wits end as to how to successfully combine my career as a banker, which takes almost all of my time, with pursuit of a master's degree.


I am 27, a graduate of Anatomy, 2.2 from a Federal University, with about 2 years banking experience. I recently got promoted to the level of an Assistant Banking Officer (ABO) in one of the top Banks in the country. Take home pay is about 330k/month so I'm fairly comfortable. I'm still single and ain't looking to marry within the next two-three years so I believe I have time to wrap up my masters degree before taking the big step.


I'm looking to further my education, concurrently with my work, no passion for the sciences anymore, so I'm looking at an MBA. I've heard a lot of talk about online programs but I've come to realise they are either overly expensive or the cheap ones have little or no recognition in the labour market. I've tried the distance learning in one of the universities in the southeast but couldn't keep up due to time constraint, had to drop out cuz I missed a couple of tests and exams. I've also considered the National Open Uni but honestly speaking, I'd rather pursue my dreams at an institution with more pedigree (no offense intended).


Pls, I'd appreciate if there are any MBA programs that are cheap and flexible for working class individuals like myself based in Abuja who have a tight schedule. Thanks everyone.

raayah:
That is why i posted sarcasm at the bottom of the post. People are always sarcastic on the Internet. Maybe not Nairaland .

Tomfrench:
choii ... I really need to be slapped right nw,

Tomfrench:
but, creamish wait o, i saw only the #tomfrench, in my mentions o... (no offense)

Tomfrench:
dear, the voting has started already.... Just type 'i vote tomfrench cc: NLjega'

Tallesty1:
Stop laughing like a market woman.

ideykwum:
Did you finally get the guy?