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Hilarious??

moski5:
lol sorry for your loss', would like to know more details

NB. will you consider investing little instead?. sndin a pm

No thanks.

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]lol @bolded… Lord knows how many people he convinced, he knew he'd be facing an angry crowd[/color]

[color=teal]They'll all claim it's all risk taking and business involves risks. Their greed for money is the bait used to lure them in, and while they bask in the new easy source of earning they get ensnared [/color]

Now its MMM... lolz.. its always soo tempting but it seems when it gets to ur turn to invest, something goes awfully wrong..

I was a victim 10years ago.. Today I can laugh about it..back then, the account officer that convinced me made a wise decision to run and never be seen again after it crashed...

TSOM:
You're here already?

MlMZY:
Shebi u r watching this episode

Oh pls ignore me and continue ur journey.. I'm only but a light bulb unneeded in ur pleasure ride..

TSOM:
Uncanny me, I removed the 'h' from 'hate' and it became 'ate'.

"I ATE YOU". Hold that thought.


Let's pretend I'm an active volcano spewing hot lava. First the pulsating vibrations, then I suck in air, puff and whimper, then I let off steam and the lava comes running down the sides...

Dinner is served. Go ahead - eat me.

.......aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...

MlMZY:
If you nudge him on, be sure to stay until the very end cos I cannot withstand this heat anymore

Oh c'mon... Its been a long time coming na...

MlMZY:
Such imagery!!! Twice in one night!! Why evils? I hate you
You have had too much to drink. Off you go to bed

Sssssssshhhhhhhh!!!!


Please go on TSOM!

lezznjr:
This little dunderhead is suffering from his own delusions of persecution!

Have I debated about your looks? Yet you ask for my pic! Did I declare for trump or Hilary? Yet you call me a trump supporter! You're suffering form chronic mental disturbances and perceptual inhibitions!
What you're being called out for is your disregard for a people and their country (Nigeria)

You should be in an observatory lab being looked after by behavioural therapists. Perhaps you're already there and you're handed a phone with internet to test your residual schizophrenia?

Tell me, do they diss like this in America?

Oafish degenerate doofus

Damn Lezznjr... Have mercy naa!!

STFUareyouG0d:
In the beginning of relationship? What relationship? Thought you said there shouldn't be any relationship before finding out her BG

smh..


Never mind biko.

STFUareyouG0d:
lol. Now this is funny. What you call 'waste of time' for me is not. People date and break up. Even married people divorce. Will you still call that waste of time?

Well, I won't be so stupid to marry someone without figuring their BG before tying the knot. And for my BG, well, I'll keep that to myself

It is a waste of time when she has clocked 30. Some guys may not care about their age but ladies who are serious about marriage do. Don't waste her time. How difficult would it be to ask that simple question in the beginning of the relationship??

STFUareyouG0d:
My point is, you only find out about such things when you have serious plans with your partner and to be at that serious stage, you must have fallen in love with them. You can't be really interested in such details if you aren't up to some things already

Guy, If U are an AS, U better find out her BG before proceeding to waste both ur times...except u are ready to damn the consequences. Such details as u so nonchalantly term it is a STRONG determinant for ur future with ur partner.

How long is several weeks ?

Can U try not to fall hard for him so u dont get hurt or disappointed later on? Get to know him well first.

STFUareyouG0d:
Are you suggesting we should find out every girls BG out there? How's that even possible?
You can only be interested in each other's BGs after falling in love and planning something for future.

And in op's case, it's never too late to turn back. Sad tho, but that's the only option

D'u plan to date every girl? When u meet someone u want to date, U will know..especially if the person is equally interested in u. Its better such sensitive issues are cleared to avoid wasting each others' time and stepping on emotions.

Tallesty1:
We don't always have control over that.

For the most who do, its better to play safe. Even when in love, you must not allow it cloud your sense of judgement.

NEROSKY:
I know many better girls are just out dia, but me personally almost 27 haven't meet anyone, and i love kids, i want to start having kids before i clock 30, believe me, if i want to get someone pregnant right now am typing girls dat are willing to gimme baby yapa! BECAUSE THEY THINK AM REACH EVEN IF I THINK OTHERWISE, tho God don bless wella

I'm glad u know. It contradicts your previous pessimistic stand. It would be best you give your kids a better chance at good health and not allow love cloud ur reasoning. At 27, U are still quite young and U have some good years ahead of you to find a good girl. All hopes still dey ..

lajoshua:
alright... no p... so what's your passion??.. hope I'm not going too personal

U are going too personal actually.

NEROSKY:
The very first week and month, i knew she's my wife, because she's everything i dream of, 3 to 4 months down the lane, i found out we're both AS, even if i have not told her my intentions of marrying her, my actions have long told her... My fear now is, i will never find anyone better or who's like my girl, God why me? Or is it we're not meant to be

Don't curse yourself. When u meet someone u want to date, since u know ur BG might be an issue, find out what her BG is before falling in love. Spare ur unborn the possibility of health crises when u damn the consequences and marry an AS.

All d best!

lajoshua:
ohh lol... Nigerians are really funny people..
besides I've got a proposal for you nahh it's not what you're thinking... do you like blogging or are you interested in blogging?
i need a blog partner

It's not my passion.. sorry. Thanks tho.

lajoshua:
awwww... you didnt read in between the lines dear.. they humiliated the op. well different strokes for different folks

I did actually. I understand what they did. Just dint find it hilarious.. It's all good.

lajoshua:
... you see it right??

Dint find the thread funny.. Just a bunch of repetitive comments..

...Ha

........Ha

.............Ha

If only you matter...

She confided in you to console her..not to increase the little cracks forming on her marital wall. Do well to stay away from anything concerning her marriage if you cannot hold the urge to react. Advise her instead on the best way to communicate with the man in order to resolve it peacefully.

Thou I have no idea who he is, I like his response. If you want to give a constructive criticism, you don't have to lace it with insults/snide remarks.

EkoErrands:
Pls if the girls there didn't cheat on you kuku marry them...and endure their luggage.the ones here will cheat on you and still give you luggage to carry. All of them except those that will not bash me for saying this secret of theirs are olosho.

I'm inside one 5yr relationship and It appears it has been an olosho relationship all along.

Funny..

Ls0fdk:
Lezzlie Creamish Babzilla Tsom Smellymouth Knightngale

Wishing these buddies the best. Happy new month

Right back @ya luv. And to all d aforementioned.

joseph1832:
Movies with music in it never appeal to me. I'm more of the action type. All blood, guts, guns and of course, sex.

ofcourse...

TrapQueen77:
At least the robots can be controlled and will never gonna resist and leave his Lady...

...or sleep off

joseph1832:
How can I hate what I haven't watched?

If u dont like musicals, u might not like it.

joseph1832:
Gosh! I hated that movie, and heck, I still hate it today.

Im yet to see The King & I again but I love the songs too.. did u also hate it?

Ishilove:
Kindergarten Cop!! Haaaa!!! You just brought it back to me

I swear...I memorized some lines like dat and I still say it with them. I love the soundtrack.. Those kids.. aawww

Ishilove:
I've watched it countless times. It is quite crappy

I still love it in all its crappiness

Hehehe...naa i wont take that risk. There are a few movies I loved then and still love now..

1. The Sound of Music

2. Kindergarten Cop


The action movies will be crappy now.