GaggleNSwallow:
[s][/s]
Stop lying, you bloody hypocrite!
You were having multiple orgasms and wetting your panties when the supposedly 18-million-naira rich Jude started using your picture in his profile. You could have killed to maintain that, so you quickly changed your DP hoping he'd steal more of your pics. You possibly might have announced to your friends and family that a rich guy from Nairaland was beginning to take a keen interest in you.
But now you're ranting in your disillusionment that your rich boy is nothing but a broke ass nigga with big dreams. Myopia is a disease; try opening your eyes wide next time.
But for now, just shut up and enjoy your Jude.

Damn!!

Smellingmouth:


Kpa Kpa Kpa Kpa kpa..


*********

HAR.DDON, wadup bruh? Liverpool is next..


GGMU..

#CrushLiverpool

TheSonOfMark:
The coincidental irony of it!

I laughed hard when I saw dat response honestly...

judefcc:
ure a banker story of life

Carry on with ur delusions.. Wouldn't want to be d cause of ur depression..

Timelezz:


Cheap thief, she's a banker!!!

I'm patiently waiting for him to deactivate.

judefcc:
I laugh go and ask a banker if I am wrong I will deactivate

judefcc:
ure wrong , it will only list the transactions done and show u ur opening balance , go online and check the meaning of opening balance

If u are spooling a transaction from a certain date to another date, ur opening balance is the balance as at the beginning of the spool/statement oga..

Ur statement is an insult to cooked statements..

Ur opening balance should be the balance before those transactions spooled occurred and ur closing balance must differ due to the transactions made . How come all the figures are exact?

Lastking147:
Hmm am loving this
Here's mine:
Ain't nothing better
We beat the odds together
I'm glad we didn't listen
Look at what we would be missing
They said, "I bet they'll never make it."
But just look at us holding on
We're still together still going strong

Still the one.. Shania Twain

uchman:


Sorry
You got 3/10
You got the Artist
But not the song

Dont worry...next time, il use google to guess the title.. Just took it off my head cos i know the lyrics to a good extent..

One of my fave songs..

"Now eazy's long gone
Really wish he would come home
But when it's time to die
Gotta go bye bye
All a thug could do is cry, cry
Why they kill my dog and man
I miss my uncle charles y'all
And he shoudn't be gone, in front of his home
What they did to boo was wrong
Oh so wrong, oh so wrong
Gotta hold on gotta stay strong
When the day comes
Better believe bone got a shoulder you can lean on (lean on) "

uchman:
I have a skeleton in my closet
I don't know if no one knows it?
Before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I ma expose it...I will take you back to 73
Before I ever had a multiplatinum selling CDs
I was a baby...I was just a couple of months
My gay father had his panties up in a bunch
Cos he split...I wonder if he even kissed me good bye

Eminem - Skeletons in my closet

Explorers:
11. Memorial Diamonds.



Memorial Diamonds are made by pressurizing ashes, cremated remains or hair of the deceased into a diamond.

These gems can be made into jewelry and serve as a keepsake of a loved one that can always be with you forever.

Typically, these are diamonds created in a laboratory, and often referred to as synthetic diamonds, cultured diamonds, or laboratory grown diamonds.

Ha!!... I hope my Aba brothers never get to see this..

Wow... nice. I love her determination.

Dunno her but I hope she has a HWA.

I cannot believe someone actually "bought" his post?

To whom it may concern,

Plzzzzz, If she is too dumb for you, seek out the brilliant ones and stop whining. Ur not that amazing anyway..

Cheers.

lifu2016:
him and your best man?

Lol..exactly.. U saw what I saw..

robminds:
Just to go and relax with my fiancee in my best man's house to witness 2016 translating into the 2017, when she took excuse to ease herself in the toilet and all i hear minutes later was moaning and moaning. After sometime i checked on her by standing at the door of the toilet and the moaning became intense, so i forced the door open and saw him and my best man doing it.

This is not a movie or fiction.

See Facebook posts and photo of a friend wailing over what just happened to his own close friend.

http://www.robminds.com/2017/01/05/drama-man-busts-fiancee-best-man-toilet/

If ur fiance is a man (based on the emboldened) what beef d'u have against women?

Happy birthday Sweetheart. Have a funtastic day!

Mimzyy:


Hey sisto, howdy

Hi luv.. Im good. U? Kilon shele?

IamLEGEND1:

Fùck that shîii....any woman not willing to shell out an extra 1 or 2k to attend doesn't deserve to be there. no time for cheap people. flat rates all round.
a dinner is an exponentially better proposition but would cost significantly more. so a hike in the gate/registration fee is expected.

I think so too.
but they better find a diner with enough "LuNgu" where ladies & gents dem fit go exchange bodily fluids. coz wining & dining fit make people morale shoot through the roof.

U wont miss it ba?

If this is meant to give a fair chance to all NLERs, Il suggest a dinner date cos its a workday (Tuesday). It's not a public holiday.


#JustSaying..

Babe,

Its natural at this time to have numerous suitors..but I'll advise u stay where ur heart is. If its with Daniel, stick with him.

Marriage is not a task to be completed at a particular age. If u marry Joe, would u regret not waiting for Daniel in 2 years? Marry only He who leaves ur heart without a doubt because u need a soulmate not a timemate.

Avoid decisons made out of desperation. They are hardly ever thought through.

Cheers!

Lsofdk:
Happy New Year to these awesome personalities, 2016 was awesome with you guys around

Cheers to a new year.

Happy new year darling.

OBTsubtle.. Have a wonderful 2017!

Mimzyy:
Happy new year guys. Thanks for being a part of my 2016. I love you all.

Happy new year sis!

GaggleNSwallow:
Jesus Christ my Lord and personal saviour!

Is this the gorilla that has been stalking Ivyy?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4681989_137745911101103856863907570562498331106889n_jpeg7f56ff8ec1bfb2138b6808cc032992f2

Lolz... Its a pity some people would rather steal from others than make an honest living..

Let's be more careful in our dealings with virtual contacts...

Kenmatt:
Who come be B- Red nah?

He sells Bread ...so his colleagues came to identify with him.

Gpopsicle:
what if d husband does everything within his reach to see dt he mends d relationship buh d wive proves adamant and complacent with her presence state...what du u advise d man du?
du u still expect him to wait for d wife while she s into another marriage?how du u expect d man to satisfy his sexual urge if not to remarry?

He is not GOD so don't expect any factual response. U only answer to ur maker so direct all inquiries in this nature to HIM.