₦airaland Forum

@Ajadrage

Man u are really good. u just explained in details why Nigeria is the Garden of Eden where Adam and Eve lived. Nigeria a country with blessings and abundance but yet with nothing. I think it's because the snakes have increase in numbers and they are destroying it by the minute.

I honestly think we need a great change, a revolusion in this country.

@Ibime

Well i do not agree with u. The bible wasn't centred around Turkey and Iraq alone, they had the Persians who are now the Iranians,Egpyt, Cyprus, and so many countries in the middle-east and north africa.

Generally the bible never specified where the Garden of Eden was and country or city close to it but a place of blessings and abundance.

So let's do the research, which countries has the highest mineral and natural resources? and is also free from natural disaster too?

Hey guys, well my friends and I were discussing the usual about Nigeria and how bad it is and how the problems of this nation can be solve etc… and then sudden something clicked in my head and I asked; if God put Adam and Eve In the garden of Eden and it was here on earth then where is the Garden of Eden now?

Well a friend of mine said Nigeria. His reason was this; if you really look at the countries of this world and check for the one with abundance, then u will come to conclusion that it should be Nigeria. Nairalanders what do you think? For me I agree with him

Hey guys, well my friends and I were discussing the usual about Nigeria and how bad it is and how the problems of this nation can be solve etc… and then sudden something clicked in my head and I asked; if God put Adam and Eve In the garden of Eden and it was here on earth then where is the Garden of Eden now?

Well a friend of mine said Nigeria. His reason was this; if you really look at the countries of this world and check for the one with abundance, then u will come to conclusion that it should be Nigeria. Nairalanders what do you think? For me I agree with him

Well i have been,

Why is it that Skinny men/women are always attracted to a Fat/Big man or woman and Fat/Big women/men are always attracted to Skinny men/women?


What do u think

This guy no get sense sef, this thread shouldn't be here, i think it's better if it's on the jokes section.

Omo guy, why are u searching for true love? dem tell u say e still dey exist?

So at this age and time people are still searching for true love

Well good luck, for me i'd tell u to go have fun, but don't get lost.

ladies, ladies, ladies, like u wouldn't fall for it, when an handsome guy to the core is saying the lines to u ,  

Well if they don't woo u like that how do u want my fellow brothers to woo u? so ladies what do u want them to say? Hi im , and i would like to know u and be friends with u??

mukina2:
-anything that has those irritating endearments

- you look familiar

- can i get to know you?

HEY YOU LOOK FAMILIAR, CAN I GET TO KNOW YOU

RedHotChic:
Mine is :
What's up shawty!!!!!


Lawd, I'll punch your nose if you tell me that.

WHAT'S UP SHAWTY??

Dont worry about it,becos it mine and it's owned by my father. I still dont understand ur post RALVY so can u enlighten me more or make it simpler,

Hey Guy, omo i gat this problem and i need a software badly, i need a cyber cafe time breaker to help me break the time in here,

they are tricksters

A lil boy ( 5yrs old) was read the story of how the world was created and how God made Eve by removing a rib from Adam. Several weeks gone by and there was a conversation between mother and son:

son - mom i feel a pain in my rib cage

mother- u will have to take medications to ease the pain

son - no!!! i think, i'm about to have a wife

Method-Man:
Since when naija start to dey get celebrity?!

Omo men aren't u a niaja person? don't u listen to naija music and/or watch naija movies? I don't see the reason why u should be asking this stupid question.

truely u are stupid

For me i think OmOBaba number 1 is the ugliest celeb in naija

Hey Nairalanders; who is the ugliest celebrity in Nigeria?

Hey guys this is a poll,

well which do u prefer, a fat, thick or slim lady? for me i prefer a thick or fat lady becos like my man "the game" will say i love them thick ladies, because whenever i hold them i know i'm holding something fleshy,

Well Since OYINYE's name is much more than other chics names in this thread, then i suggest she should post her image,

What do u guys think?

Well Beauteous since u think these chics are pretty

beauteous:
@ topic. . . 4her,jenny,lysaa,ziggymama,ibk,busta ---dese r d people i've seen.
when i get more names trust me,amebo,i wil post

What about u? arent u pretty??

PHAT

P - pretty
H - hot
A - and
T - tempting

I'm kind of confused, well according to the Nigerian Census Body they said males are more than females in Nigeri but yet the number of single ladies in on the increase in Nigeria and all over the world. Now in Nigerian ladies now find refuges in churches,not becos they want to go worship and praise GOD but to get a favour from him (Getting a husband).

What do u think can be done about this Nairalanders

Hey Nairaland guys, which of the Nairaland chics do u think is pretty, i mean PHAT. And u are willing to be in a relationship with?

Ya'll doing bleaching and according to the great Fela; ya yansh go black, ur face go yellow and u go get mustache for face, lol.

Hey I intend writing the Unilorin Post Ume and i score 277, Pls i will also love to know when their remedials are out too,

Omo there is no safe place in Lagos, but for now houses in Lagos hardly get robbed, except u are a prime target and that means ASSASINS.

So make u know say na God to save person.

Guy u want license for everybody to dey carry gun, omo u be mugu oooo!!! u know wetin dat one mean? say any small thing person go pull out im gun and throw-way.

Well TuFace should keep it up, why is it that he is the only celeb they are attacking? hat about dbanj and the rest?

Well u guys dont see it , pure water is N10 and thats not good, forget the fact that it's treated well or not, To most people thats the only way they can get chilled water. Well i think Niaja is going down the drain unless a revolution takes place. Everything in naija is on the increase.

Well i heard they have an annx in Antony village, but i'm not sure.

I GO BORROW MY GIRLFRIEND G-STRING,

I score 114 in the UniAbuja Post UME and My JAMB score is 207, so do each department have it's own cut-off or it's a general cut-off ?

WELL ANYBODY CAN BE JILTED. ONE THING MISTAKE MOST OF US MAKE IS THAT WHEN WE SEE THE RIGHT PERSON FOR US WE JUST IGNORE THE PERSON AND INSTEAD TRY TO ATTRACT THE ATTENTIONS OF THOSE WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT US, BUT JUST WANT A FLING.

MOST OF US ARE JUST OBESSED, INFACTUATED OR LUST. LOVE/RELATIONSHIPS IS A GRADUAL PROCESS, THEY TAKE TIME AND THEY COME WITH ALOT OF THINGS.

HEY NAIRALANDER'S I DIDN'T SPECIFY GENDER, JUST ASKING YOU ALL. WELL THEY ARE ALOT OF GREAT MEN THAT ARE DWARFS AND FOR SURE THEY ALL HAD WIVES. SUCH GREAT MEN THE LIKES OF HITLER, NAPOLEON etc. THAT I CAN THINK OF NOW. WHERE I LIVE I HAVE SEEN DWARFS OR SHORT MEN MARRIED TO TALL ELEGANT, PRETTY WOMEN, TWO I CAN BOAST OF.



REMEMBER WE ARE ALL GOD'S IMAGES