abi oh.lol

more like 99.99%

You guys really believe you can pick up girls with fakelines

well i guess some girls cld be "picked up"

I just don't know. You see some of them in grocery shop aisles trying to holla at you and you'll be like, WTF. I told one one day to go home to his mama.

@ post

The worst I've heard is probably a guy referring to a girl by an item of her clothing, something like 'Oi, girl with the playboy jeans!' he couldn't even walk up to her, just stands there shouting.  

some of the things they say sha, are so stale and corny, literally brings tears to my eyes

And those rasta wannabes will be like "I and I is feeling you" WTF?

@ post

The worst I've heard is probably a guy referring to a girl by an item of her clothing, something like 'Oi, girl with the playboy jeans!' he couldn't even walk up to her, just stands there shouting.

He must be a tout. Could that be around Hannibal's street?

deres this corney one, " if i cud rearrange the letters in da alphabets i'll put U and I 2GETHER.!!!,

GOSH, dey cudn't get any more LAME!1

Yesterday, i and my friends went to the mall to pick up somethings

as we were leaving some guys were trying to pick us up for a ride.

they were like"angel, babygirl"

i had to retort,

i said "maybe if you stopped calling us those names we will answer you"

the guy now said
"madam, do you need a ride"

We had to laff! and we went on our way!

lol!
hmm!! Girlz Girlz Girlz!
True talk sha,
funi thread!

FELORE:

LOL, did she not tell u that she get a guy before??!!

exactly!.it would have been more polite and acceptable if she had told me before engagin in an intimate conversation with me,
_{she got ma hopes high}

Gamine:

What is wrong with this lonelypal pesin.

What is wrong in being original and witty about it?

You guys really believe you can pick up girls with fakelines

well i guess some girls cld be "picked up"

am worried about what a guy could do to pls gurls like u , since u hate those lovely words maybe 'hey kokolet ow about comin over to ma flat will please u more'

What kind of guy uses that manner of pick-up line? Huh

@ Funmi,
Sup shawty? Grin So you are short and heavy? Tongue Tongue Tongue

kapus!!! shawty does not mean short and heavy.

@ Topic,

A lady who tells me. . . .

- I cannot stop thinking of you

That must be after you broke her ice, no biggie.

- I am not in the mood right now

This one is legit abeg. We are not always in the mood. Have you heard of hormonal mood swings?

RedHotChic:

He must be a tout. Could that be around Hannibal's street?

Most likely, yes

There are also annoying new dates, those ones that ask you whether you are very sure if you tell them that you are in your monthly period.

WTF, how can't I be sure about such a thing?

Most likely, yes

If it walks like a duck, lives on the same street with a duck, then it must be a duck,

Another thing, it's not a pick up line, but some things that boys do that are so very annoying, after speaking to you for maybe an hour, they tell you they are in love 

Ibk.lol

For real?

Gamine:

Ibk.lol

For real?

am telling you o, and you're just thinking in your head 'huh?'

What about the [b]familiar graduate[/b]s in Nigeria that gamble with names? If you are passing them, they start shouting Bukola, Fausat, Ngozi, Jumoke, Do they really think a girl will believe them if they happen to get her name by accident? has it even worked for them for once?

ladies, ladies, ladies, like u wouldn't fall for it, when an handsome guy to the core is saying the lines to u ,  

Another thing, it's not a pick up line, but some things that boys do that are so very annoying, after speaking to you for maybe an hour, they tell you they are in love

Lol; Cooldude and Pataki on top on this list.

ladies, ladies, ladies, like u wouldn't fall for it, when an handsome guy to the core is saying the lines to u ,

A prostitute may fall for it to chop your cash.

creamkele:

ladies, ladies, ladies, like u wouldn't fall for it, when an handsome guy to the core is saying the lines to u ,

aint falling for the trashlines, falling for his good looks

When they see me.

Esp all them igbo guys

Ngozi

Chioma

Adaora

Adaeze

As if i be igbo sef

RedHotChic:

kapus!!! shawty does not mean short and heavy.
That must be after you broke her ice, no biggie.

This one is legit abeg. We are not always in the mood. Have you heard of hormonal mood swings?

Shawty, I know me lines. Geddit?

And you expect the guy to always be in the mood when you are?

@ Topic,
When a lady tells me,

- When am I going to know your place?

RedHotChic:

Lol; Cooldude and Pataki on top on this list.

Get over it, will ya?

Pataki does not believe in love.

When they see me.

Esp all them igbo guys

Ngozi

Chioma

Adaora

Adaeze

As if i be igbo sef

You never see Abeokuta boys sef. They even do that in front of the church on sunday.

Baby Girl Angel, you looks so Similar

You beauty is so captivate me

Infact the angel in heaven must be search for you

cos you are so beaurriful

Baby Girl Angel, you looks so Similar

You beauty is so captivate me

Infact the angel in heaven must be search for you

because you are so beaurriful

OMG and some of them stammer while saying it.

And you expect the guy to always be in the mood when you are?

Yep!!!! That's the privilege I have as a lady.

Pataki does not believe in love.

Yeah I know he believes in heartbreaks especially after being dumped 10x in a row by groundnut and orange sellers

@topic
'Nice movie innit?'

C'mon, I know it's a flipping nice movie, that's why I'm here trying to strike a convo wiv ur ass

eldee:

@topic
'Nice movie innit?'

C'mon, I know it's a flipping nice movie, that's why I'm here trying to strike a convo with your ass

In Fiddy's words. . . . . .

I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell em babes all the time
Bitch get in my car (Bitch get in) . . . . . . . . .

In Fiddy's words. . . . . .

I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell em babes all the time
Bitch get in my car (Bitch get in) .

Don't worry, Syren already told us about your escapades. Bitch indeed!!! I know you think those women you pick on red light district really care what you call them. Watch them call you Schmuck when you refuse to pay up, ni99er.