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Flashaldrin: mehn, you no be assasin but you killed this english. May oduduwa help you in your discussion with her!

ITbomb: I thought I saw
Jumia Feeds 1,500 prosstitutes In Lagos

REALITY101: Yes with this letter. . .

Open Letter to Malian Soccer
Players

Dear Malian soccer players,
Any attempt, 'attempted attempt,'
group of attempts, variable attempt, fixed attempt, debit or credit attempts to stop us from winning our game with u will result in the
following punitive measures:

1. We will withdraw our troops from Mali.

2. You will pay us the N7 billion our
government has spent on your war to date.

3. We will encourage the Tuareg rebels to return.

So the ball, (figuratively and literally) is in your court, pass it to Emenike, Victor Moses or
Sunday Mba! A word is enough for the wise!

gendebs: the problem abt 2day match that this super eagles dnt realise is that most HOSPITALS dnt open on sunday

Archmed: oooooo God.When will Guiness World Record recognise my friend Bayo na..nobody 'mess' smell reach him own..so smelly is his fart that we often beg him and sometimes pay him not to mess!!

adjain: @dopeJemi, exactly! I sat through it all, swapping puzzled face after puzzled face. I ran out of puzzled faces.

Kassidy90: I witnessed similar scenario last year bt it bounced back on d guy. That faithful evening I went to buy a movie then I saw some guy sitting in front of d shop chatting, so a lady was passing by at d moment and of d guys was like, chai u see dat opeke ( girl ) I don fvck her tire, unfortunately for him d babe heard wat he said n turned back then in front every1 there d girl was like, Imagine u sitting here talkin abt hw u fvckd me, cn u call dat s€x u dat can even last for 45 seconds, com see laff dat day..... Am very sure d guy wuld av learnt his lesson dat day....

SELFWORTH: .... and applying it to your individual situation. Every marriage is unique. One size does NOT fit ALL.

190: Let's leave him
Well dats my opinion

Hmmmm, Creamychic, can i lick some? I can see you've got it in all flavours. Which one is yours babe

caseless: In summary..it is dere 4 d NL G 2 hav a feel. Mor of her virtue, dou, dat i like mor. Na short post sha,cos i'm on mobi

nikkyshyne: Acidosis got my vote too. It sounded real and like I felt his presence

bennyraz: Acidosis*** omoge wa gba control*** congrats i don tell sexskillz several times say hin no need epistle to yarn with woman, hin no dey hear atall, u see now sexskillz, congrats jare @acidosis

acidtalk: If he makes less but a generous giver and loving husband. Trust me you won't notice he makes less than you do.

WafiJoe: Whoever, i don't care. I'll show my interviewer what I've got.

samtoye: Can women really make up their mind on Gender Equality ? If we are equal why should men be the one to spend money on you? Bring your money into the relationship because we also enjoy getting expensive gifts too! Also ladies note - Relationship isn't a Source of Income !!!

Dranatomy: my opera stopped working too...am on airtel

sam4xadams: well for me my opera mini still going on my smartphone. Simple. All you guys need to do is to changes airtel ip 195.189.142.132 and port to 80. Then any opera mini will open. Try it you don't it handler.