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Music/RadioKWAM 1's 'ọmọ Niger' Lyrics by Crisnite(op): 5:44pm On Oct 25, 2020
Hello dear Nairalanders,

Top of the day & I hope y'all are keeping safe in light of the COVID-19 pandemic and the #EndSARS era?

Please I am searching for the lyrics to 'Ọmọ Niger', a 4 minutes song done by K1 De Ultimate...... A part of the songs goes thus: ka ṣe wéré wéré.....

If you know the song and can type the lyrics out for me I would be more than grateful.

Thank you!

#EndSARS #ENDBADGOVERNANCE #LekkiMassacre
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview Invite.who Knows This People by Crisnite(m): 8:32am On Jun 08, 2018
Bro,

Sharply come for the interview. Kimberly Ryan is very legit. They are a recruiting firm many organizations and they are in the same building where my office is.

If you are in Lagos and have heard about LANDMARK EVENT CENTRE, that's the place.

I wish you the best in your interview.
EducationExplosion In Unilag! by Crisnite(op): 9:28am On May 29, 2018
Explosion in UNILAG!



Yes! Knowledge Explosion at the University of Lagos this weekend!




Adegoke Adegbami is the Chief Executive Officer for Mainstreet Microfinance Bank Plc - One of Nigeria's Leading MFBs in Nigeria



Dayo Afolabi is the Executive Coordinator, Office of the Group Chief Operating Officer, Dangote Group Worldwide managing stakeholders from their Global Headquarters in Lagos, Nigeria



While Richard Nnadi is the CEO of Eve Restaurant and Escape NightLife, a high profile Female themed Restaurant and Elite Night Club located in Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria...



You will earn knowledge on Go-to-Market and Route-In-Strategy for your Business, You will also learn about how to take your business operations Global (Processes Involved) and more importantly, you will learn about transformation management/managing change in your business..



The UNILAG Chellarams Business Leadership Program holds on Saturday, June 2nd 2018 from 9:30am at the University of Lagos.



Register here to attend:
http:///UNILAGChellaramsEnterpriseLeadershipProgram



Kindly share to your Network, Thanks.
Science/TechnologyRe: Microsoft To Replace Internet Explorer With A New Web Browser, 'spartan'. by Crisnite(op): 10:31am On Nov 13, 2016
Franky826:
Microsoft this better be good. Y'all lost your innovative touches.
1. Windows 8.0-10 is buggy, no where near windows 7

2. Bought Nokia and turned the brand to scrap

3. Bing/yahoo can't compete with Google.

4. Internet explorer can give you heart attack.

Thank you
Well, methinks that the expected 'spartan' is actually the new and improved Microsoft Edge
LiteratureRe: ‘Your Problem Is Ignorance': Soyinka Hits Back At Internet Trolls by Crisnite(op): 10:28am On Nov 13, 2016
dikeigbo2:
The bottomline is,when are you coming back home dear Prof?
Oga, read the full story u go see when him talk say him dey cum back.
LiteratureRe: ‘Your Problem Is Ignorance': Soyinka Hits Back At Internet Trolls by Crisnite(op): 10:27am On Nov 13, 2016
EHMIR:
I guess it was same ignorance,that made u vow to shred ur green card should trump winhuh



The card is american property,destroyin it would amount to serious wahala for you.


Baba,i respect you,if u wan quit america,quit quitely,but their proprty destroy it not,cos no be here some pple dey use d national flag to clean nyash ooo
I will suggest you read the full article via that link, the thing too long and confusing at some point because of too much English, but you will get his message and understand that though he used the word 'tear'.....green card can't be easily torn even if you be macho mike, the thing hard pass ATM card....he doesn't mean it literally. His message is that he will quit the USA.
Literature‘Your Problem Is Ignorance': Soyinka Hits Back At Internet Trolls by Crisnite(op): 9:57am On Nov 13, 2016
Wole Soyinka, Nobel laureate, has hit back at those trolling him on the Internet over his vow to cut up his American green card if Donald Trump won the presidential election.
The professor has come under severe criticism for not fulfilling his promise since Trump won, and he has described his traducers as “noisome creatures” and “nattering nit-wits” who were commenting on an issue from the “secure cesspits of anonymity” out of “ignorance”.

Read More at: https://www.thecable.ng/problem-ignorance-soyinka-hits-back-internet-trolls
PhonesRe: Before You Put A Screen Lock On Your Phone Read This by Crisnite(m):
I will love to use this opportunity to adver.t!se an awesome product to y'all. It is called Xiaomi Mi Band. It is an activity tracker that helps you track ur daily movement, sleep pattern n amount of calories burnt. But most of all, you can use it to unlock your phone without inputting password or patterns every time. All you have to do is bring d fone close to d wrist whr u r wearing d band (dis can b accomplished by mere holding d fone) and d fone unlocks. Woke on both android and iOS devices.

If the deceased (may his soul rest in perfect peace) had one with him, d health workers won't hv had d unfortunate luck of not being able to unlock his fone and dey wld hv contacted his people who in turn wld hv taken him to a proper clinic......and he wld still b alive today.

Dnt b like d deceased, get a Mi Band today and save your life tomorrow.

PM me if you need one. smiley wink

PhonesRe: Before You Put A Screen Lock On Your Phone Read This by Crisnite(m): 10:48pm On Jul 23, 2016
Bobbysmart6:
To me i belive dat,does dat use code or paterns to lock dere phones.av bad tnz doin secritely undecided
Also, if anybody wanna use my fone, I unlock it for them.......and dats me giving consent to use d fone. (Not d one wey I go charge fone finish den person go cum use am for nyt n in d morning na me go cum dey look for whr to charge again b4 I use my own tin. Mba oooo)
PhonesRe: Before You Put A Screen Lock On Your Phone Read This by Crisnite(m): 10:45pm On Jul 23, 2016
Bobbysmart6:
To me i belive dat,does dat use code or paterns to lock dere phones.av bad tnz doin secritely undecided
You r wrong. I lock my fone cos I don't want pple going thru my fone without my consent and also so dat I will not mistakenly b dailing or typing while it is in my pocket or laying on it during sleep.
PhonesRe: Before You Put A Screen Lock On Your Phone Read This by Crisnite(m): 10:42pm On Jul 23, 2016
Guy, ur story sounds so unreal. If I may ask, how did d supposed dead guy's family now got information that he die? And how remote is d place dat health workers knwin d impending damage cannot transport him to a bigger n better hospital while they wait for Angel Gabriel to message d family about d guy's state? Just curious tho.........

My opinion: d story was made by pple who wanna kip prying into odas privacy unauthorized.
Science/TechnologyRe: Microsoft To Replace Internet Explorer With A New Web Browser, 'spartan'. by Crisnite(op): 5:13pm On Nov 15, 2015
TacoROM:
Still looks much like IE. People will still be using Chrome/FF. However, the situation on mobile devices may be different...
You are rite.....its a 'useless' browser but the thing is, once you install windows 10, your other browsers will not function again or a best not function optimally. Owner of Firefox is already threatening MS about this.
CultureRe: The Clash Of Tradition And Christianity In Ekukunela by Crisnite(m):
Nice write-up OP.

I was named the Odobokiri 1 of Okuni Kingdom during my service year. Great place to be.
Science/TechnologyRe: Microsoft To Replace Internet Explorer With A New Web Browser, 'spartan'. by Crisnite(op): 3:50am On Jan 07, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
Spartan? sounds like Satan
Lol.......bro, seems like u hvnt heard dat word b4, try google d word 'spartan'
Christianity EtcRe: Crossover Service: Nigerians Blast Chris Oyakhilome Over Gate Fees by Crisnite(m): 10:49pm On Jan 06, 2015
Guys, Guys, Guys, dis OP is lying jare and I dare say the reporters frm PM news are lying thru dia teeth.

I jst conversed wit a frnd of mine who attended d HQ dats vry said date for d All Night with Pastor Chris (I and him are both members of Christ Embassy).
He confirmed to me dat dia was no such tin......frm d import of his reply, I gathered dat he was evn surprised to hear it.

Please view below screenshots of our brief but to d point conversation on bbm.

Science/TechnologyMicrosoft To Replace Internet Explorer With A New Web Browser, 'spartan'. by Crisnite(op): 5:46pm On Jan 05, 2015
Microsoft is working on a new web browser for Windows 10, code-named Spartan, to replace the ageing Internet Explorer. Microsoft will reportedly ship both web browsers in Windows 10, to test the waters with Spartan.


Spartan will be a lightweight web browser, capable of working on multiple platforms. Microsoft is looking into an iOS and Android version of the web browser, alongside making it available for all Windows platforms at launch. Not much is known about the design of Spartan, it will most likely follow the same Metro UI, which Microsoft has been pushing for the best part of three years. It will also feature the same rendering engine as Internet Explorer. Microsoft is preparing a consumer event on January 21 for Windows 10, to introduce some of the new features on the operating system. In a leaked Build 9901, it showed Cortana, the virtual assistant, will be present on the OS update.
Internet Explorer has lost a lot of its dazzle in the past few years, overshadowed by Chrome and Firefox. Microsoft went from 80 percent web browser share to 50 percent, and only has 2 percent on mobile. Spartan might not be the solution to Microsoft’s web browser problems, but offering a compatible web browser on multiple platforms is better than what Redmond is offering right now.


SOURCE: www.news.filehippo.com/2015/01/windows-10-may-come-new-web-browser/
FashionRe: All Light Skinned Girls Bleach? by Crisnite(m): 5:21pm On Jan 05, 2015
Natasha2:
na vex I dey angry

grin
My dear smile jare.......life is nt all dat serious.
FashionRe: All Light Skinned Girls Bleach? by Crisnite(m): 7:25am On Jan 03, 2015
Natasha2:
comot from my thread before you derail am grin




lol bleaching cream or sunscreen? Of course not all light skinned girls bleach thats why its unfair that most times when a light skinned girls pic is put up people scream "bleaching" like no one was born light skinned.
U r rite.....nt all lite skin gals bleach, bt y do YOU bleach? cheesy *lookin for person trouble**i hope she smiles tho*
RomanceRe: What Is Your Definition Of Love? by Crisnite(m): 2:32pm On Dec 21, 2014
True to my belief.......Love is a DECISION.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by Crisnite(m): 5:09pm On Nov 10, 2014
killjoy:
I just created a group on watsapp. drop ur number to b added
Please do add me up too on the Whatsapp forum, my digits are 08032324739. I am an aspiring graphic artist. Thanks
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by Crisnite(m): 2:48pm On Aug 23, 2014
Nastydroid: Is it advisable to use a 32bit laptop for programming?
why?
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by Crisnite(m): 2:46pm On Aug 23, 2014
Pls I need help here.........have been trying to download Dev C++ bt it seems impossible. Can anyone point me to a place I can download a C++ IDE? Free ofcuz cheesy
HealthTop 10 Health Benefits Of Drinking Water. by Crisnite(op): 10:57am On Oct 17, 2013
The amount of water you consume is extremely
important to ones health. Here are the top 10
benefits of drinking water:
1. Weight Loss
Drinking water helps you lose weight better
then anything else in the world. Water flushes
down the by-products of fat breakdown.
Drinking water can also reduce hunger and
acts as an appetite suppressant so you’ll eat
less. Water has also has zero calories.
2. Have Healthier Skin and Look Younger
When your skin is properly hydrated you will
always look younger. Water helps to replenish
skin tissues, moisturizes skin and increase the
elasticity in your skin.
3. Natural Remedy for Headaches and
Migraines
Water helps relieve headaches and back pains.
These are sometimes caused by dehydration
and replenishing your body with water can
help. Although there are many other reasons
contribute to headaches and migraines,
dehydration is the common one.
4. Better Productivity
Your brain consists of 90% water so drinking
more can improve your productivity at work
and in doing other tasks. It helps you think
better, be more alert, and helps make you
concentrate a lot better.
5. Better Exercise
Drinking water regulates your body
temperature throughout the day. You will feel
a lot more energy when performing exercises
and water also helps to fuel your muscles.
6. Helps in Digestion and Constipation
Drinking water boosts your metabolism
because it helps your digestive system work
properly. Fiber and water goes hand in hand so
that you can have your daily bowel movement.
7. Less Cramps, Sprains, and Injuries
Proper hydration helps keep your joints and
muscles lubricated, so you’ll less likely get
cramps and sprains.
8. Less Likely to Get Sick and Feel
Healthy
Drinking plenty of water helps fight ailments
like the flu, kidney stones, and heart attack.
Water mixed with lemon is used primarily for
ailments like respiratory disease, intestinal
problems, rheumatism and arthritis etc.
Drinking water also improves our immune
system.
9. Relieves Fatigue
Water is used by the body to help flush out
toxins and waste products that the body
doesn’t need. If your body lacks of water your
heart will need to work a lot harder to pump
out the oxygenated blood to all cells. Same
goes for the rest of your vital organs, your
organs will be exhausted and so will you.
10. It Puts You in A Good Mood
Water makes your body feel good and gives
you more energy. Your body will communicate
with your brain and tell it that it’s happy.

Culled from somewhere on the internet. Wish I could remember where though. CIAO!!!
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students (undergraduate/graduate) Chatroom by Crisnite(m): 9:26am On Oct 12, 2013
jazinogold: i hail o...dat means u go no d likes of ehima, kennedy, ejiro, abraham e.t.c and dt una female HOD...akukuma!
Na me hail pass ooo....why!!!
Ehima-d most brilliant (according to wetin d lecturers talk ooo)
Kennedy-class rep of life. I call him Anozie pikin n he calls me Umezuruike pikin
Ejiro-dt fyn brilliant gal wey later bcum badoo 4 ekosodin
Abraham-ahhhh, dats my oga at d top.
Akukuma- my babe dat year (na because she b my gf dts y I fit grag frm dt UBA dept or else OYO for b my name). Jst kiddin
Ask any of dem abt SCOFIELD a.k.a the UNSERIOUS ONE evn Godspower dey bliv me.
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students (undergraduate/graduate) Chatroom by Crisnite(m): 9:19am On Oct 12, 2013
Sermwell: hu no knw d hostel? Wen u enta hall 3, take ur ryt close 2 wia dem dey sell bread; e face baba tailor nd egbon barber shop! After d fence na power gen houz!
GBAM!
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students (undergraduate/graduate) Chatroom by Crisnite(m): 8:34am On Oct 12, 2013
jazinogold: Who fit remember this hostel?
This is Hall 3, Block E......d only Block with ebelebo both front n back.
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students (undergraduate/graduate) Chatroom by Crisnite(m): 3:59am On Oct 12, 2013
calabaman: Nice thread op! I graduated from uniben "the UBA" dept 4years ago... GREAT UNIBEN! Can't say I miss ekosodin though
Fellow NACOSSite, I see u my nigga. Graduated frm UNIBEST in 2011. Miss everytin abt d sch n esp my guys in Ekosodin-a place to be.
I wish ya'll d bxt stay in UNIBEN, like some will call it, the Havard of Naija.

NYSCRe: 2012 Batch C, How Much Did You Save From Your Alawi? by Crisnite(m): 3:11pm On Sep 28, 2013
airclipse: Errbody jes writing I saved this I saved that.... The person that started this thread did nt tell u Ђσω much he/she saved o... So @ OP Ђσω much u save??undecided
I can speak on his behalf cos we served 2geda bt a batch ahead of us i.e d last batch dt passed out. He save #65K......but reading wat evrybdy is saying dey saved, shame no gree me talk my own cos God knw say I flex Cross River small. Gals, drinks, food, u name it, I flex am well to d extent d locals nicknamed me 'Corper Loverboy' n 'Federal chopper'. Cost of living here is high n I tried my best to make d NYSC experience something to remember.
Well, now dt I hv 'justified' my reckless spending, I fink its tym to disclose my savings. All I can boost of is d #5K I borrowed sum1 n d last two alawee (N.B: na inside I go transport from Calabar to Lagos) so do d calculation.
#37,100.
NYSCRe: 2012 Batch C, How Much Did You Save From Your Alawi? by Crisnite(m): 12:28pm On Sep 28, 2013
Kzea: 2 hundred k.
Guy, u can lie for universe.....u jst wanna make we dat didn't save feel miserable. Go jooor

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