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@Pointblank13....vry interesting indeed.
@jahlove4jah.....ex-crosskopa hw far u? Dis is federal chopper reporting live frm okuni. Afila
@MOD., this is d kind of news dat ought to be in frontpage nt d recent trend dt u pple follow. FP ASAP PLS
WE ARE GOOD TO GO!!!

p.josh:
I am not saying studyin com.sci is bad,ii am jst saying is a waste of time.For example, if u do not study medicine or law ,u can never be a doctor or lawyer.A simple webdeveloper do not need all what u've mentioned above to create a website, but some pple still call him a computer scientist .
Don't knw if u understand what i am sayng?

because evrybdy refers to a spoon as as shovel does dt make d spoon a shovel? Jst because ur bb Q10 can ping my bb curve 2 n vice versa does dt mean dt dey r on same level?
You dnt hv to answer, its jst rhetorics.
Long Live NACOSS!!!
Long Live all programmers!!!

sashx: So fresh graduates have no value. BTW, tnk d Almighty dey didnt say post graduation experience. So even IT nd NYSC experience go serve purpose nw

You get sense my guy!!!! All na experience dependin on hw u package ur self.

cyrielo: I can help get a 4GB RAM 2.0Ghz processor web cam 500GB hard drive windows 7,8 and Ubuntu installed with eclipse notepad++ dream Weaver , UDK game engine and other programming software installed and movies. but obviously not a brand new one what do you say?

I wld say, LET'S TALK BUSINESS!!! Hit me up on crisnite@sailormoon.com or send me a pm.

I am Paul Vitti and I am an introvert.

yawa-ti-de:
I don't think this is possible. PUB to PDF? Sure. PUB to JPG or PNG, probably not possible.

Why do you need to do this?

Pls, I nid ur help badly. I downloaded some documents saved in .epub format (dnt knw wat dis means) bt wld like to convert dem to pdf so I can read. Also, I can't access my downloaded files compressed in rar. Pls hw do I extract diz files? NB: my system is ASUS eeePC model X101 whc runs on MeeGo (fedora linux distro for mobile devices). Pls if there is anytin u can suggest to assist me here is highly appreciated.
Graphis+, ur attention is needed too on this. Thanks.

Javanian: i would give the person my login details to my developers account, i have started the process already, screen shots, logo and others. So i would send the app to the person and the person can help me upload it, shouldnt take more than 15 minutes, i think.

Dear, dt won't b a gud idea. Its against security etiquette n wat if d person u gave d app turns around n claim evrytin to b theirs n upload it via their own developers' acc nko? Na naija we dey whr trust is still a big issue.
I suggest u mit up wit d person physically (in a safe environment) n use his Mac to upload den u can sort him/her. Or beta yet, since u r a MOD reachout to NL team n use theirs.
Wish u d bxt in all ur endeavours.

PS: Mr. Seun pls take note n swing into action. Being ur usual sef, encourage n assist dis developer too.

Sorry ladies, you've lost another hot one to d men. Dayummmmm!!!! Who wld hv thunk it? Wentworth Miller, who played the lead character Michael Scofield in Prison Break came out as a gay man yesterday August 21 via an open letter to the Saint Petersburg Film Festival, rejecting an
invitation to attend a premiere there because
of Russia's recently-passed anti-gay laws.
The 41-year-old actor wrote:
Thank you for your kind invitation. As
someone who has enjoyed visiting Russia in
the past and can also claim a degree of
Russian ancestry, it would make me happy
to say yes. However, as a GAY (emphasis is mine) man, I must
decline.
I am deeply troubled by the current
attitude toward and treatment of gay men
and women by the Russian government. The
situation is in no way acceptable, and I
cannot in good conscience participate in a
celebratory occasion hosted by a country
where people like myself are being
systematically denied their basic right to
live and love openly.
Perhaps, when and if circumstances
improve, I'll be free to make a different
choice.
Until then. Wentworth Miller.

SOURCE: www./m/blogpost?id=6404731%3ABlogPost%3A416174

Good Boi: The 'bloodshed' is just the name of the IDE. Doesn't change anything.

You are very correct and I prefer Dev C++ IDE (integrated development environment) to any other IDEs. Just as someone would prefer that of Netbeans.....

NOTED!!!!
Let's move on to the next profitable thing. Thanks

Joe page: [color=#006600][/color]tanx for picking out dat side of their ineffective brain

Jst doin d due sir.

^^^^^^CAVEAT: the above comments are the humble opinion of a NL bystander and not those of a webmaster. So I still stand to be corrected in any case. Thanks.

@graphicsplus, I wld like to 'correct' some issues in ur counter-arguements especially d last 1. @Okeyxyz neva said C++ or PHP were skills bt dt 1 can be skilled in programming languages like C++, PHP etc n also hv a varying degree of proficiency in such languages. Also d speed wit which u shift (sway) wit evry counter-arguement makes 1 doubt d authenticity behind ur said SKILLS/ACHIEMENTS....
If u look closely u will see dt d point @Okeyxyz is trying to make is a valid one. Example, jst because Mark Zuckerberg is speakin in conferences all over d world doesn't mean he is more skilled than some web developers in his employ. Therefore ur list is not a set of skills bt rather a noble interest dey shd set out to achieve bt its nt evry1 dat is dat ambitious so it can't b a MUST.
I greatly admire n respect ur work on dis forum bt my humble opinion here is dat u knw d truth dat @okeyxyz is making bt u hv gotten too big to b corrected.
I will go wit @okeyxyz on dis 1.

homesteady: ICC back off! Nigeria has competent courts to handle the case!
Nigeria is big enough to solve Boko haram

I hv observed most of ur response on dis forum n my conclusion is: u either r too du.mb to use ur brain or u jst deliberately chose nt to use it.
Don't come here n insult people's sensibilities, write down wateva u wanna say on a piece of paper, think it over n over again b4 u choose to type it on dis forum. A word should be enough....

Immortality is an age-old concept. Mythology
as old as human history refers to people and
animals who never die. But, for the most part,
immortality is a fantasy-- right?
Well, right. Sort of. Surprisingly, there are
some animal species that, for whatever reason,
have simply decided that they don't like the
idea of death and that they will have no part in
it. These animals are functionally immortal.
They never age, and-- unless an outside force
does them in-- they could theoretically live
forever.
The Sea Anemone: The lowly sea anemone
doesn't look like an immortal animal. In fact,
it doesn't even look like an animal. In between
swaying to the left, swaying to the right, and
occasionally swallowing a bit of debris, this
brainless polyp is busy defying everything we
know about mortality. A sea anemone doesn't
age as it gets older; it simply grows bigger.
Fortunately for those who find this a little
creepy, none of them have lived long enough to
develop sentience yet-- they get wiped out at
around age 80 by heat, water pollution,
infections and greedy collectors.
The Lobster:
Like the sea anemone, the lobster is an . It has
no brain, and its central nevous system is
about as simple as a common household insect.
But lobsters have somehow figured out a way
to defy aging as we know it. Unlike people,
lobsters don't experience any change in
metabolism or body-function as they get
older. A one-hundred-year-old lobster will
even continue eating, moving and making baby-
lobsters without any sense of shame. They also
keep getting bigger-- meaning that, after a
couple-hundred years, they can be the size of
a wolf, and capable of scaring the living
daylights out of anyone
The Aldabra Giant Tortoise:
Aldabra giant tortoises are exactly what they
sound like-- freaking giant. The males can
weigh nearly 800 pounds, which would make
them the most terrifying animals in the world
if they ate meat and moved a little quicker.
Fortunately, Aldabra tortoises barely seem to
notice humans like us-- they aren't tame; they
simply don't care. Because, inside their little
reptilian brains, they are laughing at the fact
that we get old and die. We aren't sure just
how long Aldabra tortoises live, because they
have a pesky tendency to live longer than the
people watching them. The oldest confirmed
age of an Aldabra tortoise was 255 years, but
some may have lived to be twice that age.
The Rougheye Rockfish:
The rougheye rockfish just sounds defiant. In
fact, I'd include a few more desciptions-- like
riptide, rugged, rumblin', radical and ravin'--
in its name, but that would probably remind
you too much of that douchebag surfer-guy
who smoked a joint with your sister ten years
ago. And, just like that surfer-guy, the
rockfish is incredibly ugly but makes up for it
by being defiant of everything. Including
mortality. A rougheye rockfish, which is a
functionally immortal animal, can live to be
200 years old or more, unless some guy with a
fishing-pole manages to break it of its
persistent addiction to life.
The Immortal Jellyfish:
The name says all. When the immortal
jellyfish gets tired of being a sexually mature
adult, it can decide to be a polyp-- that is, a
baby-- again. To do this, the jellyfish
(technically a medusa) turns itself inside-out,
then re-absorbs its tentacles and other
dangly-bits. It then land in its grave (or birth
site) somewhere in the sand and becomes a
colony of tiny little polyps. It's like your
grandpa deciding that he's going to go to bed
and turn into a few dozen fetuses-- only the
immortal jellyfish doesn't have dementia and
actually will follow through on its threat.
The Hydra:
The hydra is a nearly microscopic immortal
animal, but what it lacks in size it makes up
for in stamina. (You probably know at least a
handful of men who use the same excuse with
with their girlfriends.) Hydras are actually
remarkably efficient predators; they release
an explosion of neurotoxins into their prey,
paralyze it, and then consume the animal
whole. Every single cell in the hydra's tiny
body is constantly dividing and rejuvenating,
so any injured, polluted or defective cells are
diluted by the thousands of others. Because
they are constantly replenishing their living
cells, hydras do not age at all-- ever.
Immortality doesn't truly exist in practice,
but, in theory, any of these immortal animals
really coulld manage to live forever.
Unfortunately for them (and fortunately for
us) environmental conditions do eventually
destroy every living "immortal" animal.

caribchic: Christiano something

Lolzzzz....my surname is not 'SOMETHING' oooo. U try sha.
^^^^(back to d mata) Catherine Orji

1. The fish died late
ANS: eja.ku.late
2. I dey count foam
ANS: mouka foam
3. I beat Lisa
ANS: mona lisa
4. Funke killed rumours
ANS: Funke pakurumo
5. Tunde's dad shaves Shola's hair
ANS: Baba Tunde Fashola
6. Abu runs away
ANS: Abu ja
7. Funmi dribbles Seun
ANS: Fumigation

Wale Adenuga

Abdul Adam56: When will Dbanj got married?

When you learn how to speak proper english.

carzola: My girl friend is fresher than...both their girls(x2) i thank God 4d master plan

Guy, u can LIE for life.....if its true, post u n ur gf's pix as a replay to my claim on dis thread n I assure u ur gf is nt half as pretty as mine......CHALLENGE tendered!!!

homesteady: Wole Soyinka is supposed to be ashamed of himself after reading this unbiased speech!!

This man said the bare truth!!
Meanwhile Prof wole soyinka only laid the blame on patience jonathan and gave a presidential handshake to Amaechi!!

Note: Prof. Wole Soyinka neva sided Gov. Ameachi. He only criticised d fact dt a 'first lady'(an unconstitutional post) wld deny a governor(a constitutional post) and many oda ministers n citizens d right of passage on a public road. Tantamount to holdin d state at ransome...he said d president should b held responsible if any harm is done to d governor cos d presidency is obviously using 'undemocratic means (force) to solve a democratic problem'. Same tin echoed by d Prof. and Afenifere in different words.
Don't b quick to insult some1 until u fully undastnd wat dy r gettin at. Jst because d governor has faultd doznt mean all his rights wld b trampled upon, he is still d governor of dt state until such a tym as he is made odawise. You can't use injustice to correct injustice.....dats d point of Prof. Wole Soyinka

It wasn't an easy task esp tryin to fuzzify d non-numerical data like feelings n moods into usable figures bt 1s done it was d coding dt gave me headache.....at d end it workd fine wit d little parameters I imputed.

PhenomenonVFX: I never really had much love for genetic algorithms. But fuzzy logic is considerable.
So Sir Crisnite, pray tell, what exactly did u do on it. And how god was the performance?

Mehn, I fell in love with GA dt period bt FL, well as d name goes was just fuzzy bt scaled through. My work was on an 'expert' system dt can take the symptoms of a patient(plus d degree of d symptoms) n diagnose d patient for an ailment. Mine was focused on hrt diseases.

*clears throat, beams smile n suddenly sets a serious face* I did a project way back on geno-fuzzy systems (genetic algorithm n fuzzy logic), closely related to artificial neural networks. Am rusty now though bt wouldn't mind helping out where I can. So what seek ye?

baba dey: Happy birthday to him. But why would a man in his right senses insult a married woman just because Democracy permits him?. This is the man that told jonathan to consider HOMOS cos they have rights too. This is the man that said he doesnt believe in any God,so he doesnt think there is one. This is the man that divorced 3 times. This is the man that started confraternity (who told you,the main purpose was to fight our colonial masters?). This man is in a very popular and strong occult group in Nigeria (Dont ask me how i know). We (nigerians) are the ones shooting ourselves in the leg but will always blame it on something shaaa. Whatever!!!

Are u stu....pid or jst findin it hard to use ur senses? Jst because sum1 is married (whether male or female) doznt mean they can't b insultd if dia actions warrant it. Hw can a person prevent d governor, CEO of a state frm passin cos she is d 1st lady (an unconstitutional position)? She hz no rite over d governor (evn if he is nt a saint) weda in d state or d country at large. The Prof. only called her to order n u say he insultd her. YOU ARE A BIG FO...OOOOL (dats an insult). Secondly, hv u checkd ur dictionary to knw wat a confraternity is b4 u start writin non.sense? Also, he said HOMOS hv rights n u fink he is been foo...Lish? So because someone's sexual proclivity is homosexuality, u bliv dt outrightly destroys or cancels his rites to oda tins? Yung man, use ur head.
Jst as he said homos hv rites, he also hz d constitutional rite to belong to any religion, fraternal order or even an occult as long as they r constitutional approved. He hz d rite to believe in any god or to b an atheist.
I hv closely read all d bitter diatribes postd on dis thread bt d likes of u, billioniare n odas who r claimin he did wrong by cautionin d president's wife witout choosin to comment bt urs forced me against my will.....Prof. Wole Soyinka is a human being (also wit faults) n nt a saint bt in light wit d recent happenings or ur unfounded accusations, he has no fault. Dat said, let's celebrate our own person.....HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO U SIR....hapi bof 2 cbt, we shant c @ ttg. A2U sir.

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chei: I heard he graduated with a 3rd class?

Una don start again!!!!!
Whr is ur SOURCE

penny01502: I don't believe ignorance people like you still exist in our great country, imagine you displaying your sense of ignore and stupi**dity of social network.

No offence bt u r a direct epitome of wat u just wrote or wat u r implying.....u insult ppl yet ur construction of english is notin to write about. May God help us frm ILLITERACY (dnt blame it on social media or autocorrect)