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@chucksd

Beautiful analysis! Racism is more often seen in things suppressed than in racist chants and banners; more in deprivation and indifference than all-out expressions of attack. Subtle but with strong impact.

The synonym for the whole analysis _{+ more} is Republicans!

Check these out

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-76618.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-5023.0.html

I could have plantain chips for breakfast ; boli (roasted plantain) for lunch and fried plantain for dinner, 7 days a week! God knows i won't complain

I forgot to add that applicants must be based in Lagos. Thanks.

I forgot to add that applicants must be based in Lagos. Thanks.

A new insurance brokerage coy. requires for urgent employment the following:

1. Head of Technical- must be a matured, technically sound insurance practitioner with ACIIN with at least 5 years cognate experience in Insurance brokerage outfit

2. Head of Marketing - must have up to 5 years experience in marketing of insurance products and a good personality to go with it.

3. Insurance Marketing Executives

4. Despatch Rider

5. Driver

Interested applicants should send their e-mail to : chezmot08@yahoo.com not later than September 30, 2008

littlekim:
thanks everyone. Am eternally grateful to u all.

My spoken english has improve quite tremendously. In addition to all u ve said i also tried chaning my environment, and also ensured that i spoke the language more often. I think the key to good communication is constant practice.

Hmmm

Negro_Ntns:
For those who do not know the codes, let me help clarify what these terms mean. I will tell it in urban folks understanding and I will tell it in small town America's understanding.

Urban interpretation

Moose burger - animal cruelty, bad taste, disgusting

Pregnant Teenagers - rebel, drug, clubbing, school drop-out

Hockey sticks - white sports, aggression

Small town interpretation

Moose burger - hunting, gun, trophy, custom, territory

Pregnant teenagers - family pride, maturity, tradition

Hockey sticks - community, competition, bragging rights, leadership

I wonder where you got that interpretation from. Pregnant teenagers, family pride based on small town mentality? Seriously doubt

Brash!:
but word is that she intends to marry the dude that put that baby in her womb?

Anyway, republicans can deal with the issue

democrats shouldnt be de-railed by this, itz all the way to the white house, no complacence!

Married they would soon be. Marriage under political duress. You wan know who the husband be ? Wonders shall never end!



Sarah Palin Exposed
Levi Johnston - Palin’s Future Son-in-Law
with 5 comments

It’s out. The name of the guy who impregnated the governor’s daughter is Levi Johnston.

In his blog he introduces himself as a 17-year-old guy who likes to play hockey. Although he hasn’t updated his blog since last December, newspapers are reporting he’s still 17 and is entering his senior year at Wasilla High School.

And apparently, he’s a jock in every sense of the word. In his December 17, 2007 blog entry he writes:

“god, I fucking hate math.  Why do they make this shit so complicated.  sorry for cussing but this is stupid.  Why on earth would I ever need to know x and y and all that.  I’m going to be a hockey player.  I don’t need the quadratic equation tyvm.  Bristol knows math though, thank good.  She helps me with it.  Hopefully I can just pass this class and get on with it.”

So Bristol was helping him out with his Math. That’s hilarious. And he took full advantage of her. Johnston also stresses that he won’t need to study for a real job because he’s going to become a professional hockey player. Wow, I guess that won’t happen anymore. What kind of job is this guy going to get though?

According to his blog, his greatest achievement seems to be that he made Varsity Ice Hockey at Wasilla High School. So this guy wants to marry Bristol? How is he going to provide for his family? Oh yeah, I see, his parents-in-law are going to help him find a government job.

Johnston says he met Bristol in August, 2007 and had a big crush on her right away. His August 27 blog entry has the title “Met Someone” and reads:

“Her name is Bristol.  and she is HOT.  I’ve been with girls before, but I think this is the one.  what do you think?”

Since his rise to fame, Johnston’s blog has become quite popular. Here’s one of the latest replies on his blog, possibly from one of his friends:

“DoooD, Your huge popular now, you tagged the right G.O.P. betty to buy your way into the NHL and more …… Be Proud Of Your Sperm !! ( do some talk shows and make a cool million )”



Johnston also has a MySpace page, in addition to his own website. The New York Post published the following excerpts:

“I’m a f—in’ redneck” who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.

“But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in’ chillin’ I guess.”

“Ya f - - - with me I’ll kick [your] ass.”

Johnston also maintains he is “in a relationship” but adds “I don’t want kids.” Oops, I guess that’s not going to work out anymore. Who knows? Maybe he was pressured into agreeing to marriage. He could change his mind though.


Its amazing how politics take the upper hand even in family and private issues. Does the guy described above come across as 'husband'? NA HUSBAND BE DAT ?. Na wa o. The main problem i have with the whole thing is the Palin's speech on it. All of a sudden, what her daughter did was now the beautiful thing to do, with her painting the 'happilly ever after' scenario.

Then it still amazes me how the Republicans did such a shoddy job in their selection of a VP. Everyday, more and more negative publicity would  come their way with this woman they have chosen.

I fully agree with those who accuse her of hypocrisy or how else would you explain this:

You do everything politically possible to ensure your ex-brother-in-law's appointment is terminated without basis. This is a man with nine children, nine mouths to feed! You now come out to talk about strong family values and favorable family welfare. If this is not hypocrisy, then what is?

@ topic

I would say 'of course, u should always be gay, i didn't have a sad child'

But seriously, at that point in time, that word (gay) would have only one meaning (which i will readily vehemently defend) which is HAPPY!

Another meaning? Haven't heard of it.

This post too, by lami4life  in the thread 'The Worst food you've ever eaten'


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  Re: The Worst Food You've Ever Eaten !!
« #145 on: April 04, 2008, 01:10 PM » 

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i have this aunt who's very, very adventurous when it comes to culinary skills. She can come up with a wide variety of food combinations that can actually expedite ones journey to the grave! But because she's a very nice individual and has the best of intentions, some of us who are dear to her have had to endure the minutes of gulping down these poison sorry, food, with plastic smiles and complimentary remarks God help you if you leave out the complimentary remarks

Now one of most amazing combinations I'v encountered with her is Akamu (pap) with cooked rice now wait for this mixed together .

On learning about our menu for the day, virtually every family member came up with reasons to abscond or abstain (e.g 'Sorry I'v got to leave, something just came up'; 'I'm on a special diet, won't be able to join you"; I'll eat mine later. Just leave it in the pot" .  Muggins (now that's me) was feeling so considerate and decided to make her happy by eating.

In retrospect, that was the singular most suicidal action I'v ever taken . I still live with the regret.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-126622.0.html

Had quite a laugh on this thread.

E dey pain person seriously o. Ha ha na wetin . Even u wey post, na to laugh me. @ least react to the post now

WHY IS NO ONE RESPONDING TO MY POST NOW IT'S NOT FAIR

His girlfriend, heh? Then i suppose you'll be going on that trip together via suitcase/egbe/camel. God help you

Busy_body:
Don't mind the yeye Lucabrasi who does not want bigmodo to succeed, I am only interested in what is best for bigmodo hence the reason I told him the travelling in the suitcase idea he brought up was his best bet.

You must have a heart of gold! So we still have caring Nigerians like you? Bigmodo, if i were you, I'll make Busy body my friend and advisor

Busy-body and Lucabrasi,

Ha ha, don't be so hard on the guy. He can make it if he so believes

@poster

Do you know what the yorubas call 'egbe'? Its the surest bet to your dreamland. Ask the elders if you don't understand.

The company's accounts have been doctored. So it may not be a good investment.

Your claim lacks substance. If you're sure about this, substantiate.

don't take it personal just winding u up!
[quote][/quote]No, No, I didn't. Was joking too . Still need to know when the list would be released though

Now this size issue is complicated in my case I can conveniently wear a size 8 top, while i have a size 10 waist (on rare occasions, size 8 would do just fine) and an uncompromising size 12 (almost going 14) hips. Know of any designer that would meet my specification in, say, a skirt suit?

AMAKAONE:
hmmm, tales by moonlight

I have yet to meet a person who can write coherently and eloquently and fail to express themselves with the same level of eloquence verbally.

*smh*

na boredom cause this kain post on Nairaland

Word!

The original poster is anything but sincere. Unfortunately so many seem to have fallen for her idle talks

Na you know. Ok, ok, i score 50%. Are you happy now? You needn't be so, so BRASH! At least half bread is better than nothing (no puns intended). I try now. Abi?

Recently checked my result. Na wa o. Na only 50% dem see give person . I get hope? Its the MBA part time I'm applying for + when is the program starting?

Na wa o. God dey sha

@Rexfx2 & lan29

Thanx a million. will check at the bookshop.

You could also consider the Honda Alla (honestly don't know the spelling). Anyway, they are strong cars.

I'm surprised Chevrolet cars are being critisized here in the area of fuel consumption. I use a Chevrolet (Aveo) and have abosolutely no complaints about the car. In fact i purposely tested its fuel consumption last week. I filled my tank on Friday on the way back home from the office, travelled to Ibadan on Saturday, toured different parts of Ibadan, came back to Lagos on Sunday and still had enough fuel to carry me through Monday(to and from the office) and Tuesday morning. I stay on the Mainland but work on the Island (Lagos). Now if that is not good fuel consumption, what is? I'v used the car for almost a year and have absolutely no regrets

I would also recommend a Skoda anytime. I have a number of people around me who use the brand and they all have good stories to tell. it is a rugged brand. My brother uses both Octavia and Superb ( both Skoda brands) and is planning getting the new Octavia for his wife!

Sometimes the best way to find out the best car to buy is asking people using the brands u are considering and which brands have cult followership. It is atimes an indicator of satisfaction derived from its performance. And of course, some of the security issues mentioned are very, very important.

Hello all.

I'm desperately in need of past questions that can help with the entrance exam. As it is, I'm kind of rusty (left Uni 10years ago) and can't remember the last exam ( in whatever written form) I'v written.

Pls save a soul

Unilag is selling forms for Masters' progaramme. Although the stipulated date for submission has lapsed, if u can get and submit a form before June 20,2008, you're o.k. You'l also need to pay N2k late submission penalty. Don't know of any other uni

A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor. During an experiment, a brunette sat in the chair and the professor asked her to tell about herself.
She began, "I think you are the best teacher I've ever had."
The chair immediately dumped her on the floor.
After the brunette left in a snit, a blonde sat in the chair. The professor asked her to tell something of her life.
She began, "I think -"
The next thing she knew, she was sitting on the floor.