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Ghanaian Author, Entrepreneur, Activist and The Founder of Golden Palm Investments (GPI) says he threw a jab at Nigerian Jollof on stage at a wedding in Lagos.. and then all of a sudden his mic stopped working and said we have juju ,so that is how they now view Nigerians as if we are the only country that have juju.. but he doesn't know that the sound guy played with his mic as a warning to his insult on 9ja jollof rice.

See his tweet below and an epic reply that followed.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/naija-juju-this-ghanaian-man-claimed.html#more

see as 9ja don turn caricature for oda country

LIBSocials:
The real MVP

As my friend would say... Na mammy water dey give this guy all him beats.

lols i tells u

A Nigerian lady has pranked her mother that she had a one-night-stand with a White man, and she’s pregnant, and that she’d be aborting the pregnancy.
Her mother’s reply was quite sweets.. “We’re in this together”
See WhatsApp screenshots below:
see more pics
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/nigerian-lady-pranks-her-mother-on.html#more

can sm1 explain dis piece to me.for dis recession diamond ke.nah zinc

Facebook user, Bodmas P. Kemepadei, shared that the Dolphin was caught in the early hours of Monday at the Brass local government area of Bayelsa State.

Never knew we had dolphins in the country though… Mehn! This is just sad! Look how they butchered that wonderful creature into pieces… a creature that can be used for wildlife conservation.., smh!

Source: www.godwingist.com/2017/02/dolphin-caught-and-butchered-in-bayelsa.html#more

let d magicbegin

if i say dey r mad nw it won't b enof,but let thunder distribute dia shares individuali.

leme goan sleep .9jria jst tire psn is dia any country dat will gimme green card,free house nd job leme jst go dia coz ma eyes av seen tins nd ma ears r paining me

i jst give up

seriously can sm1 borrow me words to say.

am so apy wid dis news.ma dad will b more glad 2 hear dis news.coz he saw hell wid dis fools cald soldiers

ndokwa yam no dey carry last.

azimibraun:
Kenya!!!!!! Ah! See how dem turn disadvntge to advantage. If you wan follow Kenya man run marathon forget first position. I can assure you that and if dem be 10 the just know say na 11th position you go take.

hhahahha no be lie u talk jare.dey av been running right rm dia mother's womb

A Twitter user has left many people shocked while narrating the experience of a friend who found out her man was sleeping with a corpse after they had had s*x.

Read below:
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/lady-had-sex-with-guy-who-works-in.html#more

These beautiful twin sisters are expecting to deliver their babies at the same time… how cool is that?!

Their photographer, Kelles photography, shared the images that has since gone viral.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/checkout-these-beautiful-photos-of-2.html#more

The lovely lass actually turned 10 last December… and looking at her photos, it really is hard to believe that she’s just a decade old.

What do you think though? See a photo of her birthday invitation card below:
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/would-you-believe-that-this-lovely.html#more

PMWSpirit:
Seconded

if thirded dey i tink i support also.i hate dem wid passion.dey r hrtless i won't forgive dem for what dey did to ma dad.nobdy forced u to join,some jst wana wear d uniform to brutalize odas.we didn't say u ain't dng ya job bt some of u soldiers r wild animals on uniform chikena

i just dnt knw wat to say

thunder wey dey do IT go fire dem if i dnt see d reverse,stupid ppl

An alleged 5 months old foetus was on Tuesday, found at the Madam Tinubu female hostel in UNILAG. The photo is really heart breaking though…
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/heart-wrenching-photo-of-aborted-5.html#more

A Nigerian family has given an outcry after their daughter, Mrs. Oluwashola Gaska (nee Adefolalu) mysteriously died and was cremated by her Polish husband, Mr. Jakub Gaska, without their consent.

According to the deceased’s elder sister at a press conference in Lagos on Wednesday, Mrs. Abimbola Essien-Nelson, Oluwashola was murdered and her corpse hastily cremated to cover it despite the family’s objection.

The family has petitioned the Federal Government to unravel the mystery surrounding her death .In the petition, dated January 29, 2017, and titled, ‘Petition against Mr. Jakub Gaska for the murder, unlawful cremation and burial of Oluwashola Atunrayo Gaska (nee Adefolalu) in Krakow, Poland, on December 28, 2016,’ the family detailed how the late Oluwashola, who studied in Poland, settled in the country and later married Gaska in 2010.
The petition read in part:

“The last verbal conversation I had with the deceased took place on December 24, 2016, and she made no complaint about her health. At about 11.28am, on Wednesday, December 28, 2016, I received a telephone call from the husband that ‘there had been an accident, Shola had fallen unconscious and had died.’
“The husband did not tell me the nature of the so called accident. I was still conversing with the husband when the telephone was disconnected.
“The husband later called me back on the same day, stating that Oluwashola fell ill on Tuesday, and that he and his sister took her to the a hospital (the name of the hospital was not provided). He said she passed away at about 3am on Wednesday, December 28, 2016.”
The petition added that plans were being made to travel to Krakow to give the deceased a befitting burial when her husband informed them that her remains would be cremated as he and Olwashola agreed during a discussion.

It was gathered that the family requested that the husband wait until the arrival of family members in January 2017 to partake in the funeral rites.

“We also made it clear to him that because of the sudden nature of her death, we want to see her corpse. We sent several sets of representatives from the Nigerian community to him in this regard, but he refused to allow anyone access to the corpse. His response was that Oluwashola said only Abmibola and no other person, should see her corpse,” the petition read.
Gaska reportedly cremated Oluwashola’s remains on January 2, 2017. He also allegedly interred the ashes on January 7, 2017, without officially informing the Adefolalus.

Essien Nelson recalled that the husband’s final words on the heated issue regarding the cremation was that :”The cremation will proceed as planned and there is nothing anyone can do about it”

On how the couple met, Essien said:

In 2000, Shola travelled to Poland to study Architecture,after graduating and working for some years the deceased informed the family that she had met and intended to marry Jakub Gaska and settle down in Poland”
“As an African family, the expectation of the family was that the potential husband would formally visit Nigeria to comply with Yoruba native laws and customs in respect to the traditional marriage rights but this did not happen”
read more
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/polish-man-allegedly-murders-cremates.html#more

So we came across these photos of a Nigerian father and his 3 children who are all pilots – Ademola, Adeoye and Sinmi Ajibola are the three children, who have taken after their father’s profession, and it’s melting our hearts.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/meet-nigerian-father-pilot-and-his.html#more

according to the constitution of Nigeria,if the president goes on a vacation be it health or anytin,d vice has the power automatically to carry out his duties without hindrance jst dat we take positions personally asif nah our papa estate.if buhari lyks let him cum bk all i knw is dat osibanjo shld carry onn wid d affairs of dis country nd stp wasting out tym.kill me if u no agree.he is nt ill bt u r telling us to pray for his quick recovery,hope dey knw dat recession has nt made Nigerians daft

when mamas dnt wana agree dey r old

A teenager from Pakistan has become an internet sensation after he filmed himself popping his eye balls out.
Ahmed Khan, 14, can pop his eyes out beyond eye sockets by over 10 mm. Khan, who studies at a local school in Lahore, discovered his unique ability to pop his eyes last year.
A teenager from Pakistan has become an internet sensation after he filmed himself popping his eye balls out.
Ahmed Khan, 14, can pop his eyes out beyond eye sockets by over 10 mm. Khan, who studies at a local school in Lahore, discovered his unique ability to pop his eyes last year.
‘Last year, I was doing something and I touched my eye and the eyeball popped out,’ said the 14-year-old. ‘I thought I had damaged my eye or something but realised it did not cause any harm to my eye.
I tried popping the other eye out and I was successful. This seemed fun and after trying a couple of times I got used to it.’
Although, he is very popular in his school thanks to his unique talent, many kids are scared of Khan.
‘Many younger kids in school run away when they see me. They are scared of my eye popping,’ he said.
‘Even the girls in school get scared. They think that my eyes will fall out into my hands or something.’
Khan is now ‘eyeing’ a place in the Guinness World record books.
‘Once I had mastered the art of popping eyeballs at will, I was told by my friends about Guinness Book of World Records. That day it became my aim to break the record,’ he said.
The record for popping eyeballs to the maximum currently belongs to Kim Goodman from the US who can pop her eyes out of her eye sockets by 12mm.
Khan said: ‘My eye popping is way better than the American woman who owns the record and I can break her record anytime.’
ee more pics
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/meet-14-year-old-pakistani-boy-that-can.html#more

19-year-old Kylie Jenner look alike model, Jailyne Ojeda Ochoa, has over 5 million Instagram followers, and she isn’t just followed because she is a model, but obviously because of her mouth watering derriere which has people’s attention.
She gained the spotlight last year when she claimed she was just 18 and she now has had tongues wagging even more, as she turns 19.
More of her photos below:
see more pixs here:
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/see-photos-of-19-year-old-model-that.html#more

ohk issorite.love begins at 106

d vip treatment sef dey r giving him is jst annoying me,see his face.if psn steal 500naira,nah life imprison dey for give am.money ,money ,money.

tkpoint2:
SMH for you

Some people can not even think straigth again in this recession

That was an handcuff he was hiding bro!

i jst saw dat nw,was tinkin wat he was hiding

this suicide of a thing is turning into madness