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Crime / Breaking News-commandant Of Peace Corps Dickson Akoh Kidnapped By Gunmen Yesterd by crispyvick(f): 8:57am On Mar 01, 2017
After the opening of the peace corps national headquarters complex along jabi yesterday Tuesday 28th February 2017,Amb Dickson Akoh was kidnapped by gunmen last night.
it sounds like a coincidence and a planned work but this is not good especially to those youth who are having hopes of gaining employment to peace corps,Amb Dickson has a vision to reduce unemployment among youths in Nigeria but with this latest development i hope things goes well and moreover if you have something to do with peace corps this is the time for you to pray for his safety so that the dream of this man will be actualize. you can remember the battle for the bill to be passed and those against it,after gaining that victory ,they are still waiting for the presidency to pass the bill and with their latest development yesterday,people thinks it might happen this month.but maybe some people may not be happy with this development .
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/breaking-news-commandant-of-peace-corps.html

Education / Re: JAMB Has NOT Scrapped Awaiting Result For 2017 UTME- Ignore Rumours by crispyvick(f): 11:51pm On Feb 28, 2017
originalKsp:


Follow jamb on twittet for confirm updates @jambhq
alrit tnx
Crime / Re: Nigerian Held Over The Death Of Guinean Prostitute In Conakry (photos) by crispyvick(f): 11:22pm On Feb 28, 2017
alrit any bad tyn ,dey wana identify it wid nigeria .bt to dis one we say a big No,conte is suppose to b chelsea coach abi.
conte ke olosho ni
Education / Re: JAMB Has NOT Scrapped Awaiting Result For 2017 UTME- Ignore Rumours by crispyvick(f): 11:15pm On Feb 28, 2017
originalKsp:


Jamb said it was a misrepresentation by some news agency.
it shld bera be.
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu At The Great Wall Of China (Photos) by crispyvick(f): 10:37pm On Feb 28, 2017
dos steps no b here,das lyk exercise for a wk.
Education / Re: JAMB Has NOT Scrapped Awaiting Result For 2017 UTME- Ignore Rumours by crispyvick(f): 10:34pm On Feb 28, 2017
Badgers14:
Yesterday they scrapped it, today they scrapped it not...
Today dollar 445, tomorrow dollar 509

Today bubu on vacation, tomorrow he was actually on a medical leave...

The kin news we hear in Nigeria sef...
i tire o.i jst tire.i dnt even knw if d name Nigeria is even a lie

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Education / Re: JAMB Has NOT Scrapped Awaiting Result For 2017 UTME- Ignore Rumours by crispyvick(f): 10:32pm On Feb 28, 2017
what madness,i jst saw on silver bird news now dat it has been scrapped. pls y all dis confusion haba what demented ppl do we av in the educational sector.
Religion / Re: "I'm A Muslim, My Christian Fiancee Wants Me To Become Christian Before We Wed" by crispyvick(f): 9:03pm On Feb 28, 2017
to be sincere 25 out of 100 survive dis kind of marriage.dude am a christian bt i dnt see dis working out for u ppl.anytin cald forced doesn't end well if u dnt use ur mind.
Crime / Re: Policemen Flee, Remove Uniforms As Robbers Storm Bank In Asaba by crispyvick(f): 2:05pm On Feb 28, 2017
hehehhe b4 nko.shei i go die for 9ja.bt humans nd moni d man for release d moni nah nd save his life
Religion / Re: Working Wives Should Submit Salaries To Their Husbands - Pastor. Nigerians React by crispyvick(f): 1:47pm On Feb 28, 2017
guyz knw bera.to collect bae salary is lyk telling d bank to keep ur moni nd they start cutting charges evri day. where ma husband cum nd collect nd pay double hw abt dat.wen she sees u wid biscuit she go ask whr d moni cum rm,even if nah gum u dey chew she go ask hw d moni cum rm,nah u go vex give her back her moni.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Picture Of Buhari And Hadiza, His Daughter In London by crispyvick(f): 12:54pm On Feb 28, 2017
i see
Crime / Re: 3 Aborted Babies Found On The Road (Disturbing Photos) by crispyvick(f): 12:43pm On Feb 28, 2017
jesu,had to even show ma mum dis.even shout she no fit shout,triplet i guess.why won't God give woman dat r lukin for kids instead of oloshos
Education / Re: How True Is This About Mathematics Teachers? Very Funny by crispyvick(f): 5:05pm On Feb 27, 2017
u aint far rm d truth u knw
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Graphics Works So Far by crispyvick(f): 4:34pm On Feb 27, 2017
i luv all dis graphics.kinna gives me d giggle
Education / Re: "The Truth About IG Yusuf's Sex Scandal With Grace, 400l IBB University Student" by crispyvick(f): 4:30pm On Feb 27, 2017
i taught it was dos meruwas dat wrote dis stuff.
hail me coz i managed to scale through wat he wrote,in all ramification he is claiming that this is all a blackmail bt i see dis as defense mechanism.
who r we to judge wen will where not even dia,hope evribdy learnt sm lessons atall here.
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Break Up With Me Because She Doesn't Want Sex Anymore by crispyvick(f): 4:22pm On Feb 27, 2017
jst yesterday a guy posted on NL dat he doesn't want his gurl again nd sm blabla. saying he doesn't wana even marry her nd she doesn't wana leave him.
i wish ppl can learn hw to kip dia rhlship private , asking d public for advice will only ruin ur decision bcoz dey aint in ya shoe rite nw nd u alone knw ur feelings.
best thing move on nd forget any karma issh ,no amount of pleading will bring her back nd i guess dia is anoda guy lyk smbdy said earlier or she doesn't want again das even one tin abt long distance stuff.move on dude
Food / Re: See The Chicken They Served A Wedding Guest (Pictured) by crispyvick(f): 3:44pm On Feb 27, 2017
meat nah meat jawe lol grin

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Romance / Re: Shock As Nigerian Lady Posts After-sex Photos With Her Boyfriend On Facebook by crispyvick(f): 3:41pm On Feb 27, 2017
wat happens in akw stays in akw
Celebrities / Re: "Ashawo", Fan Calls Halima Abubakar For Showing Derriere, She claps back (Photo) by crispyvick(f): 3:39pm On Feb 27, 2017
if nah kim nah dey for no talk.dia bizness abeg,even if she wana go naked nah her bizness,bt on a real level dos telin her to go nd marry r dey married too.we too talk jare
Crime / Re: Boat Conductor Kills Passenger’s Brother In Lekki Area Of Lagos (photo) by crispyvick(f): 11:22am On Feb 27, 2017
banana abi.ok after apple is banana isorite
Celebrities / “it Is Wicked To Say I Bleach My Skin,” — Reminisce by crispyvick(f): 11:16am On Feb 27, 2017
Rapper Reminisce has said to Sunday Scoop that it is a wicked rumour for anyone to say he bleaches his skin, because he does not.

He says the only thing he does to maintain his skin is to eat good food and people that know him before now can attest he has always had this colour.

“It is a wicked rumour for people to say that I bleach my skin. Those who know me from way back will tell you that I have a fair complexion, and I always try to take care of my skin by eating good food. I have never used any type of bleaching cream and I’m not about to start now. In fact, that’s the worst rumour I have ever heard about my person,” he said.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/it-is-wicked-to-say-i-bleach-my-skin.html

Family / Re: Wife Of Zambia Man Who Is A Maid To Chinese Man Delivers Asian-looking Baby (pic by crispyvick(f): 9:18am On Feb 27, 2017
is it my eyes or frm d screen. luks lyk u r u high on smtin cheap.u dat is dark lyk charcoal man read in btw d lines he sends money to keeps his baby, dis baby am seeing aint urz.try dis stunt in 9ja,haba too clear to be deceived
Romance / Re: "Lady Bleeds Uncontrollably From Her Privates After Following Yahoo Boyfriend" by crispyvick(f): 9:13am On Feb 27, 2017
her cup,she drinks.my own is to read,since gurls will not learn always chasing after shadows
Romance / Re: 7 Weird Things Men Find Attractive In Women by crispyvick(f): 9:07am On Feb 27, 2017
stretch marks,nah me wey be gurl i hate it nd am even fighting d small one on ma arm nd u r telling me sm guyz luv it.ifa hear
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Dele Momodu For Crediting Osinbajo by crispyvick(f): 9:03am On Feb 27, 2017
oganology33:
Team Wetin

Buhari & Osinbajo does not belong 2 any team. We have 2 teams in ASO; Team Buhari and his enemies of progress and Team Osinbajo and his South West brothers waiting patiently 4 the will of God 2 b done.

But e fit Dele sha. E no dey rest small. E 2 talk. Mtschewwww!!!
abi o ur head dey dia.she is spitting rubbish
Crime / Re: 11-Month-Old Baby Raped By Her Uncle Ogun Bleeds Endlessly (Graphic Photo) by crispyvick(f): 8:54am On Feb 27, 2017
God please jst cum down nd end dis world.we av done moredan sodom.jesu wtf i repeat wdf,oh av lost d perfect adjective to qualify dis insane behaviour. feed dis guy to d lion jare ,wat fucking investigation r dey still dng haba nah haba.

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Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World, Checkout Where Nigerian Pastors Are Placed by crispyvick(f): 3:49pm On Feb 26, 2017
buh ysdta i saw chris as d first
Nairaland / General / Re: Hippopotamus Caught In Kebbi Waters, Butchered (Photos) by crispyvick(f): 3:37pm On Feb 25, 2017
wat happened to d zoo,if dis animals r being butchered lyk dis walahi our next generation will will to travel far to see common ant sef
Nairaland / General / Re: Hippopotamus Caught In Kebbi Waters, Butchered (Photos) by crispyvick(f): 2:52pm On Feb 25, 2017
wat happen to d zoo,one day our nxt generation will av to go to Ghana to see rat sef coz d way we kill animals in 9ja eh i wonder if in d nxt 10yrs if we wld even see an ant moving in our land coz dey wld av been eaten up by den.
Celebrities / Re: Maje Ayida Files N100m Defamation Suit Against Toke Makinwa by crispyvick(f): 2:47pm On Feb 25, 2017
hahahha dis guy wana hammer big,she shld bera soak her chaplet inside water coz if he shld win mehn aint gud for her.u can write a bio bt wen it involves character u nid d consent of d psn,or simply use fictional names das wat professionals do .she is in for a hot mess here,ya he is nt a saint bt she wld av jst moved on dan dis book dat is on it's way to put her into trouble.celebs especiali 9ja always making media wreck dia relationship,it is her soup let her taste it.our own nah to read.

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Education / Enugu School Proprietress Tells Why She Arrested Her Pupils by crispyvick(f): 2:32pm On Feb 25, 2017
A Facebook post that showed pupils of a private nursery and primary school, Early Dew Montessori Academy, Enugu, aged between four and seven years, in a police van, purportedly arrested for failing to do their assignments, and also for wearing dirty uniforms, caused outrage on Social media during the week.

The incident, according to reports, took place in the school on February 16.

The picture, which was said to have been posted on Facebook by a parent of one of the pupils in the school, was reportedly captioned ‘Enugu State Government police in conjunction with Early Dew Montessori Primary School, GRA Enugu, arresting 4 to 7 year-olds and putting them behind a Hilux – the same place they put dead bodies, and where they could have jumped out from fearfully, for not doing their assignments’.
The caption gave the impression that the Enugu State Government was involved in the affair, a development which drew the ire of the Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi-led administration.

The government immediately moved to correct the impression, and on Monday, February 20, suspended the operations of the school. The school is currently being threatened with permanent closure.

Commissioner for Education, Professor Uche Eze, who announced sanctions against the school, described the development as ‘an embarrassment to the state government and a serious psychological abuse of the concerned children’.

Besides the suspension, the school management was also ordered to apologise, in writing, to the state government, parents of the ‘abused’ children, and the entire people of Enugu State. These measures have to be carried out before the suspension could be lifted. Failure to do so, the school will be closed, permanently.

The commissioner said the measures would serve as a warning to other private schools in the state who adopt ‘unethical practices’ in the name of corporal punishment.

But the woman in the eye of the storm, the proprietress of the school, also known as ‘school mummy’, Mrs Ify Okonkwo, has blamed the entire episode on misunderstanding.

According to her, the ‘invitation’ of the police, the ‘arrest’ of the erring pupils, and their placement in the police van, were all part of an arranged ‘stunt’ that was meant to discourage indiscipline, and also instill hardwork and good conduct among pupils in the school.

Okonkwo said she collaborated with some parents to execute the stunt, adding that she was the one that shared pictures of the incident on a Whatsap forum she created for parents of pupils in the school.

Addressing journalists, Okonkwo, who was in company with parents of some of the pupils in the school, said the incident was stage, managed, as the pupils were merely told to get on the back of the van, where they were made to pledge to be of better behaviour.

The proprietress said,
“Being an educationist, what happened in the school on February 16 was to encourage the children to be focused. I brought the police to come and talk to the children and to motivate them to read on their own without being pushed.
“In my mind, I thought I was doing it to bring the children up in a way that they will be attached to their studies. No child was manhandled neither did they point a gun at any of the children.
“I was the person that took the pictures and we have a group chat I opened for parents as one family to brief them on the school’s activities.
“When I took this action, I posted it (pictures) on the platform, with the caption ‘Some children were arrested today for not doing their homework, for not reading their books, for not behaving well, but they promised to change’.
“I didn’t mean any harm; I meant well for the kids. If not, I wouldn’t have made it public – it would have been between me and the teachers.”
Okonkwo said the parents commended her when she posted pictures of the incident on the Whatsapp forum.

“When I uploaded it on the platform, parents were commending me,” she said, although she added that the particular parent who in turn posted the pictures on Facebook with the ‘mischievous’ caption, has issues with the school management.

Insisting that the pupils were not actually arrested, the proprietress said,
I am aware that those children are still minors and no offence they committed would warrant an arrest. So how do you think that those children were arrested? Who will have that kind of heart to arrest these little children?”
One of the parents, Mrs Jessica Nnamani, corroborated the proprietress’ claims.

Nnamani said she was at the school on the day of the incident, and played a role in the ‘drama’.

She said,
“I am one of the parents in the school. On that day, I came to the school to give my son who is not well his hourly drug. When I got to the school I saw some kids that morning who were looking very dirty. When I saw that, I wasn’t happy, as a mother who would want her kids to look clean and I turned to the school mummy and asked, ‘Where are those children coming from? Did their parents bring them here this morning looking this way?’
“I was disappointed.
“She told me that she had a plan on how to deal with people that come to the school looking dirty, the stubborn ones and those that are not doing their homework.
“She then told me the drama she wanted to do, that I should help to stage manage it very well.
“She invited police and when they came, all the children that were dirty, those that were stubborn and those that weren’t doing their home assignments were brought out at around 9:00 am and they were told that the police were going to take them to Abuja, unless they promised to be coming to school clean, to be obedient, and also ready to do their home assignment.
“I played the intercessory role by begging the ‘school mummy’ to tamper justice with mercy, promising that they would change. I said, “School mummy’ please don’t take them away, they will change”. I then asked them, ‘Okay, are you people promising school mummy that you will do well from now on?’ They all said yes.”
Continuing, she said, “They (pupils) were rather laughing. They (police) now took them behind the van – it was then they started begging.
“If I should say, she (proprietress) didn’t mean any harm. As a parent, I supported what she did. She did it in the interest of the pupils.”

The woman said she uses a similar approach to discipline her kids.
Nnamani added,
When my child proves stubborn and I drive them to a police checkpoint, I will bring that one out and ask police to take him and punish him because he is stubborn, and you will see him dragging my clothes begging that he will not do such a thing again, that he will change, and police will tell him “Make sure that your mum doesn’t bring you here again”.
Be that as it may, the school remains closed, until further notice.

Meanwhile, the school management has apologized to Enugu State government. The apology was conveyed in a letter addressed to the commissioner for education.

“We promise and undertake that such will never happen again, and appeal mostv humbly that the closure of the school be lifted so that our children are not affected negatively by the continued closure of the school,’’ parts of the letter said.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/enugu-school-proprietress-who-had-her.html#more

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Religion / “I Am God, Jesus Is Not Coming Back” – Zimbabwean Pastor Tells His Church Member by crispyvick(f): 2:02pm On Feb 25, 2017
A 27-year-old controversial church founder in Zimbabwe, Given Dube, has caused outrage after he claimed that he is God and that Jesus is not coming back.

Dube, who claimed to be God, wants Africans not to believe that Jesus is coming again.

According to a newspaper, Zimbabwe News, Dube who is the founder of Umuzi ka Nkulunkulu (House of god) Church in Pumula South, had told his members to address him as God as the Holy Spirit had descended on him and declared him God.
The pastor is said to have been telling his members that he is the God who made the heaven and earth and has power over all creation.

He added that the belief that Jesus is coming back was just a fallacy used by religious scholars to hold people in perpetual fear.

In an interview with the newspaper, Dube who has a Holy Book which his members use for their daily guide emphasized his claims by saying he was God’s host on earth.

He said, “I am being used by a spirit which I cannot even see. I only saw it in a vision once when it first appeared to me in 2008 when I was in Chipinge for National Youth Service training.
“Since then, God’s spirit speaks to me and I hear his voice and that spirit uses me. For people to believe me, I write everything down and that is the holy book referred to as Uluju Lwezulu.

“I am God and do not need anyone to explain my words. I have written this book and it guides people in their daily lives.

“When Jesus came to earth, not all people listened to him and he was even killed. Now I have come, some have listened and I will guide them.

“They believe the lies they are being told that Jesus is coming back again. I can tell you that he is not coming back again as the religious leaders use that to instill fear in people.

“I am God and I plan. I just command and it happens. You also have to understand that I don’t expect everyone to see me as their God, but they first have to accept the word and understand, so only church members recognize me as their God.

“I command, I can stop diseases and wars in the world or even command them to happen. This is a different belief from Christians who are still waiting for the coming of Jesus; I am already here.”

Some pastors and Christian leaders in that country have petitioned the government to stop Dube from spreading falsehood, but nothing has been done yet.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/02/i-am-god-jesus-is-not-coming-back.html#more

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