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Politics / Ganduje And The Creation Of Four Emirates. by crispyvick(f): 10:29am On May 10, 2019
what is your take on this, if it is something that will affect the citizens positively they would have taken years to implement it. what is the use of four emirs, how does it affect the citizens positively anyways if you think Ganduje made the right decision give your reasons.
Career / Re: Isaac Adewole: Not All Medical Graduates Must Practice, Some Can Be Farmers by crispyvick(f): 10:18pm On Sep 21, 2018
Standardcosting:
Your unborn generation will suffer from this kind of quagmire in sha Allah.. they won't escape it.

If you like send them to Mars to study, they won't be spared.

Buhari should sack this one before 2019 or else he will spoil things for him..
j

I just weak sha,farmers ..
Romance / Re: Lady's Reply To "What Would You Do If Your Husband's Mum Slapped You?" by crispyvick(f): 11:36am On Sep 18, 2018
ThatKING:
To those supporting their mother, No physical abuse in whatever manner is proper...


What will you do if your wife's Father slapped you??

Abegi ask them joor.

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Romance / “any Man Who Can’t Buy His Girlfriend Whatever She Demands With All His Salary I by crispyvick(f): 1:39pm On Mar 24, 2017
Nollywood Actor, Uche Maduagwu in an Instagram post has said that any man who cannot use all his salary to buy his girlfriend whatever she demands from him is a stingy fellow, heartless and a disgrace to manhood.
‘Any man that can not use all his salary to buy his girlfriend whatever she demands from him is stingy, heartless and a disgrace to manhood!
When its time to make love to a lady, all your muscles will rise up as if you are under a spell, you will squeeze all the goodness and mercy out of her beautiful breast, but when the same girl ask you for ordinary One hundred thousand naira for shopping, you will enter voicemail.useless he-goat, that’s what you are bro!
Is it not your mates that are giving their girlfriends all their salaries? Nonsense’
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/any-man-who-cant-buy-his-girlfriend.html#more

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Celebrities / Nigerian Comedienne Advices Women To Enjoy Rape By Taking It As A Sex Practical by crispyvick(f): 1:19pm On Mar 24, 2017
A Nigerian Comedienne, Esohe (Etinosatv) shared a video on her Instagram page advising all women who are rape victims to “Enjoy the rape” and then see it as a one night stand.

In her words;
“My sisters, if you see they want to rape you, Just relax and change that raping to rapport..Make something good come out of it..Just enjoy it.. position yourself, just take in your mind that you have done one night stand”

Esohe thinks, In order to combat the psychological after effect of rape- the feeling of dejection, loss of self worth/esteem, humiliation, pain, trauma, emotional and psychological imbalance, a woman, haven discovered she can’t escape the situation, should “make the best” out of it by converting it to having sex practically and also in her mind. This is not to say that justice should not be served to offenders but for the sanity of the victim, she should live in denial and tell herself she just had a one night stand…… Do you agree? What do you think? #mentalhealth #rape #vices #women #Nigeria #Etinosatv
see video
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/nigerian-comedienne-advices-women-to.html#more

Travel / Re: Principals Going For A Meeting In Delta Involved In Accident, One Dead (Graphic) by crispyvick(f): 1:04pm On Mar 24, 2017
even after their gov held dia salaries for months.am sure dis meeting shld b for dat course.rip
Foreign Affairs / Re: London Attack: This Photo Of A Muslim Lady Walking Past Victim Got People T... by crispyvick(f): 12:53pm On Mar 24, 2017
The piix shows that she was shocked and probably tryna answer the calls or texts rm disturbed family members who might be disturbed by d news.and her face shows that she was terrified mayb she saw dead bodies and some people r easily disturbed by d sight of blood.she has little or ntin to offer to dat person lying on d floor coz am sure she is not a medical personnel or rm an emergency unit .ok d psn dat took d photos sef wat were u dng.

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TV/Movies / Re: Grammatical Intelligence: Jenifa's Diary Not For Kids- My Opinion by crispyvick(f): 3:19pm On Mar 23, 2017
neocortex:
It is your failure as a parent if your child can't speak correct english
not Jenifer's diary's fault.

Many of us was watched pidgin, broken and mixed indigenous
language movies while growing up and that didn't impair our ability
to speak and understand standard english.

A child with broad perspectives on language use and accent trumps
a monolinguist robotic english speaker any day.
ha for once smbdy spoke ma mind.nah today we start to dey hear dat kind of bad english.it is only jenifa dat speaks dat english. nd it is pure comedy.duno y ppl r criticizing jenifa's diary.

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Car Talk / Re: Wrangler Releases Mini-Me Jeep by crispyvick(f): 3:03pm On Mar 23, 2017
i will buy it nd buy dem.ma luv for wrangler eh
Family / Wow !this Pictures Of 4 Friends On A Maternity Shoot Will Leave U Wowing Like Th by crispyvick(f): 12:06pm On Mar 21, 2017
Soon to be mums took out on a photo shoot,and their pictures is just a make of a perfect day.
Their pictures will keep you wowing like an ambulance.
They have Already set the internet ablaze with these pictures.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/wow-this-pictures-of-4-friends-on.html#more

Car Talk / Re: The USSV Rhino XT Is A Luxury SUV Built For The Streets by crispyvick(f): 5:15pm On Mar 19, 2017
i luv wicked cars lyk dis.
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Biblical Character and why by crispyvick(f): 5:10pm On Mar 19, 2017
yomi007k:
grin

Satan. ..

The only dude everyone is always against ...the real actor.
grin grin grin
Education / Re: Nigerian Lady Bags First Class In Law From UK University (Photos) by crispyvick(f): 5:08pm On Mar 19, 2017
4Play:
A lot of Nigerians back home don't realise how relatively easily first class/distinction degrees are awarded in the UK. 1 in 5 undergraduate degrees in the UK are first class degrees - some universities are known to award 1sts to 1 in 3 of their students.

Yes, this is an impressive feat but don't look at it with the mindset of someone who graduated from a Nigerian university where first class is a rarity (UNN had only awarded 5 first class degrees in law in 45 years as of 2005).

This is not sour grapes but from personal experience of being a first class/distinction student in the UK and a 2.2 student in Nigeria. I am more impressed by Nigerians who bagged firsts in difficult courses in Nigerian federal universities. I suspect a lot of Nigerians who ended up with 2.1 and 2.2 in Nigeria would have ended up with a first in the UK if they had the opportunity.
tnk u.ur head dey dia.to graduate wid 1st class in nigeria gov uni nt private is lyk searching for needle at the depth of an ocean.
Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Port Harcourt And What To Know by crispyvick(f): 4:52pm On Mar 19, 2017
cheaphost:
The 4th picture is Enugu and not Port-hacourt.
i was beginning to wonder if that 4th pix aint new market enugu.tnkGod u noticed it too
Education / Photos: Benue State University Student Who Died Weeks After Her Graduation Burie by crispyvick(f): 10:06pm On Mar 17, 2017
Angela Ochai, an English Language graduate of Benue State University, who died few weeks after graduation was laid to rest on March 11th, in her hometown Apa Agila.

The former Face of Idoma Beauty Pageant contestant went out with friend and returned home stooling and vomiting and on Thursday, March 2, when she passed away. May her soul rest in peace, Amen.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/photos-benue-state-university-student.html#more

Celebrities / Funke Akindele’s Husband, JJC Skillz’s Daughter Rocks Nose Ring In Cute New Phot by crispyvick(f): 4:35pm On Mar 10, 2017
Actress, Funke Akindele’s husband, singer and music producer, JJC Skillz’ daughter, Tamira shared the photo above where she rocks a nose ring.
The music producer has three children from three different women before he got married to Funke Akindele – Tamira was the one who had broke the news of the union at that time last year.
cute right?
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/funke-akindeles-husband-jjc-skillzs.html#more

Crime / Family Horror: Man Kills Sister, Kills Himself And Leaves Mother Almost Dead. by crispyvick(f): 3:08pm On Mar 10, 2017
Two siblings, identified on Facebook as Anne Marie James and her brother Melvin James, have been linked to family stabbing case, which left them dead and also left their mum severely injured.

According to the Police who were called to the flat in Merry Hill, Wolverhampton, at 9.45am yesterday after receiving a 999 call about a domestic incident from someone inside, the incident by Melvin.
As Police arrived, stun grenades was used on Melvin, whose 33-year-old sister, Annie, was pronounced dead at the scene, while their mum who sustained serious stab wounds, was rushed to hospital and has undergone surgery but remains in a critical condition.

It was gathered that Melvin, who was already ‘detained’, then turned the knife on himself and died from wounds he sustained.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/family-horror-man-kills-sister-kills.html#more

Sports / 9 Tweets That Best Describes Barcelona’s Record Breaking Victory Against PSG! by crispyvick(f): 2:58pm On Mar 09, 2017
Social media is buzzing real hard with the ground breaking victory of Barcelona FC against Paris Saint Germain – with the rave that’s being on and on about the match, there’s no doubt that history in football was made yesterday.

The Spanish team put on quite a show as they did what no other team has ever done before in the history of the UEFA champions league by beating French club PSG, a whooping 6-1 at the camp Nou after suffering a 4-0 thrashing in the first leg.

The reaction on Social media is what we’re on about… Look at these tweets that perfectly describes the match yesterday:
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/9-tweets-that-best-describes-barcelonas.html#more

Celebrities / Re: Olu Jacobs And Joke Silva At AMVCA 2017 (Photos) by crispyvick(f): 2:15pm On Mar 05, 2017
d is d onli couple mayb dia r more bt dis is d one av since in Nigeria wiout any media controversy hw did dey do it.oda celebs in 9ja shld emulate dem nd knw dat marriage aint strawberries dat dey post dia madness on IG evritym of 1 tin or d oda.
Computers / Re: Laptop Explodes And Kills A Corper In Taraba State (Disturbing Photos) by crispyvick(f): 2:08pm On Mar 05, 2017
rm dis moment i won't do dis again,mine shld be d worst i do cari my laptop on ma legs evritym wow God is 1derful
Phones / Re: Nokia 3310 Vs New Nokia 3310: What's The Change 17 Years After? by crispyvick(f): 1:51pm On Mar 05, 2017
oh dis is d phone ma mum was telin me about nd she told me it is cheap.dis shld be a backup fone nida av it too
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele's Funny Acceptance Speech At The AMVCA (video) by crispyvick(f): 1:48pm On Mar 05, 2017
nd am nt gona miss anoda episode of jenifas diary 2da.funi lady
Religion / Re: 13 Scriptures That Will Change Ladies From Entering Hell... By Watchman Peter by crispyvick(f): 1:31pm On Mar 05, 2017
it is also written in d bible abt men who were after God's hrt dat had all dis stuff.cum to tink of it Abraham wanted to marry a wife for his son Isaac didn't u read abt d gifts he sent tru his servant.y didn't God punish him,infact wat were men in dos days putting on did u read anywhr in d bible where it was written dat men were putting on trousers nd women skirt.
infact if u read well, most of dis laws were given to d children of israel while dey were on dia way to Canaan land. nobdy shld be deceived jare ,read ur bible and serve God d way u want to coz nobdy can serve him bera dan d way u wana serve him chikena all dis shit r jst doctrines.women all d tym,jst dress decently and not tattered coz our God aint a tattered man nd i heard sm shit abt perfume whrby dis linda of a woman was saying it is a sin,jeez smby will jst wake up oneday broke nd luk for smtin to cause a stir.
all dis shits onli happens in Nigeria cause dey knw we can be quick to accept any nonsense gibberish
Health / Re: Gloria Ogbuka Ada Is HIV Negative - RSHMB (Pics) by crispyvick(f): 2:00pm On Mar 04, 2017
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i don't even knw wat to say,bt if her result proves that she is negative.she gats to sue d psn responsible
Education / Re: UNIZIK Female Student Who Died Of Generator Fumes (Photos) by crispyvick(f): 1:53pm On Mar 04, 2017
if u ask meee,na who i go ask.
it is even d family and grieving wid,u send pikin go skul nd cum bk wid result.
onli for u to be cald 2 cum nd take d corpse.
dis lyf is beautiful,d more u get d more u feel sad.
okwa weed,if ppl refuse to learn it will kip on taking dia heads.
Health / Re: Gloria Ogbuka Ada Is HIV Negative - RSHMB (Pics) by crispyvick(f): 1:38pm On Mar 04, 2017
ayam nt understanding this lady again,anybdy dat knws her well should cumout wid d truth .
maybe twas a blackmail or her account was being hacked.whichever way dis is real assassination of character
Politics / See What A Zambian Lady Wrote About President Buhari by crispyvick(f): 1:14pm On Mar 04, 2017
As shared by a Zambian lady Mwamba who lives in UK.
When a President gets sick, it worries the Nation. Sometimes it affects the economy, but it’s different from Nigeria. The Nigerian government has been honest from the beginning, they informed the nation about his illness. Despite their President being in Britain receiving treatment, their economy is growing. GET WELL SOON PRESIDENT BUHARI’.
Do you agree with her?
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/see-what-zambian-lady-wrote-about.html

Crime / Re: OMG! Womans butt Exploded After Her Implants Were Infected graphic Photos/video) by crispyvick(f): 12:56pm On Mar 04, 2017
make i no jst talk.

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Food / Re: Big Cat Fish Caught In Bayelsa (Throwback Photo) by crispyvick(f): 12:54pm On Mar 04, 2017
dis fish go gud for white soup.
Crime / Mother Throws Her Newly Born Baby Inside Soakaway by crispyvick(f): 12:17pm On Mar 04, 2017
The police in Bauchi have arrested, Juliana James, a mother-of-six, who threw her day-old baby into a soakaway pit after being delivered of the child at home, the Punch is reporting.

The suspect, who wept bitterly when paraded at the police headquarters in Bauchi on Friday, said she was forced to dispose off the child because of economic hardship as she could not include the burden of taking care of it together with her six other children.

“Things are hard. My husband has no job. He had an accident three months ago and it affected his manhood. He is still in the hospital receiving treatment.
“I delivered at home and threw the baby in the toilet because I don’t know how we are going to take care of it. I didn’t tell my husband.”
The day-old baby was rescued alive after 12 hours of being inside the pit when her cry attracted neighbours who rushed it to the Abubakar Tafawa University Teaching Hospital for medical attention.

Addressing newsmen, Commissioner of Police in the state, Zaki Ahmed, said the case was being investigated, revealing that the baby had been handed over to social welfare officers at the hospital.

The worrying trend of new mothers disposing their newborns is becoming very alarming. Just last month, the police arrested an 18-year-old who dumped her four-month-old baby under the Oshodi bridge in Lagos.

Late last year, residents of Uyo watched as an abandoned baby cries herself to death. Nobody tried to rescue her for fear of being arrested by the police.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/mother-throws-her-newly-born-baby.html#more

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