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Education / Re: Did You Label Your Pen In School Back In Those Days, Do You Still Remember This? by crispyvick(f): 12:09pm On Mar 04, 2017
hahahhaha i was d baba for dis stuff nah.i had lyk 3 pen nd all had ma names bt i onli manage to cum bk home wid one coz some ma classmates den do av diff casing where dey steal ur pen nd change d casing.
Romance / “men Should Buy intimacy gadgets For Their Wives” – Nigerian Life Coach Says. by crispyvick(f): 12:07pm On Mar 04, 2017
A Nigerian life coach Victor Ibeh has come to say on Facebook that men should buy intimacy gadgets for their wives ,as a stand- in for them.This will help them when they are not around .
He says if men can buy drugs to sustain erection, why can’t ladies use intimacy gadgets too?! He shared the post you see on his Facebook wall .
It is my opinion that men should buy toys for their wives.
It is part of the fun. Give her something to use when you are not available.
Give her money to buy bullet. All those times that you are tired, she would take care of herself. I don’t understand men who oppose the idea of women having intimacy gadgets. How does it affect it you?
If you think that using drugs to sustain your erection is cool, why can’t your woman have a toy?
I believe that both parties can use the toys. As a man, you can use her toys on her. It’s all fun and exciting.
Sex shouldn’t be rigid. It requires a lot of open-mindedness, to be able to have good sex.
Copyright, Victor Ibeh 2017
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/men-should-buy-sex-toys-for-their-wives.html#more

Travel / Re: Airport Workers Mishandle Travelers' Bags (Video) by crispyvick(f): 7:37pm On Mar 03, 2017
Bluffly:

How do you know? Or is it that you exhibit same characteristics?
no sir i don't
Travel / Re: Airport Workers Mishandle Travelers' Bags (Video) by crispyvick(f): 7:36pm On Mar 03, 2017
Bluffly:

How do you know? Or is it that you exhibit same characteristics?
undecided
Travel / Re: Airport Workers Mishandle Travelers' Bags (Video) by crispyvick(f): 7:36pm On Mar 03, 2017
Captain001:


Yes ma. Crispy has spoken.
grin
Travel / Re: Airport Workers Mishandle Travelers' Bags (Video) by crispyvick(f): 6:51pm On Mar 03, 2017
Captain001:




Look well; looks more like in Asia.
anyhw sha dey shld curtail dis madness
Car Talk / Re: See Photos Of The World’s Craziest Limousines – Which Would You Pick? by crispyvick(f): 6:46pm On Mar 03, 2017
SwillG:

Me dey find the one wey get barbecue inside wey them the roast cat fish and fowlgrin
hahhahhahaha grin
Politics / Re: Nigerian Lady Meets With Hillary Clinton At An Expensive Hotel In The US. Pics by crispyvick(f): 4:55pm On Mar 03, 2017
dis is my dream o.luv dis woman too

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Romance / Re: This Is The Best Way To Reply A Girl That Is Forming Hard To Get by crispyvick(f): 4:47pm On Mar 03, 2017
hmmmm .
Travel / Re: Airport Workers Mishandle Travelers' Bags (Video) by crispyvick(f): 4:45pm On Mar 03, 2017
i knw dis will be Nigerians,no respect for anytin.dey shld provide oda ways to help curtail dis madness
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Claims He Caught Female Actresses Using Cucumber To Selfservice. by crispyvick(f): 4:43pm On Mar 03, 2017
i knw it must be dis same guy dat won't let ladies be.olofofo
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Rocks Calvin Klein Undies (Photo) by crispyvick(f): 4:39pm On Mar 03, 2017
nxt psn shld comment.i duno wat 2 say
NYSC / Re: NYSC Introduces Monthly Biometric Clearance To Check Ghost Members by crispyvick(f): 4:06pm On Mar 03, 2017
bad news,ifa hear say dis thing go work.ghost mode activated

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Travel / Re: What Is This Airplane Doing On Lagos Road? (photos) by crispyvick(f): 3:50pm On Mar 03, 2017
dat is y i dey fear to enter 9ja plane.duno if it was been made in oshodi market
Celebrities / Fans Blast 16 Year Old Actress, Regina Daniels For Rocking Nose Ring And Leg Cha by crispyvick(f): 3:45pm On Mar 03, 2017
16-Year-Old Nollywood upcoming star actress, Regina Daniels was utterly lambasted for a lady her age after she showed off her pierced nose and leg beads on Instagram.
Her followers thinks she is too young for this kind of life,while others thinks she is being used as a money making machine by some directors.
some of her fans went as far as calling her a slut,LovePeddler name it.but it seems like the upcoming actress doesn't care .
see more pics
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/fans-blast-16-year-old-actress-regina.html#more

Crime / Police Officer Under Fire For Letting Girls Twerk On Patrol Car. (photos) by crispyvick(f): 3:32pm On Mar 03, 2017
A Rochester Police Officer, is under fire after he allegedly allowed girls who were bounced from a night club, to twerk on a Police patrol car.
The ladies were not allowed into Pearl nightclub, New York, as one of them wore a tracksuit which violates dress codes for nightclubs – the Police officer allegedly granted their request of twerking on the car, which Chris Barber recorded and posted on Twitter.
According to Barber, “He [The officer] said, ‘I’m going to turn my back real quick,’ which is kind of a way of saying not yes, but not saying no.”
However, the Rochester Police Department, New York, has released a statement saying the twerk video is “inappropriate“, as it represents an unacceptable image of the Police Department.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/police-officer-under-fire-for-letting.html

Car Talk / Re: See Photos Of The World’s Craziest Limousines – Which Would You Pick? by crispyvick(f): 3:24pm On Mar 03, 2017
av nt seen d one i lyk,i want d limo dat has a swimming pool ,with a restaurant ,ATM and a beauty shop inside it.
Crime / Let’s Analyze The Photo Of The Jesus Lookalike Who Was Spotted In Lagos Recently by crispyvick(f): 11:23am On Mar 03, 2017
Veno International Magazine claimed that the man pictured, who has a striking resemblance with the image of Christian saviour, Jesus was trekking along Sogunle area in Lagos State, on 28th February.
It was alleged that when people spotted him and started bringing their phone to take photos, he suddenly disappeared.
So I took my time to analyse the photo and wawu! This is Lagos Jesus mehn!
First, no nail imprint on his feet
Second, the flip flops on his feet are obviously branded, when did Jesus take a break to go and buy slippers?!
Third, he’s obviously donning beach shorts… Urban style… Hehe.
And again, I’m pretty sure after over 2000 years, Jesus can have a clean shave and not be a member of the beard gang…
i know some people will start saying that this man is Jesus, because there is nothing some people won't do in Nigeria
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/lets-analyze-photo-of-jesus-lookalike.html#more
culled

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Crime / Guest Leaves TV Host Embarrassed After Lifting Her Skirt On Live TV. (photos) by crispyvick(f): 11:07am On Mar 03, 2017
Capucine Anav, a French TV host, was left embarrassed after a guest on her show, lifted up her skirt, revealing her bum nd black panties on Live TV.

The TV Host who was picked by the guest and taken around on a piggy back, was left embarrassed with the prank, which flashed her ass to the camera, as she was wearing just a tiny black thong.
This however, got other guests on the show laughing. Capucine Anav, born on 22 April 1991 In Lyon , is a French television host and former participant in reality television shows.
Since 2016, she is a columnist on the TV show Touche pas à mon poste!
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/guest-leaves-tv-host-embarrassed-after.html#more

Crime / Vile Husband And Father-in-law Burns Wife’s Face And Genitals Because She “answe by crispyvick(f): 10:55am On Mar 03, 2017
A woman was horrifically branded with hot tongs by her husband and father-in-law after she was suspected of having an affair. Jhamku, 22, was brutally burned all over her body all because she answered the phone to an unknown caller, according to reports.

After overhearing the conversation, her husband of two years Bhagga Gameti and his father Lehri Lal, are alleged to have taken the phone and spoken to the caller.

Failing to identify him, the men suspected Jhamku of having an affair and launched a brutal attack, beating her with sticks and then burning her legs, face, chest and genitals with hot tongs, Times of India reports.
Bhagga was arrested on Wednesday evening by police in Udaipur, India. Om Kumar, the police officer handling the case, said:
“We have arrested the husband and will arrest the other accused if he too is found guilty during the course of investigation.”
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/vile-husband-and-father-in-law-burns.html#more

Family / This Nigerian Lady Posts About Sex On Her Snapchat, See Her Mother’s Reaction! by crispyvick(f): 1:07pm On Mar 02, 2017
A twitter user with the handle, @abisolabejide took to her handle to reveal her mother’s reaction after she posted about sex on her snapchat.

Below is what she wrote, and below is her mother’s reaction:
Sex takes the consent of two
if one person is lying there not doing anything
cause they are not ready
or not in the mood
or simply don’t want to
yet the other is having sex with their body
it’s not love
it is rape
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/this-nigerian-lady-posts-about-sex-on.html#more

Crime / This Lady Got Raped At 17, Married Her Rapist At 18 And Divorced Him 6 Years Lat by crispyvick(f): 12:53pm On Mar 02, 2017
A Nigerian businesswoman and writer, Joy Chinenye Azubike, was hosted on “TRIPLES WITH S-BUCHI” by the event’s convener on Facebook, Solomon Buchi Bartholomew.
Joy Chinenye talked about getting raped at 17, marrying her rapist at 18, and divorcing her alleged rapist/husband 6 years later on the online talkshow.
According to the show’s host, “this is so far almost the most terrifying experience” he has featured on the show, as he cried while interviewing her.

This is a story of rape, of how she didn’t speak out, of how she was forced into marriage, of how he abused her, would beat her and she’d loose consciousness for days, a story of how she’d pray and fast and speak in tongues but nothing changed, until she parted ways with him.
some ladies would prefer to be killed than marrying the man that raped them.
http://www.godwingist.com/2017/03/this-lady-got-raped-at-17-married-her.html#more

Family / Re: I Want To Die, 85-year-old Woman Rejected By Children Cries Out by crispyvick(f): 12:39pm On Mar 02, 2017
d truth is not far rm d story,smtin is amiss,i was beginning to blv d granny nt until i finished d whole story.bera still send her to old ppl's home.
so that they can carter for her since evribdy is claiming busy,my grandma wey we beg tire make she cum stay wid us she no agree till she went to her grave .life is such an irony sha,wat u want u dnt always get

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Family / Re: My Brother Blocked Me On Whatsapp by crispyvick(f): 6:57pm On Mar 01, 2017
wolesmile:
Learn from my guy below
i don laugh tire,ma belle dey even pain me.dis is pure savagery
Travel / Re: 100 Slangs You Should Know When You Are In LAGOS. by crispyvick(f): 6:36pm On Mar 01, 2017
so omo wobe nah prostitute rili.and olamide made us dance to those lyrics .
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Crohn’s Disease, Loses Weight & Can't Eat - Sahara Reporters by crispyvick(f): 6:32pm On Mar 01, 2017
dumie:

I'm humbled.. Thnx dear
u r wlcm

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Education / Re: Nigerians, Stop Starting A Sentence With 'Am' Or 'i' - Comrade Nnadi Goodluck by crispyvick(f): 6:29pm On Mar 01, 2017
pls dey shld leave us alone,see if people tink dat Americans speak gud english den dey r deaf.
most Americans use slang most tyms dey can't even speak perfect English ,we nigerians make use of British English sef nt american English dat woman shld go get a job,am gona buy sm chips das likely wat most american use . listen to them very well,most Americans r even worst illiterates dan Nigerians. we r bera dan dem joor,wat is English sef wey no b our language nd wat is language it is smtin d oda psn undstd tru communication.
no fucking country will make us luk lyk underrated people
Family / Re: My Husband Not Talking To Me, Because I Gave A Man Wrong Number by crispyvick(f): 6:09pm On Mar 01, 2017
what happened to sorry i can't if u tink he has ulterior motive or a big No.

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Celebrities / Re: Gifty Of BBNaija Reacts To Her Wedding Photos Shared By Her Husband's Cousin by crispyvick(f): 10:08am On Mar 01, 2017
gifty my dear,even d master of Photoshop knws dat those pics r real. abegi go carry ur towel for wey u baf.mtchew

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Politics / Re: Amaechi’s Aide To Reno: “you Are Like A Mad Man In The Market Square….” by crispyvick(f): 9:16am On Mar 01, 2017
1-1 hahhaha am luvin dis show put up by dis ppl.verbal war,shameless ppl
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Crohn’s Disease, Loses Weight & Can't Eat - Sahara Reporters by crispyvick(f): 9:06am On Mar 01, 2017
dumie:
Too bad..
He should just resign

Moral of the story
Never put Nigerians in distress
Cos clearly, God is truly with Nigeria
Abacha bowed to the prayers of Nigerians in distress
So Buhari if you truly love yourself/health just resign

i wish i can share dis d more.nyc words

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