₦airaland Forum

okitaiji:
wow congrt, unical is100% better. BSU charges N25,000 for original certificate

Are you for real I am talking about undergraduate Certificate here man.

Are we on the same pace Does your N25,000 include transcript and others? What were the specifications?

yanabasee:
Heard ppl who paid at the bank are receiving theirs at the CES.... But you could check at the student's affairs first.... And go with the slip you got when you paid the 5H.


#2016...... Osheeeeeeeeeh baddest!

#2016...... All the blessings that follow #2016 shall follow me and all the A16 in the house! Amin.

Thank you brother me. Yesterday I got my ID card at the Students Affairs Division and today I got my Certificate at the Faculty after paying N7,500.00.

Unical will not kill someone with extortion.

walexitouk:
iambibi I dey campe. Just this NYSC wahala that dis-stabilize my agendas. I want to learn DSTV and satellite installation to join my Technical experience but it require 4hours of my time 3times a week for 6weeks and only remain 4weeks to NYSC camp.
How are you doing dearie
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Good to know you're turning the NYSC disappointment into an opportunity for self development. THAT IS HOW WE ROLL!

Thumbs Up Brother!

jubrealguy:
ehn ehn.......e b lyk say na only u plot graph for jamb oo. Guy, u need to see me and my wife dat year wey we dey write Jamb......trust me, ur jealousy go pass ds one

I been see una well well.

Wey be say the only exam una been fit write by una self na Biology and Reproductive System. Una come carry that same mentality enter every subject sotey una come dey draw Kidney in place of pascal triangle, draw wheel barrow in place of Motion and acceleration, draw egusi soup in place of "2-methyl, 2,3 propyl, but-3-ene" and Jubrealguy draw iambibi in place of vowel sound and monotone.

Na only God go judge the bribing una do carry enter school.

iambibi:
.. Lwkmd.. C CROBBOY oo, .... What do i want from you?... Lolz.. The question is what can a lonely divorcee-turn-bachelor offer...? .....lolz...someone with No wife, no gud food, no luv, no care, no notin notin, tell me wich time u wan use construct food timetable sef... U should hav jst said neighbour gimme food to eat instead of using style to discuss talk meals and poisons... This neighborhood sef ehn.. If i dnt say hi u will say madam bibi is forming for you, alryt, if i now say hi to u, u will say madam bibi is beginning to fall in love with u abii... C me c trouble o.... And by the way i dnt because i cant check up on men that uses nose pocking, olofofo, and amebo as source of livelihood. (Dats if dah your olofofo still evn fetch you money sef )

Until you are already declaring me divorced hhhhmmm this thing that is "hungering" you is strong.


The kind of inspiration you got to say these eehh, I believe it's coming from the soured fruit salad you ate as left over.

The moment you begin to say actually what's in your heart about me, then good food and balance diet will begin to smile on your destiny, not fruit salad and groundnut morning, fruit salad and biscuit afternoon, fruit salad and cheeze ball evening and fruit salad and palm kernel night

yanabasee:
Cc
Beckytee
johndanny
VillageGOAT


CONGRATULATION!!!!

Johndanny is the Winner....

Stage2: CDS and PPA.

Please send me your digit and the network of your choice....

Take Note: if you (johndanny and dominion92) answer any of my question again, you'll stand a chance of receiving #1000 recharge card of your choice... This is so because from next wednesday, winners will receive #500 recharge cards of their choice...

Johndanny, congratulation....

Good work brother. Thumbs Up!


Ride on!

jubrealguy:
lmao, baba don vex...confuse join.....we no write am ourself abi na toilet we write am.......oya choose one....lol

You guys wrote Commerce and English in the toilet while you wrote Mathematics and Physics in the Cassava farm (getting inspiration from the cassava leaves on how to plot Quadration Equation graphs)

LogoDWhiz:
Lol...

Funny guy .

We need to fast and pray for Iambibi and the husband, their case has gone beyond normal

iambibi:
hehheheh.........i feel ur pain bro.... No bea, no gud food, no fruits, not care, no luv, no notin notin, its as gud as living on poison. Lwkmd.... Cos it kills u slowly.... Buh as a gud neighbour i can only advise you to lick palm oil, atleast it will cleans ur system bfor ur bae returns

The way you monitor my life eeehhh I just wonder why a married woman like you should spend so much time checking up on me more than your Husband Jubrealguy, to the extend that you now claim to know my food timetable.

WHAT DO YOU WANT iambibi, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

iambibi:
.. Presido!!!!!!!... Am gud oo..... Oya goan ask jubrealguy the meaning of bibi...

Logodwhiz you should have understood this woman's memory goes to sleep from 9pm now.

See as you just come fall she and her hubby hand with JAMB question?

Dem tell you say na everybody wey get admission enter school write JAMB by himself

Some dey write timbo-timbo, other like iambibi and Jubrealguy dey write inside toilet and cassava farm

iambibi:
lolz... Abii... Hw hav u been sef.... U need fruit salad?

There is no other definition of poison than someone eating the same meal, morning, afternoon, and evening

Good work there Logodwhiz. That is why you are the President in front of us showing us the way.

Thumbs Up!

#2018 Dedicated to Committee of Corps Long-Term Savers

attaidan4all:
WITH YOUR SMALL AWALI CREATE YOUR DREAM LIFE!!!

Although I think the better statement is to lay the foundation for your dream life because that money for most poeple, is not sufficient enough for upkeep let alone, to create a dream life.

Nice one all the same!

kollenzy:
Exactly 4 weeks to stream 1 orientation camp.NYSC pls u guyz shld put ur house in order this time around for sake of Nigeria future..

Alright, its such a short time, depending on the perspective with which you look at it

MissOyin:
Tnx dear. Awww am so sorry I will make sure I come ere more often 4rm nw

I've often heard this repeatedly from others. Some experienced people said that some others decided to move offline (i.e, using other platforms like whatsapp, BBM, etc for communicating).

I just hope for good with respect to you, knowing how you usually respond to questions and complains with grounded information

MissOyin:
Am +1 2day Thank God 4 his mercies

Happy Birthday Dearie. Wishing you the best of your expectations!

Several months had I followed up your comments here. Just when I officially decided to join you here, you disappeared.

Why now?

yanabasee:
Mschubby your ID Card's ready.. Got mine today.. You can send somebody to get urs for you!

This brother why are you being selfish now

Anyway, when did there start distributing them?

Is it for the whole school and where is that being done, Student Affairs or CES?

LogoDWhiz:

Pressido o Looooooonnnng time.
E dey like say you don join those people wey we dey compain about abi?

Welcome sha!

Oyehomie:
Lol...Go for anoda holiday ni joor

Imagine how he is talking as if he is doing us a favour *hiss*

Qutyjoice:
Hope it znot that kind lov o?...Lol
Tanks hun

Is it a bad thing for someone to LOVE YOU from the bottom of his heart Or are you thinking you don't deserve it

Oyehomie:
Heyy..padi' i no do dat one...love who?
Nd ma wife jst said we re stayin...
Babe we discussed ds nah.....
Anoda 3wks will do nah...
Crobboy...u mst av msd us

Ah ah now, you nor dey go church see as pastor the yarn say make we love our neighbour Why you wan dey make me disobey God

Qutyjoice:
Awwn Crobboy, yu shd know we miz yu too, we dey cool n yu? Wusup?

Its nice to know you are doing good. As for me, I just dey miss those things wey you dey do me wey dey totori my brain

Fraih:
Inlaw, go back to where

Ah ah Fraih, is that how you welcome Prodigal citizens

Oyehomie:
Lol...u askd to hear frm her..nd u jst did...
Lol..we re fyn ooooo...
We miss u tuuuuu.....
Hw was work today nah

Work was great and tasking. Its nice knowing you have repented from your 20th April earlier promised.

How was your own day

Qutyjoice:
Nope boo, we're here to stay jor

Yes thank you charging woman.


THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU

Welcome Jare!

Qutyjoice:
Just passing by

Oyehomie:
#winksss babeeeee

Hmmmm husband and wife coming together I miss you two.
How una dey na

tobikay01:
U guys dnt decieve urselves, we've seen ppl whu reach gr8 heights without higher education, talkless of NYSC as a single factor...If we're to go by d recent development fr increase in entrepreneurs n agriculturists, NYSC kpali no b criterion sef...its important, nt compulsory. Abi u wan tell me say ppl wey do p.t fr sch no go mk.

Brother, its nice to have your input.

Nevertheless, if you read my comments carefully, you should have noticed I was very prudent in the use of words.

Firstly, When you say something like "we've seen ppl whu reach gr8 heights without higher education, talkless of NYSC as a single factor" as a reaction to some things I said, consider the following arguments:

% Why did President Obasanjo bring in the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN) as a means for him to get a "Formal" University Degree after becoming the President Was he not a great man at the said time

% Why did Orji Uzor Kalu, the Bilionaire founder of Slok Group who dropped from University of Maiduguri recently returned to getting a Harvard University Degree

% Which among the top Nigerian Business Tycoons and Bilionaires in the likes of Aliko Dangote, Mike Adenuga, and Femi Otedola that do not have a University Degree to their name

% In terms of Religion, which of the recent top Men of God in the likes of David Oyedepo, Enoch Adeboye or Chris Oyakhilome that do not have a University Degree to their name (or even a Ph.D)

% Apart from the entertainment industry and "Yahoo-Yahoo" boys, How many Nigerians within the age limit of 30 are not being faced with the pressures of getting a Degree or why you have not Served (even those involved in their own businesses)

% Why are most people who initially ignored education in pursuit of Business and Politics now returning to schooling (to the extent of buying Ph.D awards from schools)

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The second issue you raised with respect to NYSC being compulsory was a direct misconception of my writing. If you read this line of my writing carefully: "...if you are a Nigerian who intend to operate within the borders of Nigerian, then going for service and getting NYSC discharge letter becomes a necessary ending for any individual that want to rise so high." and also "There are systems the Nigerian Government are putting in place" , I did not only satisfy your concerns about NYSC being IMPORTANT and not COMPULSORY, but I also brought to your knowledge that systems are being developed that will measure up the heights to which we the up coming ones can rise based on some certain standards.

The final concern you raised about people who did "p.t" which I am assuming you are talking about Part-Time programmes, is clear and obvious. The nature of programme you did in school determines how you will judged in the field.

For example, you don't expect a person who did a School's organised programme that is not recognised by NUC or JAMB to be mobilized for Youth Service or a graduate of Law whose information has been regularized with JAMB not to have either an NYSC discharged letter or Exemption Letter. The facts are clear all by themselves and people are not ignorant of these (at least, after you explain).

My Brother, I can go on and on. But what I want you not to forget in a hurry is that we are currently in the Information Era (not just the the Industrial Era). And at this point in the human race, value and influence are a measure and function of how much you have and how much you know and the Certificates or Degrees backing up those knowledge.

Good Job there Kbs468.

@girlyesosae

Come to think of it, why are you so concerned about suspending service even when you have not officially started the service year or are you a current serving corp

In reaction to a statement in one of your previous comments, I agree with you that some opportunities are priceless and are worth some certain risks or sacrifices. But taking a long term perspective, if you are a Nigerian who intend to operate within the borders of Nigerian, then going for service and getting NYSC discharge letter becomes a necessary ending for any individual that want to rise so high.

If you attempt to short-circuit this, the offers you will get (even the ones you create for yourself) will only be temporary. There are systems the Nigerian Government are putting in place that will make business a bitter experience for entrepreneurs who are uneducated (The Nigerian Way). These are likely to take effect between now and the next two years.

My Advice: Do not allow a plate of food incentive today jeopardise your chances of getting multi-billion naira opportunities tomorrow. I know people who are struggling with this fate today.

Kbs468:
Your question can be structured into the below quoted situations.

While It will take all Corps Producing Institutions one week to upload the Senate/Academic Board list, it will also take prospective corps members (both locally and foreign-trained) four (4) weeks to register online. Apart from these, there are other administrative duties connected to the mobilisation process which we have to undertake before the orientation


'Registration for Remobilization' is required only for corps members that have been mobilized in a previous NYSC batch but absconded from service.



'Registration for Revalidation' is required only for corps members that have been deployed in a previous NYSC batch but did not go to camp.'


And the particular category that you would fall into is the Remobilization seeking group and that would require you to do everything afresh from notifying your school about ur predicament for a possible re-short listing before you can register again online at the appropriate time

Hope I made it clear enough though

Good Morning Mr. Kbs468,

While the two instances you stated above are valid, I do not think there really apply to her case - started the service year, being on a payroll, and decide to discontinue after two months. Don't you think so?

girlyesosae:
Please what happens if you go for camp and start working at your ppa. But two months later you stop going.
If you want to continue later on. Like say 2 or 3 years later. Will you still need to go to camp? Or you will just be assigned to a new ppa.

It is a common occurrence to have people get job opportunity during their service year. As a matter of fact, records has it that some individuals with well grafted Resume get job offers while still in the camp. So getting or creating a job at/in your PPA within your service year is a common practice among current serving corps and still forms the foundation of most PCM's expectations within and after the said period.

Going through NYSC documents, there really are no provisions for suspension of service after it commences for sake of a job you need to pursue. If you are privileged to get such offers, you may need to apply some Time Management Techniques in addition to being proactive to manage both.

Remember, organisations that will trust you with such offers do so primarily because they understand that you are serving, and discontinuing with service will only result in putting other future opportunities in jeopardy.

My Advice: Regardless of how much any job promises to offer when your service year commences, never be inclined to decline or discontinue with the service. In this country, there is something known as the Nigerian Factor where people without complete documents specifying they are graduates have several restrictions as to opportunities and influence they can draw on themselves whether they are in the Public or Private sector, or whether they are employee or employer of labour. THIS IS THE NEW PHASE OF NIGERIA. DO NOT RISK IT.

I hope this Helps!

jubrealguy:
me.... tire ke, u bn dey see my brakelight na.....but boiz don wan make me sef carry my wife ja comot and my wife no b amebo, she's a true wife material

*whispering with the lowest pitch* You fit 'BORROW' your wife Iambibi to me make I 'TEST' am confirm this thing wey you dey talk

jubrealguy:
I no go allow u talk to the mother of my unborn children like dat.........take ur time

Nor vex brother. Na just say the way you carry Love this your wife, you no dey fit see clearly some kind matter wey you suppose dey correct.

As your main man wey I be, na him make I dey try to offer assistance before she go fall our hand completely.

#2013

The year I got a Business Name registered in Corporate Affairs Commission

BlizzydoDo:
no de tackle my friend like dat ahbeg. She z jus looking out 4 mi

Ima-Ima, mbok di se. Kpong unfan ami

LovesonBlezz:
If the leaked postings were actually real and NYSC has not changed it..then those that were given stream 2 may likely be stream 1 now, since their CULs carried 27th as camping date....just my thoughts tho...#While still waiting for NYSC to do the needful pls do well to invest now, to avoid being broke during your service year...u can do urself a great deal of good by checking signature...have a fab. day!...

This is nice one brother!

jubrealguy:
baba, we dey ooo........... see boiz don tire........lol

Wetin come dey bring the tiredness you sure say your wife iambibi still dey perform her civic responsibilities or she do abandone you dey go do amebo