₦airaland Forum

sirguy542:
Anyway sha I think I have tried a lot..Cynnny one thing is certain am not going to give up because the love I have for you is eternal..

eaglevision:
*clears throat*
good evening ma people of dis wonderful city,aw sunday evenin dae go?
life is too short my pepo,people die evryday,young and old,rich and poor,actually prospective corp members like u and i hav gone to d great beyond while waiting to serve their fatherland,a mate from ma alma mata a batch A pcm passed away this last week and it was very depressing hearing such,he cnt countdown anymore,no camp anymore,no ppa anymore,hmmmmmm
i just wanna pray for God to comfort his family nd may we all not leave this world unexpectedly,long life may we all enjoy amen!

iykebest1:
1.drills, marching exercise, Boring lectures ( drilling better pass this one self, so its an exercise).

2.Yea. Morning and Evening drills, while lectures are held from 9-2pm.

3.Compulsory levies? If yes NO. You ve been provided with virtually everything you need. So no soul will tell u to pay any dime under compulsion. Every payment must come with a plea and a little threat. Maybe by ur platoon officer to carter for ur platoon activities and completions with her likes.

4.On ur arrival, after going to one or two reg points. U will be assigned a hall.

5.Of course not. You only meet in parade ground, outside hostels (male hostel oo) ,mami market and inside bush ( RIP in advance if u re caught).

6.Certainly not. We ve the NYSC officials, Soldiers, Man O'war, Police, Secret service agents( na dis pple bad pass. Dem go follow u wear white and white, kharki, follow buy job, serve punishments with u, sleep in ur hall, bath with u, queue for food, do camp activities with u, All for just obtaining information and arresting u later for better explanations).

7.This depends as the spirit leads. But one thing is sure u won't be hit. I could remember my camp commandant asking one corp member who came late for parade to go and pluck 100 leaves of a particular tree very far from where he was standing and returning them to that same spot. The punishment here is that he must pluck and submit them one by one. D guy fainted on d spot.

8.Yes. Maami is there to make it 13square meal self.

9. Nothing. Just that the best of the accommodation may be filled up before u arrive. I keep saying it, the best day to go to camp is the last day of arrival. Cos u will be treated with great ease. Those that went on day 1 end up achieving nothing, some even experienced loss of items. And the queues for the different points of reg are discouraging. But on d last day, u will be going from desk to desk only u. No stress. I enjoyed this.

10. Long leg. Serious health issue ( I repeat serious health issue), Marriage for d ladies.
11.Departure day. Infact some minutes to ur departure.

12.You guys will be addressed in camp on what to do. Buh me reported to my PPA 3 days after camp and 2 weeks after my acceptance.

LogoDWhiz:
I believe so too bro..

The president is willing to sign it as soon as possible..

If there is a will, there is a way.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol.. abi o..


Twas cool.. fg just want to spoil. But I bliv nothing is going to change. GOD is in control..

I'm a christain..

I do once in a while when I'm asked..
Maybe you weren't around at those times..

LogoDWhiz:

No mind am

daudae1:
Breaking News!! NYSC Emergency BOD Meeting Holding tomorow by 9am...hmmmmmm I smell Postponment!! May GOD HELP US!...Reason: Buhari to return Budget to National assembly. And due to the Saraki Saga Lawmakers will not accept wat MR President wants soo Automatically batch A camp Wunt Hold april 27th unless the BILL is signd before 20th april..

shuaibbs:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/2016-budget-buhari-osinbajo-meet-national-assembly-leadership/


Mak una dey do dey prayy ooo... Tohhh!!!

LogoDWhiz:
Lol..
I don't have fairly used gfs.
One man, one woman.

You can hang around though. Socialize with us and maybe you can meet a cutie to relate with.

iambibi:
lolz.. Ofcourse av opened it.. Buh I think it's got viruses in it...yea... And so, for me to save and store the information contained in the flash drive, u should kno it's a total error lol...... Therefore try another device!!. Lol

Testimony89:
Today is my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

iambibi:
.. Lmao.. very soon!! Just Watch out for the part two!!

iambibi:
.. Lolz.. My co Mc.... See me here o...am just coming back from the cinema where i go watch film, I no go tell you the name of the movie, buh lemme give you the trailer... Oya "IN THE LAND OF NO FUEL, AND IN THE TIME OF BLACKOUT (no light) , THE DESTINY OF A GREAT NATION RESTS ON THE SHOULDERS OF AN OLD MAN, HIS NAME--BUHARI" lolz oya tell me the name of the movie

SEE OUR LOST BUT FOUND IAMBIBI Welcome Dearie

Fraih:
Ohh, You've got enough information? I bet your cable cant pick this!!!

Yeah, cos you came in to poke

eaglevision:
na gotv abi dstv decoder hehe
good evening jare my boss
no just worry ursef u hear,its un decodeable!!!

Fraih:
Oh yea, You've got one.
A low-signalled decoder

LogoDWhiz:
Fraih and eaglevision speaking coded language.

Don't worry. My sss analysts will analyse the information being passed between you two

tuffpivot:
lol.... Abegg i trust piss pass dos combination o...

Cynnny:
Bros this one hard o. Anyway Awka in anambra state I can say will be a good choice anybody who wants to flex during d service year. More than Enough places to flex around unizik temp site. cost of food stuff and transport is a little bit on d high side because of the presence of students.

Kbs468:
Once again, Good evening Citizens

Yes and straight up without much addo, let's put up ourselves to the latest X-FACTOR challenge here in Golden City as some of Us have already started

Interestingly, the challenge is no big deal or new to all of us actually both from our point of view here in GOLDEN CITY and in the outside world around our walls which is why GRACELANDERS and others that have anything to do with NYSC too would be welcomed whole heartedly as Key Figures and participants around our dinning Table this time around


And here we go, although the next line below is to encourage us all in participating accordingly. Alright,


Note:
¤* It's not COMPULSORY that you must respond with the exact figure or degree of imput so that you won't be discouraged to say something or contribute your quota

¤* You can also choose to give your response part by part instead of typing out a whole at once because some persons have phobia for long commentary/Views/opinion or idea postage

Up next is the X-FACTOR challenge as our line of discuss and is presented as below

1.
WHAT ARE THE 20 THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW AND/OR DO AS GRADUATES or BEFORE SERVICE ELAPSES TO YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND ADVICE
2.
HELP MENTION 5 THINGS TO DO IN 5 DIFFERENT STATES THAT CAN IMPROVE ONE'S STANDARD OF LIVING AS A CORPS MEMBER

This 2nd one can be structured with respect to building a career path during service year, employability and job creation, relationships, etc


3. KINDLY WRITE ON THE CULTURAL SETTINGS OF YOUR PRESENT STATES OF RESIDENCE WITH RESPECT TO THE PREDOMINANT SOURCE OF INCOME, RECREATIONAL AVENUE AVAILABLE SUCH AS PARKS, TOURIST SITES, etc

In this line.. we are trying to reintroduce the talk about our present state of basement again So that we can refresh our minds about each state of the federation again

4. IF YOU ARE PRIVILEGED TO BE THE PRESIDENT FOR ONE WEEK, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT NIGERIA?

5. IF YOU ARE THE NYSC Director General for one year, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU ENVISAGE AND PROMOTE ABOUT THE SCHEME?

6. IF YOU ARE THE Minister for Education, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU EFFECT IN SALVAGING NIGERIA'S EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM?



In Trying to buttress our explanations, we should bear in mind that

The essence of the No.2 is to have the 37 states discussed out so that citizens can have an idea about the nature of the states that we have relative to NYSC which would help enhance preparation for entrepreneurship during service year.

While For No.3, 4 5 & 6, many Nigerians "KNOW" (in abstract) what they think is the responsibility of leaders as it relates to their present predicament, hence the importance of this discuss as our MENU for the time being.

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic for the Executive Cabinet

Rukkyola:
MY NYSC/CAMP RELATED QUESTIONS.
1. What are the main camp exercise?
2. Are the exercises in question 1 above done on daily basis? If not, how often?
3. Are there levies associated with camp?
4. When is allocation of rooms done in camp?
5. Do ladies & guys stay in same hostel in camp?
6. Are soldiers the main coordinators in camp?
7.What kind of punishment do law infringers serve in camp?
8. Do we get to eat normal 3 square meal in camp?
9. What is or are the implication(s) of not going to camp on day 1.
10. How does one go about redeployment?
11. When will my PPA be known to me?
12. Am I to resume @ my PPA immediately after camp? If no, how is the time interval?
Thanks.

Cc My sent4rina in case u decide 2 return, his excellency, LogoDWhiz, Kbs468, Dtobs, Amodu, Crobboy, olodo Fraiser, Jubrealguy, Abbeyunique2, Testimony, Oyehomie, Sirguy542, Aghans, Eaglevision, Fraih, Spixytinxy, Sc31, my neighbour Iambibi, katerine7, qutyjoice, et al.

Cynnny:
Bros I no sure say na me u still dey describe so. Infact I sure say no be me get dat description. Try again

Rukkyola:
Better hurry go sell ur land na if u know sey u no go allow me hear word 4 hear with romance & love. My sent4rina don loss lemme with my triplet.


To d other lovers in this city, fraiser & blizzydodo, fraiser & cynnny, iambibi & jubrealguy, iambibi & smellymouth, fraih & Shammak, LogoDWhiz & brimme, Dtobs & chommieblaq, amodu & miss oyin, crobboy & sc31 , fraih & shammak, Abbeyunique2 & beckytee, kbs468 & spixytinxy and d rest wey no c dea name 4 here, make una pack una load Commot 4 dis city. Na seriousness mode I dey so. No more love, love, love 4 GC again, na only NYSC, NYSC, NYSC remain.

If una no gree hear my warning, na bokoharam I go carry com bomb una house 4 dis city.

If u like urself, either change ur ways or gerrarahhia.

Dreamcome2ru:
Thank you boss.

tuffpivot:
CROBBOY... On code abegg who b dis Cynny babe

tuffpivot:
Fraiser and CROBBOY..... I don get 4 litre make una add una own join to make am 10 litres i gat enta wafftown tonyt

Rukkyola:
@ Crobboy, thanks, I got ur mail. I will reply later.

Cynnny:
Well apart from the fact that Enugu is in the east, I have no knowledge about the state

Fraiser:
lol... U understand better... I guess unizik is in anambra state, is dat wia u base too?

Cynnny:
yes unizik is in anambra state but I don't live there

Cynnny:
Tanks CROBBOY. I am kul and d trip to Golden city was smooth without potholes on d road. How are u?

Cynnny
Microbiology
graduated 2015
would like to serve in enugu