₦airaland Forum

Rukkyola:
If he likes, when he leaves China, he should visit all the countries in the world rather than coming back home to sign the f*cking budget. I am freaking tired of this our so-called government.

Our leaders are aware of but ignore our feelings. Was this how they were treated during their time? I wonder if the think going to service is the only thing that worries us. Many of us are already disorganized.

Due to the indefinite time 4 our service, many of us are denied access to valuable job. Some of us that used to have, resigned already. Some working are likely to be displaced soon by new employees, because many firms want stable workers.

Boredom is one of the things I despise most. It can result to psychological, social and health problems. Many of the jobless ones among us battle with this all day long, especially those of us who do not have friends within the neighborhood.

As a way of suppressing this boredom, I am now a social network & movies addict. I wonder how this won't affect me in future. I haven't made any money and yet I am forced to squander the little I have on data subscription just to quench boredom.

NYSC has turned me into a house watch dog. Nothing that happens @ home passes me by without my acknowledgement. I have become a 'Miss know it all'. Series of questions are being posed to me by the busy ones who go out on daily basis, which I must provide answers to except I if was slumbering and didn't notice when the event took place. Imagine! Questions like:
1. Was there light at all today?
2.Even little children would ask me, "did anybody come to look 4 me at all today while I was away?"
3. Why is there no water in the house?
4. My younger sister would ask, " why did you finish up the food i left in the flask?" Even if I wasn't responsible for the allegation.
And many more questions.

Within the last few months of my stay @ home, I have gained weight. Reason because I tend to eat too much. I visit the kitchen at least 5times in a day. At least by the time we youths become 'papa ajascos' @ home. The government would find something to do about us.

The law of diminishing marginal utility now applies to me as a human being. My value in the house tend to diminish as my family see more of me. I keep reminiscing doz times while I was an undergraduate. When I hardly visit home during school breaks. The best I had ever done is spend 2 weeks @ most at home per section except during ASUU imposed break. I used to be pampered whenever I showed up @ home. But now, the reverse is the case. Rukky has become an errand girl.

SOMEONE WITH CONNECTION TO HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT BUHARI SHOULD HELP ME FORWARD THE ABOVE TO HIM.

Make una help me beg am sey make he quick come back house com sign budget. April 27 must not fail oooo

I always knew there are other parts of you that we're unfamiliar with. IMAGINE YOUR EXCELLENT ORGANISATION OF FACTS

Kudos Dearie!

With respect to your boredom leading to diminishing return ( funny you), I have some suggestions which might be helpful.

If this interest you, just send me a PM as I am deciding to follow you now.

#OneLove!

Oyehomie:
See..tnx jawe...work? I don resign na....na Tutoring i dey do now joor...will end on 24th....nd it's kinda takin 4hours frm me daily except Wednesdays.....Nd o boi....it hasn't been dat friendly... Lol

Did you imply that talking/tutoring isn't work Are you suggesting that all these our Politicians, Oyedekpo and others are jobless (because talking is what they primarily do) ??

For some of us, that's one of the things that has put food on our table for years now.

Anyway, thank goodness you're here today.

So what then do you do with the remaining 20 hours that you don't bother to come and say hi to your people??

girlyesosae:
Buhari Achievement Since assuming Office Nine
Months__ (300 DAYS) IN OFFICE
...
1) Niger Republic (May 2015).
2) CHAD (June 2015).
3) Germany (June 2015).
4) South Africa (June 2015).
5) United Kingdom (May 2015).
6) USA (July 2015).
7) Benin Republic (August 2015).
France (September 2015).
9) Ghana (September 2015).
10) India (October 2015).
11) Sudan (October 2015).
12) Iran (November 2015).
13) France (November 2015).
14) USA (November 2015).
15) South Africa (December 2015).
16) Benin Rep. (December 2015).
17) UAE (January 2016).
18) Kenya (January 2016).
19) Ethiopia (January 2016).
20) France (February 2016).
21) United. Kingdom (February 2016).
22) Egypt (February 2016).
23) Saudi Arabia (February 2016).
24) Qatar (February 2016).

I know this is part of his job description. But I believe in priorities. And I don't believe our international relations is not our biggest challenge. I mean lets not even start on fuel or electricity. There is so much to do and Im yet to see any work done.
I know change is a gradual and tiresome process. But I cant see any foundation or ground work being laid.

Does anyone know or has anyone seen the monorail that Amaechi was constructing in Rivers but never really did that covers a total of about 3-5 stops that you can just walk? Waste of money and totally unnecessary. I just hope thats not the trend we will be seeing. Coz we have way too many things to fix and no time to waste on frivolity.

All the same Presido can hire me as one of his aids oh. So ill get that diplomatic passport and travel the world. #goodlife. #Nigeriamustbebetter

The bolded last line above crowns it all.

That is exactly the challenge we have been facing (and will continue to face) in this country. Before assumption of a leadership position or power, everyone seem to be a "good analyst" and "tend to know" what to do (or know what is required of the president to do) to salvage the crumbling nation and economy.

But on assumption of office, all that becomes a nightmare to these people - providing genuine excuses why it is not within their powers and jurisdiction to deliver based on their promises yet taking themselves to newer financial grounds and heights.

God will help us in this country!

tuffpivot:
na wa o person go jux turn deaf nd dumb b dat oo... Abegg wen i fit take talk oga oyehomie

Fraiser:
hmmmmm... No 8, 12 nd 13 really found dia way into my bone marrow, hw I wish I saw dis earlier, gudmorni inlaw, hw have u been, missed u plenty.

iambibi:
..I beta be silent then, Lolz... NICE ONE!! Ma dearest neighbour welcom back!

katerine7:
time to be silent

OYEHOMIE WHY WHY WHY

WHY HAVE YOU TURNED OUR CITIZENS TO DEAF AND DUMB??

tuffpivot:
na wa o person go jux turn deaf nd dumb b dat oo... Abegg wen i fit take talk oga oyehomie

No be small thing o!

Nice one Oyehomie.
Its great to hear from you once again. How is work and others?
Have a fun-filled day man!

Fraih:
CROBBOY, nice one from you up there.

I was afraid the firestorm from you was going to strike some friction that would be hard to quench. But I see you took it all down by yourself.
I'm proud of you

Nice one coming from our consistent advocate of peace.

It keeps on getting better!

Now your thoughts are already aligned with Firestorms, I guess you're greatly preparing for Camp Fire Night in anticipation of a blissful and memorable experience

Kudos!

rosalieene:
# JustThinkingOutLoud
So, President Muhammadu Buhari is set to make
a four-day visit to the Peoples' Republic of China
from April 11th-15th to strengthen diplomatic
relations between China and Nigeria (according
to BellaNaija)...
At this point in time, he hasn't signed the 2016
budget into law (most of us are aware of his
reason(s)... Now tell me, won't NYSC
(management) extend this date of Batch A
streams before 20th of April, IF he refuses to
sign on or before then...(I hope they don't
extend it again buh the truth is crystal clear and
it can't be hidden)...
He's busy touring around the globe for the sake
of strengthening diplomatic relationship(s) BTW
Nigeria and other countries(I'm not saying this
ain't important but he ought to understand what
priority is and what is imperative)...Let me not
go into the issues of FUEL and POWER... Cos
they are nothing to write home about!!! With due
respect to the President of the Republic of
Nigeria: He is not fit to be the PETROLEUM
MINISTER rather the MINISTER of TOURISM...
I'll keep saying this: EXPECT NOTHING GOOD OR
SUBSTANTIAL FROM A GOVT. THAT SPENDS
ABOVE 50% OF HER ANNUAL BUDGET IN
MAINTAINING GOVERNMENTAL OFFICES...!!!
TO THOSE STILL WORKING, DON'T THINK OF
RESIGNING FOR NOW, UNTIL YOU GET YOUR
CALL UP LETTERS (to avoid stories that pricks
the kidney)!!!
WISH EVERYONE THE BEST WHILE WE AWAIT
THE CALL UP LETTERS!!!
#copied.

The president's travelling may not pose a challenge on signing the budget. Even if he does not travel, its not a guaranttee that the budget will be signed soon. That is because reviewing the budget before signing it may not be his personal responsibility. THAT IS WHY THEY HAVE AIDS AND ASSISTANTS.

With respect to the President's travels, in as much as the Nigerian budget and other related issues are of uttermost importance to Nigerians, there are other several international relations he is still responsible to sustain as the number 1 citizen of Nigeria. GEJ, Yar' Adua, OBJ, and others did even more during their tenure.

I deeply appreciate the later part of your writing.

Kudos!

shuaibbs:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/last-nass-transmits-detailed-budget-2016-buhari/




#GoodEvening

This is good news.

Since we still have 3 weeks before 27 April, then there is a certainty that things will be sorted out leading to no further postponement.

#MyThoughtThough!

From:
The Office of Minister for Information Technology and Communication,
Golden City.

To:
All Citizens of Golden City, Graceland, and all Participants/Viewers from within and outside the City.

I BRING YOU GREETINGS FROM THE PRESIDENCY AND THE VARIOUS HOUSE COMMITTEE MEMBERS.

[b]I must start by appreciating and commending our efforts and commitment in solidarity towards our emancipation from the boredom which has plagued us as a result of regularities associated with the NYSC and its scheme. I particularly express my profound gratitude to everyone who has contributed immensely to the discusses at hand thereby bringing about the much solicited and anticipated Golden City of our hopes, dreams and imaginations with information, education, inspiration and entertainment required to make timely and informed decisions before, during and after our service year.

This compilation is targeted at providing a concise list of the number of states analysed as well as the pages where those can be found. This is in an effort to salvage the recurring challenges of flipping through unending comments and pages in a quest to find a particular page containing a particular state of interest and to crave our indulgence on the number of states left out for the requisite analysis.

As I intend to make this update as often as new state's analysis are been thrown to the city, I implore everyone to contribute in analysing any state with which you have relevant information about (be it your state of origin, state of residence or state visited for only 2 hours).[/b]

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cc
CROBBOY
LogoDWhiz

OR

cc
CROBBOY
Kbs468

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation and effort in striving to foster the Unity, Harmony and Enlightenment of all.

Thumbs Up!


Find below the states analysed and page(s) where its related analysis can be found, in accordance to the order of their analysis.


1. CROSS RIVER STATE = 1999
2. EKITI STATE = 2005,2055
3. LAGOS STATE = 2030,2042,2044
4. OGUN STATE = 2031,2032,2034,2044,2045,2055
5. OSUN STATE = 2032,2035,2042
6. BENUE STATE = 2032
7. SOKOTO STATE = 2033
8. DELTA STATE = 2035,2037
9. F.C.T. ABUJA = 2035
10. KANO STATE = 2035
11. NIGER STATE = 2039
12. OYO STATE = 2041
13. KOGI STATE = 2041
14. KADUNA STATE = 2046
15. ANAMBRA STATE = 2047
16. AKWA IBOM STATE = 2052,2055
17. BAUCHI = 2055
18. NASARAWA = 2055

Kbs468:
O'boy. Wetin I dey come see here so. Chai! CROBBOY do you know that I would blame you first! But I can't actually blame you as such because you actually missed very many parts of humiliation and insults upon us, else I would have said you didn't learn from it.

But above all, I'm happy about the happy ending between you and drjoshua2000.

But I guess you were actually angered by his comment actually due to the serious commitment you were having in between time when he made it but having gone through it, I just figured it out that he later turned comical though with his comment then.

And the entire family had been great enough in handling the matter. Thumbs up everyone.

I have learnt something sha!

Kbs468:
This is why I called for additional varieties of emoticons to be readily made available for usage relatively. Atleast this piece deserves a thumbs up emoticon.

Well done Man. Keep up with the good work. We are seeing everything. Much regards

Boss Mi, its been a while. Sunday was the last time we heard from you I hope everything is okay?


Looking forward to hearing from you.

Miss You Brother!

Chinweukamaka:
As minister of education;no one will send their children abroad to study

I paid #20,100 in my alma mata and yet some people still find it difficult to pay the school fees so i'll make #10000 a compulsory school fees payment for universities(both state and federal),polytechnics(state and fedral) etc and will make sure there is free education up to secondary school level.

I will make sure that between post UTME and JAMB,that one of them goes for the other to stay.

Teachers will be well paid.God bless the good teachers all over the world.

Government schools will be provided all the facilities needed in order to give good quality and high standard education to their citizens

Thanks for your input.

Looking forward to hearing more from you!

Chinweukamaka:
My girl is +1 today hurray

Congrats her dear!

iambibi:
.. Awwww... ..Hu has red biro, lemme mark this apology letter.... Crobboy weldon!! Nice one!

Susong o!

How was your day?

Rukkyola, I see you and your comments.

Kudos!

sapien:
Hello, house. I'm a first timer here!

I got questions that need apt replies.

I graduated from Uniport last year, 2015 set.

Just late last week, Uniport student affairs department pasted names of eligible graduates for NYSC 2016 scheme for stream 2.

I would like to know if Batch A stream 2 registration has ended already or if the names released are those candidates eligible for Batch B later in September/October?

Welcome to Dear.

Registration for mobilization of Prospective Corp Members (PCM) suitable for Batch A 2016 (Stream I and Stream II) commenced and ended February 2016.

Any other short-listing with respect to NYSC Mobilization should be in preparation for Batch B 2016.

NYSC has not officially specified the date Batch B 2016 camping will commence. You will just have to keep your fingers crossed.

I hope this Helps!

greatestman:
Today I am +1 today..

Happy birthday man. Wishing you the best of your expectations!

drjoshua2000:
BEEN A GREAT RIDE IN THIS ROOM. THANKS FOR ALL THOSE WHO GAVE THEIR SELVES TIRELESSLY TO HELPING OTHERS. GOD BLESS YOU ALL. A16 CHAPEL IS OFFICALLY CLOSED AND IT MINISTER HAS HUMBLY RESIGNED AFTER THE MOST RIGHTEOUS MR CROBBOY DEFAMED AND SLANDERED AGAINST MY PERSON. WILL TOLL D HUMBLE PATH OF RESIGNING AND ABSOLVING MY SELF OF ALL ROOM ACTIVITY. BYE FOR NOW MY MEN.

NB: I WONT BE NEEDING ANY TAGGINGS FROM NOW ON. MANY THANKS

I SINCERELY APOLOGISE FOR TAKING SUCH EXTREME MEASURES IN PROVING MY POINT. I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME - I WOULD RATHER CONSIDER THE SAID WRITE-UP TO BE JOKE INTENDED THAN BEING CRITICAL.

[size=17pt]I SINCERELY HOPE YOU ACCEPT MY APOLOGY AND CONTINUE TO SUPPORT THE MINISTRY OF A'16 CHAPEL.[/size]

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

YOURS SINCERELY,

CROBBOY.

cc
tuffpivot
Fraih

tuffpivot:
i fink he has apologized for d way he acted.... It wud also polite if u apologize 4 ur reaction... Lets kip dis city strong wif luv nd lasting friendship


I'd luv 2 c dis issue disappear ONE LUV GC

Alright. I will.

Chinweukamaka:
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Perfect maturity is when a person hurts you and you try to understand their situation and don't hurt them back

I totally agree with you.

But you see, experience has made me understand that every human is a learner of life and that make us prone to certain mistakes. But there are some individuals that because of their social standing, people cannot fault them for anything. Eventually, they keep on sailing life uninterruptedly with the false assumptions that their characters are flawless.

Many of such people only have a change of perspective after a certain bitter experience. Its unfortunate for me that I had to become the conveyor of such an experience.

I AM NOT VERY HAPPY THAT I HAD TO BE THE VESSEL TO CREATE SUCH EXPERIENCE. THAT WAS WHY I STARTED BY APOLOGISING INDIRECTLY.

But its pertinent that someone learn something. Sometimes this lessons come the HARD WAY. Such is life.

spixytinxy:
If I were to b president for one week ehn, na to first mk history as d first female president oooo, sack all dose Yeye ministers nd put my family members lol. Oya mk I crious


1. Would provide tarred roads with good drainage systems, functioning traffic light nd bridge , not just in major areas ooo bt everywhere.

2. Would mk sure no state relies on d federal government allocation, all states must develop nd maintain dia resources.

3. Would provide stable currency nd mk sure d Nigeria currency is high in d foreign market especially against pounds nd dollar.

4. Would mk sure people in d civil service undergo regular training.

5. Would sack dose NFF officials dey r just wasting our money. Ehn afta all dis one na to save ooooo so dat my generation to come no go suffer abi who no wan chop frm d national moimoi.
Cc crobboy

HHmmmmmm

Thanks for your input.

Can you make an analysis on your state of Origin or Residence?

Thanks for your usual Cooperation!

Chinweukamaka:
We should all learn to ignore people's mistakes

How I wish they will learn to present them as mistakes or jokes clearly from the outset, no one eventually will get hurt.

Ndejiko:
Pls take it easy my brother, don't bother yourself on that. Pls calm down

Yes I have. Thanks!

Chinweukamaka:
If i were to be a president in one week;

On the first day,i'll make sure that i provide at least 12 hours non stop power supply

On the second,provide good roads and make sure trailer tankers and trucks moves only at night

On the third day,i'll return the price of fuel to #65 per litre

On the fourth day,i'll make sure that 80% of our needs are produced here in nigeria with qualities far better than those from outside the country

On the fifth day i'll make sure that no one above the age of 50 holds any position in federal government office,they will resign and be given a good retirement benefit and can only be called to give elderly advice when needed(you can call them patrons and matrons if you like).

On the sixth day,i'll set aside certain amount of money to be given to anyone who is able to acqure skills on the condition that he/she must be willing to go to school upto at least secondary school level

On the seventh day;i'll cut my own share of the national cake lolz and then i'll rest as i await my handover.

NIGERIA O NI BAJE OOooooooo

That your Seventh day eeeehhhhhh

Thanks for your contributions. Can you make inputs on the others, especially a state in Nigeria?

Thanks for your Usual Cooperation!

tuffpivot:
I knw pipo on d city wer offended by wot he said on hw he acted buh bro.....


U didn't av 2 kill his self esteem by posting his escapades here now... MAN NA MAN OOO

The bolded above just kept me laughing.

Since that issue is still lingering, what do you advice I do??

spixytinxy:
Don't wori crobboy a trial wil convince u, miss u as well

Alright then. Can you send in your own contributions?

spixytinxy:
crobboy if I slap I ehn, who told u so, me I went for paraga mixture conference ni ooooo

What a conference Alright then.

So what are your new varieties? I hope say you get wetin go turn me to regular customer this time abi??

WELCOME DEARIE. I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

Please we have some discusses at hand. Kindly make your own contributions no matter how little.

Find relevant discusses below:

Thanks for your usual Cooperation!

Kbs468:
Once again, Good evening Citizens

Yes and straight up without much addo, let's put up ourselves to the latest X-FACTOR challenge here in Golden City as some of Us have already started

Interestingly, the challenge is no big deal or new to all of us actually both from our point of view here in GOLDEN CITY and in the outside world around our walls which is why GRACELANDERS and others that have anything to do with NYSC too would be welcomed whole heartedly as Key Figures and participants around our dinning Table this time around


And here we go, although the next line below is to encourage us all in participating accordingly. Alright,


Note:
¤* It's not COMPULSORY that you must respond with the exact figure or degree of imput so that you won't be discouraged to say something or contribute your quota

¤* You can also choose to give your response part by part instead of typing out a whole at once because some persons have phobia for long commentary/Views/opinion or idea postage

Up next is the X-FACTOR challenge as our line of discuss and is presented as below

1.
WHAT ARE THE 20 THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW AND/OR DO AS GRADUATES or BEFORE SERVICE ELAPSES TO YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND ADVICE
2.
HELP MENTION 5 THINGS TO DO IN 5 DIFFERENT STATES THAT CAN IMPROVE ONE'S STANDARD OF LIVING AS A CORPS MEMBER

This 2nd one can be structured with respect to building a career path during service year, employability and job creation, relationships, etc


3. KINDLY WRITE ON THE CULTURAL SETTINGS OF YOUR PRESENT STATES OF RESIDENCE WITH RESPECT TO THE PREDOMINANT SOURCE OF INCOME, RECREATIONAL AVENUE AVAILABLE SUCH AS PARKS, TOURIST SITES, etc

In this line.. we are trying to reintroduce the talk about our present state of basement again So that we can refresh our minds about each state of the federation again

4. IF YOU ARE PRIVILEGED TO BE THE PRESIDENT FOR ONE WEEK, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT NIGERIA?

5. IF YOU ARE THE NYSC Director General for one year, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU ENVISAGE AND PROMOTE ABOUT THE SCHEME?

6. IF YOU ARE THE Minister for Education, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU EFFECT IN SALVAGING NIGERIA'S EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM?



In Trying to buttress our explanations, we should bear in mind that

The essence of the No.2 is to have the 37 states discussed out so that citizens can have an idea about the nature of the states that we have relative to NYSC which would help enhance preparation for entrepreneurship during service year.

While For No.3, 4 5 & 6, many Nigerians "KNOW" (in abstract) what they think is the responsibility of leaders as it relates to their present predicament, hence the importance of this discuss as our MENU for the time being.

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic for the Executive Cabinet

From:
The Office of Minister for Information Technology and Communication,
Golden City.

To:
All Citizens of Golden City, Graceland, and all Participants/Viewers from within and outside the City.

I BRING YOU GREETINGS FROM THE PRESIDENCY AND THE VARIOUS HOUSE COMMITTEE MEMBERS.

[b]I must start by appreciating and commending our efforts and commitment in solidarity towards our emancipation from the boredom which has plagued us as a result of regularities associated with the NYSC and its scheme. I particularly express my profound gratitude to everyone who has contributed immensely to the discusses at hand thereby bringing about the much solicited and anticipated Golden City of our hopes, dreams and imaginations with information, education, inspiration and entertainment required to make timely and informed decisions before, during and after our service year.

This compilation is targeted at providing a concise list of the number of states analysed as well as the pages where those can be found. This is in an effort to salvage the recurring challenges of flipping through unending comments and pages in a quest to find a particular page containing a particular state of interest and to crave our indulgence on the number of states left out for the requisite analysis.

As I intend to make this update as often as new state's analysis are been thrown to the city, I implore everyone to contribute in analysing any state with which you have relevant information about (be it your state of origin, state of residence or state visited for only 2 hours).[/b]

[size=13pt]In order to have your information, analysis and update captured in our database, do ensure to copy or tag as follows:[/size]

cc
CROBBOY
LogoDWhiz

OR

cc
CROBBOY
Kbs468

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation and effort in striving to foster the Unity, Harmony and Enlightenment of all.

Thumbs Up!


Find below the states analysed and page(s) where its related analysis can be found, in accordance to the order of their analysis.


1. CROSS RIVER STATE = 1999
2. EKITI STATE = 2005,2055
3. LAGOS STATE = 2030,2042,2044
4. OGUN STATE = 2031,2032,2034,2044,2045,2055
5. OSUN STATE = 2032,2035,2042
6. BENUE STATE = 2032
7. SOKOTO STATE = 2033
8. DELTA STATE = 2035,2037
9. F.C.T. ABUJA = 2035
10. KANO STATE = 2035
11. NIGER STATE = 2039
12. OYO STATE = 2041
13. KOGI STATE = 2041
14. KADUNA STATE = 2046
15. ANAMBRA STATE = 2047
16. AKWA IBOM STATE = 2052,2055
17. BAUCHI = 2055
18. NASARAWA = 2055

drjoshua2000:
Have some courtesy. You can't make any leap this way.

See who is talking about courtesy

*hiss*

Rukkyola:
Goodnyte Jubrealguy, goodnyt crobboy, good nyt 2 d 4 guest n ghost mode.

Good night dear!

iambibi:
.. Alryt dear.. I get you!! .... Oya no dey use those ur big big fonts dey reply me..... I no like am!

For your mind